Meanwhile, on Roman /his/....

>>586985
jokes are only funny once or twice.

Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

>>587072
tu fui ego eris, I was once irritated like you by every thread but you shall gain patience and tranquillity soon.

poster originale est fassiculum

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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>>587072
*Scratch*
*Freeze frame*
> Whoa, whoa whoa hold on. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Well hold on to your butts dude and dudettes because it all started out a night in Subura, Rome..

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>>587078
>meum faciem cum

>>587072
who let the slave into this fourm?

>>587162
Savage, you would collect dung inside a man's exit chamber? Remember, penetrate in between the thighs.

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Mfw can't bring Gladius into Rome Ave Imperator

I never found a puella worthy of reciting Catullus' 5&7, maybe I should reread Ars Amatoria

>>587162
The love between men is the most incorruptible.

>we will never have an empire the size of the ancient finnish empire

>>586985
Secundus likes to screw boys.

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Friendly reminder CARTHAGO DELENDA EST

OP catamitus est.

NOS

R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R

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>I've made a huge mistake

>>586985
Senitus populus que romanus

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>>586985
CAESER FUIT ASINUM

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>>590563
Have you guys seen the latest corruption scandal in the Senate? It's another plot of the aeternal Greek, I say. As if the perfidious and degenerate aeolian influence on our society wasn't enough. If we let their insidious "philosophers" corrupt our youth there soon wont be any true roman men left and the Greeks shall rule the world through their roman puppets. And that's not mentioning the Greeks implication in Big Pharma! Ever notice how all so-called reputable practicians are greek? Andromachus, Dionos, Euryphon, they're all Greek. Some try to hide their repugnant heritage, like Alexippus and latinize their names, to confuse the roman patient into thinking they're being cured by Romans.
Truly this is our darkest hour, if we don't rise up now Rome's next generation is going to be only hellenized wimps and the Republic will fall!

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>>590650
huh this guy really was /pol/: BC version.

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I miss the Republic.
Cato was right.
We really shouldn't let so many barbarians in our borders and let them hold government positions.
Roman birthrates are declining, this is worrisome.
We need a military reform.

brb going to offer milk and honey to the goddesses

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Meanwhile on Barbarian /his/...

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Why aren't you Christian yet?

Are you a cvckold or something?

>>590711
Because I like orgies you fucking pleb traitor

WE WUZ TROJANS

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Problem?

Ceterum censeo musulmanos et iudaeos esse delendos.

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>tfw you finish the last pot of garum

>>590711
Shut up and surrender to the lions