ITT: We summarize our knowledge of philosophers in as short a

Thomas Aquinas - Someone had to get the ball rolling.

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>Hobbes
POWAAAAAHHHH
UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Marx - People don't like the work they're often forced to do

>>535376

>Nietzsche

all you have summarized is you no nothing of philosophy

Socrates - Every answer only raises more questions

Stirner - You are the only thing you can ever experience and should be concerned only with that. Any external concerns should be evaluated only in how they are of interest to you.

>>535594
Give us your definition then?

>>535825
Pretty good.

Montesquieu: let's split our monarchy into three so that plebs wouldn't notice.

>>535486
Underrated. Solid kek.

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>>535594
So dam true f.am

>>535376
>being 15 y/o
>lol lets summarize a philosopher in two sentences, I start with Nietzsche a soft and so cool one, without even mentioning Greece or temporality

>>535805
Socrates - fuck human being

>>535917
To be fair to the op
You can't sum nietzsche up in less than about 30 sentences

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>>535376
>Empiricism.
>Muh natural rights.
>Muh property.
>Sir Robert Filmer REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hume - Verily, I say that, you can not know nothing.

>>535928
OP here, I know there's a lot more but I summarized the points of his philosophy I related to the most. Minus the religion part.

Epictetus: Life isn't "fair", it doesn't owe you shit. Work on yourself rather than bitch.

>>535376
Hegel: harte Worte mystifizieren Wissen hide vorgeben Smart vielleicht ein Mädchen küssen, wenn

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Wittgenstein: This is true. No, wait, this is what's actually true, disregard the first thing I've said it's true. Also, you're probably better shutting the fuck up.

Schopenhauer: Cherish art and old ladies tripping in stairs.