>>7916769 ..."let's see, what do we need at the store? Cat food, toilet paper...I swear to God, if this motherfucker touches my arm one more time...damn, the ceiling needs to be resealed again, fuckin leak..are you gonna cum TODAY, mutherfucker? Geez. Ah, there we go, balls are gettin tight, won't be long now. 3-2-1, boom goes the dynamite. Fuckin-finally.Oh, yeah and Kleenex..need to get Kleenex..."
>>7922510 shower up, wear normal fucking clothes. walk the fuck in, agree to "massage rate" get massage, be ready to pay "finish rate" get finisher, boom all done. its not that wierd. its an "expensive handjob" but usually worth it bro. just fucking go man lol.
>>7928363 I got one once when I still lived in NJ. That was before Rubmaps had a fee to see the reviews. The chick was OK looking but had a nice ass. She actually gave a decent massage and the happy ending was pretty nice. It was about 80 bucks for 1 hour. I remember on Rubmaps that the places charged 40 to 50 for the massage and obviously they didn't mention the extras. On rubmaps though, HJ and BJ were 60-80 bucks and FS was about 100. That of course varied depending on where you are.
>Shoulders stiff as shit >Visit local massage place because pain becomes unbearable. >Vietnamese woman doing massage. Prob around age of 40-50. >After massage is finish, she asks if i want special. >Briefly think "could it be?" but think it's somekind extra massage. >Get jacked off. >Cum harder then ever with gf.
>Next visit >After massage asks if i want a special again. Answer "sure." >This time she sucked me and guided my hand between her legs.
After about 6 visits i had become regular visitor. I get massage and stress relief. Nothing gets my cock hard when hearing the lock on door after i have stepped in the room and undress to my boxers.
Even better lately now that she is allowing condom penetration. Sure, it costs a bit extra from usual massage fee, but im starting to think she likes having me as customer.
In Canada we have licensed body massage parlours. the women get background checks by the police to make sure they aren't trafficked. the places get inspected by the police every now and again. its a nice place to spend 45 minutes just "relaxing."
but at least you have nevada and its insane prices.
So finally decided to try this. Since I live in Vegas, the town is obviously rampart with this business. So after some extensive research, I found a pretty reliable service. AAMP, Literally blocks away from my apartment.
From the posting, I guess Taxis bring clientele and tourists to this complex. The apartment was close to China Town area of Vegas, also being somewhat close to the strip.
Via the posting on USASEXGUIDE, I went ahead and texted the number. Made the arrangement. 140 for HH or 200 for an Hour. Said fuck it and went 200. In the text notified the person I was local.
Showed up clean and in casual clothes. I pull up, and surprise, a Taxi is there. I text the contact notifying I have arrived. She then tells me the apartment number. I proceed to walk up and knock. EXTREMELY NERVOUS.
She answers, now I've been with all kinds of women (and TG), and currently engaged to a latin women. Who is totally cool with things like this. The women who answers, Asian of course, which I have never had the pleasure to be with. She was fucking smoking hot.
She leads me in the apartment, literally nothing in the living room. She directs me to the room, where there are several mattresses. I can tell she can't speak much English, yet she says things like "Your local, and you're very cute" She also kept commenting on my shirt, which is the blue Brokentier JellyFIsh Pirates shirt from Guilty Gear, I found it funny an Asian women, would love my shirt.
As I disrobe, she keeps asking how old I am, tell I'm 27 and she is super happy and surprised. I assume shes probably used to old, or greasy mother fuckers. I'm no supreme looker and average weight, yet this women was eye raping me.
I then lay on my stomach, and she performs her massage. As I thought, it was pretty weak, yet I can feel her tits, rubbing on my back. She kept moaning hard, and caressing my back, intimately. I can feel her pubed pussy on my rear, and I shit you not /gif/ she was dripping.
She then instructed me to lay on my back. This is where I see absolutely naked. My GOD, this chicks tits, body, and her shaved cunt. I was blown away. She then, realized I have a full beard. She bites her lip and starts touching and caressing it. She is laughing and saying "It feels so nice" I can only laugh, still being somewhat nervous, yet I cannot take my eyes off her. She then continues to rub me up and down. I can now she shes super wet. She grabs a condem from the side table, puts it in her mouth. Start giving me a BJ, getting me rock solid.
She continues to prep me, then looks up and keeps commenting on how cute I am. Full on view of her pussy, I can see it extremely wet. She then lowers herself on my cock. I can't tell the last time I used a rubber, but its like It didn't even matter. She was hyper tight and wet. She moans with extreme pleasure. She start to ride me like a fucking champ. Start to lower herself and bite my ear and breath into it. My hands were scattering crazy like an excited kid on Xmas. Her tits felt fucking amazing.
I am usually one that can hold my orgasm, but with this chick. My dick didn't give two shits, she could feel I was about to burst, she then rode hard to the point where she came right before I did. This was maybe 10 minutes.
As she cleaned me up, she kept laughing and giggling with pleasure, along with saying thanks, Hell she even dressed me and walked me out. Now this could have been part of the service, but this dame was super happy with our time. If I had to clock the time, It may have been 30 minutes, half of what I paid.
As I left, texted her Thanks again and said I would definitely would be back. She replied with a " I can't wait" Sure Im out 2 benjis and got a shit massage, yet the sex was amazing. If anyone is interested. I can post the Backpage listing. My regret was not getting her name.
>>7936466 Alright. Sorry your butthurt about a typo. I should have used Trimmed. Yet, sorry you got triggered so hard. I WILL say that if you are ever in vegas. Give it a shot, that is, if you ever get over the ass devastation.
>>7922510 Really sad America doesn't legalise prostitution. In Australia where I live we have a ton of legal brothels where they get STD tests all the time, cops make sure everything is legal and the government taxes them for a tons of money. Talked to a few of them about the cash they make, most of them work for a month and buy a new car or a vacation with the amount of money they make.
>>7934970 I don't see why they should help then. Either they charge extra and do it for you or they don't do anything like that and just ignore when you have a boner. Is what I read but the idea of helping out when it happens is knid of far fetched although nice
>>7936394 >>7936422 >I found it funny an Asian women, would love my shirt. >I assume shes probably used to old, or greasy mother fuckers. I'm no supreme looker and average weight, yet this women was eye raping me. You don't pay a good hooker just for sex but also for the illusion, it makes sure the men come back. Do you think she would tell you "Of course you need to pay a woman"? But it still can be that she thought you were sympathic or else she would have given you the basic program without compliments >Hell she even dressed me and walked me out. Now this could have been part of the service Part of the service of many prostitutes from Asia I read of a guy who was in a blowjob brothel in Tokyo and the girl blowing him was incredibly formal and polita and kinky at the same time. She thanked him after he came and walked him out he said it was better than with Asians here.
Don't want to ruin your experience but don't get too close to your prostitute. Don't be mean but don't mix feelings into it
I don't think we would have nearly as much mass shootings if betas could go fuck a 8/10 once a month. we'd have less rape and less unwanted children since men would fuck the whore with a condom instead of bare backing the only girl that would put out. in fact, it would even the playing field.
Jesus Christ what are we doing, lets legalize prostitution.
>>7934800 Dude, it's not in any way legal here. It's a gray area at best. There are certainly no inspections by the police. And even then it's much more expansive in Canada than the US, as with anything else.
I'm down near atlantic city and found an AMP working out of a house. First visit, the girl was very shady, just gave a massage and I tipped, total was like 50. Went back 5 days later, girl greeted me and said "oh its you again" then we went into the room and I asked her if we could go a little heavier on the massage this time. She kept putting her thighs around my head, encouraged me to rub her ass and thights, then when she started jacking me off, took my hands and put them on her breasts. Dear lord. That visit set me back 110. After reading about all the hit and misses with AMPs and getting 60 year old mamasans, I was amazed I had a girl that was 20-25 and HOT.
>>7946948 If they're already participating in illegal sex acts I doubt they'd care about a guy that looks a little underage. Just make sure you're clear about getting a handjob, blowjob or fucking before your session starts. As long as you have the money they shouldn't care.
Been doing this for years! For my American users Google :rubmaps it will show you your local massage parlor that offer happy endings. Asian ones the women are so so looking , great massage with mainly a happy ending but some do go full sex. Latina ones (my favorite) super sexy bitches. No massage just a body rub(they just like tickle me you) and most of them offer full sex.
Mainly, if you are looking to get a massage you go with the Asians which they are cheaper anyways. If you want to fuck a 10/10 you hit up the Latinas but don't expect a massage. Good luck fellas! I remember my first time I was nervous but they will take care of you. Try it Atleast once in your life.
>>7947991 >spahunters A little over 20 listings in my state, around half aren't even active anymore. Last review over 8 months ago >rubmaps Over 100 listings in my state, most active. Reviews come in on a daily basis
>>7948741 I used to live in NJ. There were a shitload of AMP's there. I went to several and got several HJ and BJ's. The "massage" was usually weak and the ST was usually fairly decent to excellent. The ladies though were average at best but usually not overweight slobs. My fav was Bonhamtown Asian massage (i.e. "the B"). I did see a couple of shop gremlins in a few places but I didn't go with them. The B was always pretty good. On a couple of occasions, the mamasans were a bit pushy. Typically I would spend 50-60 for the door and 40 for HJ and 60 for BJ. I do know that FS ran you about 100 depending on where you went.
I live in IN now and there isn't shit here on spahunters. Rubmaps has a few but I haven't gone mongering for a long time.
OP, this had nothing to with balls. If someone wants to monger, the sites are listed.
Just do it. I found my places on backpage. Usually I only go if they advertise for that day. So far i've been to 2 different ones where i'm at.
Its simple. Just walk in, ring the little buzzer thing (They usually have a little buzzer next to the window) and someone will come out (usually your girl) and just say you are there for a session. Pay your entry fee (usually 60) and they will take you to a room to get undressed. She usually will leave while you get undressed and after which she will take you back to the table bath area (If they do table baths). This is where you let it be known you are there for more than a massage. When she washes you, start rubbing up on her ass / pussy / tits. This will let her know you arent some cop. After the bath, she will dry you off and you will head back to the room.
When she starts the massage, take her tits out (Usually they were a tube dress) and start playing with them or suck on them. Then let her know you will tip her for "Everything". (Usually 140). After which she will leave for a moment to shower and grab a condom. (They supply condoms, not you). She will come back (usually with no panties on this time) and then you can begin the fucking. Some will ask for tip upfront, some will ask after the deed is done. If you are lucky, they will forget about the tip. (happened to me twice).
The places i've been too were alright. So far i've fucked chinese girls, thai girls, veit girls, and 1 mexican girl. First time is always going to make you nervous. Just be smart. Check backpage, and NEVER go to a place if it is not advertised for that day. Its code that it was shut down by the police and most likely being used as a sting operation. Also, NEVER talk about money or sex. Just say full service, and ALWAYS touch. Make sure they touch you. If they grab your dick, you are good to go. (Cops cant touch you).
>>7948249 that sucks for you spahunters for my area has more than rubmaps and comments are being added daily. They may not say directly whats going on but you can PM them for details. Most of all its free!
>>7922536 >high class Go look for shady thai massage place that doesn't have any actual message licence or certificate. They are most likely run by prostitutes that does these sorts of things for a little extra money.
>>7965473 Similar results with the other guy here. Paying for a month to get a quick idea of what's in the area doesn't actually sound terrible, but then I have information on file. Would a gift Visa work?
>>7960315 Not who you're replying to, but in general If a girl ever tells you waxing isn't painful, SHE IS LYING. Do NOT give into some bullshit bluff any girlfriend any of you might have trying to talk you into some bullshit like getting waxed.
If you have a lot of body hair, it is literally like being stabbed by multiple small hot needles.
Women can stand it much more because their hair is lighter and because women are more capable of handling bodily pain
Just got back from thailand. Place was insane. At minimum I got a happy ending every night. Every girl is different. Some give only hj's some ask if you want a bj, and some say "boom boom?" Always say yes to boom boom! But make sure you have a condom.
>>7928363 I live in Melbourne, Australia, where in some areas (predominately Asian) there are massage places on every street. I moved in with some friends in a mostly Vietnamese suburb, and from our house we could see a place advertising 1hr massages for $50. One of my housemates said that a friend of his went in and got a happy ending. I called bullshit. The building looked too legit, and I had seen women customers go in and out, but he insisted it was true.
One day we decided to go in to see what would happen. The interior, like the outside, looked high class, and the receptionist girl was young and very pretty. She took us to a massage room and told us to wait for the next available masseuse. I looked around the room but couldn't find lube, condoms or anything sexual, and gave my housemate shit for believing his friend. After a few minutes a masseuse came in - petite, pretty face, mid 30s, in a small dress - and asked which of us would like to go with her. I said yes, and we went down the hall to a different room.
While she go ready, I took my shirt off and just stood there awkwardly, not knowing what to do. She then asked me to take my pants off, which I did, and then, realising I was new to this, smiled and motioned that I take my underwear off as well. At this point, I still wasn't expecting anything sexual. Lying on my stomach, she at first worked a lot on my neck, back, legs, and then, lifting her leg over me and sitting on my back, massaged my ass and around my groin, as I felt her pussy rubbing against me. Suffice to say I got rock hard. She then whispered in my ear "would you like a happy ending?" Once I said sure, she popped out of her dress and positioned herself on the table so that my legs wrapped around her waist. She was so methodical, perfect grip and speed, both hands. It was probably the most intense orgasm I ever had - the excitement of not knowing, and the build up, it was like being a kid discovering porn for the first time.
>>7974728 nah, m8, you always want your condor. I remember one place where they tried a sting, but my condor slapped the shit out of them with his 10ft wingspan and let me escape. Nobody tries to take you for a ride either, not when your beady eyed bro is staring them down.
I had one not too long ago, was my first time. Place didn't show up on any of the websites but I figured I'd just give it a try. It was a more legit place, there was actually a woman getting a massage in the room next to me which made it even more exciting. The rooms only had curtains instead of doors.
I sat undressed on the table waiting for my girl to come in. When she did I acted chil and said hi, she said hi back, said I can go ahead and lay down. Here is the key part, you need to flash your junk and show her you aren't shy. When I went to lay down face down I just whipped off my towel sat there for a second, calmly turned around and layed down then half assly tossed the town on my back like 0 fucks given.
She started my massage using this technique where they massage overtop of a towel on your back, I said do you mind using oil instead. She said ok, pulled off my towel so I'm not laying there naked and she got to work on the massage. Also, forgot to mention earlier, I made sure when I layed down that my dick wasn't under my stomach, that it was sticking out between my legs, this is important so she can see you are getting a hard on. Anyways, during the leg/butt massage she started getting real close and clearly rubbing against my balls and dick on purpose. Now just simply say something like that's good or similar to let her know you are interested. After that I just got the girls name and I plan on going back again, she will recognize me and I now have my steady source of happy endings. Enjoy
>>7975542 > Here is the key part, you need to flash your junk and show her you aren't shy >this is important so she can see you are getting a hard on >Now just simply say something like that's good or similar to let her know you are interested
>was my first time
Thanks professor. I look forward to hearing more about how you got a handjob from a professional handjob giver XD
>in thailand with ex >see full body massage parlour for cheap >Get naked >separate beds >ex asks for curtains to stay open >bitch ass whore trying to ruin my massage by making it a "couples massage" >I just want the masseuse to massage my nuts and dick >she does >I can feel her young eyes(prob 14-16) seeking to lick these nuts >playing around my thighs a lot trying to casually massage my nuts >can feel my ex get jealous >masseuse massages nuts >you can tell she's nervous and horny >nice white boy dick >massage ends >ex has jealous sex in our room
>>7972122 >old prude that is giving into the temptation of a big fat dick I'm guessing you're the sort of guy who thinks he could make a prostitute have an orgasm. She's giving into temptation of money, not dick, you dumbass.
>>7937869 lived in KL for a few years when I was a kid due to my dad's job. revisited the place in 2009, went to an MP out of curiosity, got sucked off, and been making my annual trip to SE Asia for recreational purposes since, though my colleagues still think i go to KL every year to reconnect with high school friends. currently phasing out of visiting MPs & just outright taking a girl from a brothel out for lunch/dinner & into an all afternoon/night fuck session from there. thinking of going to the Philippines next since filipinas had been my go to choice these past two years & are extremely friendly & actually willing to give extra service F.O.C if you treat them really well in & out of bed
>>7991328 There's a TON. Depends on what you want to spend and what you're looking for. Generally, good looking American/European girls give HJs. Asian places in midtown give you the works. Shop around on backpage, if it looks too good to be true, it is.
I've never been to a Brazilian waxing. I think happy endings aren't normally included there like at Thai massages? How do they really react when you get a boner. I read that some girls say it makes their work easier because they don't always have to move it. I even read a story about one who gave one girl permition to pump him up manually and make him stay although no real happy ending. Does anyone have any experiences?
Best, 9/10 banging Asian chick on the recommendation of a "hobbyist". First was shower with her basically a soapy touchy-feely session, then on the massage table for an actual good massage. Then depending on her mood, how you look/take care of yourself, either Happy Ending, Full Service on the massage table, or what I got which was GFE in bed. Expensive as fuck, only saw clients on recommendation. Literally a college student she closed her hooker practice and is a Doctor now. (Actually ran into her in the ER... but that's another story)
Average, paying a 5-7(if you are lucky) to give you a terrible massage and then play with your dick. Most will fuck for cash.
Worst, white girl offering massages, pictures look real. Get there shes some toothless crack whore, pictures were her BEFORE meth/crack. Start leaving before anything, offers BBFS/CIM for increasingly lower prices. Literally like $50 for Bare Anal. Decide I don't want AIDS. Leave. Car following me, can see its crackwhore and some jacked dude. Lose them, still driving like madman, get pulled over by coppa.
>>7988112 do you think you live in a porno world where girls just succumb to his big dick. or do you really think she saw and was just oh so overwhelmed that she just had to jerk him. she was paid thats how it works
Asians are simply a different breed of human. I guarantee you almost every single asian massage place/spa would be more than happy to jerk you off for the extra cash. The few that don't are established legitimate businesses with bigger fish to catch.
>>8014885 those prostitutes say so because they don't want to deal with newbies who are scared and would need their guidance in the situation, they want to get the shit over with. Also some state that people under 30 don't treat a whore (or even woman) with respect but I think this is just their shitty view on men. Most massage hookers couldn't care less who you are, how old and whatever. Most aren't attractive, their massage doesn't pay the rent and they even count on wanking you off because this money doesn't go partly to the parlor.
cant believe how much some of you guys have to pay in america in aus you can get a 30 min oil massage with happy ending for $50 extra 20 will get them nude extra 50 includes bj. more than that you can just go to a legal brother for 130 for 30 minutes includes everything
>>7956037 any recommended address in the puchong area ? >Not a cop >just an expat who'll never dare to ask a local for that info... Saw some forum talking bout those but i dunno if i'm super confident.
>>8015882 >we raise boys to be douche wannabe tough guys Then explain the betas who are nice and get tossed to the side Don't know how old you are but my generation was raised to feel uncomfortable with being masculine
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