Cum Sharking

I wonder what their reaction is when they find out...

>>8001079
not a happy one, i would think

>>8001079
wipe with hands, shove in vagina

what the actual fuck

>>8001042
How did no one notice this

>those cum stains on his jacket

>>8001179

how can they not notice

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>>8001042
Dude this guy's a ninja

>>8001303
the magic of actors

That webms need to be fakes, i don't know why she didn't notice him

You can find majority of all these videos on motherless just search "cumming on girls in public"

i really hope these are all fake, otherwise it's sexual assault.

>>8001454
agreed, sexual assault is a crime so what they're doing is illegal
these better be fake that's all I can say

>>8001578
It's the same guy, it's cum ninja

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>>8001578
These are so obviously fake can you imagine just cumming on someone in public with no one noticing

>>8001738
How would it be fake though?

Maybe the girl is in on it but not everyone around them...

I believe it's not fake desu.

You know how many people there are in the world? I've started to believe anything.

This guy has to be responsible for one of these vids eh?

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/10/mystery-train-ejaculator-who-sprayed-semen-on-100-women-is-caught-at-last-5143391/

>>8001775
PHANTOM EJACULATOR IM DONE

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>>8001578
Wow, someones anally frustrated.

>>8001764
7.3 billion what's your point

Honestly this seems like a retarded fetish to risk a lot of prison time for. If you have to risk prison time for a fetish than you need some psychological help. Plus id imagine anyone that got come on them was fucking pissed.

>>8003869
>Point is obvious to everyone except you, retard
If you think you can feign ignorance or stupidity and still appear smart...

>>8001454
This is actually not illegal in the U.S. as there was no unwanted contact, no indecent exposure, etc. It's the criminal equivalent of sneezing on someone.

>>8004144
One would argue indecent exposure was made in order to fucking wank and ejaculate on a woman.

Good luck getting away with this shit in Texas.

>>8004144
pretentious fuck

This has potential

in-public fetishes can get weird

dont try this for real kids, this shit is all staged

anyone got the webm of the guy nutting on some chicks jeans in like a computer lab place?

>>8004144
If spitting on someone is assault and battery, Im sure this would count.

>>8001107
>Tell you were raped.
>Find the owner of the semen.
>sue him.
>get moneys
Pretty smart if you ask me

>>8004144
TF did i just read.

>>8004144
Yeah, pretty sure this is bullshit

>>8007015
>"Raped"
>no penetration
kek

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>>8004144
>It's the criminal equivalent of sneezing on someone.

>>8001405
its real you dumb fuck

test

>always lands on the clothing closest to skin
>grills don't feel the force of the ejaculation nor the warmth of the jizz
in most cases they saw the guy standing there right before he did it
gotta be fake

>>8001578
Well then why the fuck are you here if all you came to do is bitch and cry. Take your bitch ass back to tumblr

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bump :))))))))))))))

>>8004144
Assault with a bodily fluid. 243(D) California Penal Code.

You're a fucking idiot.

>>8009529
She must have been possessed by a male ghost

>>8009547
Correction 243.9 (B)

>>8004144
Their cocks are out. No indecent exposure?

>>8009529
are you a literal autist?

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>>8009547
>California
Who gives a shit?
It might as well be illegal just to exist in California with how much shit is banned there.

>>8001738
1 month ago on the news they reported a guy who tried to do that on a train but failed to not be noticed. The victim/woman screamed like crazy after seeing all the cum on his clothces and the poor pervert got BTFO by the men around him.

>>8001179

god damn how does this guy get away with that crap

Can we get one or two with them finding out? That's hotter imo.

>>8011956
"Poor pervert" hope he is dead

>>8001303
>>8013138

because everyone is so hypnotized by their fucking phones these days.

>>8001042
Fucking stealth 100 Dhovakin Fus-Ro-CUUUUUUUUMMMM

I am in absolute awe.

>>8011943
>not calling it Commiefornia

My wife and I do this for fun. Deal is, I have to do it "naturally" (i.e. she won't purposely hide behind something and let me do it, we have to be in line or something even though she knows it's gonna happen) and then she has to walk around with it for whatever else we're doing - dinner, shopping, whatever. We actually had a girl at Starbucks mention to her "hey, you've got something on your skirt." She actually grinned and winked and said "oh, I think it's just come," and then winked at me in front of her. Hottest thing ever.

>>8011956
"poor pervert" hope he gets his ass torn apart in prison

as long as they use protection! always talk to your partner about safe sex! :)

>>8013982
you're a fucking retard

of course they're all shitskins.

i bet the same people in this thread who think this is cool are the same ones crying about women in europe being harassed by immigrants.

>>8009482
Don't you dare swear at me you little jerk. I will personally see to it that you get a little visit from the authorities if you do that ever again.

>>8002027
heh... better watch what you say to me, kid
you never know who you are talking to on the internet so you best watch what you say to people online, or one of these days it will be lights out for you

consider that your final warning...

>>8014036
dude you're actually autistic please just chug a gallon of bleach
no one is scared of you you're just some 15 y/o sitting in his room fapping rn

>>8013982
Hahaha, no. Fuck off with your stupid fake story you piece of shit.

>>8014030
Wtf?

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>>8001042
well, fuck.
Feminists actually might have a point.

>>8014084
its called a joke asstard

>tfw you catch a guy doing this, beat him within an inch of his life, and you get off scot-free

:)

>>8015471
beat him with my big juicy cock thats what ill be doin!!!

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>>8013997

Samefag. Fuck off with your kink shaming you cunt

>>8004144
You triggered me

>>8010387
He wants a (You) really badly

>>8001042
this guy for anyone who wants to know is puppyghost44

>>8001042
where is the fun??

I'm gonna try this soon, it's such a thrill to cum in public. Recently went to a local place and came while in the vicinity of a woman it's easier than you think, long ad you're not starring at them just jerking it as hard as you can, you'd be surprised when something is a huge fetish to you how little you have to actual jerk to get off, it's insane....

>>8014036

Making death threats on 4chan? After recent events, you must know that this ain't too smart. Screenshotted & reported to fbi.gov/report-threats-and-crime.

May your cellmates have mercy on your cornhole.

Or not, I don't give a fuck.

>>8018464
it's not funny... just hot as fuck...

80 / 8 / 70 / 3

everytime

>>8009529
Jim Carrey looks different than what I remember.

>>8021520
toppest kek

Are you jackasses really this stupid? How is it even a discussion if these are real or not? They are fucking staged you lackwit fucks. Yes there are a few vids of guys doing this for real and (gasp) they end with the girls noticing!

>>8001042
SAME OLD TIRED SHIT OVER AND OVER !!

>>8009529
sauce

>>8013982

You don't have a wife.

>>8001107
HAHA THAT'S SO HILARIOUS XDD

so much tumblr in one thread

>>8014579
>"I was pretending to be retarded"

>>8001042
Funny how he never bothers to clean his jacket and it has cum stains from all his previous conquests.

>>8001179
Why doesn't he just, i dunno, go fucking talk to them, ask them out like a real human being what the fuck

>>8001079
An SJW is born