Why haven't you bought a virtual praying candle yet /hi

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2016-01-11 16:29:20 Post No. 541877
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:29:20 Post No. 541877 [Report]

Why haven't you bought a virtual praying candle yet /his/? Are you a heretic or something?

http://catholicshopping.com/products/fast-burning-virtual-prayer-candle

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:43:36 Post No.541914
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:43:36 Post No.541914 [Report]

>>541877
If I buy one will I be guaranteed to go to heaven?

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:46:37 Post No.541921
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:46:37 Post No.541921 [Report]

>>541914

No, but it will cover you for that cheeky wank you had last night.

Remember, the Lord was watching.

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:47:24 Post No.541923
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>>541877

>catholicshopping.com

Gee I wonder where the profits from this website go

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:51:20 Post No.541938
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:52:37 Post No.541941
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:52:37 Post No.541941 [Report]

>>541923
Wouldn't surprise me if the owner is Jewish

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:55:29 Post No.541949
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>>541941

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:56:57 Post No.541953
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:56:57 Post No.541953 [Report]

>>541941
Well, as christianity is literally a branch of judaism, yes, it is owned by jews

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:57:45 Post No.541956
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:57:45 Post No.541956 [Report]

>>541953
Christianity is a tool of Roman imperialism it has nothing to do with judaism

Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:59:22 Post No.541959
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 16:59:22 Post No.541959 [Report]

>>541956
It does. Christians are jews who believe that Jesus is the prophet from the old testament prophecies.

Anonymous 2016-01-11 17:13:34 Post No.542001
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Anonymous 2016-01-11 17:13:34 Post No.542001 [Report]

>>541921
Didn't wank yesterday but I did briefly make eye contact with my wife during intercourse. Hopefully I don't die before I can make it to confession and say my hail mary's senpai.

Anonymous 2016-01-11 18:04:13 Post No.542159
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>>542001
>Hopefully I don't die before I can make it to confession and say my hail mary's senpai.

I will sacrifice a goat for you anon.

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