Rekt Thread?

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This just got uploaded by ISIS, now I'm waiting to get the new video

/gif/ has more than just the first page you retard.

>>8086967
There is no other rekt thread

>>8086939
Excellent, lol...

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This is ISIS most recent video, uploaded like an hour ago. Pretty brutal one.

>>8087124
Apparently jumping is only cool if you land on your back

>>8087035
Unbelievable, they have camo for everybody.

>>8087145
Wait camo?

>>8087166
All size.

I saw that one on Mythbusters,...

>>8087035
What a bunch of retards
It's not the good way to make an attentat with a car bomb

>>8086963
>point blank raw killinhs, but censored buttcrack. Whay a twisyed world on so many levels.

>>8086963
I like the fact that someone went to the trouble censoring that guy's butt. Like blood and extreme violence is ok. Just not ass.

>>8087419
they act like america

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I'll kazit it up.

>>8086967
Not using catalog. Get out faggit

>>8086963
where does one find this
Im interested

>>8087557
Almost all new ISIS videos and nasheeds get posted here in like a week: jihadology.net

But for some special videos to find them just after release takes some time.

>>8086963
>rip out a guy's throat with a butter knife
>shoot a terrified sandnigger in the back of the head, then shit him more
>a guys' brain literally blown out in a pink mist
>but censor the bumbum! haraam!

>>8087035
Not really brutal, they went fast- in an instant, poof. Better than some guy shouting ALLAHU AKBARR in your face while he rips your neck apart with a knife.

>>8087035
damn isis really upgraded their cameras

>>8087035
>MYTH BUSTED
someone should do a remix.

>>8087522
Don't the paramedics come in the extended version of this?

>>8087685
watching these videos always reminds me not to care when i hear about western countries bombing the fuck out of them.

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>>8087849

>>8087457
Many of them are.

>>8088134
Is he playing air guitar?

>>8086939
This is attempted insurance/welfare scam,right ?
Got real probably fatal damage, but no money for these shenanigans !

>>8087291
R2Dindu ROFL

>>8088308
Nah, I think he was just doing the wall.

>>8086939
GO TWINGO GO

>>8087412
well, muslim terrorists may be ruthless killers, but they are not faggots

>>8088540

Thats not a twingo, its a daewoo matiz

>>8087703
they captured reporters, remember?

>>8086963
xD

>>8088860
disapointed when it didnt roll over all those bystanders

>>8088847
i learned how to drive on one of these pieces of shit. it has a 0,8L engine
>actually 796cc
it's a fucking suicide metal can, only a faggot or a jew would buy this

>>8088904
you poor thing.

lmfao, at least its effective at runnin over niggas

>>8087475
sauce on last part?

>>8088928
'Merica. Fuck Yer!

>>8088922

I thought this was a rekt thread not a ylyl thread.

>>8088945

Not Americans.

>>8088943

Let me change lanes at high speed without any line of sight. What could go wrong?

>>8088951
do you think that mouse would think the same?

>>8088963


It's not thinking anything. Because it's dead.

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this one is old but it's the kind of shit that you KNOW it's never gonna happen again, let alone someone to capture it on dashcam

>>8088987
plus, if it wasn't for this video, nobody would ever ever believe this guy

>>8087522
>Just do it shirt
I keked a lil

>>8088825
>filename
kek

>>8087475
what is this?

>>8088922
that was the high point of his life right there

>>8088846
The guy mr. glass was looking for

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>i posted this over 11 times in the past 2 weeks

>>8089463
why was there a flame at :35??

>>8087522
That filename.

>>8089484
that's the scissors reflecting the ceiling light

>>8089484
>someone doesn't know what video cameras looked like in the 1970's

>>8087412
ikr

>>8089498
WTF? Rapture?

>>8089498
what the fuck? did policeman get abducted by aliens?

>>8088886
the audio on the original is amazing

>>8088922
what a champ

>>8089459
brootal

>>8089498
I want to go out like that

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>>8089559
unfortunately you will die a slow and painful death

>>8089569
Ahh. 2009, COD MW2, double headshots. Those were the days.

>>8089498
This happened in Alaska, in 1998. It is a typical case of spontaneous combustion, but the media was careful to reject and ridicule any allegation of such sorcery. The driver took off and called the police from the next gas station. He was initially charged with murdering the officer but later acquited because they could not prove how he could possibly burn the cop in that horrible way.

>>8087685
agree. perhaps the most humane form of execution. literally don't feel a thing.

>>8086963
>>8087035
Am I the only one who thinks the soundtrack in all of ISIS videos sounds a little like dance music? Some of them have a pretty nice beat if the gibberish over it werent there.

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i sometimes fap watching mice/rats getting rekt in traps
>this is the first time i said it to anyone

>>8088943
That little pink lunchbox

>>8089698
yeah but it looks to me that the driver was the only person in the car

>>8089675
>>>/b/

>>8089467
Where is the rest of the white truck?

>>8089712
>on the other side of the mirrored building

>>8089712
it's a dismembered abandoned bus you retard

>>8089675
hello rato

That's pretty weird desu

>>8089723
i meant i fap to videos, not the real deal.
i guess it's stil kinda not ok

>>8088943
That is why you are only suppose to change one lane at a time. God, I hate bad drivers. Worse than ISIS.

>>8089446
Looks like a nice place to host the olympics.

>>8087124
I've seen all the clips and I know they're all real except the first one. Where is that from? It kinda looks fake

>>8087181

dude IS has a lot of money. They've been selling hundreds of millions of dollars worth of oil. They're actually very well equipped since they stole all the American supplied equipment from the Iraqi army.

It just goes to show you they aren't really very good fighters. For all the equipment and money they have, if they were as good as the Vietcong or Mujahadeen they would be a much bigger threat. Thankfully they're a bunch of goat-fucking sandniggers who are capable of only a mediocre performance on the battlefield

>>8088299

>burning to death
>on a water tower


HAHAHAAHAH

>>8088846
wat

got run over, then just stood up and ran off. Seriously?

>>8088928
Ded?

>>8087035
Where do these even get uploaded first?

>>8089459

fuck off edgelord

>>8088134
>>8087849
He still dies. That gif is sped up. During the livestream he was hanging there for 10-15 minutes.

>>8088943
Living in Miami with some really shit drivers, this really makes me happy

>>8089498
ok is this just some clever edit of a cop getting shot?

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>>8088860
Allah Akbar

>>8088134
>just do it shirt
kek

>>8089498
HES EVOLVING!!!!!

>>8089886
These werr uploaded in youtube and other private sites

>>8089648
I actually listen to it sometimes, I also have links to most of the music they ise so if you need a song identified

>>8087927
On the other hand its a revenge kill and all the people killed deserve this just as much, in the whole video they talk about what they did

>>8087927
The people getting killed have positions to the british govetment or something which caused a lot of ISIS members to die by drones, so honestly these people do kinda deserve it, as they brought it upon themselfs and did excatly the same to ISIS

Hhhh

>>8087124
Whoa, that was pretty interesting at the end there with the face missing but he was still alive

>>8088841
Holy fuck, ripped that car a new fucking asshole.

>>8089868
Adrenaline. If he wasnt injured (which is a possibility, depending on which area was rolled over), but also even if he broke his ribs, he still would've gotten up without immediately feeling it

>>8089868
It's the adrenaline rush. Once that guy lays down he ain't getting back up again.

>>8089488
Rest?

>>8089572
How do ya like them apples?

>>8089953
piranhas are fuckin badass

>>8088945
Iraqi Military, not americans

>>8087291
>dat filename

fucking kek

>>8089625
those short sleeves don't really look like they belong in alaska at all

>>8089515
open them both toghether at the same time. problemn solved.

>>8089572
Balls man

>>8090139
translation?

>>8089625
for anyone wondering, this is fake - the original footage has the cop getting shot.

>>8090202
>>8090223
I don't have a translation but every thread it's posted in the guy who has the gun was gonna buy it from the kid but the kid wanted too much so he just shot him.

>>8089953
You know that guy has seen some shit to casually be holding a child skeleton...

>>8088846
>holding on to the hood
>driving through a flaming barrier
>falls off and gets run over
You might be a redneck if...

>>8088860
lel. There's a good punchline somewhere in this.
>>8088903
me too...

>>8088987
anyone else think this was the meteor video?

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>>8090116

>>8087291
they are developing
getting more clever by the day

>>8090227
Wtf? This guy looks like he does it on purpose

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If you look right at the beginning of the video the guy fails to grab his gun properly

>>8089498
It's fake, you fucking faggots. This faggot: >>8089625 is trolling.

>>8089442
Get the cones out after something happened.

>>8087124
the last one was not a suicide

>>8089698
>>8089702
Yea it was just one woman in the car (a married mother), apparently she was late to work. She survived too, btw. This was in Belgium.

>>8089834
it's the true Brazilian spirit of sport. They should use such a montage in their opening ceremonies. Running for your life in the barrios.

>>8090202
I don't know the translation myself but someone translated and told the story a while back... but essentially what happened is that the kid stole the gun from a drug dealer then tried to sell it, but the camera guy is working with said drug dealer so he killed the kid for stealing the gun.

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Minesweeper

>>8087522
>JUST DO IT!

>>8089523
Shit cracked the concrete in a perfect circle.
One more reason to the list to not fuck with truck tires.

>>8089515
Definitely inexperienced drop-out window installer, but the windows probably tilt open if you turn the handle to the top, where it wouldn't then be blocking the other (maybe)

>>8089567
Always fun when the fire reaches the magazines.,..

>>8090284
>>8090272

I'm happy somebody actually botherd to save all these webms that took me waaay to long to long to make lol

Also because its the only thing I post il change my name lol

>>8090009
Surely it is an earnest and heartfelt completely freely given 'confession'.

Anyone have the one of the teenage recruit being crushed by a tank, where he jumps under the tracks?

>>8090303
>>8090292

Already uploaded

>>8089523
Tire fitter here...back in the 1990's they used to show us safety videos and one had a picture of a tire shop in Germany with an almost perfect imprint of a guy in the ceiling of the workshop. He'd been inflating a truck tire and left it running too long, leaned over it to unhook the hose, and the split rim exploded like that one there. Blew him fifteen feet up in the air and smacked him into the ceiling like a rag doll.

We all made sure we used cages to inflate truck tyres after seeing that...

>>8088860
Hey, someone in there needs a hand..

>>8090307
Steam from the blood?

>>8090198
That obviously won't work.

>>8089572
Why were you late to work today?

>>8090261
I don't think so. The scooter bumps into the door and I think the guy reaches out to grab the rider, but all in one instant it's too late.

>>8090254
Are these always random or what? The car looks like a police car though...

>>8090320
In Syria and Iraq it gets really cold in the night, that could mean the ground is really cold, which means when the warm blood hits the ground steam forms

>>8090238
The way the plate shattered just shows how hard an impact the skull makes.

>>8090243
Where in the world is this were protesters have frag grenades?

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>>8090327
Not random, it were soldiers. Here have the full version

>>8089953
this is so fucked up

>>8090336
Thailand

>>8090320
Quite possible if it was chilly out. They do get January even in durkadurka land.

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>>8090343
And indeed it was uploaded in january this year

>>8089498
>>8090268
Ofcourse it's fake, it's from an episode of the X-files.

>>8090352
X-Files wizard here
Nah brah
But fake indeed

>>8090297
Which that wasn't, that was just the water running into the stack, instantly vaporising in the boilers, causing a massive steam overpressure which tore the ship apart.

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Also because everytime people comment on these ISIS video why nobody does anything, sometimes they try, but it won't help

>>8089429
underrated post

>>8088886
GET THE WATER NIGGA

>>8088922
chair gets me every time

>>8089523
if you hold it at 0:03 he just looks really angry

>>8090162
Holy shit. Watched this half a dozen times and just realized the person with the gun is like 12. Fuck Islam man.

>>8089446

Story?

>>8090248

Why would anyone think this would be a good idea?

>>8090238
dude on the right is clapping

>>8087035
Kid got the remote car starter for a Ford Pinto.

>>8090198
idiot

>>8090427
Could be,ill check later if i can get a good still

>>8088846
[ ] REKT
[X} Not Rekt

God Fucking Damnit.

After watching everything, I feel compelled to join the army so I can personally eradicate these ISIS sandniggers.

>>8089848
But they are fighting against assad army, the iraqi army, the kurdish , the FSA, Al qaeda via jabhat al nusra, shia militias in syria and irak, the other rebels in libya, the talibans, the niger army via boko haram, and against al shabab, in a ISIS/ AQ conflicts, and some occasional adventure against egyptian army, and in the caucasus. All while getting fucked by the air by the coalition, the syrian airforce, the iraqi airforce, and Russia. ¿So they are losers with no serious treat?Sir, you have no idea.

>>8090509
Don't bother, their enemies aren't better animals.

>>8089446
Not sure if really dead; better shoot him in the head a few more dozen times.

>>8090230
Why would the retards cross right there?

>>8090509
no need to join the army, just kill them in the streets where you live

>>8090465
retards, the bringers of joy in life..LOL

>>8090509
This. wait... what if that's the idea. The ISIS videos we see are real, but they're purposefully allowed to propagate because Murica and fuck those sand niggas ova ther

>>8089572
Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball.

>>8089953
Has Kate Moss been putting on weight?

>>8089834
come get your zika virus

>>8090166
' I've got the moves like Jagger'

>>8090225
Good 'fainting goat' impression.

>>8090223
-How much is this revolver?
-500 bucks.
-this young selling a revolver?
-it's 500 bucks.
-Hey but i know this one is mine.
-Yeah but i won't give it back (i don't know why the kid say "I" since the gun is with the other guy)
-won't give it back uh? BANG

>>8089470
That's from a movie.

>>8088943
>>
this is belgium my niggas

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Versailles wedding hall 24 May 2001

>>8090227
grats man, you just killed someone

>>8090231
Nah, the kid stole the gun from that guy and was trying to resell it to him for like 500 dirty bananas.
Took a loaded gun hostage and try to negotiate by giving it to the man he stole it from

>>8088783
kek, thats why i love them

>>8090225
this will never not be funny

>>8090139
why is there always a correlation between displaced teeth and low IQ?

>>8087145
top kek

>>8089675
Its okay I fap to rekt of most kind, jews being killed = diamonds and they are similar to rats

>>8090719
Murderfuckin' bootleg 2x4s.

>>8087124
what happened at 1:07?

>>8090225
this guy should pursue a career in ballerina dancing

>>8088922

if we started breeding like we did back when, in a couple of generations the world would literaly be our bitch

>>8087291
filename kek

>>8089513
nigga got punched out of his hat

>>8089442
Pure gold!

>>8088963

Well, if that same slav fuck ripped a man's head and started chewing it in the same fasion, I think I would laugh. So, yeah.

>>8090243
shoulda just kept that shield down.. lol or not just assume everything thrown at you is a rock..

>> Stand over here!
>>*object hits shield*
>> FILTHY PEASANT HOW DARE YOU THROW A ROCK AT US
>>Captain "That's not a rock.."
>>*kicks it*
>>*explodes*

The day will come when people think it is just plain rocks and trash but for some reason that shit is going to explode...

>>8090248
I hope he died

>>8089484
inside job

>>8089523
Split rims bro, extremely dangerous... Good way to die every time.

>>8088943
fucking tracks man....
he had no visibility between those fucking walls with wheels..

>>8088846
can we get that guy a hero name

>>8089498
if this was real you would have seen it by now

>>8090238
Damn, SWAT is bad ass. those 3 weeks of plate training pay off.

>>8090225
He did a perfect Dead Sailor..

hurr durr were isis look how good we are at shooting people in the back lolol were scary

>>8089675
i once actually filmed my mouse trap cracking a mouse skull open, ejecting some brains even. i fucking lost the clip on a bad HD before i could upload it

>>8090252
Pranks before YouTube's were pussies

>>8090295
this video would not exist without retards like you.

>>8086963

Am I the only one seeing Bane cutting a guys throat?

>>8091208
Their vids at least make it easier knowing we slaughter them by the dozen with carpet bombings

Should really just nukes, nothing of value would be lost in the region

Oh a few million innocent Iraqis might die? Who cares ISIS will kill them if we don't anyway, better to be evaporated in nuclear fire than some pedophile raghead sawing your neck off with a hacksaw

>>8091357
no, I looked twice too

>>8090600

Im amazed at logical twisting required when people watching Isis videos are more pissed at America than Isis.

>>8087412
fucking dickheads

>>8090301
Looks like it didn't even detonate.

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>>8086963

>>8086963
>TFW Nobody cared about you before you put on the mask

>>8087291
"Niggers of the Future"

>>8087522
He got that strong fuck game at the end

>>8088134
Anyone else expected to see the paramedics laugh and wave to the camera at the end, like they suddenly thought they were pranked on a hidden camera show?

>>8088917
Chris Benoit: The Lost Tapes

>>8089429
Based Anon

>>8089953
being eaten alive by pirahnas while drowning is one of the worst possible ways to die

>>8091114
>The day will come when people think it is just plain rocks and trash but for some reason that shit is going to explode...

This has potential, i like the way it sounds

>>8088943

>Flying schoolbag and lunchbox

WOMP WOMP

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>>8089515
Just gotta take one of the handles off. Hella expensive windows too.

Way too much ISIS/military. I don't come to rekt threads to watch little dots on a screen stop moving, or even for emotionless soldiers methodically cutting into some tied up man's throat. Proper Rekt videos need emotional content, spontaneity, and a storyline/character development.

>>8090267

You have to wonder how many of these they don't release where whoever they're going after spots them coming and guns down the cameraman.

It's not like guns are hard to come by, and in so many of these they walk up to people and talk shit for a second or two, first.

>>8091571
it sucks to get bitchslapped when you have a bullet in your brain

>>8089538
This was the explosion in China, right?

>>8091571
Why did the other guy just like lay on the ground and spaz?

>>8089572
What an asshole. Now that poor guy is gonna need to catch all those pokemon again.

>>8091593
There is a ISIS video that shows the camera man getting killed, and this guy had a gun too, you can see him aiming it

>>8086963
look at them very well every single one of them now live in europe

>>8090225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNYzzenbe2s&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=GugNation

source

>>8091699
I doubt it as this was uploaded yesterday ;)

>>8090232
islam sucks they don´t try to understand nothing to a futher development in a human field they explode brains instead of studying them wtf

>>8088864
>>8089442
Why you post same stupid shit

>>8088299
Story or source?

>>8091726
The people here that are getting killed are ISIS

>>8091571
What the fuck is going on? There is some downy lady breakdancing in the background, while the cashier at a quick-E mart makes a guy strip, takes his gun. Then he gets bitchslapped. W0t

nice rekt

>>8090917
Stupid people have stupid faces

>>8090236
Source for this? I remember this video, epic shit.

>>8090232
Surely wearing bright orange clothes aint smart when you killing fools

>>8091689
Christ

>>8090286
What were they dipped into? Something other than water to cause them to foam like that

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>>8092056
Nah its water, but as it appears to be a swimming pool it might be a little chlorine too.

>>8092079
There's got to be something else though, at the end if it you can see the foam coming out has blood in it, that means the lungs are being dissolved by something.

>>8092087
Might be salt water, because thats what salt water does

>>8087035
I wonder if they fucked him afterwards

So if anything the thread shows that the Middle East and Anywhere with Africans is terrible place

>>8088860
Were they upset because there wasn't a knife or an anti tank gun involved in the death of someone?

>>8091393
Just a go pro thing sadly, though I would love it if they uploaded the go pro footage!

>>8088886
Is this from the new Transformers movie?

>>8090375
well it's better to take that than "try" to get away and get something way worse

>>8088299
Imagine the smell of burning feces and curry

>>8090218
Chinese pedestrians don't respect motorized vehicles. At all.

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>>8092167
In this case ISIS is already waiting just to scare them more, so yeah probably taking this is a good way, pretty quick and way less bad then other things they did

>>8090258
Fucking faggots shot a family.

>>8089446
He still throwing out gang signs even when getting shot. That madman!!!

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>>8092202
I would like to say:
I don't think this is a ISIS group
And that might be but one of them had to be a target, so yeah they did it for a reason

>>8089569
They dindu nuffin!!!

>>8090719
i love how the guy in the blue shirt just calmly walks to the edge and has a look down the hole

>>8088943
this is natural selection

>>8088928
Sick air bro

>>8091777
you have amazing observation skills mate

>>8089459

Fucking fatass Americunts

thread gun be ded soon

>>8091541
How the fuck do you know?

>>8089517
This is so fucking adorable

>>8088943
he deserve it

>>8089523
>what the fuck did you just say to me you fucking tortilla eating fuck I'll fuck your face up
>where the fuck are you going you bitch ass nigger I'm not done with you yet

>>8086939
saved the thread!

>>8091541
>>8089953
desu he was probably already dead when they ate him.

>>8090238
Damn, so much going on here. I thought they were in IHOP for the first six cycles for some reason

>>8090218
Volvo stronk

Anyone have the one with that dude shooting an office and doing Max Payne shit?

>>8087124
oh my god man, this is so dark

that fucking music haahahaha

>>8090367
No it wasn't you fucking faggot retard.

The official British Court of Enquiry on the sinking determined that fires caused her 4-inch gun magazine to explode, which set off the 15-inch gun magazine that resulted in the explosion in the clip.

>>8090246
Nope.

>>8087475
sauce of last part please

>>8089446
and yet some people think there CIVILIZED

ohshit

>>8088943
>close call

>>8088917
thats just not sexy....

>>8088922
i hope that faggot dies of bubonic plague.

>>8089675
fuck off edgelord 9000

>>8090427
only the very first one.

>>8090252
id fucking hurt that guy so goddamn bad.

>>8090272
atleast it was quick

>>8091689
'Murica

>>8087370
I love you

>>8089448
ugh dude holy fuck what a trooper

>>8089446
I'm a Brazilian and I fail to understand what happened.

>>8089953
Poor family, having to see this

>>8092581
That person is obviously not American you dumb fuck

>>8086963
Those AKs sound exactly like a gun from Arma 3

bump deez