Rate Attractiveness: Historical Edition
Sometimes I can't believe that guy is Joseph Stalin. But he lacks glorious Habsburg chin
If we are talking writers there are much hotter ones out there.
Also, less historically related but his face makes me laugh.
>He's not doing something weird, that's just how his fucking mouth looks at rest.
Rodger Casement was quite the looker
Shame about the whole soliciting underage boys for sex thing
Main Ní Tuathail, random Irish peasant from Claddagh, 1913.
Why you let me died cousin?
Stop posting that shit
He is a 4/10
You don't magically lose potmarks that you've had since a child.
Get the fuck out samefag.
Rate my nose please, I feel very much the same way
I barely recognize any of these people so I'm afraid to rate someone a 10 just to find out they're a mass murderer or something
He did give of that vibe sometimes, but last time I checked he didn't suck any dicks, who knows maybe he banged a trap or two in his time
He looks like aspergers man mixed with elliot rodger
His fella Sapronov is the right answer.
Tesla was pretty good looking for a guy who was literally an underweight autistic virgin.
Atatürk could pull off literally anything and still look classy as fuck.
D. Fernando "The handsome"
Does he make his name justice?
She lives in Russia, that would make me pissy. Plus everybody posed weird for photos back then; smiling for the camera and putting on a happy wasn't a thing yet. She was probably new to being photographed and just told to strike a pose and stay still.
Germanic filth was the bane of trve roman features
Shouldda neva gave u niggas money
This was taken only hours before he was executed too
Look at the pride in those eyes
this looks suspiciously like Hillary Clinton to me
If you're taking fascism seriously, you're doing it wrong.
He failed to get reelected after becoming a meme
Nicky had the best /his/ beard. I don't know how a woman may feel about his physic, but if I was one I would like to be impregnated by him, minus all the little girls and the sick boy.
A bisexual jew and best-selling author in the Weimar Republic
My name is Henry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day living by stupid ass definitions of Divine Authority. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even believe in the written word of God? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the coeternal majesty of the trinity. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much inherently sinful. I'll be the third Wettin Duke of Saxony, and introduced Lutheranism to Albertine Saxony. What titles do you have, other than “jack off to naked painted Marian devotions”? I also studied Catechism, and have a banging pious wife (She just gave birth to our forth child; Shit was SO cash). You are all heretics who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Full length dual portrait related: It’s me and my bride
She looks exactly like this retarded girl from my elementary school named Courtney that everyone called crazy Courtney because she would pick her nose and send classified emails to Israel during class.
Austere protestants confirmed for more attractive than decadent catholics
Bulgarian revolutionary and writer
>You don't lose pot marks that you've had since childhood.
No joke, Gerald Ford gave my great grandfather his bad hip after tackling him in a highschool football game. They went to different schools on the other side of Grand Rapids from each other.