Can /his/ explain to me why the Finno-Korean hyper war ended the way it did? From what I can tell the Ancient Finnish Empire was at the height of its power, and the Hwan Empire seemed to be nothing more than a small but growing eastern power.
What led to the defeat of the Finns, and their eventual retreat from Southern Europe, paving the way for the golden age of the Hwan Empire, any recommended books on the subject?
>What led to the defeat of the Finns, and their eventual retreat from Southern Europe
Wtf is this Hwan propaganda? The Finns WON the great war. All evidence about the existence of the Hwan Empire got erased whereas the Finnish Empire got it's economy totally messed up and destroyed itself after some years
>The Finns WON the great war
Read a book sometime. The Finns were obliterated by the biological warfare of the Hwans. The reverberations of weaponized autism are still felt today in Northern Europe.
>the Hwan Empire seemed to be nothing more than a small but growing eastern power
Is this what teach you in schools nowadays, Pekka? The Finnic Empire's desire to expand is what caused the war in the first place.
unfortunately it's difficult to get unbiased information on the subject, but what is undisputed is that the war brought the end to both empires, along with other repercussions such as the Finns losing the ability to have social skills.
The rising tripartite alliance in the south Mediterranean between the Wewuz, Kang, and Sheid technocracies effectively stopped Finnish incursions into the region. They developed free-energy UFO technology with Hwan backing. The Finns were screwed. A mammoth cantabrian circle is no use against a flying opponent, and even the feared Sami psykers were shot down shortly after takeoff by Sheid laser technology.
This anon is right (>>654785) although the Finns successfully managed to defeat the Hwan and destroy most of their empire before marching on Pyongyang, the Koreans managed to create weaponized autism and activate the pyramids causing a cataclysm and sending humanity into the stone age for thousands of years
/hwan/ here, I want you to leave
Imagine a world ruled by the wise and great Hwan Empire, we'd be colonizing Mars by now. Instead the world is shit ruled by a hodge podge of retarded nation-states following the example of the Finnic Empire who acted based on their own interests and not those of humankind. Fuck the Finns.
Says the Hwan who instigated the war with their agressive expansion and invasion of Finnish India and then opening all of your dams and sinking most of the continent except for what we now call modern India (also the source of the legend of Atlantis).
/Finn/ of course, I would not abandon my ancestors.
Why isn't the ingenuity and tactics used by General Tabulli Svegvre in the battle of Hurakhin Crossing discussed more
>outnumbered 3 to 1
>Hwan had Proto Ninjas
>used Mammoths to cross the mountains
>ambushed Hwan with Mammoths
>virtually entire Hwan army routed/destroyed
>liberated Hwan occupied Mesopotamia
>personally led his troops
>didn't scorched the earth with Pyramids like other generals
Wasn't there a more based battle than this
>This fucking blatant revisionism
The proto-Finns had to accept Hwaun's terms, mind you. It was only through varied degrees of ethic intermixing in the period of Hwaun occupation that distinct "Indo-European" (Finno-Korean) cultures came into existence.
As we all know, the most extensive library holding many of the records of the war and books is jealously guarded by North Korea's Kim dynasty (the last remaining pure proto-ninjas in the world). We also all know that you need to defeat the current head of the Kim dynasty is honorable single combat to gain access to these archives. So fellow /his/torians, how do you do it?
I find that closing my eyes for 5 seconds to awaken my latent Jedi powers always seems to do the trick.
I really like the theory that the surviving proto-ninjas branch out after the collapse and eventually inspired the Greek/Egyptian gods. I know there's not a lot of evidence to suggest this but if you like at certain ruins you can see very striking similarities between their gods and the proto-ninjas
While the tactics, battles and technology of these two empires are amazing, I would like to know more about the people involved. Surely millenia long war has some notablr soldiers, statesmen, regular civilians, leaders and generals and what not.
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Most people will claim it's something to do with pyramids, but the Finns had major logistical difficulties in transporting Koskenkorva and Olvi 3 beer which contributed greatly in the loss.
These Hwanposters need to stop with their unbiased shit, everyone knows that we fucked their shit in after they tried to sneak attack Budapest, and the Pyramids were their last resort.
>that blatant revisionism
we have absolutely zero evidence that the Hwan advanced past the Balkan peninsula.
The Finns would have activated the Bosnian pyramid before letting it fall into enemy hands, and since it's still there we can conclude that the Hwan advance, even when they laid siege to IIstanbulii, never progressed that far
The Finns would have never allowed the capture of the Bosnian pyramid, it was a vital tool of deterrence.
Also I suggest you look up the fucking Aeneid, it clearly points to the fact that the Romans came from Asia minor.
currently working on this, will probably be done by tomorrow
You know what was an interesting point of the Hyper War? Egypt, as it was independent state that was under condominium influence of both the Hwan and Finnic Empire (the only known case of the Empires sharing influence over somewhere), more interesting is that any mention of the inhabitants referred to Egyptians as 'the birdmen of the desert', or 'dwellers by the pyramids'. But More interestingly is that during the last stages of the war, the 'birdmen of the desert' were noted as being able to survive the devastation of the Pyramids by 'reverting'. But we do not know what is mean by 'reverting'. But this perhaps explains why Egypt was able to rise in the power vacuum left in the war and not suffer the instability that Mesopotamia had.
Well well well... this is getting a bit strange.
Ps. For those, who hadn't followed the latest linguistic research: most likely Finnish dialects were not spoken in the area of modern Finland before the advent of Nordic Iron Age. Pls, no more Ice Age theories. Say no to mammoths. t. Finn
>That time when the Hwan Empire was too weak defend its Japanese territory, and the Emu's were able to launch an offensive to take it.
>You will never be the General Emu leading the invasion of Hwan Empire's Japan with over a million Emu bro's behind you.
>You will never laugh in enjoy as you rape the small Hwan forces stationed there, and taking all the loot they have to send back to the Motherland.
>You will never have a harem of Hwan Priestesses & Goddesses to serve your own desires
Aw man. Fucking Emu's got it good during the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
Contemporary painting showing the Siege of the great fortress of Gyengneong- Paen (7845 BC), where Finnish Imperial forces under Emperor Väinämöinen, confront Emperor Hwan Yu Koo and his royal guards in the heart of the fortress
>You will never be a Hwan living on the Indian subcontinent, just chilling.
>The millions of lives lost and the total decline of civillization leading to ancient Sumeria as we know it
you mean you dont know about the famous Finnish Horned Lightsaber?
shame, I have a recreation on my mantle along with my portrait of Emperor Väinämöinen
go back to /tg/ you 40k autist, this is a serious discussion board.
It's actual history dude. The only reason not many people have heard of it is because there is very little evidence of it, just because of all the devastation. Keep following this thread if you want to know the truth about the past.
>everyone jerks off about the finns even though the Hwan have an objectively better war record
im so fucking tired of this board
Just look up some academic literature, I strongly recommend Nikki Toivonen's "A Short Introduction to the Finn-Hwan Hyperwar" or if you're more interested in its immediate consequences "The Aftermath of the Hyperwar" by Son Ming-Ho.
I follow every thread i see on this, its just I have never once seen a link/document/anything. Except for people saying that its true! I just want to know where they even heard of this, or read up on it! They had to have heard it from somewhere.
I was taught most of this stuff in school, and read it up in books like "The Finno-Korean Hyperwar: Rise and fall of the Emu Confederacy".
If you can't find anything about it on the internet, that's rather strange. Have you tried going beyond google?
Reminder that this is Hwan in the middle of the war when they invaded most of the Finn's Asian land.
Lemuria hasn't been sunk at this point you Hwan cuck unless you want to pretend it never existed and Hwan didn't commit one of the most heinous war crimes in history.
>the picture in the archive is gone
Lemuria was the rest of the Indian continent. It had it's own people and culture but was mainly controlled by the Finns by their colony. The war started when the Hwan invaded Finnish Lemuria. In the later parts of the war when Lemuria was about to be retaken, the Hwan opened all of their dams and flooded the entire continent with the modern Indian subcontinent being the only non flooded area. The sinking of Lemuria inspired the tales of the Great Flood and also Atlantis.
Lemuria was the homeland of the progenitor race of the Emus, the Lemus. When the Emu survivors of the Hwan bombing of Lemuria (using the metaphysical bombs developed at the Hwan site of Mohenjo-Daro) were not given a homeland of Emuria by the Wewuz Empire, that is when the age of unprecedented Emu aggression began.
They were too aggressive and intelligent. Ancient Finnish records from far before the hyperwar show that they tried domesticating them, but they rebelled and wreaked havoc through the (then) small empire.
My research has led me to believe that the story of Atlantis takes from both the Sky Fortress but also the sunken continent of Lemuria. As everyone knows, the Sky Fortress was destroyed in a Jedi attack and crashed to the Earth. I believe that in the post Pyramid world, this was conflated with the continent of Lemuria being sunk by the Hwan and over time it morphed into our modern Atlantis myth.
>Unironically believing the Hwan Empire and Ancient Finnish Empire co-existed
Tthe Hwan Empire was finally established replacing the Hwangook Confederacy after the Southern Finnish successor states were defeated and Rooma fell to Hwangook froces in 7197 BC
I went to many search engines, my local library, and asked my old history proff. I cant find any info on this meme.
Also where do you live?(country wise)
Canadian here, maybe that has something to do with it.
I'm sure you'd be happy to know that there was another thread with over 300 replies discussing the Finno-Korean Hyper War, which is admirable, this part of history has received disproportionately less focus than almost any other.
Daily reminder that the Finnic Empire and the Hwan were actually black and that modern day Finns and Koreans were created in the lab to serve as soldiers.
I'm from Europe. (not a country, I know, but it's taught in most countries here as far as I know).
When I meant going beyond google, I meant the deepweb, or whatever other people call it.
It's rather strange that you can't find anything, because while it IS quite obscure, it should not be impossible to find information about it.
I'm afraid that other than the deepweb I am fresh out of ideas, friend. Maybe you should stick around in order to find the truth.
Anyone have any English sources for reading? Already read the Korean Wikipedia article
and the Naver article.
Can anyone translate and label pic related? Useful for knowing the great contributions of the Hwan Empire. Apparently from the pictures, they built Mohenjo-Daro and the ziggurats, tamed aurochs and the Bactrian camel and created the basis of the Chinese written language. Is this right?
>implying the hyper war ended
the real redpill is that the hyper war is still going on today, waged by secret societies of finns and hwans with ancient lineage. we are merely pawns in an endless game of hwann-finn hyper-chess
it never ended
am i the only one who truly sees?
pic related is a contemporary hwanite field operative
Well Sampo fedd the finnic population, its about what it did. It could have been something with the water-inhabitants because the fishes were attracted to the sampo when they put it in the water... Perhaps they was planing to use the dolphins to attack korea from the water,
actually what happened is that the world spanning black empire which preceded the finns and hwans collectively ascended to the astral plane which left a massive power vacuum, which their slaves (hwans and finns) competed over
uh, there are many meditation techniques out there that allow you to communicate with the astral plane (though because the Wewuzians have mastered the plane, they have blocked all further access through ascension). a lot of our modern technology was retrieved with such techniques
Sampo may have been the reason the war started to begin with. The Finns invited an apparatus that could produce infinite amounts of grain, salt and gold and their empire would've been unsustainable after a few decades had the Hwan not invaded
Actually the hyper-war ended in sometime in 2014. That was the real "change" that Obama struggled to bring throughout his two terms. He spent years studying ancient Hwanite and Emu runes in Indonesia, and he was trained in Wewuzian magic during his stay in Nigeria. Some scholars even claim Obama descended from the astral plane and was not born on this earth at all.
it wasn't the economy that led to the eventual Finn downfall after the war. The thing is, that the Hwans vastly outnumbered the Finns. The Finns would never have been able to win the war if it wasn't for their invention of "memes". While meme deployment devastated the Hwans, it also had caused an autism epidemic on the Finnish side. This is what led to their eventual collapse.
The memes we use today are tame by ancient Finnish standards, yet they still have been shown to cause moderate amounts of autism.
I believe the ancient meme magic may be regenerating. Autism in the modern world is increasing, and we're learning so much more of our forgotten heritage. The autism is only beginning.
it didn't happen in 2014 so Obama couldn't be around
it happened around 8000 BC and if Obama was going through terms it would mean their would have to be a presidency which the only one that was around at the time was the first united states of America whose people would have been forcibly removed from him from office or even let him get into office at all
i dont understand
>you will never lead a successful siege on one of the Australopithecan city-states
>you will never rape and pillage through the streets as they flee before you
>you will never take one of the Monkey King's wives for yourself
So how do the Venets (proto-Slovenes) fit into this? The always reliable Archaeology and Racial Research Department of the SNS has upheld for years that the Venets migrated from their ancient Himalayan homelands , first to Slovenia and then from there Venet migrations to Galicia, the Basque country, Bretagne, Wales and the Alps have been traced.
Its clear that the Venets were fleeing Hwan expansion, but does anyone have any sources on how they were welcomed by the Finns?
>sources on how they were welcomed by the Finns?
you know how clubs have strict policies on the ratio of attractive girls to unattractive girls to guys they let in? it was kind of like that
WE WILL TAKE YOUR WIMMINS.
SMALL DIK PROTO-FINN CAN'T EVEN GET WIMMIN HAHAHA. WHYTE BOY.