You're in the royal court and Uther Pendragon slaps your

>>668552
I'm actually watching Merlin as I read this. I'd slap Arthur's ass back.

>>668553

The show or the 1998 miniseries?

>>668554
The show. I didn't actually know until a few days ago that it was a miniseries; I thought it was just a movie. The one with Sam Neill?

>>668552
>>>/lit/

>>668556

Yeah. It's a movie that was aired in segments as a miniseries IIRC. It's pretty good but silly at times.

>>668564
Oh, that makes a lot more sense. I've only ever watched it in one sitting. It's easily one of my favourite "movies", and it created my love for Sam Neill. God damn he's a good actor.

>>668553
Have you seen John Boorman's Excalibur?

>>668552

Hire a wizard to shapeshift me to look like him and fuck his wife. Hey, what goes around, comes around, right?

>>668552
I would procliam that he was a blaggard for commiting such heinous crime against me, and then challenge him to a duel to rectify the wrong doing.

Invite saxons over.

>>670053
Just hire a wizard to shapeshift into his wife, easier and he won't come back at you. (Oglaf, 2015)