I think I found my waifu. Post yours

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this b*tch

>>656982
Why is Tewi so punchable?

>>657013
>liking a bitch
cmon nigga

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>>656994
we just don't know

>>656961
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard right now but this post almost has me in a fit of laughter rolling around the floor. There's not even anything funny about this image or your post. I'm just laughing uncontrollably at it.

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>>657005

>>656961
BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD

>>656961
>2000BC
>being skinnyfat

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My little Angel of Terror

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>>656961
Izanagi didn't deserve Izanami. Like fuck man I know she's a rotting skeleton, but shit. I would still love her.

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>>657696
The similarities are... disturbing.
Well, similarities to Ben Solo at least.

M I N O A N S
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Fu Hao

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As an aside, why does everyone in Indian mythological art look so fucking disinterested?

>>658053
>lol just stabbing this dude
>lol i'm getting stabbed and eaten

>>658237
>tfw his foot is on my crotch

>>658053
Because they knew what they did wouldn't matter and their country would become a literal shitheap regardless.

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>>658246
>His

>>658248
That's because they're poor, not because their culture is inherently bad. Poor people are uneducated and ultimately hateful.

That said, I've never understood how India developed an extremely patriarchal culture, when they have many powerful and independent female figures in their mythology.

>>658255
What is with Indian mythology and foot fetish?

>>658326
It's showing her dominance over her make partner. Standing on someone is considered a huge sign of power over them, symbolically.

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>>658053
Reality is an illusion, bro. It's all samsara.

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>>656961
why didn't I save her

>>657013
>Athena
>a woman

Hahaha, oh boy.
She may have a (divine) vag, but she is nothing of a woman.

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>>657660

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Only the purest waifu for me, arigatou gozaimasu

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>>657061
>>658255

The only possible answer.

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>>658653
>those legs

>>658053
Looks kinda passive aggressive to me.

>>657221
Pure cuck.

Best waifu from each religion:

Egyptian: Neith
Mesopotamian: Ishtar
Hindu: Kali
Greek: Athena
Catholic: Joan of Arc

I can't stand the moon faces of 19/18th century "beauties". Are there any historical eras that had beauty standards like ours today?

>>658255
I'm pretty ignorant of indian culture, but arn't most of those powerful female figures just forms of the shapeshifting god vishnu? shiva etc

often times they're still given the male pronouns, so the anon youre quoting is actually using the correct pronoun

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>>658729
14th century BC.

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>>658713
>Ishtar

>>658924
That's my waifu, I fuck her several times a day

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Obvious.

>>658744
the original pic with the 10 armed goddess on a tiger is durga, which is an aspect of shakti (energy, female). the interplay, or 'dance', between shakti and shiva (matter, male) forms the cosmic totality called brahma

>>656961
I loved Egypt a lot as a kid and I remember fapping to this pic a lot.

>>659021
Griffith?

>>658255
>ywn be stepped on by a blue skinned indian warrior qt

>>658713
>Neith
>not Sekhmet

>>658713
>>658778
>momma's boy

>>658631
this t b h f a m

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>>659460

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Rule Britannia... [spoiler] ;_;7 [/spoiler]

>>660795
Yiff in Duat furfag.

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Gotta love Wu Zetian she fucked her way to the top.

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>>656961

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystyna_Skarbek

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>>656961
Nina Schenk Gräfin von Stauffenberg, Hitler assasin Stauffenberg's wife

I know I'm a fucking pleb, but I'm all about dat Jeanne d'Arc.

>>662999
>>663216
I am hard imaging a bunch of Nazis running a rape train on both of them when they they were detained

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>>656961
Too qt.

>>658255
>hate is bad
You are supposed to hate that which can destroy you. Hate that which will corrupt you. Hate those who seek to ruin you.
>poor people hate because their dumb
Intelligence never equated to wisdom, now please stop learning life philosophy and ethics from Disney.

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GOAT-tier waifu coming through

>>656961
Judas Iscariot

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>>656961

>>658751
hot damn

>>658233
Who is this semen demon?

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>>664790

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>>656961

>>665122
Top tier semen demon, fluid druid, lewd muse, dick witch
English isn't my first language, couldn't think of anything else

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>tfw no Girondist gf

>>658255
>I've never understood how India developed an extremely patriarchal culture

Indians intelligence is often times underated, patriarchal societies are objectively superior to matriarchal societies

>>658751
That's a very good.....neck

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>I will never have a qt Nazi gf to defend the Fatherland with
Why even live?

>>665844
You know the only reason why we rape them is for revenge? I wouldn't stick your dick in a German if it wasn't for what they did to the motherland.

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>you will never have your balls stepped and bare chest whiped as you are looked down by Saint Olga of Kiev

>>664790
L-Lewd.

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>>657005

>>666124
Your bitch gives me head like I'm Robespierre
I lick it, beat it up and pull her hair
Sex so rough it's like a reign of terror

>>658459
god tier taste

>>657696
Looks like CLASSIC Paul Dano.

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>CTRL+F Emma Hamilton
>No results
She was a 10/10.

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>tfw no samurai gf

>>666593
but she's fiction
>>665851
>motherland

>>662362
>crazy women

>>669412
>sluts
>waifus

>>664957
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Victoria_Louise_of_Prussia#

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I've always wanted to do things to Empress Josephine.

Cuckolding Napoleon (again, poor bastard) would be good fun.

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>>669436

I'm related to her through Hortense

>>669436
Keep your hands off Josephine! SHE'S MINE! ALL MINE!

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>>658255
>not because their culture is inherently bad
I can find the open deification rates and compare them with poorer countries if we really have to do the poo in the loo thing

>>658653
That's just an a Klingon with two extra sets of arms.

>>669444
Oh hey, I have a limerick about that name.

There once was a whore named Hortense
Whose usual fee was ten cents
Hortense would still play if the fellow didn't pay
But it sure made Hortense the whore tense

>>658751
Whoa hey guys, welcome to Egypt games

>>665851
>being autistic

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She's pretty damn awesome

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>>657013
Wrong

>>664790
>>665111
Slut

>>666124
He literally did nothing wrong.

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>>656961
AAAA

YOU WILL NEVER STRUGLE WITH MONGOL PRINCESS ;_;

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Anna Komnene
>Historian - One of the main primary sources for the first crusade
>Hates Normans
>Daughter of Alexios I
>Poet

>>666124
>>666155
>>671360

>be 13
>I admire Robespierre so much
>I know all his quotes
>All evenings I pray to Robespierre
>I thank him for the Republic that we've been given, by our Creator
>"Robespierre is love, Robespierre is the Revolution", I say
>My father gets mad and calls me a faggot
>He's jealous of my devotion to the Terror
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I cry because it hurts
>I lie on my bed
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Maximilien Marie Isidore de Robespierre
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "it's time for Terror"
>He makes me lie down on the bed
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for the Revolution
>He penetrates me with his incorruptible dick
>It hurts, but I do it for la Republique
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>He pushes farther
>I want to please Maximilien
>He roars "Despotism!" while he fills me with his fraternity
>My dad walks in
>Maximilien looks him in the eye and says "The Revolution is the war of liberty against its enemies."
>He leaves through my window
>Maximilien Robespierre is life, Maximilien Robespierre is the Revolution
>Next morning, I find my dad decapitated

>>658679
>oh sorry dude I stabbed you
>oh wow I didn't even notice until you told me

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>>673594

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Godfrey of Bouillon

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>>656961

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Salome looks 11/10 in certain pictures.

>>658631
Used good. No one would want her and her rape child

>>674208
Would defend Christendom with/10

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Magical girl waifu.

>>658505
>It's all samsara.

Play Talos Principle. Perfect /his/ game.

>>662154
Yuck

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Thomas Edwin Mostyn's daughter

>>656961
My mom had a book on ancient art that had that picture in it, it's probably one of the first things I remember getting hard to when I was like 5.

>>678024
Why does she have big gaijin nose?

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Sacagawea

>>680626
lots of japanese people have pointy or crooked noses actually
look at the owner of this website's nose lmao

>>670679
Fucking five Star post

>>678024
>tumblr nose

>>669394
>meets and fucks julius caesar
>fiction

Riiiight

>>670679
sick rhymes nigga

>>680663
>>681685
I try.

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>>665844
>I will never hijack a plane with my qt Palestinian gf.
Why live?