all Brandon fans, it's time for a thread tribute

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>>1038887
i'm gonna post some of my favs pics

>>1038889
His body is weird.
He's got midget proportions without being a midget.
Short chunky arms and a big head.

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>>1038889
>that asshole

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Cool I'll join in.

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>>1038892
he would be a beautiful trap

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>>1038896

I just don't understand why nobody likes me.

>>1038911
I'd sit on that dick the first chance I get. Does that constitute liking?

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>>1038911
i can make you a man...

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>>1038919

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>>1038923
he is a qt pie

>>1038887
>thread tribute
did he commit suicide?

>>1038911
They're jealous boo jus' you n' me forever

>>1038932
Nope. But this thread is precisely why I won't talk to him anymore.

>>1038936
Are you that friend of his who's much older than him and once tried to live in the woods?

>>1038941
LOL what? tell more. this sounds like a good story.

>>1038943
In Brandon's contacts, there was a 29-year-old guy who was in love with him. I talked to this guy a bit one day when Brandon was camwhoring and he told me he's a bit of a shut-in who lives at home. He told me though that he once tried to go live in the woods in Pennsylvania for two weeks before giving up. As for the relationship between himself and Brandon, it would appear his feelings are not mutual. In fact they've grown to resent each other a great deal because he has a habit of calling Brandon's parents every time he camwhores out of some protective impulse, never mind the fact that Brandon is an adult and that his parents probably don't care at all about his dick pics.

>>1038948
>tried to go live in the woods in Pennsylvania for two weeks before giving up
Musta read Walden

>>1038948
>his parents probably don't care at all about his dick pics.
i was about to ask what kind of parents wouldn't care about their son posting dick pics and camwhoring, but then i remembered who i was talking about and they probably have much more to worry about when it comes to brandon, ie his mental health issues

>>1038952
Maybe, I don't know. He just seemed asocial and lonely.

>>1038954
If you care about what your grown son does on the Internet, you have a seriously boring life.

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>>1038948
lel i've never even considered brandon's parents part of the picture. does he still live with them? the backgrounds of his photos look like he was still living with them.

btw this:
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>>1038948
Where does he camwhgore? Tinychat? If so, what room? And when?

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>>1038956
>If you care about what your grown son does on the Internet, you have a seriously boring life.
i think most parents are just a little fucked, never internalize that their kid isn't five anymore.

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>>1038954
>his parents probably don't care at all about his dick pics
i don't see why it's a big issue. i mean everyone experiments a little with their sexuality. i don't think brandon does anything on the internet that everyone doesn't do at some point and his parents would be silly to be alarmed

>>1038962
I believe he does. They got mad at him once for crashing the car while he was busy using his phone to shitpost on 4chan instead of paying attention to the road.

>>1038964
I really doubt it's a regular thing. I only saw him do so once a few months ago.

>>1038978
Holy shit. That's not him is it? The face kinda looks like it though. If it is, he's moved onto way less tame stuff. Good for him.

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>>1038887
Thank you. There should always be a Brandon thread.

>>1038891
If by 'weird,' you mean fucking beautiful.

>>1038936
What is this comment about?

>>1038978
OH MY GOD! I have never seen pics of him in bondage gear. This is fucking hot as hell.

So does anyone know if the recent post allegedly from him on /soc/ claiming that he had an internet boyfriend and was finished posting online is true?

MFW I never get to see a Brandon cam.

>>1038892
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>>1038970
His ass is fucking firm
Anyone got any other pics of it?

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>>1039236

here you got sir

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>>1039236

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>>1039250
i want him for christmas

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>>1039253

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>>1039236

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>>1039265

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i cant believe you let this happen /hm

everyone has different preferences. I think he's really attractive. perfect blend of cuteness and hotness.

>>1039296
Its not his looks thats the problem. Its his brain

Get the fuck off this board, Brandon

Lel I wanna have Brandon's babies.

he's sort of cute physically, but his actions and personality completely negate that. how can you find such an attention-whoring, self-loathing freak attractive? he's clearly severely mentally ill and in desperate need of therapy and medicating.

>>1039366
>Implying Brandon is capable of posting a picture of himself without the accompanying "Honestly, am I attractive? I can't get a girlfriend" post.

are there videos? i want videos.

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he is like a young keanu

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>>1039519

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im just gonna post more

>>1039523
more is better

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>>1039531

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>>1039201
>MFW I never get to see a Brandon cam
Same. I keep asking but nobody will tell me where he cams.

>>1039388
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>>1039313

He has severe depression issues, no doubt caused by loneliness.

I wanna fix him.

>>1039661
Unless you're a fit and pretty girl that's out of his league, you can't.

>>1039664

I thought he was bisexual.

Either way, I'm not fit nor pretty. And I'm taken. But I'd imagine there are others who are his type who share my sentiment.

>>1039672
>I'm not fit nor pretty. And I'm taken.
i have hope. how not fit and not pretty are you?

>>1039672
If there are, they haven't spoken up or he'd question them on why they're attracted to him.
He's just a lost cause, a troll that should be avoided.

>>1039675

Folks on /b/ would classify me as 'land whale.'

My boyfriend is the polar opposite of me.

You have hope. Although it takes a while. I was way past hopeless when I finally landed this one.

>>1039678
/b/ classes everyone whos not a twig as a land whale.

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>>1039675
>>1039678
>>1039680

*sigh* This is easier than explaining it. Apologies to those who come here for sexy Brandon pics and have their boners killed by this.

Point is, anon, if I can find someone, anybody can.

And so can Brandon.

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>>1039253
You and me both, Anon.
>>1038970
Hnnng.

>>1039683
Well. I should point out I am into big guys. Sooo.

>>1039683
get your bf's permission to post a pic and then post a pic of your bf. no face necessary

Before my laptop crashed and broke I had so many pics of Brandon from when we would fap on cam sometimes. He's got his issues for sure, but he's definitely a qt.

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>>1039801
are you a boy or a girl? and please share

am i the only one who sees a nintendo mii character whenever i look at his face?

>>1039684
omg. *dies*

>>1039252

That's adorable.

>>1040016
his ass is pretty nice aint it?

ctrl + f pedo
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i see, /hm/

>>1039684

Yup. I see the disconnect mentally that people are talking about.

>>1038970
that's an amazing rear body
>>1039265
he looks really hot in this photo
>>1039683
I agree with you there. one can like one physically but love is a whole another thing that involves a lot of personality compatibility. everyone can find someone eventually.
>>1040019
yeah. face too

>>1040179
>he looks really hot in this photo
Yes, he does. I can't figure out why, but I love how he's showing off his cock and looking away like, "Yeah, I'm hard." It just turns me on so fucking much.

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4brandon

>>1040887
>>1040889
Aw, these are so cute.

his midget arms doe

>>1038892
that is a beautiful hole

I always thought he was so attractive. Like literally perfect.

bumpin

aren't there more? i want more.

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>>1041711
anything in particular?

>>1041733
Seeing him smile make me feel butterflies in my stomach

>>1041733
that gif is adorable.
i meant shirtless / naked, but that is also good.

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i really like this one

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I just ran into a grindr account with images of the same guy, some aren't up here, not sure if troll creeper. Where is this guy from?

He said he was into blood, not sure if real.

sooooo, who is this? somebody fill me in? he's cute and all... but who is this and why is he important and where did he come from.

>>1042484
>wasted muscles, ugly face, mutilated dick
Oh boy I'd rather eat any vagina than fuck this guy

>>1042557
He's not important at all. Brandon has only gotten some "fame" on here when he kept making threads again and again asking why nobody likes him

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I dumped a hundred-odd Brandon pictures a few weeks ago. Glad to see there's more here I haven't seen :3

He can be sooo hawt sometimes.

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>>1042536
fuck, that looks real. i really hope its not real.

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Same guy sent me this.

>>1042591
sounds like something he would do. as a /b/tard. i support him doing this


>i actually dont like people hurting themselves but brandons insane.

>>1042536
>>1042591

nuuuuu :c

>>1042591
do you have some LG phone?

>>1042603
samsung s4 why?

>>1042605
my LG G2 has the same skin like that with white icons.. my old S2 everything was green..

>sorry ill go back to /g/ now

I'm such an idiot and can't even believe how many terrible pics of me I took in hindsight. What a mess I was. Can't erase the past but can only hope this doesn't destroy my future.

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>>1042621

Some, uhh, aren't very flattering.

Oh well, practise makes ... neural connections stronger without necessarily changing them.

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>>1042623
I would say most are reAlly bad but ehh, was crazy as shit. I can't stand seeing the nudes..My dick looks so small in some. Just all around bad quality and angles.

>>1042626
Omfg. Brandon, is that you?

>>1038887
He is the most disgusting piece of living matter that my senses can even comprehend

>>1042569
>He can be sooo hawt sometimes.
Agreed, like in that picture.

>>1042626
timestamp and dick or gtfo

>>1039853
i'm a dude

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Why does he always remind me of the Supreme Gentleman?
I mean there is *some* similarity I suppose but nothing exceptional...
What do you think of this /hm/?

>>1042998
I don't know. I'm absolutely nothing like him in personality.
>>1042565
I know this pic is gross. I don't like my face either :(

I don't deserve such mean comments. I'm sorry for being annoying but my life really sucks and I'm in a lot of despair over realizing shit I was only ever mildly concerned about in the past. Basically, I feel like my life is over :(

anyone have a pic of him cumming?

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>>1038893
Not full cumshot but still better than nothing

>>1043011
Aw. What's wrong? You're so young.

>>1043179
22 isn't young. I'm growing old alarmingly fast and becoming less desirable each day. I just want a girl to come along and show enough interest that I wen have a chance.. I hate being lonely and such a loser virgin but even worse is how people say mean things like "get a hooker" or that I look gross and should kill myself. I know I'm not hot and I'm sorry for ever plastering my bullshit on a few boards. At least treat me with respect for how I feel.

>>1043341
timestamp?

>>1043346
I'm unfortunately not going to be able to fulfill that demand for my own reasons but I didn't even know this thread existed till last night when I was told about it and just seeing the pics of me is just cringe inducing. Guess you'll just have to take what I say as legit.

>>1043341

This is a tragic paragraph.

> I just want [to sit passively until the world hands something to me on a plate]

> At least treat me with respect for how I feel

> for how I feel

> Don't treat me with respect because I'm a human
> don't treat me with respect because of something impressive I've done
> Don't treat me with respect, just as an aside
> Instead of the above...
> I can't control how I respond to how you treat me so I beg you to change how you treat me.
> At least. If you only do one thing, respect me.

> Because I can't respect myself

> Because I am nobody without your validation,
> (mother)

"I want someone to come along and love me without me doing anything"

The worst part of that

is that if they do

they will be the sort of girl who is interested in {someone who needs external validation}. She will be interested in /a slave/ who does anything for her words of approval.

she will wrap you around her finger and your life will be drama and outbursts always with an undercurrent of fear and dread of what if she leaves you. You will give up yourself to become a an empty echo of her every whim. And she won't even *like* you because there won't _be any you there_

Maybe you'll even marry her.

Gore pictures, eh; seeing Brandon posts hurts so much more.

Why

Why do you post dick pictures because a bunch of anonymous old fat guys demand it? Even if we were hot... you're not gay! And you don't even seem to enjoy it!

Your behaviour. What do you *do* and why do you *keep doing it*.

You want a girl to come along and show interest - what shows interest in a drowning creature?? Cute seals and friendly dolphins? Nope. Sharks! (that's us).

You want "anyone"? Who is going to want to be your "anyone"? "Why do you want to be with me?" "You're better than nothing I guess".

So flattering. Go find specific people, and chase them. Make yourself someone they could love without obliterating you.

>>1043351
thats sad man. if you were gay i'd be all over that and i'm actually handsome as far as guys go so you wouldnt be able to bitch about it

On another note, this guy:

http://www.thepolyglotdream.com/an-extraordinary-story-richard-simcott/

Is ugly. He's also married. And he seems so /genuinely nice/ that I feel guilty calling him ugly.

But he looks like a squinting, lowbrow with a permanent allergic reaction.

I'm just abusing him to point out that "wah wah I'm ugly" is an excuse.

OK you're ugly.

That's not a good enough reason that you can sit back and say "that's it, my life is over, look, I got handed "ugly" and there was nothing else I could do, you understand and respect that, right?".

> However, if you tell me you are unhappy, if you tell me you are all mixed up about the life you are leading, then expect a critique of the life you are leading, not just the pathology you are projecting it all onto. You picked your life. You may not think you picked it, you may think you were forced into it and inescapably tied to it, but I saw Badlands and I know that every moment is a choice, right up to and including blowing your brains out. So not sleeping with that hill giant is a choice you chose not to make. Saying, "I had no choice," is itself a choice. Your choices may be stupid, but they're still choices. And as all choices in life are ultimately binary, you really have no one else to blame for them but yourself. Flipping a coin should win you happiness 50% of the time. If you're running less than that.................. consider getting a coin.

> Brandon has a very specific problem, and it is not sex: freedom.

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/03/shame.html#more

You used to post your Kik sometimes didn't you?

(I have that bad habit of always installing Kik and deleting it after I'm done using it and just creating trash accounts)

Anyway so could you post your Kik I'd like to write you sometimes because when I feel bad I like to talk to people who feel worse and also I've chatted with you a few times but stopped because (I do feel bad for it) sometimes you actually were annoying.

>>1043468
Second that. I'd love to have a private chat with him.