What's your excuse for still using Android?

Because I want to.

>>62267038
because im not poor

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>>62267038
>wanting to appease disgusting consumerist pig sluts
wew lad

Yet another display of American """culture"""

kind of indoctrinated into the Google ecosystem as it is, and I'm kinda autistic so I like the ability to customize shit to my liking. Plus I like the back button.

>>62267038
iMessage is retarded. Instead of using your unlimited SMS plan by your carrier, I will use mobile data which is most likely limited.

because I can make custom ROMs

>>62267038

Android? It came installed with my 'smart' phone, and I'm couldn't care less to invest anytime on replacing the OS on something I use maybe once or twice a day.

>>62267170
The only acceptable custom rom is CopperheadOS.

>>62267159
A character is only a byte tho

I don't live in burgerland and I like having a file manager on my phone

>>62267208
Why?

The whole green bubbles thing is almost exclusively an American thing, why?

>>62267222
No.

>>62267038
I'm a pajeet

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>>62267233
that's literally why byte has 8 bits
>>62267223

>texting in 2017

>>62267230
No. It's a paid campaign by a marketing company. It's not real.

>>62267230
because europeans use messenger-apps like WhatsApp, telegram and signal. Germany is really set on WhatsApp, it is almost unsettling how many people in my contact book use WhatsApp as a sole messenger.

>>62267253

Dumb question, but what do millenials use in place of SMS?

>>62267251
Are you really thay retarded to think a messaging platform sends data in plain text without any handshakes or packet header data?

>nu-/g/

>>62267301
In Europe? Primarily Facebook and WhatsApp.

>>62267279
This, I just use whatsapp and messenger.

Can't even remember the last time I worte an SMS.

>>62267301
Whatsapp
iMessage
Facebook Messenger

>>62267301
"Instant" messaging
Whatsapp is a good example

>>62267038
Nothing better for the moment.

>>62267038
Because they're no such thing as iOS OSP

>>62267301
I actually use sms mostly, also WhatsApp because that's what literally everyone else has.

>>62267230
it's exclusively a preteen american thing

also: whatsapp and shit being the "default"messenger in other places

>>62267320 (cont'd)
In China it's ... uh, was it WeChat / QQ / Weibo?

USA also has facebook but I think it's more Snapchat or Instagram than WhatsApp.

>>62267038
>What's your excuse for still using Android?
poorfag & brown. life sucks.

>>62267359
s/they're/there

>>62267314
Those are also text or an even tinier amount

>>62267038
Not being a millenial. Also because I'm white.

>>62267279
Same in netherlands. Literally everyone uses it.

>>62267038
I use Windows Phone.

>>62267038
>excuse

>>62267379
Imessaging must be very insecure to allow their data to be sent in plain text like that!

Hint: It's not. And that data is hundreds of thousands of bytes in many cases, especially factoring in multimedia messaging.

>nu-/g/

i use both iOS and Android
both have their pros and cons

>>62267435
What are the pros of iOS?

>>62267408
What are you going to do when Microshit phases out W10 Mobile?

>>62267038
I literally never see an ad
Pure black theme on amoled
Install and play anything I want

>>62267465
It.
Just.
Works.

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>>62267379

>>62267544
*if you use it as a dumbphone and don't update

Because I'm not of the homosex

>>62267514
Pick up a surface phone.

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>>62267038
>Oh, your one of *those* types
>Blocked

>>62267629
>assuming MS won't abandon its mobile line of products entirely

>>62267823
This.
This is why you buy an iPhone instead, it's the most widely supported device on the entire planet.

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>>62267254
>It's not real.

>>62267928
>hur hur how does marketing work in the 21st century

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>>62268040
>unironically believing these are all paid shills

>>62267038
it keeps shallow skanks away

>>62268187
yes they are.

that's marketing 101

get out newfag NEET

>>62267208
Lineageos is good too.

>>62267208
Redpill me on it please

>year of our lord 2017
>still using SMS

why

>>62267038
nethunter

>>62268304
>current year fallacy
>2017

>>62267230
It's a viral marketing campaign targeting thirstskins and it's extremely effective for younger men.

>>62267103
this

>>62267159
>Instead of using your unlimited SMS plan by your carrier, I will use mobile data which is most likely limited.
You do realize iMessage is the only reason we have unlimited texts in plans nowadays right?
If it went away, so would your free texts.

>>62267038
I'm not an autist unlike pic related in OP.

>>62268304
Because majority of normies working 9 to 5 jobs use texts and phonecalls as main way of communicating. Honestly if you DON'T use sms or emails in 2017 it simply means you're some nu-male unemployed faggot.

>>62268371
Bullshit. I live in southern europe and for years iPhones weren't even on sale here, yet we did have unlimited text plans.

>>62267208
and replicant

>>62267435
Shut the fuck up centrist, pick up a site or GTFO

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>>62267038
I'm getting the new iPhone soon. Can't wait to be rid of my LG G4. Even flashed iOS emojis to it.

>>62268438
It will pair nicely with my MacBook Pro that I bought for college as well as the Apple Watch I plan to buy for Christmas.

>>62268438
>fagOS emojis
>android
please no

>>62268187
How old is that

>>62268445
This.

Plus, my i Mac i plan to buy and Apple TV

>>62267038
This literally doesn't happen anymore.

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>>62268455
I like them. They really grew on me with my MacBook Pro.
>>62268457
I have a ChromeCast (first gen), and I hate having to reinstall Chrome every time I want to cast something (can only cast tab if I want sound), but airdrop and Apple TV seem really neat. 

>>62268371
I call bs on that.
In France, we've had unlimited text plan years before iMessage was a thing.

>>62267038
American women are the scum of the world.

>>62268187
>>62267928
I get more pussy with my Kitkat phone than any of those people get dick with their iPhails.

ipads are shit.

>>62267823
Why would they though? You do realize they've been in the mobile game longer than Apple?

>>62268489
>implying the lad didn't text himself to make this shitty thread

Do you honestly hate women so much that it stops you from thinking? Then again, if you hate women, chances are you don't think at all. It must suck being a low life loser.

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>>62267928
Hahahahahahaha

>>62268510
>You do realize they've been in the mobile game longer than Apple?

Which means absolutely nothing without any profit and a dozen of blunders

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>>62268502
Lol no you don't. Why lie on an anonymous Canadian textile board?

>>62267038
Many reasons why one would still use Android. But for me I switched to iOS and I like it

>>62268545
Well, I figure if you can do it, why not myself as well? :^)

Why should I need an excuse? Apple is a disgusting piece of shit!

>>62267320
>WhatsApp

>cave in after refusing facebook, whatsapp, etc. for years
>install whatsapp
>whatsapp wants full access to your contact book
>refuse to work if you don't accept, can't input manually an username or phone number
it looked like malware so I uninstalled it

>>62268510
>less than 1% share in the phone market
>has been neglecting its mobile users since last year
Are you retarded or something?

>he messages people
please go/staygo

>>62268371
Shut your mouth negro

>>62268541
It signifies it's an important market for them to be in.
Not everything is purely about profits babe.

what's your excuse for fueling the surveillance state by walking around with a tracking device like dumb cattle?

fuck smartphones

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>>62268565
Fair enough :^)

>>62267465
Security my dude
plus your os isn't made by a fucking ad agency

Because it doesn't offer me enough value to justify the much higher cost compared to an average mid-range Android phone. That doesn't happen for me with Macs, for example - I'm willing to pay extra for those because they're vastly superior to PCs.

>>62268650
Also iOS 11 is adding a cop mode, so you press the lock button 5 times and it won't let you unlock the phone without putting in your password, so cops can't force your finger print on it to unlock and search your phone.

Based Tim Cook.

>>62267137
Literally the best Android feature. IOS relies on sensible app design in order to allow you to return to the previous page.

Never rely on sensible app design.

>>62268606
>can't see past his own nose
>A-ARE YOU RETARDED
iconic

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What has to go wrong in someone's life that they end up like pic related and make threads like these 20x a day:
>>62203285
>>62205459
>>62205408
>>62205372
>>62204599
>>62217488
>>62223925
>>62225555
>>62228105
>>62252326
>>62267038

>>62268679
>doesn't know how to speak proper English
Hey Pajeet.

>>62268294
its cyanogenmod continued

>>62268704
There's nothing grammatically wrong with either statements. Try again Singhpreet.

>>62268722
Okay Muhammad.

>>62268722
What the hell is "can't see past his own nose" supposed to mean?
That sounds like something a designated shitter would say.

>>62267038
>2017
>still having a smartphone

what green bubble are these bitches talking about?

>>62268760
It's a proper idiom used in many European countries.

>>62267038
I have neither iOS nor Android. I have a basic flip phone running BREW. Smart phones are for dumb people, dumb phones are for smart people.

>>62268816
Sure it is.

>>62267103
This

>>62267301
Facebook Messenger / Messenger Lite
WhatsApp
Viber
Wire (only acceptable one desu)

>>62268590
It looks for numbers on your phone contact list and only show the ones who have the app, so you don't need to manage another contact list on the app.

>>62268512
Shut up, hole.
Looks like the education privilege men gave you hasn't worked since you can't differentiate between "American women" and "all women".

>>62268337
Now you are going to defend IRC

>>62269081
I-Its not that bad

>>62268665
kys

Only people who live in third world countries use anything other than SMS

>>62268832
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/see_past_the_end_of_one%27s_nose

>>62268832
It is you dumb burger.

>>62267038
>buy an really old trashy iphone that can send the correct messages
>get an top of the line android

>>62267230
I didn't even know the "green bubble" thing existed until I was exposed to American culture on /g/.

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>>62267038
>want to play FGO
>but I'm in Yurop so it's not on the play store or app store
>suddenly remember I'm on Android and not a walled garden OS
>download a USA .apk from some shady website
>install
>it just werks

Feels good to have an OS that doesn't give a fuck about what I install on it.

>>62267230
>>62267279
>>62267363
>>62269185
it's an advertising campaign you morons

>this is how easy it is for advertising to brainwash people

Like jesus fucking christ even people on /g/ don't have fucking brains

>>62269185
Honestly, most people in US doesn't even know this outside of the tech culture here. I just asked several iPhone users if they knew what green bubbles vs blue bubbles are and they had no idea. Some actually thought it meant they were on the same network. Most people are just tech illiterate.

>>62267230
Americans love some futility

Because I have a Samsung Galaxy Note8.

If my phone's gonna explode, I'd like to at least have some top tier specs thrown into it.

>>62267038
Oh but /g/ will talk shit on /pol/ when they tell you about the degeneration of women

>>62269081
I-i have mirc open right now

;_;

>>62269223
>people on /g/ don't have fucking brains
You act surprised

>literally locking yourself down to an OS and using your phone the way Apple WANTS you to use your phone
We're reaching levels of cuck that shouldn't even be possible

android phones are usually cheaper
they might not get the newest updates, but they aren't rendered unusable when the new phone is about to come out
i have a galaxy s5 that runs perfectly and i have no intention of getting a new phone until it shits the bed

>>62267038
I don't live in burgerland

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>>62267038
Yeah, but I use BBOS

>>62267103
this.

Is being brainwashed by Apple a part of American culture?

Because it's the only open source "smartphone" OS and I find a smartphone to be pretty handy for communicating, organizing, entertainment, web, information and lots of other stuff. Do I really need to remind you why it's a good idea to choose open source for handling private data?

>>62267279
im german and i HATE whatsapp w/ a passion , its clunky and slow compared to TG and the desktop client is a fucking joke

>>62267301
Telegram (its a messenger wich does not need phone numbers to add people , it uses @ handles wich is super nice)

>>62269875
It's not though. KDE Plasma Mobile and SailfishOS exist too.

>>62268371
You have literally no idea what you're talking about.

>>62267038
You either get the overpriced social icon or a cheap botnet phone.

A better question is, why are you still using a smartphone?

>>62267038
Every excuse possible is a good excuse to stay on android

>>62268966
>Wire

everyone take heed of this anon

>>62269875
your phone's hardware is backdoored

>>62267137
Why I haven't bought an iPhone in 10 years: no back button/options menu

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>>62267038

>Being this materialistic.

>>62268369
>>62268930
>>62269702

That

>>62267222
Don't be retarded.

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>>62267038
This is my phone, doesn't even run Android. It can eventually take some photos or record voice memos. It could connect to the Internet, never tried or cared tbqh. It can play MP3, AAC-LC and AAC-HE, over Bluetooth too.
It has a Radio FM app as well.
I'm a 38 y.o. cisgendered white male engineer.
I never used a phone for anything else than calling parents and relatives in the last 15 years. Occasionally, some SMS. Something like 5 SMS/year in the last decade. It was much more a thing in the early 2000s.
Never used IMs on phones. I only use IRC and Telegram on a laptop and on a Wi-fi-only tablet. The smaller userbase keeps unwarranted masses at bay.
If you can't reach me on Telegram (i.e. I'm outdoors and no wi-fi), you have to call me - and this means that you won't unless it's something urgent or really valuable.
The current "always-on" generation is doomed.

>>62267038
iPhone doesn't have Clover.

>>62268187
based bigtit nigress

>>62267103
/thread

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The biggest irony here is only iToddlers get green bubbles.

Android lets you choose whatever color you want for incoming and outgoing texts, whereas iShit forces you to specific colors.

To top it off all INCOMING messages on an iphone are gray. It's outgoing messages that are green.

Therefore, the only green bubblers are iToddlers themselves.

>>62267038
What other choice does a straight white male has? Nothing.

It's been three years since I've used Android

I've been using Windows my whole life and Android seems like the closest OS to it. Never got into iPhones or MacOS, I've heard it's almost impossible to transfer to it.

i am an android dev

Is whatsapp botnet?
Is messenger lite also botnet?
Facebook owns both
Serious question for botnet knowledgable

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>>62271912
I can not find an option to change color in 7.1, bit autistic

>>62269223
I don't think it's an advertising campaign, I think it's general consumer whore America retardation. The "exclusivity" and "status" of an iPhone has become some sort of club, at least online (I've never heard people shitting on Android irl).

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>>62271802
>tfw live in lily-white town with 0 strong independent thicc black women who are into skinny white guys

>>62267103
>wanting to get laid

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>>62272372
>>62271536

>>62267038
I don't talk to normie retards so this generally isn't a problem for me.

>>62272537
Well friend, the great thing is that you can install a whole different messenger app that can be customized. i.e. Signal, GO SMS, Textra, etc.

>>62272537
Substratum.

>>62272465
>Owned by Facebook
>Closed-source
That's all you need to know, senpai.

>>62267377
s/there/there's

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>>62272657
>>62272666
Are all third party messeging apps botnet?
Any of those open-source?

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>>62268455
Iphone has the best emojiis

>>62267038
My gf has 2 iphones. One personal, one work. both pretty new.
I have a 4 year old Nexus 5.
Maybe you need an iphone. I certainly don't.

>>62272694
Substratum isn't a messenger, it's a theming app.

>>62267208
Nexus 5X + Copperhead is GOAT

>>62268294
>>62268706
No it's not, it's a constantly updated security focused OS that only supports the latest nexus devices at the moment. It's free for individual users but targets enterprise users.

Because I don't like iOS.

I would not use an iPhone, even if given to me for free. I might even chastise the gifter for buying me an overpriced paperweight without first asking me what kind of phone I prefer, were it someone trying to gain my favor with said gift. After all, they could have wasted less money just taking me out to lunch, and the experience would have been enjoyable for both of us.

I would be willing to spend more money on an Android phone than the cost of the most expensive iPhone, provided it had the features that I want. Of course, given that many of the features I enjoy can be found in mid-range phones (and strangely enough, not found in Samsung's overpriced phones), a phone of such price would need to be catered precisely to my desired features (i.e. rooted vanilla Android, MicroSD card slot, replaceable battery, regular security updates).

>>62267038
If you have problems getting laid because of Android, you're chasing the absolute wrong type of woman... or the problem isn't Android.

>>62268485
See the problem here is you have (3) windows open! When using your mac please ensure you do not participate in any real computing as this can cause a known issue called the low memory please fucking kill me I'm leaking memory

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Man, time goes by so fast but I still remember when everyone thought the green bubble was a thing in my highschool. I was so psyched when I got my very own iPhone 4 after begging my mom to get me one for like a month.

I was 5'10" and weighed 260 lbs (118 KG). I dressed nicely, showered and brushed my teeth every morning. Yet there I was at lunch playing on my iPhone alone with girls giggling behind my back. I loved to brag about my iPhone in class though and so did most of the few people that let me join their study groups out of pity.

It's amazing how much people can brainwash you into believing something is holy and magical, like that razor flip phone. Marketing in companies have done their job amazingly because they've brainwashed kids who act like they got denied cancer treatment for a stage 2 cancer if you don't buy the the lates iPhone.

Now I have a free metropcs android phone, girlfriend, car payment, rent, ect and I've come to realize how little people use their phones when they have jobs. All I do is maybe browse 4chan for ~10 minutes during lunch break or when I take a dump but that's about it. In fact I'm taking a huge one while my gf gets ready so we can go watch a movie at my local cinema.

In retrospect I could never justify spending over $100 for a phone. Especially now that I have a life that doesn't revolve around middle school activities like smoking pot and sexting girls.

>>62268674
That's stupid, just disable the fingerprint sensor if you are that paranoid.

>>62267301
facebook
whatsapp
kik
snapchat
telegram

>>62268650
at least android has the ability to be fucking rooted lmao
the latest iOS version can't even be jailbroken

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>>62272784
Maybe you were the problem, not the iPhone.

>>62272724
Oh, it even came with my rom and I never bothered to check it out, any good themes you'd recommend? I'm trying Game Over now

>>62271536
not sure but if troll score 6/10

>>62272906
Point is the iPhone didn't do anything. It won't get you pussy and it won't make you rich.

>>62267038
Have an iPhone 7 and a Nexus 6P (waiting on Pixel 2 or something this year). I like using a phone that doesn't feel like the UI was designed by Brio.

Anywho, it's better. It's kind of that simple. Only thing I wish I had was better video sharing via messages, but I just use a different IM.

>>62272917
I just picked a b&w theme(minimaterial) and sticked with it. Can't recommend anything.

>>62272876

A jailbreak will be found soon enough. And while iOS users will celebrate, Android users will wisely point out that they are celebrating their operating system's insecurity.

Rooting Android phones does not require the OS to be vulnerable, nor does it make the OS vulnerable afterwards.
Jailbreaking iPhones requires the OS to be vulnerable, and once jailbroken, the vulnerability cannot be patched or else the jailbreak will be lost.

Security of systems is often judged on a model known as the CIA model (confidentiality, integrity, accessibility). In effect, the values are as follows:

Confidentiality - Unauthorized users may not access data
Integrity - Unauthorized users may not modify data
Accessibility - Authorized users are not prevented from use of the device

iOS can have C and I, but never A, because of its locked down nature.
Android is capable of having all three when configured correctly.

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>>62272956
Point is you were sad as fuck. Reread your story, it's pathetic that you try and spin it into the iPhone as the bad guy.

Now you make shit money with some pajeet tier crapphone. How can you brag about this online with a straight face? If you had a Windows Phone or Blackberry I could at least respect you.

>>62272603
no one wants a skinny guy. If your not fit you don't stand a chance now days. It's really easy to do. Just start a lifting routine and you'll put on muscle. You wont be chad but you'll beef up enough that you trigger womens natural submissiveness and might get laid.

It's working somewhat for me except im a social retard so they are interested until i open my mouth and then they know im a weirdo and usually that's where the conversation ends. Black chicks seem to not be bothered by my weirdness as much though. I think they really just want the white cock.

>>62272537
>tap options
>settings
>color for this person

>>62273167
>Point is you were sad as fuck. Reread your story, it's pathetic that you try and spin it into the iPhone as the bad guy.
I'm not, the iPhone is neither good nor bad in relation to me getting pussy or not.

>Now you make shit money with some pajeet tier crapphone. How can you brag about this online with a straight face? If you had a Windows Phone or Blackberry I could at least respect you.
I make 40K/year as a mechanic and already purchased a 300K home I rent out and fix by myself and the help of a few laborers. I could buy iPhones every month and I would still have money to blow BUT I don't because I'm an adult who has a job now.

>>62267301
SEA
Line
WhatsApp

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>>62273224
>40k

>>62267038
How I would respond to this:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>62273224
>40K/year
ahahahahah
here's your (You), my dear Pajeet

>>62268371
imessage uses mobile data you faggot

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>>62272537
People and options > palette button

>>62268371
How can one person be so fucking stupid?

I think iphone is pretty gay and the over all layout of ios is dumb to me I only like the camera and the only reason I would get an iphone

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>>62273251
>>62273298
Here are your (You)s. Go spend them wisely, children.

Anyway I have to go guys, my gf finally decided to wear a pink bow instead of a blue one after much diligent consideration and we're 5 minutes late to the movie we wanted to watch.

Last advice I'll leave is: stop being fat shits (nobody wants to see you excessively sweating after climbing a single flight of stairs) and go talk to girls. 90% of them want to smash just as much as you do. Go out there, socialize with them, and grow a pair so you can ask them on a date. You don't have to die alone, that's a future you end up chosing not being forced to unless you look the elephant man.

And remember: your choice of iPhone vs Android vs Windows vs blackberry has nothing to do with how likely you are to get laid, it's all marketing. Just grab whatever you like and fucking talk to girls irl (don't be that spineless creep that asks random girls to dates on facebook, please.)

>>62273395
I live on a military base full of dudes, where do I talk to women?

100% srs.

>amerilards in charge of using platform independent chat app

>>62273448
Why did you join the Army if you're not gay?

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>>62272603
>>62271802
>>62268187
>tfw you have a black female with an android

>>62273482
I think you meant the Navy.

I do live right next to a small city, I'm not trapped on a boat full of seamen. Just wondering what you do to go out and meet people in a strange town.

>>62268187
Id only fuck the big titted black one anyway desu

>>62272694
Signal is open source and considered the safest messaging app on Android

>>62267103
/thread
thank you for coming OP

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>>62273170
>no one wants a skinny guy.
demonstrably false. remember emo/scene kids? they got pussy and were twigs.

i dont really know how to start lifting i always feel like i dont know what i'm doing plus i give up on most new stuff like 2 months in at the longest.

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>>62268187
>be me
>message female I met at a party
>she sees that am an android user
>"ew green bubbles"
>wtf my friends said that we were a perfect match and that we should totally go out
>she continues
>"oh my god only poor people use an android"
>i am confused
>how could someone who was practically melting for me at that party say something so vapid to me?
>i am at this point disappointed
>she doesn't even seem to care
>i message my friend of african heritage
>explain to her that this girl rejected me on the basis that I use an android
>she says we're going to drive to this bitch's house
>we do
>female black friend gets out of the car, tells me to wait inside
>watch as she rings the doorbell
>the bitch answers
>the bitch (who I should note is a white star bucks type) asks who this is
>black female demonstrates that she is independent
>she pulls the white bitch by the hair from the front door and pushes her into the driveway
>i watch in horror as my black female friend slaps the ever living shit out of her
>she returns to the car, asks me to drive back to our neighborhood
>on the way back she explains
>"i always stand up for my android niggas"

>>62272603
>>62273170
>>62273622
I am a skinny white male and I do not have this problem with black females.

>>62273622
>>no one wants a skinny guy.
>demonstrably false. remember emo/scene kids? they got pussy and were twigs.
lol no they didn't. They either grew up or offed themselves.

>i dont really know how to start lifting i always feel like i dont know what i'm doing plus i give up on most new stuff like 2 months in at the longest.
You don't even have to lift. Just work your way up to 20 pull-ups/ 6 mile run each morning (like 1 hour) and add extra protein in your dirt (more milk/boiled eggs). It won't turn you into the hulk but you'll be more fit than 90% of americans and look shredded.

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>>62267038
Joke's on you. I live in Canada and we're all poor as fuck, so much that iPhone sales have been sliding since 2011.

Bitches use Moto Gs here, affordable and gets the job done.

>>62268371
SMS is literally a way for cell providers to milk extra cash out of their consumers.

>>62273395
>talking to slags in public

grosstbhfam

>>62273945
Fo you wanna know how I know you have severe autism?

Fuck iOS. Why should I have to jailbreak my iPhone to do the same s*** that I can do on an Android phone without f****** root

>>62272622
>being a degenerate

It's cheap

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>>62268187
>>62267928
>android is green
>iMessages are blue
>blue
>bluepill
>mfw

>>62267103
this

>>62267038
3gb of ram

>>62267038
These types are a dime a dozen and will suck your bank account dry. Keep fishing

>>62267279
this, but i purged facebook anything from my phone. sucks that most use whatsapp exclusively. i bet with stupid normies we would have been stuck on aim, icq or similar shit 15 years ago.

techies moved things forwards, testing stuff looking for improvements.
normies got it to a grinding halt, stuck on the first thing they got to know.