*Record Scratch* Cut to a close-up of Napoleon. "So you're

It all started during the great revolution..

*scene slowly faiding away with dreamy voice effects*

Somebody once told me

See that guy?
*zoom in to tall, handsome man*
No not that guy! That guy.
*zooms in to short statured peasant*
That's me.

>smash mouth plays to montage of people being guillotined

>napoleon skateboarding over the bridge at arcole with the french tricolour and a backwards baseball cap on

>>681061
>runs in at the last moment to artillery class, sitting next to the hottest woman in the room who doesn't look at him

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Why did he dropped his hairdo when he grew older, /his/?

>>681217
He stopped to be an edgy revolutionary

>>681085
:scene of him open his chest and a bully son of an aristocrat close it on his face and calls him loser:

>>681290
scene of him coming home with the schoolbooks to find his slutty sister Josephine getting in on his his bully in his bed.

>>681217

Balding's a bitch. You gotta make it work somehow.

>>680925
Should be while his army is routing in waterloo.