Happy Ending thread

>>7916786
Sauce please

>>7916769
..."let's see, what do we need at the store? Cat food, toilet paper...I swear to God, if this motherfucker touches my arm one more time...damn, the ceiling needs to be resealed again, fuckin leak..are you gonna cum TODAY, mutherfucker? Geez. Ah, there we go, balls are gettin tight, won't be long now. 3-2-1, boom goes the dynamite. Fuckin-finally.Oh, yeah and Kleenex..need to get Kleenex..."

>>7916762
wait what happened here

>>7916769
im 90% certain this is the massage place right outside base in 29 palms.

>>7916765
Rita Argiles

>>7918507

She was waxing him, and he started to cum just from the contact, then she helped him along.

xhamster.com/movies/4824462/hidden_cam_big_cock_cfnm_brazilian_wax_with_cum_not_mine.html

>>7916783

Full scene:

/9bev/video/hegre+art+bondage+femdom+massage on spankbang

>>7916781

Fuckin' hot dick right there

>>7916760
bump

I want to try this but I'm so chicken shit, and the sad part is there's a massage place not twenty min fro where I am.

I want to go in there but fuck how do I do it without looking weird and out of place?

>>7922510
shower up, wear normal fucking clothes. walk the fuck in, agree to "massage rate" get massage, be ready to pay "finish rate" get finisher, boom all done. its not that wierd. its an "expensive handjob" but usually worth it bro. just fucking go man lol.

>>7922510
I remember a website someone linked that reviews parlors for their sex work. Can't remember it.

but i'm pretty sure you just ask for a massage and then ask the chick doing it to jerk you off.

>>7922510
Rubmaps. Com is a good place to find "certified" massage parlors. Also I've found threads about the parlors in my town, and how to cuduct in one @ usasexguide. info

Hope this helps

>>7922510
Rubmaps. com is a good website to find "certified" massage parlors. Also I've found threads about the parlors in my town, and how to cuduct in one @ usasexguide. info

Hope this helps

>>7916760
so how does one go about finding one of these high class establishments? i dont suppose it would be on yelp....

>>7922536
>>7922531
it's right there you dumb faggot

>>7918504

That's actually one of the things that makes it so hot - her being disinterested.

>>7918552

i second that.

>>7922523
how much are we talking?

>>7922529

anyone got a password for this so we can read reviews? I got a couples massage with my wife at one just a few months ago and had no idea..

fuck buying a HJ

find a bro that wants to do a 1v1 circljerk

>>7924040
you are talking too much

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>>7918504
kek

>>7918587
This is one of those thing I would love to try, she has a fantastic reaction

Does anyone know where I can find good stories of people getting happy endings?

>>7928363
This
Also tried searching but all I could find was shit-tier reddit

>>7918581
>Rita Argiles
:´)

>>7916786
Sauce?

>>7922510

This is easy as checking into a hotel mate

>>7928363
asstr?

>>7916778
It's french !
Anyone can know where it is ?

>>7922510
don't expect anything better looking than the shop gremlin

>>7932036
Doesn't sound French to me. Why is the guy even filming if it is supposed to be an accident

I live in an Asian country where I can get happy ending massages for less than $15usd, and best part is that I can find them everywhere

>>7932355
It's french lol!

>>7932036
>>7932355
>>7932806

I don't speak french very well but this is what it sounds like.

>'de rien' or 'c'est rien'
of nothing (said after thank you) or this is nothing (comforting)

>oh! pardon.
Oh! sorry! (she emphasizes the sorry)

>mais pourquoi tu ma rien dis!
but why didn't you say anything to me? (she starts laughing at the end of this)

>t-tu est venu..
y-you came... (she stutters at the start and trails off)

>pour qoui tu nas pas dis!
Why didn't you say anything! (she sounds playfully annoyed)

>>7932882
we don't say tu es venu

>>7932882
everything else is good btw

>>7933031
But we do, you fucking europoor trash

"And always too soon" : that what she said...

>>7928363
I got one once when I still lived in NJ. That was before Rubmaps had a fee to see the reviews. The chick was OK looking but had a nice ass. She actually gave a decent massage and the happy ending was pretty nice. It was about 80 bucks for 1 hour. I remember on Rubmaps that the places charged 40 to 50 for the massage and obviously they didn't mention the extras. On rubmaps though, HJ and BJ were 60-80 bucks and FS was about 100. That of course varied depending on where you are.

>>7916769

>her smile and optimism; gone

>>7933217
FS = full sex, yes?

>>7933031
venu and jouir are colloquial for orgasm

>>7933296
Full service, which means sex

>Shoulders stiff as shit
>Visit local massage place because pain becomes unbearable.
>Vietnamese woman doing massage. Prob around age of 40-50.
>After massage is finish, she asks if i want special.
>Briefly think "could it be?" but think it's somekind extra massage.
>Get jacked off.
>Cum harder then ever with gf.

>Next visit
>After massage asks if i want a special again. Answer "sure."
>This time she sucked me and guided my hand between her legs.

After about 6 visits i had become regular visitor. I get massage and stress relief. Nothing gets my cock hard when hearing the lock on door after i have stepped in the room and undress to my boxers.

Even better lately now that she is allowing condom penetration. Sure, it costs a bit extra from usual massage fee, but im starting to think she likes having me as customer.

>>7924983
wrecked

>>7916778
more of this

>>7933369
were you not worried about catching something?

Any one have more?

bummmmmmp

>>7934150
I wear a condom.

>>7922510

fucking america, what is wrong with you people?

In Canada we have licensed body massage parlours. the women get background checks by the police to make sure they aren't trafficked. the places get inspected by the police every now and again. its a nice place to spend 45 minutes just "relaxing."

but at least you have nevada and its insane prices.

>>7934800
>tfw live in canada
>didnt know we had those

any QT filipina work in them?

>>7934800
>we openin' a rub-'n-tiz-zug, mawfucka

>>7916778
yeah I remember this video it's on u flash

It's on of those where the guy actually gets a full wax (so not really a massage parlor = no handjob) but these guys get off on that so they cum during the wax.

As for the woman saying "tu es venu", it's true we don't say it but it's still correct and she's got a foreign accent so... voilà.

>>7934965
also we he cums she helps him I've heard that they do that when they've got guys cumming during the wax

>>7933369

How often do you visit her? Sounds like you found a good deal!

>>7916762
>>7918587
i need more fucking videos from this guy. find me the master sauce

>>7918552
Oh fuck did mendleton swamp here now too?

>>7916794
that ring must hurt

>>7933369
>charges you for sex
Any doubts she is a whore?

>>7934965
breh, she's not trying to wax anything. She's literally faking it up to the point where she straight starts rubbing him for him to cum.

>>7916762

Why is he entirely red?

How about if I want to get fingered? Would the ladies mind that? Or they stick mainly to cock?

>>7935486
They'll probably think it's funny and won't even charge you... that much.

>>7935125
http://pornxs.com/cumshot-asian-amateur-voyeur/2027234-cum-during-brazilian-wax-by-asian-real-cfnm.html#autoPlayOnNewPage

googled for 5 seconds

>>7935566
Sweet I live near a Asian community so I'm sure I will find some willing participants

So finally decided to try this. Since I live in Vegas, the town is obviously rampart with this business. So after some extensive research, I found a pretty reliable service. AAMP, Literally blocks away from my apartment.

From the posting, I guess Taxis bring clientele and tourists to this complex. The apartment was close to China Town area of Vegas, also being somewhat close to the strip.

Via the posting on USASEXGUIDE, I went ahead and texted the number. Made the arrangement. 140 for HH or 200 for an Hour. Said fuck it and went 200. In the text notified the person I was local.

Showed up clean and in casual clothes. I pull up, and surprise, a Taxi is there. I text the contact notifying I have arrived. She then tells me the apartment number. I proceed to walk up and knock. EXTREMELY NERVOUS.

She answers, now I've been with all kinds of women (and TG), and currently engaged to a latin women. Who is totally cool with things like this. The women who answers, Asian of course, which I have never had the pleasure to be with. She was fucking smoking hot.

She leads me in the apartment, literally nothing in the living room. She directs me to the room, where there are several mattresses. I can tell she can't speak much English, yet she says things like "Your local, and you're very cute" She also kept commenting on my shirt, which is the blue Brokentier JellyFIsh Pirates shirt from Guilty Gear, I found it funny an Asian women, would love my shirt.

As I disrobe, she keeps asking how old I am, tell I'm 27 and she is super happy and surprised. I assume shes probably used to old, or greasy mother fuckers. I'm no supreme looker and average weight, yet this women was eye raping me.

I then lay on my stomach, and she performs her massage. As I thought, it was pretty weak, yet I can feel her tits, rubbing on my back. She kept moaning hard, and caressing my back, intimately. I can feel her pubed pussy on my rear, and I shit you not /gif/ she was dripping.

1/2

>>7936394
2/2

She then instructed me to lay on my back. This is where I see absolutely naked. My GOD, this chicks tits, body, and her shaved cunt. I was blown away. She then, realized I have a full beard. She bites her lip and starts touching and caressing it. She is laughing and saying "It feels so nice" I can only laugh, still being somewhat nervous, yet I cannot take my eyes off her. She then continues to rub me up and down. I can now she shes super wet. She grabs a condem from the side table, puts it in her mouth. Start giving me a BJ, getting me rock solid.

She continues to prep me, then looks up and keeps commenting on how cute I am. Full on view of her pussy, I can see it extremely wet. She then lowers herself on my cock. I can't tell the last time I used a rubber, but its like It didn't even matter. She was hyper tight and wet. She moans with extreme pleasure. She start to ride me like a fucking champ. Start to lower herself and bite my ear and breath into it. My hands were scattering crazy like an excited kid on Xmas. Her tits felt fucking amazing.

I am usually one that can hold my orgasm, but with this chick. My dick didn't give two shits, she could feel I was about to burst, she then rode hard to the point where she came right before I did. This was maybe 10 minutes.

As she cleaned me up, she kept laughing and giggling with pleasure, along with saying thanks, Hell she even dressed me and walked me out. Now this could have been part of the service, but this dame was super happy with our time. If I had to clock the time, It may have been 30 minutes, half of what I paid.

As I left, texted her Thanks again and said I would definitely would be back. She replied with a " I can't wait" Sure Im out 2 benjis and got a shit massage, yet the sex was amazing. If anyone is interested. I can post the Backpage listing. My regret was not getting her name.

>>7936394
>>7936422
You suck at lying dude you said pubed pussy then shaved cunt? Gtfo

>>7936438
No

>>7936438
My mistake in all truth. Like I said, I can post the listing. Yet, you can determine if I am lying or not. I'm out 200 bucks regardless.

http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/3-asian-palace-new-busty-girls-here-120/16841802

>>7936446

Doesn't prove shit. Anyone can google a backpage listing. Even if 100% true the way you told your story still sucks ass and reeks of BS

>>7936466
>>>/b/

>>7936466
Alright. Sorry your butthurt about a typo. I should have used Trimmed. Yet, sorry you got triggered so hard. I WILL say that if you are ever in vegas. Give it a shot, that is, if you ever get over the ass devastation.

>>7936466
You're probably going to comment how I used "Your" wrong too.

>>7918587
>tags: Voyeur, HD Gays
Anon...

>>7936446
Thanks for posting sex workers cute and with broken english its a turn on

>>7922510
Really sad America doesn't legalise prostitution.
In Australia where I live we have a ton of legal brothels where they get STD tests all the time, cops make sure everything is legal and the government taxes them for a tons of money.
Talked to a few of them about the cash they make, most of them work for a month and buy a new car or a vacation with the amount of money they make.

>>7934970
I don't see why they should help then. Either they charge extra and do it for you or they don't do anything like that and just ignore when you have a boner. Is what I read but the idea of helping out when it happens is knid of far fetched although nice

>>7922510
Just ask them for a handjob after they finish the massage you dumbfuck. Cost ne $30 for 2 hours massage + handjob. You can even get a bj if you can talk her out for it.

>>7936394
>>7936422
>I found it funny an Asian women, would love my shirt.
>I assume shes probably used to old, or greasy mother fuckers. I'm no supreme looker and average weight, yet this women was eye raping me.
You don't pay a good hooker just for sex but also for the illusion, it makes sure the men come back. Do you think she would tell you "Of course you need to pay a woman"? But it still can be that she thought you were sympathic or else she would have given you the basic program without compliments
>Hell she even dressed me and walked me out. Now this could have been part of the service
Part of the service of many prostitutes from Asia
I read of a guy who was in a blowjob brothel in Tokyo and the girl blowing him was incredibly formal and polita and kinky at the same time. She thanked him after he came and walked him out he said it was better than with Asians here.

Don't want to ruin your experience but don't get too close to your prostitute. Don't be mean but don't mix feelings into it

>>7937535
Oh of course. Just nice to have a consistency to go to.

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you guys should visit south east asia , where massage parlour can be found in every kilometer/square especially in Malaysia & Thailand.

>>7937869
Moar plz

>>7916784
>/9bev/video/hegre+art+bondage+femdom+massage on spankbang
sauce?

>>7937519
bad advice

>>7934800
and yet loli is illegal there you fucking cuck lol

>>7933466
Full video on x hamster, search: male waxing you should be able to find it

>>7928363
Try any of the review sites

Spahunters, rubmaps, usasexguide, theeroticreview, eccie, etc

>>7937869
>dem certificates on the wall

noice

>>7941909
>phD in handjobs
>Proficient in licking buttholes

>>7916762
the gloves kinda of kill the mood.

>>7922838
Then you probably LOVE hookers

>are you cumming? (repeat every 10 seconds)

>>7936611

I don't think we would have nearly as much mass shootings if betas could go fuck a 8/10 once a month. we'd have less rape and less unwanted children since men would fuck the whore with a condom instead of bare backing the only girl that would put out. in fact, it would even the playing field.

Jesus Christ what are we doing, lets legalize prostitution.

>>7934800
Dude, it's not in any way legal here. It's a gray area at best. There are certainly no inspections by the police. And even then it's much more expansive in Canada than the US, as with anything else.

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>111 replies
>13 images

>>7918552
That explains the ugly Filipina giving the hj.

>>7942105
Your logic is flawless because the actual reason for violence is a lack of meaningless sex. You should run for president.

>>7916762
She was lookin for an excuse to charge extra, look at the way she handles that cock. She was was teasin it. This is borderline entrapment but in the best possible way

>>7943359
How does that even happen
It looks like it hit something right out of his hand

>>7933217
guys dont use rubmaps

use spahunters. Its literally the same thing but its free and people will post where to go just w/o details. Most will provide something if you PM though.

>>7933369

I'm down near atlantic city and found an AMP working out of a house. First visit, the girl was very shady, just gave a massage and I tipped, total was like 50. Went back 5 days later, girl greeted me and said "oh its you again" then we went into the room and I asked her if we could go a little heavier on the massage this time. She kept putting her thighs around my head, encouraged me to rub her ass and thights, then when she started jacking me off, took my hands and put them on her breasts. Dear lord. That visit set me back 110. After reading about all the hit and misses with AMPs and getting 60 year old mamasans, I was amazed I had a girl that was 20-25 and HOT.

what are these places like for younger people?
Im 19 but im fairly short (manet yeah yeah i know idgaf). Will they just ask for ID or will they assume im just looking for a normal massage?

>>7946948
If they're already participating in illegal sex acts I doubt they'd care about a guy that looks a little underage. Just make sure you're clear about getting a handjob, blowjob or fucking before your session starts. As long as you have the money they shouldn't care.

>>7934723
that doesn't stop herpes you dip

Been doing this for years! For my American users Google :rubmaps it will show you your local massage parlor that offer happy endings.
Asian ones the women are so so looking , great massage with mainly a happy ending but some do go full sex.
Latina ones (my favorite) super sexy bitches. No massage just a body rub(they just like tickle me you) and most of them offer full sex.

Mainly, if you are looking to get a massage you go with the Asians which they are cheaper anyways.
If you want to fuck a 10/10 you hit up the Latinas but don't expect a massage. Good luck fellas! I remember my first time I was nervous but they will take care of you. Try it Atleast once in your life.

>>7936446
was she ACTUALLY the girl in the picture? i have tons of these in the listings in my area and it all looks fake as shit.

I never knew happy endings were even real

>>7947734
Meh, Rubmaps socks because you have to pay for it now. Unless you get lucky and some nice guy puts something in a comment that lets the non-members know. Spahunters is the best now IMHO.

>>7947991
>spahunters
A little over 20 listings in my state, around half aren't even active anymore. Last review over 8 months ago
>rubmaps
Over 100 listings in my state, most active. Reviews come in on a daily basis

>>7924076
Password request bump. I've searched everywhere but no source will tell how to get a free password to read all of the reviews.

>>7947724
>being this retarded.

>>7947991
Op hére. You don't need to read any comments? For what? You got a location, price and type of girl you are getting. Let your balls fall and go for it.

>>7937869
hhhnnggg

>>7936394
You call a Guilty Gear shirt casual?
Haha, yeah, I guess you are a casual.

>>7948741
I used to live in NJ. There were a shitload of AMP's there. I went to several and got several HJ and BJ's. The "massage" was usually weak and the ST was usually fairly decent to excellent. The ladies though were average at best but usually not overweight slobs. My fav was Bonhamtown Asian massage (i.e. "the B"). I did see a couple of shop gremlins in a few places but I didn't go with them. The B was always pretty good. On a couple of occasions, the mamasans were a bit pushy. Typically I would spend 50-60 for the door and 40 for HJ and 60 for BJ. I do know that FS ran you about 100 depending on where you went.

I live in IN now and there isn't shit here on spahunters. Rubmaps has a few but I haven't gone mongering for a long time.

OP, this had nothing to with balls. If someone wants to monger, the sites are listed.

>>7948249
But I also wonder how many of those reviews are the proprietors posting shit.

>>7936470
Actually, the storytellers should be directed to /b/. This is /gif/, not /one-time-I-paid-a-girl-to-jerk-me-off/.

I have wanted to do this for so long. too bad that I'm too nervous to ever try it, and don't even know where I'd go. latest update on rubmaps for my location was a year ago

>>7936611
We also have a lot of illegal rub and tug places. So legalizing doesn't stop those from popping up all over the place

>>7953648
Nice story.

>>7953711

Just do it. I found my places on backpage. Usually I only go if they advertise for that day. So far i've been to 2 different ones where i'm at.

Its simple. Just walk in, ring the little buzzer thing (They usually have a little buzzer next to the window) and someone will come out (usually your girl) and just say you are there for a session. Pay your entry fee (usually 60) and they will take you to a room to get undressed. She usually will leave while you get undressed and after which she will take you back to the table bath area (If they do table baths). This is where you let it be known you are there for more than a massage. When she washes you, start rubbing up on her ass / pussy / tits. This will let her know you arent some cop. After the bath, she will dry you off and you will head back to the room.

When she starts the massage, take her tits out (Usually they were a tube dress) and start playing with them or suck on them. Then let her know you will tip her for "Everything". (Usually 140). After which she will leave for a moment to shower and grab a condom. (They supply condoms, not you). She will come back (usually with no panties on this time) and then you can begin the fucking. Some will ask for tip upfront, some will ask after the deed is done. If you are lucky, they will forget about the tip. (happened to me twice).

The places i've been too were alright. So far i've fucked chinese girls, thai girls, veit girls, and 1 mexican girl. First time is always going to make you nervous. Just be smart. Check backpage, and NEVER go to a place if it is not advertised for that day. Its code that it was shut down by the police and most likely being used as a sting operation. Also, NEVER talk about money or sex. Just say full service, and ALWAYS touch. Make sure they touch you. If they grab your dick, you are good to go. (Cops cant touch you).

Enjoy!

>>7937869
Malaysian reporting in.
Can confirm

Are there any of women getting happy endings? That aren't bullshit fake Japanese porn?

>>7935424
Of course she's prostituting lol that's the point. If you wrap up you're gonna be okay.

>>7932741

where

>>7935457
Do you understand how waxing is done?

Last the I went to a massage parlor for an actual massage the asian chick I got acted squeamish when she saw my dick. Such is life.

>>7938156
The masseus, Jenna Jameson.
(My dad had the DVD hiddin in his collection and I got curious as a child.)

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>>7916762
>>7918587
Love this.

Sadly there's only like 5 videos I've seen that are roughly the same quality, where the masseuse starts jacking him off enthusiastically (and there's audio).

BTW this webm is the entire video. I got it off xhamster but it was possibly taken down. Also the webm is a bit lower in quality than the original because I had to use a 250kb/s bitrate, I think.

>>7960515
lol the guy is such a tool
thanks for this

>>7941045
loli is a shit fetish faggot kill yourself

>>7941045
pedo faggot kill yourelf

>>7933031
Tout le monde dit "chu venu" ou "je vais venir"...pu personne dis "je vais jouir...."

Taupekèk

>>7960515
God I hope he gets esophagus cancer. He shouldn't be allowed to speak.

>>7960515
Fucker sounds French

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD AND LET THE CHINESE WOMAN JERK YOU OFF!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7960515
hhaha fuck, that was the most annoy shit I have ever heard. god damn!

>>7947750
of course those are fake pictures you gullible moron.
those are all generic jav model pictures.

>>7937869
As enthusiastic as they were, any Thai massage parlour I went to only had older women, big turn off.. Got a great happy ending in Japan by a proper cutie, definitely will go again

>>7948249
that sucks for you
spahunters for my area has more than rubmaps and comments are being added daily. They may not say directly whats going on but you can PM them for details. Most of all its free!

>>7922536
>high class
Go look for shady thai massage place that doesn't have any actual message licence or certificate.
They are most likely run by prostitutes that does these sorts of things for a little extra money.

>>7916762

He is getting a waxing, not a message.

>>7965506
It's massage not message

>>7965473
Similar results with the other guy here. Paying for a month to get a quick idea of what's in the area doesn't actually sound terrible, but then I have information on file. Would a gift Visa work?

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>>7960515

>massage the sausage

>>7960515

post more please

>>7922838
>I love it when women aren't into it
I'm telling feminism on you

>>7960315
Not who you're replying to, but in general If a girl ever tells you waxing isn't painful, SHE IS LYING. Do NOT give into some bullshit bluff any girlfriend any of you might have trying to talk you into some bullshit like getting waxed.

If you have a lot of body hair, it is literally like being stabbed by multiple small hot needles.

Women can stand it much more because their hair is lighter and because women are more capable of handling bodily pain

>>7916781
jesus christ

Just got back from thailand. Place was insane. At minimum I got a happy ending every night. Every girl is different. Some give only hj's some ask if you want a bj, and some say "boom boom?" Always say yes to boom boom! But make sure you have a condom.

>>7960515
Lol am not gay but u have wonderful cock how lucky what its size ??

>>7964337
kek

>>7942105
None of this promotes the private prison system.

>>7960515

Why the fuck did he find the oldest, ugliest one?

>>7948397

It literally doesn't stop herpes you faggot.

>>7971903
the fact it's an old woman doing it makes it even hotter. old prude that is giving into the temptation of a big fat dick.

>>7916775
Sauce pls?

>>7928363
I live in Melbourne, Australia, where in some areas (predominately Asian) there are massage places on every street. I moved in with some friends in a mostly Vietnamese suburb, and from our house we could see a place advertising 1hr massages for $50. One of my housemates said that a friend of his went in and got a happy ending. I called bullshit. The building looked too legit, and I had seen women customers go in and out, but he insisted it was true.

One day we decided to go in to see what would happen. The interior, like the outside, looked high class, and the receptionist girl was young and very pretty. She took us to a massage room and told us to wait for the next available masseuse. I looked around the room but couldn't find lube, condoms or anything sexual, and gave my housemate shit for believing his friend. After a few minutes a masseuse came in - petite, pretty face, mid 30s, in a small dress - and asked which of us would like to go with her. I said yes, and we went down the hall to a different room.

While she go ready, I took my shirt off and just stood there awkwardly, not knowing what to do. She then asked me to take my pants off, which I did, and then, realising I was new to this, smiled and motioned that I take my underwear off as well. At this point, I still wasn't expecting anything sexual. Lying on my stomach, she at first worked a lot on my neck, back, legs, and then, lifting her leg over me and sitting on my back, massaged my ass and around my groin, as I felt her pussy rubbing against me. Suffice to say I got rock hard. She then whispered in my ear "would you like a happy ending?" Once I said sure, she popped out of her dress and positioned herself on the table so that my legs wrapped around her waist. She was so methodical, perfect grip and speed, both hands. It was probably the most intense orgasm I ever had - the excitement of not knowing, and the build up, it was like being a kid discovering porn for the first time.

>>7972416
I should start getting massages.

>>7960515

>beautiful day plays in the background...

>>7935424

>anon posts story about visiting a prostitute
>AREN'T YOU WORRIED SHE MIGHT BE A PROSTITUTE

does your fucking mommy dress you or something

>>7918587
The title says brazillian, but they are not speaking portuguese...

>>7973244
do you even know what a brazilian wax is dude

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>>7918504

>>7968788
No condor its best

>>7934946
>we openin' a rub-'n-tiz-zug, mawfucka
shut up J-Roc

>>7918504
Fucking kek

>>7960515
love this vid but the idiot kept trying to record her face, which ruins it.
and the original vid is from xvideos. still there.

dirty talk during massage or some shit like that

>>7974847
Record her is also hot. but she seems ugly

>>7948397
You're the retarded one you fucking nasty ass sexual deviant

>>7974847
Jerking off and sucking tits anf seein her face will be so hot sexy maternal and more

>>7968788

They let you raw dog if you don't have a condom?

>>7975024
A local stripper allows me natural raw fucking

>>7974728
nah, m8, you always want your condor.
I remember one place where they tried a sting, but my condor slapped the shit out of them with his 10ft wingspan and let me escape.
Nobody tries to take you for a ride either, not when your beady eyed bro is staring them down.

>>7968788
how were the ladyboys?

I had one not too long ago, was my first time. Place didn't show up on any of the websites but I figured I'd just give it a try. It was a more legit place, there was actually a woman getting a massage in the room next to me which made it even more exciting. The rooms only had curtains instead of doors.

I sat undressed on the table waiting for my girl to come in. When she did I acted chil and said hi, she said hi back, said I can go ahead and lay down. Here is the key part, you need to flash your junk and show her you aren't shy. When I went to lay down face down I just whipped off my towel sat there for a second, calmly turned around and layed down then half assly tossed the town on my back like 0 fucks given.

She started my massage using this technique where they massage overtop of a towel on your back, I said do you mind using oil instead. She said ok, pulled off my towel so I'm not laying there naked and she got to work on the massage. Also, forgot to mention earlier, I made sure when I layed down that my dick wasn't under my stomach, that it was sticking out between my legs, this is important so she can see you are getting a hard on. Anyways, during the leg/butt massage she started getting real close and clearly rubbing against my balls and dick on purpose. Now just simply say something like that's good or similar to let her know you are interested. After that I just got the girls name and I plan on going back again, she will recognize me and I now have my steady source of happy endings. Enjoy

>>7975225
And then there's this fellow

>>7976221
And then there's the fellow that's, for some reason, genuinely surprises at fellows like that.

>>7975542
> Here is the key part, you need to flash your junk and show her you aren't shy
>this is important so she can see you are getting a hard on
>Now just simply say something like that's good or similar to let her know you are interested

>was my first time

Thanks professor. I look forward to hearing more about how you got a handjob from a professional handjob giver XD

I went to a place and the chick was visibly turned on by me and we ended up making out she was cute mid twenties great ass she just wound up finishing me no charge

lesson here is come dressed/preped, as if youre going on a date and it makes it much better

>>7934723

Doesn't stop herpes or warts...

>>7965502
there's a thai foot massage place nearby, only takes adults. So there's that

>>7976258
Herpes, yes. Warts, no.

>>7972416
how much did you tip her?

I'm not paying 100 dollars for a handjob

>>7916775
She pulls the skin back way too much! Wtf!

>>7916778
wait, was that an accident?

>>7976279
Probably they can't even massage right and are only there for handjobs so they don't take children so that it won't come to light

>>7966029
top fucking kek

>>7972416
Could you please tell me the name of this massage parlour? I am in Melbourne as well

>>7972416
What's the name of this place??

>>7976645
Actually, that thing gives a sharp pain that is pleasant desu.

I do that some times.

I can even cum just by doing that.

>>7916762
i fapped 8 times to this in a month

>>7977007
Check punter planet nigga. That has listings of pretty much every massage joint in Aus

>>7916778
its his fucking wife or a paid model aint the same as a creep cam.

>>7916762
>>7977074
iktf

thank you anon

>in thailand with ex
>see full body massage parlour for cheap
>Get naked
>separate beds
>ex asks for curtains to stay open
>bitch ass whore trying to ruin my massage by making it a "couples massage"
>I just want the masseuse to massage my nuts and dick
>she does
>I can feel her young eyes(prob 14-16) seeking to lick these nuts
>playing around my thighs a lot trying to casually massage my nuts
>can feel my ex get jealous
>masseuse massages nuts
>you can tell she's nervous and horny
>nice white boy dick
>massage ends
>ex has jealous sex in our room

>>7979962
so she fucked a thai boy out of jealousy?

>>7922510
after you pay the rate, you'll be expected to tip for a handjob

I've seen it for $40-$60, $60 is more common now

you have some time after you get to the room and undress, i just leave the cash out in the open right away, removes any awkward conversation or asking for it

>>7980423
>$60 for a handjob
Goddamn.

>>7956037

Lived in Malaysia for 2 years. Saw three, maybe four. Not that exciting t.bh

>>7980423
>$60
wtf? for $60 i could get a deepthroat and swallow after anal from any collage slut.

>>7980472
Would you be kind enough to tell me where said college is located?
Thank you in advance.

>>7980489
budapest, hungary
any college really but best try those that have lots of girls.

>>7980506
Brazil here.

Too far away. Maybe in my next incarnation I will born as a Hunagyan duke and fuck dem hoes using my status and wealthy :(

>>7916765
source plz!

>>7980521
best girls are in hungary.
they cook well and they fuck well they look nice and pretty comfy with traditional gender roles.

>>7975176
Kek

>>7916784
That looks like wwe champ john cena

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>>7916760
This is moments before happy ending I got from my GF. Unfortunately I didn't shoot the ending.

>>7916775
Found IT!
http://xhamster.com/movies/1824246/penis_massage.html

>>7972267
http://xhamster.com/movies/1824246/penis_massage.html

Here you go anon

>>7972122
>old prude that is giving into the temptation of a big fat dick
I'm guessing you're the sort of guy who thinks he could make a prostitute have an orgasm. She's giving into temptation of money, not dick, you dumbass.

>>7980464
stay trashy San Diego

>>7972552
hahahha i'm dying kek

>>7980506
Do you just go to campus and approach them?
>>7980521
I thought I'd be exactly the same in Brazil or even cheaper

>>7985474
Uni student scorts are at least 250 to 500 dollars for an hour.

No wonder only judges, attoerneys and footballers can fuck them.

250 is the bare minimal for an hour, without anal or blowjob involved.

>>7985484
in Berlin you get them for 150€/h 200 if they think they are too pretty. More of course if they work for an escort agency

>>7977099
Thanks matey will do

>>7969298
If you have to say you're not gay, then you're gay.

>>7985474

Brazil has some of the genuinely friendliest hookers ever. It could be a south/central american thing I haven't been everywhere, but Hue woman are great.

The worst are British and Irish. The eastern euros do tours across both islands and clean up from businessmen who want to fuck something that doesn't look like a dog and knows how to do the job.

>>7987920
I remember Patrice ONeal and Jimmy Norton and fat bob kelly talking about how they' go to brazil once a year and basically stay in a brothel munching viagra.

Jimmy was a massive whore fiend, he's got some cool stories. look em up on youtuber under opie and anthony.

Seeing this reminded me of my trip to Toronto.

I found one of those message parlor places but they went the extra mile and I actually got to fuck the girl that was giving me the message.

It was expensive, like 200 bucks but it was worth it. I can't get off with just hand job.

>>7982997
>I'm guessing you're the sort of guy who thinks he could make a prostitute have an orgasm.
no?

>She's giving into temptation of money
how do you know the asian masseuse was paid to give the handjob? i hope you have something other than "it's obvious".

>>7956037

Apa khabar bro? Haha!

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Been looking for the salsa for a few weeks if anyone could help me out i'd appreciate :D

>>7937869
lived in KL for a few years when I was a kid due to my dad's job. revisited the place in 2009, went to an MP out of curiosity, got sucked off, and been making my annual trip to SE Asia for recreational purposes since, though my colleagues still think i go to KL every year to reconnect with high school friends. currently phasing out of visiting MPs & just outright taking a girl from a brothel out for lunch/dinner & into an all afternoon/night fuck session from there. thinking of going to the Philippines next since filipinas had been my go to choice these past two years & are extremely friendly & actually willing to give extra service F.O.C if you treat them really well in & out of bed

>>7916762
this one always gets me

>>7987925
just looked these guys up. Now I am sorry for Brazilian hookers.

Is there anything worth looking into in New York?
I'm thinking of taking a weekend via one of those chinese busses that go up there from where I live.

>>7936394
>a latin women
>The women who answers
>an Asian women

Motherfucker, "women" is fucking plural.

>>7991328
There's a TON. Depends on what you want to spend and what you're looking for. Generally, good looking American/European girls give HJs. Asian places in midtown give you the works. Shop around on backpage, if it looks too good to be true, it is.

>>7992231

Ain't worth doing if you're not going to get the works. I'm guessing Chinatown is the place to be.

>>7988394
Sauce!

>Spahunters
>rubmaps
Is there uk version?

>>7990101
gets you what? angry, happy?

I get Korean massages all the time 140$ get table shower blow job ass play and i get to fuck untill I cum its amazing best part is my wife will never know

I've never been to a Brazilian waxing. I think happy endings aren't normally included there like at Thai massages? How do they really react when you get a boner. I read that some girls say it makes their work easier because they don't always have to move it.
I even read a story about one who gave one girl permition to pump him up manually and make him stay although no real happy ending. Does anyone have any experiences?

>>7975225
I saw a lot over there. I didnt mess around with any.

anyone know if i can get hpv from this real talk

im thirsting to go again but im about to gardasil

>>7943359
This is an important topic.

I have had good, bad, and ugly HE/MP encounters.

Best, 9/10 banging Asian chick on the recommendation of a "hobbyist". First was shower with her basically a soapy touchy-feely session, then on the massage table for an actual good massage. Then depending on her mood, how you look/take care of yourself, either Happy Ending, Full Service on the massage table, or what I got which was GFE in bed. Expensive as fuck, only saw clients on recommendation. Literally a college student she closed her hooker practice and is a Doctor now. (Actually ran into her in the ER... but that's another story)

Average, paying a 5-7(if you are lucky) to give you a terrible massage and then play with your dick. Most will fuck for cash.

Worst, white girl offering massages, pictures look real. Get there shes some toothless crack whore, pictures were her BEFORE meth/crack. Start leaving before anything, offers BBFS/CIM for increasingly lower prices. Literally like $50 for Bare Anal. Decide I don't want AIDS. Leave. Car following me, can see its crackwhore and some jacked dude. Lose them, still driving like madman, get pulled over by coppa.

250+ comments and 18 images.

Ya'll need to take a fucking long walk off a short pier.

Just getting a handjob at a massage parlor seems like it would be pretty awkward.

Over here the 'massage parlors' are actually brothels.

>>7997873
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>>7916778
a good fap indeed. thanks peeps.

Bump to keep it going.

>>7916769
I love the dead expression on her face.

>she had dreams as a child
>they are all gone now

>>7943359
HAHA
You can't play like a retarded faggot against the Steelers.

>>7937535
I was thinking this. RIP anon you're addicted and feel for manipulation LOL

>>7960515
HOLY SHIT LOL

this is the best one. everything I could ever dream of.

>>7997620

Cool tales. Let's hear that ER story.

>>7988112
do you think you live in a porno world where girls just succumb to his big dick. or do you really think she saw and was just oh so overwhelmed that she just had to jerk him. she was paid thats how it works

Asians are simply a different breed of human. I guarantee you almost every single asian massage place/spa would be more than happy to jerk you off for the extra cash. The few that don't are established legitimate businesses with bigger fish to catch.

>>7971938
yes it does

>>7934723
>I wear a condom.
condoms do not stop herpes if they have a herpes sore and your skin comes into contact with it, you stupid cunt.

>>8006968
obviously this is unlikely to happen, but nobody is saying otherwise.

that's why there's barely any videos where it looks legit. if that webm is acting, then that's decent acting.

>>7968788
How many child prostitutes did you bang?

>>8008879

Childhood is a social construct.

>>7934800

in germany prostitution is completely legal lol

>>8008879
>thai
the youngest I went was 22. Oldest was around 35. Im 23.

>>8012007
So 12?

>>7960515
>do you want my cum?
No buddy... I'm pretty sure she just wants your money and for you to STFU and get out.

Requesting any that they manage to get them to fuck em. Kinda of the ultimate goal

A lot of prostitutes say they'll only see older men. Are asian massage parlors the same way, or can you go in your 20's?

>>8014885
those prostitutes say so because they don't want to deal with newbies who are scared and would need their guidance in the situation, they want to get the shit over with. Also some state that people under 30 don't treat a whore (or even woman) with respect but I think this is just their shitty view on men.
Most massage hookers couldn't care less who you are, how old and whatever. Most aren't attractive, their massage doesn't pay the rent and they even count on wanking you off because this money doesn't go partly to the parlor.

>>7922526
Rubhub.com

cant believe how much some of you guys have to pay in america
in aus you can get a 30 min oil massage with happy ending for $50 extra 20 will get them nude extra 50 includes bj. more than that you can just go to a legal brother for 130 for 30 minutes includes everything

>>7922536
if you live in canada just use rubmaps dot ca

Nice thread. I have been to 7 or 8 different asian massage parlors, I have been denied 3 times. It all depends on who you get.

>>8014994
Honestly, most men under 30 are selfish assholes who see women as a hole specifically designed for their dick. And I'm saying this as a man, not some disillusioned woman.

It's sad, but we raise boys to be douche wannabe tough guys, and we raise girls to b attracted to this kind of stupidity.

>>7916762
nigga you pink

in the philippines I was having myself done once or twice a week.

700 pesos tops.

teenager.
beautiful young mom.

i was a spoiled 21 yr old college kid.

>>8015385

$70 / 30mins main street of Ashfield, NSW

>>8015385

Full service, I meant to say...

>>8017519
chinese im guessing? thats a good price

>>7937869
I wonder what the diplomas are for

>>7916760
I'm addicted to there's places I must admit. They are all over the place where I live . Just look for places called acupressure.

>>7960515

>getting a handjob to U2

kek

>>8017519
>legal brother
Good thing black guys are licensed to operate in AUS.
>They are running wild where i'm at.

>>7956037
any recommended address in the puchong area ?
>Not a cop
>just an expat who'll never dare to ask a local for that info...
Saw some forum talking bout those but i dunno if i'm super confident.

>>7934965
>tu es venu...
Not even french unless you mean "you arrived"
>She said "c'est pourquoi tu m'as paye en plus"
>That's why you paid me more

>>8011006
Your mom is a social construct.

>>7977073
it is not pleasant

theres gotta be more of this shit out there some god damned where

>>7960515
why is this big dick bastard settling for shady handjob massages. he should be out there banging sorority girls and leave the parlors for us tiny dick cant get any dudes.

>>8015882
>we raise boys to be douche wannabe tough guys
Then explain the betas who are nice and get tossed to the side
Don't know how old you are but my generation was raised to feel uncomfortable with being masculine

>>7937869
>>7937869
>>7956037

Looks like I have a flight to book!