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Hey guys I ended up in a sticky situation with a time machine. What's the easiest way to kill a viking pls m8s. Dubs decides what I do with their ship if I win.
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>>542169
>What's the easiest way to kill a viking pls m8s.

a single viking? Gather a small army of around 100 people and equip them with the finest weapons and armor you can find, you may stand a chance. If you're trying to kill a viking beserker then you're going to have a really bad time and you may need 400-600 men.
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>>542169
>What's the easiest way to kill a viking

Ask them to read a book.
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Apparently nudity and Stone Age weapons
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More like 20- 30 vikings. They're on guard and I'm hiding behind some trees and shit. Local villagers have no combat experience and I have a taser.
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Introduce them to Christianity. This kills the vikings.
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>>542200
Nice double doubles.
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>Introduce them to Christianity.

Dubs get. I'll give it a shot but I don't want to get blood eagled.
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Poised their mead! They'll never suspect the mead.
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>542200

They told me maybe. They said they would kill me if I didn't convince them. They're getting pretty close to the town. What do I do to get them now.
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>>542250
Do the trial by ordeal the monk Poppo did to convert Harald Bluetooth. He held a piece of molten iron in his hands and had to walk 9 steps. If he didn't get a burn then that proved his point, as God wouldn't allow a man telling the truth to be burned.
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>>542335 Too late for that. I locked half of them in some house and burned it. The other 14 are hunting me down.
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Take 200 Frankish soldiers with you
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give him the old spicy helmet

stash his helmet inside the smith's forge for an hour or two. when he puts it on it'll cook his brain like an egg.

alternatively, get him really drunk and just slit his throat while he's passed out on the ground
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>roleplaying
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>>542705
>being a whiner
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>>542210
I call them dub-dubs :^)
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>>542794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AjzN7PjCK4
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