"It's over Luigi, I have the high ground!"
"You underestimate my power!"
"Don't try it!"
Krk
>>581097
>freezes frame
Well, that's me. No, not the one with the knife.
That one, yes. The one on the floor.
>zoom
Now, you're probably asking yourself how it came to this. It all started when I invaded Gaellia...
>>581111
Didn't we already did this?
>>581119
Yes
>>581111
>Black fading
>Rome 90 B.C.
>This music starts playing:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u94yWGkoA6o
>Several Shots of Ancient Rome, with general vice and decay
>Julius Caesar Says: Welp this is the City where I was born, Rome, everybody says is the great wonder of civilization, but i think it is nothing but a shithole infested with diseases and vice
bump for evening 4chan.
"Only a Spartan deals in absolutes"
>Punic war play
>"non est me" starts playing
>>583768
>non est me
The name's "filius fortunatus", you fucking pleb
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Mongol. To me, being a Mongol was better than being Emperor of China. Even before I first wandered into Samarkand with a Mongol army, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew I belonged. To me, it meant being Persian in an empire that was full of Arabs. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did what they wanted. They raided and plundered entire villages and no one ever raised a sword. In the summer when they raped the conquered villages' females all night, nobody ever called the Mamluks.