Hey guys I ended up in a sticky situation with a time machine. What's the easiest way to kill a viking pls m8s. Dubs decides what I do with their ship if I win.
>What's the easiest way to kill a viking pls m8s.
a single viking? Gather a small army of around 100 people and equip them with the finest weapons and armor you can find, you may stand a chance. If you're trying to kill a viking beserker then you're going to have a really bad time and you may need 400-600 men.
>What's the easiest way to kill a viking
Ask them to read a book.
Do the trial by ordeal the monk Poppo did to convert Harald Bluetooth. He held a piece of molten iron in his hands and had to walk 9 steps. If he didn't get a burn then that proved his point, as God wouldn't allow a man telling the truth to be burned.
give him the old spicy helmet
stash his helmet inside the smith's forge for an hour or two. when he puts it on it'll cook his brain like an egg.
alternatively, get him really drunk and just slit his throat while he's passed out on the ground