Former Polish MEP
RIP
Pennsylvania legislator
>>1541414
jesus
Would like to see way more of this kind of thing, especially in this kind of way
I had one in jail. He was so fucking pretty I just had to fuck. Best ass I ever had.
Ugh, yes pls. Asians have such an unfair advantage when it comes to androgyny and it should be celebrated.
and just a reminder that it's these men - the ones with feminine features - who are prized the most in hetero asian (at least japanese/korean) societies, not overtly masculine/hairy/muscled men. Before someone inevitably calls this a "tranny" thread lol
>>1537711
details pls?
prison sex is my fetish.
Anyone got any mushroom cock vids or pics?
Yes pls make this happen
>>1539741
is that fake?
Isn't he the apex of the male species?
Post our greatest (and hottest) allies here
We havent had a youtuber thread in a hot minute so its time for a revival!
personally im looking for more
Markiplier and friends
GameGrumps
and Filthyfrank and the cancer crew
to add to my collections but feel free to post whoever
So, /hm/, wanna hear about how much of a fucking idiot I am and how I think I just let a hot "friend" of mine play me for cash? No? Well I'm going to tell you anyway.
So many years ago I worked in retail (my experiences in retail being one of the many reasons I generally hate people and seclude myself in the interwebs), and at this retail job I worked with this dude, let's call him Jim, for a good year and a half or two.
We were work friends, but not like pals outside of work. We talked just about every day we worked together, the usual shit; how much our managers blew ass, how much we hated our job, about whatever moronic customer with no shame decided to make a fool of themselves that day, about his girlfriend and their kids, etc.
He would talk about chicks that we worked with that he would like to fuck, and I would go along with it even though I have very little interest in fucking women. And I think he picked up on this, cause after a while he would go into more and more detail about his sex life with his girl and other women. And thank god we had to wear smocks cause I would usually end up getting hard from these convos, not that he could see, I think.
Anyway, he would give me these details and talk about what he would do to this girl and that, and I think he might have known how it got to me down there. He always wore baggy shorts or pants, the type were you could easily see his dick print, and fuck is he hung. Again I think he knew this cause I always managed to catch a glimpse of his bulge whenever we worked together.
I stopped working at that place about 3 and a half years ago and hadn't kept in touch with this guy at all for all this time. Until I ran into him on the train about 2 months ago. We talked a bit and caught up, I learned that he broke up with his baby momma about a year back and that he has been 'frustrated' since then.
>>1543095
We exchanged numbers and were texting for a month or so and eventually he brought up the fact that he hadn't fucked since before he broke up with his girl (Their last time being behind the fucking store where we worked apparently) so I mentioned how it had been a while for me too and I needed to let off some steam. I told him that he could try a dating/hook up app to try to find a chick to fuck. He said that he didn't need to and even if he did he wouldn't be sure how to set one up or how to go around using it. (Btw, he's not a daddy but he is a little bit older than I am and not good with technology)
Then, he did something I actually never thought he would do, he told me about a girl he knows who wanted to hook up with him but due to their living arrangements they would have to split a hotel room. He asked if I would be down to join if I could help cover the cost of the room and I obviously said yes. Here's a guy that I had been lusting for years over, WITH what looked like a big ol donkey dick, and he wanted to all of a sudden bang some broad with me? Uhhh fuck yes. He said that he wanted to do it some time soon as he didn't know if this girl would come through or not for sure.
Even though I'd rather fuck him, I thought it would be enough just to get to see him fucking this girl. Plus, she is pretty cute so I could at the very least get some head out of it as he "goes to town on her round ass".
We had been trying to plan this out for about a week then when he called me up one day saying it might have to wait because his landlord was being a dick with his rent. I was cool with waiting a bit so I just told him to hmu when he thought he could do it.
Now, about a week and a half ago he calls me and tells me him and his kids might get evicted from their place and he didn't know what to do.
>>1543096
He said he gave all his cash to his landlord and didn't have anything left to feed his kids and me feeling bad for him and still wanting to keep the possibility of getting to see him sling his big dick around decided to offer to loan him some cash to help feed his kids. He thanked me profusely and asked if I could meet him around his way when I was done with work that morning. I agreed and took the train down his way after staying late at work. I get to our meeting spot and try calling him. No answer. I text him, no answer. I wait about 15 minutes and he texts me saying he got called into work all of a sudden and was getting ready to leave. I told him I had been waiting (in the rain, mind you) and he said he would text me his address as he was just a few blocks away from the train stop. He didn't call me until 20 minutes later after I had texted him about half a dozen times asking why he hadn't sent his address yet.
He claims that he was going to meet me there on his way to work even though that is not what he told me initially. I basically said 'Oh well dude' as I was already stepping back on the train to head back home.
He actually gave me some attitude about leaving and asked if I could try to meet him again the next day. Now I realize that any normal and sane guy would see that something was wrong with this situation and tell him to fuck off, but me being in the haze of cock lust that I was in, I told him to call me the next day. He did, and I agreed to try to meet back up with him,
But on two conditions;
>1. that we iron out the details for getting the hotel room with this chick
>2. That he send me his "pics" so I could set up a profile for him on a hook up app, in case the girl he was talking to backed out.
It took a few hours of encouragement about dating apps for him to begrudgingly agree to send me his pics.
>>1543097
With my heart in my stomach when he finally did agree to send me his dick pic "for the profile" I also agreed to meet him again later that day once he sent the pic.
He didn't send it until about an hour later when I was on my way home. It was beautiful. Big, relatively thick, veiny, with a big pink round head. My jaw literally dropped and I immediately wished that his big cock was sliding down my throat instead of the gum that I was chewing (and subsequently swallowed). But then I remembered where I was and had to *attempt* to hide a very public boner on the train.
I promptly and slyly complemented him and said I would pass it on to one of the girls I was talking to.. Lol. He told me where to meet him and so I missed my stop and took the train further down, back towards his area, just like the night before. And just like before he told me to meet him at his place and he would text me the address. Also just like before, he had me waiting in the rain for another 25 minutes until he randomly shows up to the train stop coming up to me and telling me that he 'tried calling me' to tell me that he would meet me at the stop. Now, this time I just might have told him to fuck off for doing that again... But... The cock that I thought was his was just too perfect and the thought of me getting to see it in action was too much for me to pass up.
Miss him
Hey guys ok a little about me I'm 32 with 2 kids and I have had sex about 5 times in 5 years and I'm that sexually frustrated I'm gonna fuck a guy pretty soon. Met online and he's local and got a gf too but he's hot as fuck.
Am I just the worst kinda person to want to fuck around for the first time I may add
This is why you don't try to marry the gay away.
>>1545447
Sure I might as well be married. In the eyes of the law I am
hot
do it!
......and why u hire him. What is it u get from him you can't get at home or from other guys.
could be this one too
I would get this midget, because I would be able to toss him around and fuck him even though he had enough
I see this guy once in a while. makes me feel like his object the moment I enter his room. owns me and makes me his cumdump whore, sells me his cumload across the face and then wash it off with his piss. feel reliefed in a way after he is done with me.
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Name of the bottom please?
Or literally anything that can help me find him. Top's name, studio, even if you recognize the bed?
>>1536860
Another gif but with face. I've searched through so many porn studios but can't seem to find where he's from.
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oj2iv9HVUQ1udduno_480.mp4#_=_
The way he bounces is crazy hypnotic.
Anybody know the full video?
So I found out after having sex with someon today that I'm not gay. It took forever for me to cum and in the end it wasn't even due to the sex. It was because I was furiously masturbating while thinking of this one girl I know. 4 years of questioning it and now I know the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
maybe he was ugly, if you fuck a cute guy you are guaranteed to cum
>>1546143
Is that book any good? It seems to be about my #1 fetish.
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