/csg/ Chink Shit General

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fucking regOP never woke up.

>>61813065
im converin my man nothin to worry about here

>>61813065
He got lethal poisoning from chink shit.

>Using Xiaomi mascot
>Not superior Doogee Mascot

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>>61813079
>>61813082

>Anon got a hakko thermometer

Joke's on you, it's a counterfeit and out of the box it looked like it was well used in the production of other counterfeits.

>tested it on a lab-calibrated soldering iron
>it's accurate to approx. 1 degree at 400C

I don't know who got chinked anymore.

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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

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my new processor for laptop just arrive..
old processor is Core Duo T2300E and I upgrade it to Core 2 Duo T7200 for $1..

this machine cant even play 720p on youtube

after upgrade I can play it on 1080p smooth like butter.

>>61813057

it worked! i used a bit of force and it worked, all i need now are my dt880s and i'm ready to join the audiomeme. Many thanks anon.

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Can I expect a chink copy of this?

What's a good phone for $150? Preferably something better than an underpowered SD625.

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REMINDER XYZ FIX THIS ANTISCRAPE FEATURE

>>61813183
65nm scares me desu

Give me your best household and kitchen appliances, cleaning tools and general house shit, I want to chinkify my new apartment.

many thanks to the kind anon that compiled the list of trinkets, ur awesome

>>61813240
I have i5 kaby lake and MBP as main machine
this 1 for linux learning machine..

and I got it for $10 without battery

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>>61813207
just buy/use bluetooth gamepad and controller clip

to clean your comply/memory foam earphone tips

heat water to about 45°C, put a teaspoon of salt in each half cup of water, stir and leave the tips there for a couple hours, squeezing them once in a while
wash them in warm water, squeeze the water out and then let them dry

do not use alcohol(at least ethanol, haven't tried isopropanol) as it will, for whatever reason, I'm not a chemist, lose some of the paint, shrink and become a lot more rigid

>>61813359
>put a teaspoon of salt in each half cup of water
Why?

Would an extra $100 get me anything better than the jumper ez book? Or would I have to shell out the extra $250 for a xiaomi air/something similar?

>>61813430
Get a refurbished business notebook instead. There's 0 reason to buy any of them when you can get a decent hp/lenovo/dell for 150.

>>61813439
>wanting a notebook still full of Stacy's juices from when her boss fucked her on his deck

today i realized that i can fool my Mi Band 2 into thinking that I'm working out by just fapping all day

>>61813484
Since these doesn't have adhesive tape, these are pretty much only good for laptop cooling.

>>61813484
Yeah.

About 50% of the times.

>>61813484
Rubick's cube?

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Finally got my socks in the mail. Idk why I thought they would match with my skirt

>>61813533
Degenerate.

>>61813533
fag

>>61813407
it's a home remedy for removing ear wax from ears, so I figured I'd try it to clean the foam tips and it worked good

I was checking the Le 2 in Kimovil when I noticed it has Digital Image Stabilization.

Holy shit, it's $125 and has DIS. That's a fucking bargain.

>>61813629
You never hear back from all the people getting Le phone. I'm looking forward to your review anon.

>>61813484
The fuck is this?

>>61813222
Redmi note 4, sd625 is more than enough for whatever the fuck youre gonna do

>>61813647
Thermal pads from the sound of the replies.

>>61813533
post feet

>>61813645
Sorry I don't have the money to buy one.

>>61813479

>Not wanting that

You gay m8?

>>61813769
>wanting a notebook full of her boss's juices
I may be gay but at least I don't have a fetish for bald fat middle managers

>>61813672
The are dirty

>>61813563
>>61813569
I'm a boy. It's not degenerate

>>61813795
>The are dirty
even better

>>61813877
hot

>>61813877
Why do my pics lose so much quality when I upload them ?? !!

>>61813892
>1080x1920
It got converted into Full HD.

>>61813439

Where can you pick those up from? I'm in the UK so prices are bit higher here on tech

>>61813942
Ebay, Craigslist, Gumtree, your local newspaper.

>>61813910
hey, just saying. if you get one you get the other with it, and if you're happy to get that it means you should probably cruise Applebee's or Chili's on Friday nights to suck it directly out of Chad's dad

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where and how do you choose watch straps? I'm looking at nato straps, but no idea how to choose a quality one. any advice?

pic related

>>61814078
it's chink shit, getting one that will last is rolling the dice. you're buying it because you can order ten of them delivered for the price you'd pay for one at target. so buy one each of the ten with your favorite designs.

>>61814078
Black is always in style

>>61813973
You seem to know a lot about sucking off older men for somebody who claims not to be gay.

>>61814132
"I may be gay, but..."
>anon you're claiming not to be gay
i have an admitted and embraced need for dick
you have a secret, hidden, denied but obvious need for ESL classes, pajeet-kun

>>61813911
What

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in china we have sites like this.
https://discord.gg/7vuyQ7p

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>ordered 4gb shark micro sd
>received 16gb shark micro sd

Did I get reverse chinked?

>>61813877
Yeah.. you are a boy, and you will always be a boy and you will never pass hon

>>61814238
>received 4x the size
>but with 1/4th the speed

Hmm

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>>61813047
>that image

>>61813629
>Digital Image Stabilization
>Digital
Don't be a tard, that is the camera software, you're mistaking it for Optical Image Stabilization (OIS).

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What's the current meme action camera lads?
SJ5000 seems to be pretty cheap.

>>61814366
I tested it already and the speed is good.

Redpill me on GUANQIN watches.

The design are top tier but I'm scared of dishing out 15€ for shit that doesn't even run properly.

>>61813533
Post tits

I picked up my Redmeme Note 4 from the post office this morning. Not using it yet but I've given it a little test. First observation is that the fingerprint scanner is so much faster than the one on my work iPhone.

Any good cheap watch replicas on AliExpress? Want to buy a gift for a friend.

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hmmmmm

>>61814437
Thieye T5E/Andoer AN7000 or Hawkeye Firefly 8

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12T4-6FBPdZHXWJ3AbF9PeDUgy4NuTRPARBrqFlb1T-o/htmlview#gid=0

Today's worthless Gearbest coupons are out.

>>61814693
>gift for a friend
What are you a gay?

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Repost from >>61810825
Do Chinese sell Intel stickers cheaper than 2$?

Also a new meme in exchange for help.
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_372047.html

>>61808848
Thanks, those look great.

Would you kindly recommend me a wireless keyboard? Clit mouse not needed, but is certainly a plus.

I'm a b-baka when it comes to keyboards. (>.<)

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Hey folks, OukitelAnon here.

First off, I've ordered some ARM electronics that should arrive this week. Will post review on orange pi zero later, when I worked it a little.

For now, I'm looking for a chink phone to surprise my significant other with. [spoiler]>she[/spoiler] has small hands, like taking photos and listening to lossless music, so here are the requirements:

- 5 inch screen, no bigger. Resolution is not an issue, though it would be nice to have something sexy

- good as in GOOD camera

- 3GB of ram at least, she wants it to last. She's using a MotoG 1st en based on /g/ recommendations and she has loved it, but it's slow by today's standards.

- preferably a good audio driver

- root privileges can be gained, better if it supports LineageOS

- Quick charging would be pretty sweet.

Providing cat tax as upfront payment for services rendered.

Cheers, /csg/ folks.

>>61813570
I wish you could change display size, then I'd use ZUI instead of a custom rom

>>61815070
>- good as in GOOD camera
You're not getting her a chink phone in that case.

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>>61815062
>wireless keyboard

>>61815070
Budget?

>>61815090
Well' anything that is better than her MotoG is good in my opinion. Bitch ain't getting a Samsung, that's for sure.

>>61815127
No idea about prices. How realistic would be to say 200 euro tops?

>>61815070
Xiaomi mi4C

>>61815150
Try Kimovil.com and sort by your parameters, it'll probably pop up with a hot new meme.

>>61815150
Increase your budget a little bit and get her either a Mi5s or a ZUK Z2 Pro

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>>61815159
>Xiaomi mi4C
It's malware ridden shit, I've heard.

>>61815189
>Mi5s or a ZUK Z2 Pro
>bigger than 5 inch
Can't you read, lad?

>>61815173
>Kimovil.com
Thank you, that was useful. Will let you know if I find something today.

>>61815276
>>Xiaomi mi4C
>It's malware ridden shit, I've heard.
every phone from chinkland comes with a vendor rom and you have to flash an official one

>>61815150
Doogee Shoot 2 is $99 and has great cameras, not to mention great software and great audio.

>>61815109
So I can move it around, I'm currently using a laptop with an additional monitor so it's a hassle if I want to work from bed or in a semi-lying position.

>>61815276
>can't you read
One's 5.1", the other is 5.2". If she can handle 5" she can handle those.

>>61815287
What happens if you don't flash it?

Been using a Leagoo Shark 1 (top tier battery phone) for over a year without any problems without flashing it.

>>61815150
Not chinkshit but Sony XA1

>>61815327
Data collection, tracking and worst case, keyloggers.

>>61815070
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ZTE-Nubia-Z17-Mini-5-2-Inch-Snapdragon-652-MSM8976-Octa-Core-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM/32804621164.html

>>61815070
Exactly 5 inches
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ZTE-Nubia-Z9-Mini-Borderless-5-inch-4G-LTE-Cell-Phone-3GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon/1000001757147.html

Is there any good notebooks/laptops to buy from china cheaply?

>>61815391
Jumper

>>61815070
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Huawei-Nova/32759571542.html

>>61815391
How cheap? You can get Xiaomemes for under $500.

>>61815327
>without any problems
It's not like they'll steal your credit card money, they just harvest everything you're doing and sell/use the data. So, yeah, no problems there with using chink roms.

>>61815443

Under 250 pounds (324 dollars)

Just need something portable to take notes with and a handful of programs.

>>61815464
>they just harvest everything you're doing and sell/use the data
Rather them than the fatburgers at google.

What's the best chink pc box? Preferably can browse and shitpost in 4k

>>61815478
Jumper Ezbook 3 Pro
https://youtu.be/GDeA3u0LwOY

I ordered a replacement battery for my phone and they sent me a used iPhone case with the battery as a dead weight or some shit.

I feel insulted. I don't even know how to dispose of this without suffering immense shame. Can I dispute the order over this?

>>61815478
>>61815504
Then it's Jumper if you really want new laptop.
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_647765.html use coupon BOOKPRO to drop price.

Otherwise I suggest to get used business thinkpad or elitebook with real i-series CPU.

>>61815504

Looks pretty good anon, but 1.1Ghz? Any way to turn turbo boost on permanently, or does it do a decent job of scaling when you need it?

>>61815568

Was going to tend towards them anyway, but was curious on what china could provide. I'll use this as a baseline to compare others thing to, so thanks

>>61815570
>or does it do a decent job of scaling when you need it?
My experience with developing on a machine with turbo CPU tells me that yes they're absolutely great at that for intermittent tasks. The reason it's turbo though is because it's not designed to sustain that clock speed. Normal CPUs have modes which save power, desktops tend to be less aggressive with that but they still do it.

The speed at which CPUs operate and can make these decisions is staggering. Couple microseconds at most I'd imagine. I haven't measured.

>>61815570
It turbo's up to 2.2ghz when needed, no point to force it to stay at that clock, you'll just kill the battery life and make it overheat.

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>>61815493
Nice try chink comrade. There's always a retard that says this shit (probably it's you, samefagging).
At least Google can be kept in control with the help of others that will tell you what/how to disable, what not to use and so on, because they're always under scrutiny. EU laws (or even Amerifat laws) will slap their hands if they're overdoing it. With China, you're 110% fucked, but without advantages of the Google botnet services, that at least give something useful back.

>>61815493
>Rather them than the fatburgers at google.
Google gets your shit too anon.
If anything they're likely more invasive than Google. If such a thing is possible.
They don't have to account for anything, they can just claim their shit had malware.

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>>61815651
>E-every post on 4chan that doesn't agree with my opinion is made by the same person

>>61815651
>>61815670
Samefagging NSA shill

>>61815391
Chuwi LapBook 14.1 is also a good alternative.
Although it's plastic, the design is pretty good. The IPS it uses is not as bright, but has higher contrast and color accuracy.

>>61813142
>yfw they accidentally sent you one of the real ones they use off the factory floor

>>61813047
I need a portable, usable mouse.

I do a lot of work on laptops, and I hate using the touchpad.

Any portable mouse I can get here? Doesn't need to be wireless, just something I can keep in my pocket.

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How likely am I to get a fake battery with unreliable capacity if I buy from alibaba?

>>61815912
techase

>>61815920
Extremely likely.

>>61815920
I bought 4 of them, they said they were 3600 and they last almost twice as long as my 2400 so I think they are on fucking point.

are there any good chink shit emulators i can take with me onto planes?

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>>61815920
I love this jif.

>>61814238
lmao sharks dont browse the internet

>>61813149
just fuck off and buy the ak33 already, stop pestering every thread.

i think you're trying to find opinions that you want to hear

>>61816051
GPD XD or Win

>>61813484
I'm actually waiting on those myself, and I know exactly why I bought them

>>61816101
thanks i'll check em out

>>61815070
Honor 8x

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All my chinkshit stopped flowing. Haven't received a single packages in over a month (maybe 5 weeks). I buy at least something every week.

What is going on????

>>61816210
They had to use the capacity for my orders, sorry.

>>61816210
Maybe your getting unlucky from the chink gods
Was like that during the first 5-8 months but soon after that, my chink shits been coming in lately

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what
http://s.aliexpress.com/Vz6JNFRz

>>61815920
It's typical that the battery capacities are fake UNLESS the seller mentions is specific about it being a certain model and has good reviews in general.

Basically, if they promise you a Panasonic NBCR18650PF, it's probably a Panasonic NBCR18650PF.

If they promise HouseFire 40000GAh because that's what's on the label, then it is a housefire with like 1/10 of a watt hour of usable power. Or such.

If in doubt, maybe order from GB, FT, BG or whatever.

>>61816242
fuck dude, slow down with your dildo orders.
>>61816248
do I have to pray to Budha or something.

fuck, hope I get at least something soon so I know everything's OK.

>>61816357
Pray to chink postal god then maybe it'll arrive sooner

>Yfw you develop stress & anxiety over some item being delivered to you from China
>T-thanks jack ma

>>61816357
>fuck dude, slow down with your dildo orders.
Intermittently done with dildos, progressing to plastic waifus, cleaning utensils and post-tits.

Oh, and enclosed / cooled external eSata / USB3 HDD racks, but so far the 4+ drive ones I found cost as much or more than a full computer case. Enterprise orders ruin even China, apparently.

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>GOYSHIT now charges you for unregistered shipping on most items
The death of this site cannot come soon enough. Fucking kikes.

>>61815327
>What happens if you don't flash it?
At the very least there will be random Chinese ads popping up on your home screen from time to time.

>>61815651
>At least Google can be kept in control
That's exactly what they want you to think.

m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32817700618


Are these any good? If not, can I get a recommendation please

>tfw dont care that google has probably been taking our information for years now

I wonder if they like my taste in Hentai tbqh

>>61816666
Link doesn't work.

Any recommended chink wallets?

>>61813359
link to this memory foam tips, senpai?

>>61816668
Maybe. Do you focus on depictions of unlimited sexual-financial enslavement to botnets?

>>61816729
Do you need any special features?
Like a compact "magic wallet" for mainly a bunch of cards and banknotes?

If not, just pick a cheap one that you visually like off aliexpress.

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>>61816556
They'll never stop being loudly shilled on here as long as advertising is tolerated.

>>61816556
I still have around $3 in good goy points and wanted to get some more KZ earphones from them. However, at this point I'm not sure if gearbest is even worth bothering with the any more.

>>61816773

Open to ideas, really. Been using a pretty basic one for years

>>61816666
>>61816707
It's $23 tws K2 Wireless's lipstick style headphones

>>61816617

Yes, you can keep it in control. If you're a tinfoil hat wearer, you can even go 100% Google-free.
>put official LineageOS on phone
>don't install any Google Apps

But this only works only for non-retards living in civilized countries where the information (still) moves freely. It's not an option if you're a stupid chink shill.

>>61816826
>tfw it's been more than a week since I posted a review with a video and photos
>no points yet
The only thing I really see myself getting from there now is a convoy light.

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>>61816556
>>61816826
sucks to live in shithole countries, ain't it?

>>61816298

I ordered samples from a couple suppliers. We'll see how it goes.

>>61816854
Did it break or is the goal to get something fancier?

Standard wallets aplenty here for around $5:
https://www.aliexpress.com/category/200010071/wallets/1.html

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Now who's getting chinked harder here.

>>61816884
No clue about lipstick style headphones, sorry.

KZ HDSE are okay for bluetooth IEM.

>>61816556
What the fuck is goyshit?

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>>61817114
Nah, they offer free shipping to shithole countries as well.

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What is even going on

>>61817164
still you and your shit country, the image was for the "with mic" earphones

>>61817258
>>61817114
>t. moldavian
But hey, at least you get free shipping from the garbage chink.

>>61816556
>goyshit
>kike
fucking pick one, mongoloid

>>61817351
>implying that only Moldova has Gearbest free shipping
Did you try different countries from the drop-down list to identify mine? Kek, try moar.

What is the best noice canceling csg headset? Budget up to ~150usd

>>61817497
bluetooth i might add

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>>61813065
I'm here, thread hit bump limit while I was at work so couldn't make one.

>>61813082
If only.

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>Powerful Production
What do they mean by this?
Saw this on AliExpress now

>>61817553
Not weak production.

>>61817546
>I was at work
You're not fooling anyone

>>61817553
So powerful the chinks working in those sweatshops only live one day.

>>61817217
Gearbest.
>>61817389
Eat a cock, faggot.

>>61816054
Is that edited in some way? I find it difficult to imagine a human this cartoony.

I gotta say, it's weird negotiating with Chinese manufacturers and CEOs. Never thought I'd be doing this before. Never thought I'd be buying in bulk either.

>>61818040
How many shark plushies did you buy

>>61818096
He bought a metric ton of bull penis

Is shipping from mainland China for just a single sample piece usually around $30 or are the chinks trying to fuck me with shipping costs?

Anyone bought the kazi lego clone blocks? Are they any good?

>>61818175
Depends to where and with samples they usually only do express shipping which does cost.
You can save a lot of money by not getting express shipping for the actual order later, but that might be less than the money potentially lost for having funds tied up.

>>61818214
China to the US famalam, and I wasn't aware it was express shipping.

>>61813047
>Ch...shitgeneral
OP, next time you make one of these threads, please use "Chinese" in the title, instead of the racial epithet. This is not /pol/. Keep the racist shit to your containment board.

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>>61817220

>>61817805
someone got btfo

>>61818285
hi summer
have a (you)

Any good bootleg/unofficial posable anime figures?

Will chink winter items be more expensive or cheaper during winter?

>>61818311
Don't get it, is Malta a shithole or not?

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>>61818368

>>61818402
you cannot have a sun made of ice anon

>>61818235
Took less than a week for me with FedEx to the US.
Also try to pay through paypal.

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>>61818311
I win the shit hole competition

btw my ks5 arrived here 2 weeks after ordering them, but it would probably take an additional month or two till shithole post service processes it

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Tracking says two chinkshit packages arriving tomorrow. I can't wait lads.

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How fucked I am?

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>>61818529
How fucked I am 2.0?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Iron-On-Patches-Made-of-Cloth-BAMSE-Appliques-Size-54-54-mm-359k093-Guaranteed-100/1192890007.html

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where do I find this /csg/ mascot phone holder????

>>61818584
gearbest

>>61818609
link? can't find it.

>>61818584
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Rabbit-Toy-Universal-Cell-Phone-Holder-Stand-Bracket-For-iPhone-Samsung-Smartphone-GPS/32262109695.html

look around a bit and you can find it cheaper on Ali

>>61818809
thanks! at least now I know the name of it.

ps: so that's the origin of /csg/ bunny... it's a Xiaomi tpy. has no idea.

>>61818809
How is the quality of this? Is it solid plastic or hollow shit?

>>61818584
>>61818809
>>61818874
>sold out.
I think they actually do limited runs of mitu shit.

>>61818874
pretty solid

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>>61818809
>>61818874
>>61818890
it's sold out everywhere

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>>61818809
fucking useless ali shill, hope you lose your job

What's the best all in one PC?

>>61814572
I recommend you check out the videos from this guy, he reviews a bunch of chink watches and opens them up and shit, it's also mentioned in the infographic.

https://youtu.be/2BF61vcWWic

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>>61818982
>not knowing about BBEN

>>61818285
Thank you. We value your input, faggot.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Molex-4PIN-Female-to-SATA-50CM/32579342959.html

Does this look like a house fire death-trap that'll melt after few hours of using my HDD?
Also are there any cheaper but still long (30cm+) alternatives?

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I doubt it, but does anyone here have experience with chink cosmetics or beauty products? Any recommended products or brands?

>inb4 face cancer

>>61819237
Why would you risk it, seriously

Any tips for buying cosplay?

>>61819276

>>>/cgl/

>>61819237
What do you need? I could hook you up with a store that sells hair extensions and shit.

>>61819237
On the bright side, you can rest assured they haven't been tested with animals. In fact, they haven't been tested at all.

Thoughts on Zapals?

>>61819439
zapals backwards is slapaz

any good chinkshit backpacks? looking to have it be able to hold enough clothes for four days

>>61819512
>enough clothes for four days
That's pretty subjective, anon.

>>61819542
it's for going on a plane and not wanting to pay for checked luggage

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>>61819475
Well fuck it, no risk no fun. I gotta have that Mitu.
Who knows if it will ever be in stock in one of the big shops again.

>>61814694
>golden teeth

>>61819576
military backpack with MOLLE straps plus a few extra pouches. customize it for as much space you want

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fucking chinks
i don't even fucking have a paypal
serves them right

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>>61819592
>2017
>not having a mitu robot

>>61819256
You know asians use makeup too without widespread face melting, right? It's not like just because its Chinese its contaminated with aids. There seems to be some cool slightly unusual products like the jelly colour-changing lipstick in my first pic. If it was made by a Western brand it would be ten times the price, at the least.

>>61819276
I don't know, I've never cosplayed.

>>61819417
I'm more looking for actual makeup, and to a lesser extent, tools to apply it. Does it have that? Hair extensions I defo don't need.

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>>61819649
>youtube or other websites are blocked here

>>61819704
>You know asians use makeup too without widespread face melting, right?
Sure but your skin absorbs it anyway. Have fun.

>>61819691
But can it hold phones?

>>61819704
Hair extensions are best, you sure you don't need?

>>61819237
Main issue with the chink cosmetics is heavy metals. Got a mass spectrometer? Like maldi-tof? You can test them before using them.

>>61819790
Oh looks like maldi-tof is biomolecules only.

>>61819081
>molex to sata
yes

Ordered from Dhgate, payment was successful.
Item is still "Awaiting payment"
Looks like I got chinked again

>>61819733
?? That's true of all cosmetics and skin products, whether its by L'Oreal or Chingchonggook™. But thanks, I will.

>>61819763
I do already have long hair but I guess I might as well check the link out, if ye be willing

>>61820143
Ya

>>61813318
That thing does not allow you to dump real GB carts and saves tho.

>>61819691
Link?

>>61819649
>join system that has good customer protection
>"hello customer can you help us abuse this customer protection system for no reason but to favor us?"
Horrible people without brains. Or maybe people actually fall for this.

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What did I get today /csg/???

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It's an EDC pouch! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/edc-pouch/32729012291.html

For the price I wasn't expecting much but the materials actually feel decent.

>>61820371
USB OTG cable

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>>61818584
get a tablet first

>>61820386
I find that expensive.

>>61820410
Sorry you're such a pathetic poorfag that you can't afford a 4 dollar nylon pouch.

>>61820505
Could have gotten this for $3 if you throw some GBpoints at it http://www.gearbest.com/sling-bag/pp_424549.html

>>61820575

that's a different product

>>61820642
It's still a pouch and it fits more EDC shit.

https://feedback.aliexpress.com/display/detail.htm?ownerMemberId=193212883
Who of you is this

>>61820794

no

>>61820819
link shows a blank page. post pic.

>>61820819
Nice phising link.

>>61820865
How is it phishy?

0000000   h   t   t   p   s   :   /   /   f   e   e   d   b   a   c   k
0000020   .   a   l   i   e   x   p   r   e   s   s   .   c   o   m   /
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0000100   =   1   9   3   2   1   2   8   8   3  nl

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>>61820846
>>61820865

>>61821085
it's (you)

>>61820819
>nigga cant into links
https://feedback.aliexpress.com/display/detail.htm?ownerMemberId=193212883&memberType=buyer

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>>61821203
Thinking about those cheap glasses and the other models in that store

I want a good <15$ scissor switches (or any silent keyboard). Any suggestions?

If a open a dispute, the only way to get my money back is tru paypal? Its been 2months now and the seller have extended buyers protection twice

>>61819021
wtf is this monitor I like it

I posted awhile ago but for those who are wondering, I got the official KZ bluetooth wire for the ZS3s. Yes they work, and is more than likely worth the purchase. Connects in 2-3 seconds, controls work fine on my iphone.

>>61821751
How long does the battery last, how does the connective module feel against your neck and what do you mean by official?

>>61821778
If you go to KZ's store on Ali, they list that bluetooth cable so I'm just gonna call it official. Battery life is not bad so far, could last a few days or more I'm guessing but I have not used it enough to do so. The module itself is largely out of the way and doesn't bother me at all. The one thing I'm not a huge fan of right now is how the wire hooks behind your ears. Because of the specific way you have to wear and insert ZS3s, I feel like it doesn't do that great of a job securing the bud behind your ears.

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>>61819649
why are chinks so persistent on closing disputes n stuff?

Apparently you can buy bull penis on alibaba without problem, but not alcohol. That stuff's evil.

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tell me about chink wifi routers, /csg/. are they worth it? which one should I get?
is the pic related any good? can you flash one of the open source dd-wrt OSes on it?

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>5.5-inch Full HD
>Helio X23 (bumfucks underpowered SD625)
>Android 7.1.1 Nougat stock (bumfucks buggy, ugly MiUi)
>13MP dual camera
>Dual speakers with Dolby Atmos
>4000mAh battery with quick charging
>3GB of RAM and 32GB storage for $200
>4GB of RAM and 64GB storage for $215

https://www.androidcentral.com/lenovo-k8-note-debuts-india-10-core-cpu-stock-android

When were you when based LENOVO B T F O XIAOSHIT ONCE AGAIN??

>bb-bb-but Zuk is dead!1!
>b-b-but redshit note was supposed to be the chosen one!! it's not fair!!1!!!11

>>61822038
>Mediakek

Does anyone know if the box sets that are selling in this store are fake? I'm not really interested in buying it, but I found the listing when looking at some other stuff.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/David-Bowie-Five-Years1969-1973-Who-Can-I-Be-Now-1974-To-1976-Total-24-CD/139986_32792098020.html

Also, does anyone know if this audio technica branded cartridge is legit? There are listings for an unbranded one floating around too.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Audiotechnica/32820386803.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/genericcart/32740100550.html

>>61815527
Yes, dispute. Don't feel shame in getting cheated; it's not your fault. Dispute it with the site, PayPal/AliPay, and your credit card company if necessary.

>>61822038
I like this one

>>61822038
>Helio X23
lol nope

Is e-commerce the way to go lads?

Uh

Is Alibaba down or something. I'm suddenly getting a 404 error for their website, what the fuck.

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>>61813047
>TFW my posts got deleted and I got a ban for ban evasion
What the fuck?

>>61822754
I think the main page for Alibaba is down. I can only access the site through Women's clothing kek.

>>61822802
>whats wrong with thermal pads?
you should have known /g/ likes their housefires hot

>>61822917
At least someone remembers my posts...

>>61822802
Maybe the NSA thinks you actually ordered plastic explosives.

hit the confirmation deadline on Aliexpress and I have yet to receive the item. sending them a message, but what do after that?

Are the chink SSD's going to die on me in a year?

>>61820127
>yes
"yes" as in that's a house fire?

I received one with my Motherboard for esata bracket and it's p useful.

anyone tried fasttech?
how's the buyer's protection, does it even exist?

>>61822969
>>61822917
I also got my James Donkey keyboard, Ipega red spider, 3d printer, and power bank which I was going to review but if it's just going to get deleted again then mods can suck my shit

what's the difference between these two:
https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10005888/1451614-authentic-sanrenmu-7010luc-sa-stainless-steel

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10001877/7073300-authentic-sanrenmu-7010-stainless-steel-folding

>>61802226
you fucked up because you didn't buy fake Ray Bans for $10. now you have worthless chinkshit that you can't resell for even half of what you paid for them.

>>61801240
I'm tempted to buy this action cam. it's dirt cheap.

what kinds of vids and pics can it take???

anyone have some samples?

>>61823387
i believe dave from eevblog did a small comparison between gopro, the gopro clone (j-something, which ended up being quite good) and one of those. that one is not even 1080p and the quality is like blocky mpeg2 videos from 00's with muffled audio
i dont have the video link bookmarked (or maybe i do but it lacks the proper tags), sorry

>>61823387
>>61823617
fuck me, i need sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-vNo6H5gww&t=10m15s
here you go

>>61823689
>>61823617
Thanks! But it looks like this is NOT the same camera. Dave's camera is 720p and looks different (different lens, housing, doesn't have 1080p logo etc).

I wonder how much different it is.

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I got alphabet letters from AliExpress.

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>>61823740
i am absolutely sure it will produce a video file with 1080 vertical resolution, but that doesnt mean the ccd has the proper pixel density for a clear picture. dont expect more than what is shown on the video. still its $20, any camera for that price is alright

why is aliexpress standard shipping so fucking retarded
some items that are actually heavy, are shipped for free
other light weight items like a comb and a fucking key chain have shipping costs that more than half their actual price

how do we solve this?

>>61823899

Don't be a retard and buy from sellers who charge shipping fee's. The chinese literally do not pay shipping due to international trade agreements

>>61823899
Don't buy from reseller pajeets.

Are sharks micro sd legit?
anyone stress tested the write cycles yet?

>>61813207
>>61813318
this.

>>61823743
Why?
That's one purchase it'd likely be cheaper to get at the dollar store..

>>61823852
hmm.. look at this one:

Photo Resolution: 12M(4032 * 3024), 8M(3264 * 2448), 5M(2592 * 1944)
Video Resolution: (1920 * 1080) 30fps, (1280 * 720) 60fps, (848 * 480) 60fps, (640 * 480) 60fps

that looks different from the Dave's cam. In fact, Dave's cam is the clone of the older model.

>>61823973
post a sample webm once you receive the cam :^)

>>61822038
even with a 4000mah battery that'll still be gone within a day, they're called mediakek for a reason

>>61824038
I haven't bought it yet. I'm hoping OP pasts a sample. I'm not sure if it's old or new clone... if it's old clone, it's pointless to buy & wait 30+ days for shit.

>>61823952
You're late by a year, sharks have been confirmed legit for real long now.

from what websites do you guys shop?
i've ordered only from aliexpress

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>>61823743
Awwww
look how cute he wrote his first words

>>61823952
my shark died after a year

>>61824410
did you feed it?

>>61824444
..no :(

>>61824370
I haven't ordered from them but a lot of people say that dhgate, taobao, ebay and gearbest are good.
Never order from ioffer. I got scammed twice and all stuff there are poor shit quality

>>61824410
Care and maintenance guides online suggest keeping them in salt water but don't you believe it.

>>61824370
Ali, ebay, dx, goybeast. dx cause they sell and ship lighters everywhere. Goybeast only for deals on select items and good boy points.

I want an item on AE
the only listed shipping method is DHL with an astronomical shipping price 121.76$ for a 20$ laptop charger
I contacted the seller and he said that the AliExpress standard shipping is available for my country and it's free, so how can I make the payment for the item with no shipping fee?

>>61823952
>>61824126
>>61824410

I'm planning on getting the 256gb one and plan not to overwrite bits by making it my music library

>buy 1gb of ddr2 memory for mom's facebook machine
>computer gags on it
>amazon seller doesn't care
>amazon doesn't care
>cash would've been better spent as asswipe

Caveat emptor you silly fucks.

>>61824484
>salt water
I think you mean salt/water or as I've recently taken to calling it, salt plus water

>>61823955
I did get other things too
>>61824380
Yeah that one on the bottom part is what you are

can somebody please tell me why pictures on alibaba never load in

i cant actually see any of the damn products without clicking on every individual one

Ordered the camera and the router. Shipping is going to take forever, but you will hopefully get your roots soon.

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>>61824587
That's rude anon

im looking for a small chink laptop to install loonix on
any recommendations?

New thread here
>>61824700
>>61824700
>>61824700
>>61824700

>>61824684
Find an old ass Sony Vaio with a single core CPU for 50 bucks.

>>61823921
>due to international trade agreements
you mean "Chinese Communist Gov't pays the shipping"

>>61824660
You're right I'm sorry about that. I don't know what came over me.

>>61819422
Actually most chink shit is tested with animals, Chinese regulation demands it

just as fyi

>>61824836

>thinks chinese government is communist

The chinese government is a centralized capitalist conglomerate, there is nothing "communist" about it. A juridically backed assembly of capitalist businesses lead the government, in a similar way that the USA government is de facto controlled (that is, it is also governed by capitalist businesses but without legal bindings).

On a side note, communism would be an absence of State, bureaucracy, commodity relations, wages, and money in general, all of which you find in China. Just because you put up red flags doesn't mean you're a communist, in the same way that making wars in the name of democracy doesn't actually make you democratic.

Oh and lastly, the government doesn't pay the shipping, the workers do.

>>61814238
Welcome to the show

"You just got chinked!"