/csg/ Chink Shit General

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r8 programming socks

>>60872198
• Anon gets a silly kitchen gadget he doesn't need. >>60872178

Why didnt you include my fucking lightbulb faggot

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>250 word essay on the opium wars due tomorrow
>can't stop ordering stuff from aliexpress

>>60872178
>AmA ;)
How worried are you they actually sold you some minimum budget masturbation aid for Chinese men?

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pls rember that wen u feel scare or chinked
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is chink alway rember delivery day

I got Mi band 2 today and how do you get it work so it displays whatsapp text? Currently it only shows whatsapp icon.

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What's the cheapest most reliable SATA SSD?

>>60872225
Missed it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• Here's anons fucking bluetooth speaker lightbulb >>60867569

>>60872274
Kingdian

>>60872274
kingspec and kingdian

>>60872241
eat that frog

>>60872289
>kingspec
no

there's always at least one feedback saying "it broke after x months" on kingspec listings

>>60872241
>calc 3 exam on wednesday
>probably gonna spend more time on unchinking my screwdriver set than actually learning

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Any gopniks to give endorsement for this?

>>60872330
go study and when you're done you will feel great
don't listen to your brain listen to me

>>60872330
>>60872365
I'm going to do the same thing

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r8

Bought that Jumper EZBook Pro 3. The TechTablets review isn't as good as this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqAyY0TCGr4

>>60872389
only if you try them on.

>>60872389
Maximum flat/10

>>60872389

will you be my GF(male)?

>>60872389
>fagawt being incapable of lasting 2 minutes without bringing up his gf

>>60872431
>there are trolls on the internet
you don't say

>>60872363
Are you literally incapable of putting your phone down for more than 5 minutes?

>>60872363
the fuck
>>60872389
pics wearing it

>>60872398
>>60872412
>>60872470
But I'm shy ~~

>>60872480
please ~

>>60872431
he's a self-confessed fat beta with a gold digger asian ((((gf)))), of course he'll bring it up every chance he gets

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This is the best chinkphone
Prove me wrong
Pro Tip: You can't

>>60872524
wtf the iphone 7 is based off an chinkphone?

>>60872524
Isn't every smartphone technically a chinkphone at this point?

>>60872524
every tech you own is chinkshit
everyone is chinkshit
you're chinkshit

>>60872490
>he's a self-confessed fat beta
If I was perfect, I wouldn't be on 4chan...

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>>60872469
FYI
>2017-06-11
Is there something wrong to browse "just for you" -tab while taking a shit?

>>60872363

top kek

Any good chinkshit e-ink ebook readers?

>>60872739
Here we go..

>>60872252
>wen day is chink
kek

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>>60872213
And they are already broken

>>60872739
Bought a refurbished Nook but it was meh.

>>60872754
>Not buying darn tuff lifetime warranty
instead getting cheap chink shit

>>60872754
>QW [...] OPU
>A [...] KLOA
What the fuck is that keyboard layout?

>>60872787
Nazi.

>>60872637
>Snacking on the toilet
? ? ? ? ? ?

What to get with the 20$ cupon

>>60872274
Drevo
Can't go wrong

>>60872909
Select coupons are a scam.

anybody have this? how is the quality?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Anime-Figures-Toys-Hatsune-Miku-PVC-Keychain-Keyring-Pendants-Dolls-Kids-Friends-Promotional-Gift-2/32796294642.html

>>60872315
Source? haven't seen that

>>60872524
Sorry m8, that's not the Huawei P10

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Just asking, has anyone used or know about the Ulefone Gemini Pro? Looking at the frequencies it seems like it would work with T-Mobile

>>60872939
Dear friend could you tell why is that
Best regards

>>60873018
It wont get LTE on any US carrier

>>60873066
You have to spend a fuckton for anyone to accept them. Other coupons are almost equally useless. Outside of a few deals like the $0.03 usb cable you basically can't get a good deal with coupons. There's a good chance that if a store has coupons you can probably find the item cheaper elsewhere.

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>>60872833
oh, i thought he meant browsing trough aliexpress on phone and posting here. And no i wouldn't buy shit like that, i just found it hilarious that something you would see on russian shopping channel

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>>60872198
does official flagship store mean official flagship store?

https://rockdirect.aliexpress.com/store/1872645

They powerbanks with lightning input looks nice and Rock is /CHINKSHIT/ approved, but i don't wanna get chinked

zoe always related

>>60873613
>does official flagship store mean official flagship store?
Is there a link to it from the brand's homepage? If not it's probably just another scam.

>>60873463
There already is a russian /csg/ on 2ch

>>60872787
QW...OPÜ
A...KLÖÄ
It's probably Finnish.

>>60874392
No, it's german.

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>>60874357
I know, whats your point?

Anyone found a decent BT speaker with a magnetic base. Need one to put on the tank of my bike.

>>60872524
>cyanogen mod
>no longer exists
LEL

>>60874870
They rebranded to Lineage OS. Nothing else changed.

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What's the best auto-range multimeter, for the lowest price? AKA: /csg/ approved multimeter?

>>60874897
Do you really want to trust your life with chinkshit? Just get a Fluke, m8.

>>60874357
what? do japs buy slavshit?

Where to get fake DW?

>>60875108
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DenzelWashingtonWatch/32634744094.html

Best chinkshit laptop for someone going off to college?

>>60875130
Racisa

>>60874996
No, dvach/двa.ч, not 2channel.

>>60875159
What do you need it for? There's one for $300 or so with half decent specs but nothing for 3d gaming, then there's the xiaomi mi air with midrange specs and midrange pricing.

>>60875189
I don't game. I'm going to be going in as an Archaeology student, but I'm taking a Comp Sci course so as long as it can handle that, word processing, is decently light, and doesn't look cheap, I'm happy.

>>60875194
Jumper EZBook Pro 3 then
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_647765.html

>>60875217
Damn, that looks like a great deal, thanks.

>>60875194
cube thinker i35 is the best current chink laptop in terms of bang for buck.

http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_620996.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HVe2lc1W44

>>60875247
Bit more expensive than the Jumper 3, but I'll look at that review, thanks a lot.

>>60875194
>Archaeology major
I am so sorry.

>>60875282
I come from a family of Archaeologists, I kinda grew up in the environment. Any reason why you're saying that?

>>60875295
Oh. It's kind of a meme major if you aren't already involved in the field, desu. It's on the same tier as majoring in >history.

>>60875278
Well you're getting a 3000x2000 resolution over 1080p resolution, powerful processor, a 256gb SSD, proper integrated graphics, a touch screen and effectively Microsoft Surface specs for a fraction of the price. It's a good deal considering how much it packs into the price even if the price is higher to the EZBook.

>>60875300
You're not wrong, it can be difficult. I'm aiming to be a professor, so I'm kinda bitching out, but it's definitely not a field that's easy or profitable to get into.

>>60875302
Sounds worthwhile to me, especially with that resolution. I'll check it out. Thanks a lot for the help anon.

>>60872274
cheapest is crucial

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What to do?

For some reason my package was sent half way across the country where some lady signed for it.

Confirmation period has time out, but I still can open dispute.

>>60875545
dispute dispute dispute.

ali should be able to step in, especially given the tracking should provide proof that the seller fucked up.

>>60875194
>>60875295
post dinosaur bones when you find them

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>>60874897
Angeng AN8002.

Btw I just bought this off Banggood for 13USD. Just werks. Screen is bright and clear. Auto ranging works well. Comes with a k type thermocouple. It even has a brass thread insert for the screw for the battery compartment. 9.5/10 would recommend. Also this is a compact meter, so it's about that size of your hand

how do you buy stuff from aliexpress safely if alipay was terminated

>>60875714
what

what is the best case/screenprotector for the redmi note 4

>>60875714
Alipay wasn't terminated, only the wallet service was

>>60875714
>>60875748
I use ali all the time and never have saved credit cards to any "wallet"

>>60875622
That paleontology, Anon.

>>60875335
I used to really want to be one when I was a kid. I watched too many Indiana Jones movies and that one Jackie Chan cartoon.

>>60875748
oh, ok

>>60875335
Higher resolution in anything portable that's battery powered is NOT a good thing for normal usage.

>>60875917
Tell that to the Surface or any Macbook Pro post-retina

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What are the "flatest" /shortest ear buds I can buy? I'm looking for a comfortable pair of headphones to wear while I sleep.

I previously had the Baseus Lark earphones, which sit near flush in my ears, are there any another earphones out there that are a similar size?

>>60876184
something like the sennheiser mx 170 or other cheapest shit you can get of sennheisers.

been using them for 10 years to listen to podcasts while sleeping and they always last 3-4 years. only around 10€

>>60876184
>vacuum sealing your ears all night

This can't be good for them

>>60876184
Wouldn't the shape of something like KZ ZS3 negate the size?

How bad of an idea is it to buy a Chinese embedded celeron motherboard form gearbest for a pfsenes box?

Im Looking at a 65$ N3150 + mobo. 6w tdp, quad core, it has a PCI slot for a nic, and most importantly the cpu supports aes-ni. So far this is the cheapest cpu/mobo I found that supports aes.

Received some shit today:
- Good quality NATO strap - according to an anon here it's the OEM strap that most other online stores sell
- Red orings for mech kb. Makes blue switches bearable now. Waiting for key puller still.
- glass screen protector for RN3P. Same as the one I have now. Why is it so hard to find one with decent oleophobic coating? The ones I bought seem like arse in touch smoothness
- meme socks someone recommended here (the really colourful ones). They seem good. Will buy more.

>>60875545
>gf c
Plz be my chinese gf

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>>60876355
They fall out, or I unconsciously yank them out.
>>60876184
no. If the headphones protrude any significant amount out of my ear, they are going to applying a great deal of pressure on my ears.

I think I found a replacement.

>>60876412
You can apply the oleophobic coating yourself.

>>60876551
Would silicone spray be fine?

>>60876412
I'm interested in the socks. Link?

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>>60876412
>no photos

>>60876618
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-Tide-Brand-Happy-Socks-Gradient-Color-Paragraph-summer-Style-Pure-Cotton-Stockings-Men-s-Knee/32514431820.html
There are cheaper sellers though

>>60876770
>1.67/pair
These better be some really good socks.

>>60876789
Indeed, why are they so expensive? And they're from China, too.

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>tfw I can't find a wallet I like

All I want is one with:
>ID window
>coin storage
>can fit canadian bills
>durable / real leather

>>60877023
Crazy Horse
Cowather

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Product: Qshave Double Edge Safety Razor
Price: $6.98
Link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/razor/32791325508.html

Pros: Premium build, decent included blades, works very well
Cons: Slippery handle when wet

Full review:
I was annoyed with the cost of Gillette blades and how fast they dulled so I bought into the double edge razor meme, picking up this razor since I read somewhere it's essentially a carbon copy of a premium razor. Traditional double edge blades are cheap as fuck and shaving is supposedly more fun, but the process takes a bit to get used to and you'll probably nick yourself a few times. I recommend watching a few tutorials.

I read somewhere that the best way to practice double edge shaving is to shave your dick first; you'll be more careful since you don't want to cut your dick and if you do no one will see it anyway because you're a virgin loser. I was really impressed with how well the razor handled thicc hair compared to multi-blades, especially since I used the sus included blades. Overall, great shave; razor had a nice heft to it and the adjustable feature was nice.

However, the handle is completely smooth, so that means it's a bit slipper when it's wet and you have shaving cream on your fingers. Careful, bois

Great buy, would recommend if you're shaving on a budget.

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>>60872480
>>60872488
>>60872398
Kill yourself.

>>60877023
>coin storage
You're looking for a purse, m8

Anyone have experience with chinese vapes? Pens and otherwise? Are they even safe?

>>60875737
I haven't received it yet, but I bought this yesterday based on a recommendation of a fellow /csg/ fag.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4/32804054272.html

I'd be interested to see what case people use on their Redmis.

>>60876184
Ment 5x

>>60877151

yes

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>>60877208
I'm using pic related with my Redmi Note 3 Pro.

I like the "rugged" design and it's actually pretty tough, you know for its main purpose which is protecting the damn phone.

>>60876184
Vivo XE-800s

what are the highest quality earbuds for the lowest possible price? we're talkin less than $50 here

think i saw a thread once that mentioned xiaomi's piston series but idk. help me out here buds

>>60877357
eiosai x6

>>60877357
The Piston 3 were good, didn't like the Hybrids don't remember why and haven't tested the new Hybrid Pros so no opinion there.

>>60877357
Remax 610D
Boarseman KR49i
MEMT X5
Tennmak Crazy Cello
HLSX 808
Sendiy M2

>>60877357
https://audiobudget.com/leaderboard/iem

>>60877104
I got one of these and it's great. Possibly the highest quality chinkshit knockoff I've ever bought.
I agree about the slippery handle, but otherwise I have no complaints.
Be careful though. It's heavy for a razor, and that weight will fuck your shit up if you slip.
I've noticed I'm less likely to get razor burn and pay more attention to what I'm doing when I use a DE over a cartridge.

>>60875670
Do you know of any true rms ones?

>tfw I want some speakers that aren't bullshit tiny one
>no desktop audio monitors in the infographic or wiki
I know there are some good chink monitors that aren't in ear there.

>>60877852
Nope.

>>60877855
Seriously? After looking for some generic search terms couldn't find anything that looked good. Fuck me.

>>60877023
What was the name of those minimalist wallets wich came in differents colors?

>>60872258
It doesn't show text.
I think it even can't, 'cuz not enough pixels.

I know many IEMs can compete with 100$ ones, but can over ears headphones compete with something like the ATH-M40/50?

>>60877852
as much as I know you don't want to leave the house, your best bet for good speakers is going to be craigslist.

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I bought my senfer 4in1 but they arrived with the wrong color and with the jack bented, should I open a dispute?

>>60877993
You should probably work on that calcium deficiency first.

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So, just got the Mi 5. In just a few words I'm going to say that, GPS WORKS.
International version from GB (white 64GB model), shit works on stock (first thing I did after initial setup) version was 8.1.2.0, tested on GMaps / Uber. Then I upgrade to 7.0 (8.2.2.0) without a clean install (EDL/Fastboot) thru the updater app. Everything still working.
Now tested on a bunch of apps (uber, gmaps, pogo, tinder, happn) for the last 8 hours. However, I do have whatever shit appears on first setup on (gps enhanced by google or something like that). Tested this shit the entire day, seems fine to me.
Got already on global stable, not any retarded chink/vendor rom like those other people.
Also, fingerprint scanner works fine, shit is fast and works on the very first attempt. EVERY TIME.
Plus, OIS works on photo too, not only video.
Bands: 1900Mhz 2G, 2100Mhz 3G, 2600Mhz 4G. Stock test (pic) had no SIM.

Fuck, I read so much shit about this phone and everything just works as intend. Fuck those people.

>>60877993
Drink some milk negro

>>60878008
huehuehue sopa de delicia etc etc

>>60878008
>Brazilian

How are the girls over there

>>60878015
>Drinking milk over the age of 2
>Falling for dairy industry lies

>>60877128
Not him but you need space for the toonies m8

>>60878027
Don't tell me you're one of those vegans

>>60878033
>Falling for the vegan meme
lol

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>>60878022
bretty gud

>>60878069
It doesn't count when they're photoshopped to look like Barbie dolls.

>>60878069
>no tan lines

They lied to me

>>60878080
Hard to get tanlines when you stay inside taking selfies and putting through photoshop every single day.

>>60878080
Oh, those are mostly common when we talk about hookers, not women looking for something in relationship apps.
https://pastebin.com/xXxJPvTS
NSFW

>>60876184
Xiaomi Piston Air

>>60872213
Those are just regular socks.

>>60877962
Anyone?

>>60872213
Like the other anon pointed, those aren't prom socks man sorry, you should open a dispute.

>>60877962
Ez
ISK HD9999
Edifier H850

>>60878340
>prom
fuck I need sleep.

>>60878344
Many thanks.

>>60877962
>>60878333
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TWFM-DIY-QC3-HiFi-Big-Gaming-Headphones-for-PC-Subwoofer-Computer-Headset-Stereo-Earpiece-Universal-Wired/32524339754.html

>>60872198
>After one month of use this ZUK Z2 stops charging
Lol clearly a false flaag

Original Zuk Z2's are known to be very reliable. This is not an original Zuk Z2, probably a Redmi plant.

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>>60877104
>>60877699

I got this safety razor 2 weeks ago on Aliexpress for $12 it came with 10 blades which are ok. I've used it a lot and have never cut myself, unlike a cheap $3 safety razor I got before this one. The handle is nice, long and textured I've never lost my grip even with soapy hands I like the matte finish.

The Dorco blades it came with are not as good as some Schick I can get locally but are much much cheaper in bulk and get the job done, I liked them enough that I plan to buy a pack 100 blades for $9 sounds good.

>>60877104
I remember watching some reviews on that adjustable safety razor apparently is kinda easy to cut yourself with it. How can I get such clean Aliexpress links?

Hey /csg/, /o/tist here. Looking for some automotive accessories for my car. Looking mainly at key chains, stickers, air fresheners, and exhaust tips. Any suggestions would be great.

Leeco Cool 1 or Redmi Note 4X?
-Cool 1
upcoming Nougat (according to some sites, leeco.re, 4pda)
SD652
4060mAh (10 hours according to techtablet)
good audio (according to devicespecifications)
Decent camera (according to techtablet)
type-C
-$135 (Goldway)
Cons No SD Card

Redmi Note 4X
- Marshmallow MIUI (Nougat if Lineage but shittier camera and audio, according to xda forums)
- SD card
- 4100mAh (14hours according to techtablet)
-SD625 (weaker SoC)
- $148 (Eternal, Kimovil is broken, it lists 16gb price for 32gb units)
Cons
- Bad camera (techtablets)
- average audio (xda)

Which one?
Was looking at the Le Max 2 but it seems it won't hit $170 or lower again.

>>60878464
Cigarette lighter usb chargers. Dash cams. I have a bag of chink 'activated coal' air freshener not sure if it does anything. Replece the interior bulbs with leds. if your car has a double din head unit you can replace one of them with a storage compartment.

Also running chink brake pads. Kek

>>60878464
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GOLD-and-SILVER-Coat-of-arms-car-body-metal-sticker-Russian-Eagle-Decal-Decoration/32789934615.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Funny-Vinyl-Car-Stickers-and-Decals-Window-Wiper-Rear-Windshield-Decor-Car-Styling-For-BMW-VW/32747117590.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Customize-car-vinyl-cut-decal-sticker-girl-jane-car-motorcycle-car-stickers-reflective-stickers/870390283.html

>>60878489
>>60878489
I'd personally buy the Hatsune Miku green but it has micro usb so that's a minus.

>>60878464
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-7-Color-Flexible-Car-Styling-RGB-LED-Strip-Light-Atmosphere-Decoration-Lamp-Car-Interior-Light/32785985368.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Can-Cutting-4Pcs-Lot-60cm-Waterproof-Light-335-60-SMD-Side-Shine-Car-Flexible-LED/32254089134.html

>>60878464
Get some EL wire. That shit can look cool. LED strips as well.

Microfiber cleaning cloths (Harbor Freight has them cheap too). A squeegee to prevent water stains on the windows after washing. Hydrophobic glass coating (rain x) It really makes a difference.

Rain guards. Additional phone/cup holder. Aux to radio converter. MP3 player. Trashcan.

Small toolkit for roadside repairs. Mylar blanket. Flares. Flashlights. Rubber plug style flat repair. Jumper cables.

>>60878494
>>60878496
>>60878542
>>60878586
Thanks for the suggestions. I realized there is a lot more on here than I thought. Should I bite the bullet and get some chink pleather? It can't be good, but is better than my current arm rest.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Car-Armrest-Cover-Pad-Console-Arm-Rest-Pad-For-Mitsubishi-ASX-Lancer-Pajero-Sport-Outlander-Honda/32718557903.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10178_10136_10137_519_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10062_10114_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10182_10059_303_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10096_10123_10189_10052_10053_10142_10107_142_10050_10051-10152_10102,searchweb201603_13,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=49b23c53-aec8-42b7-a867-2b4840908b0a&algo_expid=e4c812ee-a316-41f0-9452-1828db51e7fd-25&algo_pvid=e4c812ee-a316-41f0-9452-1828db51e7fd

I think we should take a moment to thank the vapists who have brough the price of lithium down.

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>>60875563
>>60875545
Nevermind it came today in the post. Seems they have me a tracking number that as for a different person.

It's a Jet beam micro aaa flashlight. The torch is very bright and easily disappears into a pocket.

>>60878710
You better apologize.

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Compared to its AA bigger brother, the micro is significantly brighter in all modes, very low, medium and high, even though the AA model is rated to 150 lumens and use the same type of LED. The micro has a nice diffused beam, while the AA has a focused spot. The AA model is also capable of taking a 14500 lithum battery that pushes the lumens to 450, but I haven't tested this. Overall I would highly recommend the AAA micro model.

>>60877781
You have to go with UNI T then.

>>60878619
Why stop there?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2Piece-Free-Shipping-Sheepskin-Car-Seat-Covers-black-Patchwork-Skin-Not-Cap-faux-fur/32241773717.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GSPSCN-Universal-Quality-Soft-Silk-Velvet-Car-Seat-Covers-Set-cushion-For-Front-Back-Seat-Chair/32733372626.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-PC-Australia-sheepskin-car-seat-covers-real-fur-cute-car-interior-accessories-cushion-styling-winter/32477136342.html

>>60878619
For cheap dashcams, you can't go wrong with these ones

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-Original-Novatek-GS8000L-Full-HD1920x1080P-Car-Camera-Recorder-2-7-inch-LCD-G-Sensor/32537515837.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ANSTAR-3-inch-Car-Camera-full-hd-1080p-video-recorder-car-DVR-with-two-cameras-night/32797103143.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Upgrade-International-Edition-Xiaomi-YI-Smart-Car-DVRs-camera-Wifi-wireless-Xiaoyi-ADAS-dvr-Camera-Dash/32804684244.html

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Got my first chink flashlight, Cree 2000. Build quality is excellent and the light is very bright and comfortable to adjust. Its also very small, cheap and cute. Would recommend.

>>60878464
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Most-useful-car-shit-for-the-backseat/32733523625.html

Can I get prescription glasses on aliexpress?

>>60872281
>LED RGB lightbulb bluetooth speaker

I'm curious, is the sound quality and volume on these things actually any better than what you get on your average phone?

I'm seriously asking. My experience is that my phone's speaker is mostly just as good or better than all the $5-10 Bluetooth speakers. It starts to get worth it once you go up to $30-50. I just can't imagine that a lightbulb with a speaker slammed on to it sounds any better than what you already have no a phone.

>>60878964
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32608079349.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2/32695428046.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3/32695428046.html

>>60878489
Snapdragon 625 costs more to produce and it's definitely better than the 652.

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Do i want a dick in my ear?

>>60879065
>▶
mmmmm

>>60869806
Where have you bought that? I bought mine a year ago for 4~5€
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1sets-New-Arrival-USB-Logic-Analyze-24M-8CH-MCU-ARM-FPGA-DSP-debug-tool/32246802326.html
Haven't used it since I broke a circuit while probing it a few months ago. Totally my fault and not the device, but, fuck.

>>60872389
I love fucking my gf when she is wearing that.

>>60878008
I really like my Mi5 (128GB ceramic); that said, after 6 months it died overnight. I could plug it into a PC and it'd connect as Qualcomm EDL so I tired flashing via EDL, but all the attempts I tried ended up with write failed. I've sent mine back to China and hope that (if I ever get it back) it lasts a long lifespan because it's really nice to use.

I am worried that the UFS2.0 flash in the Mi5 might be shit. Hopefully I just got a bad unit and I'll get a replacement.

>>60879172
I've owned many Xiaomi phones and have never had a problem despite doing a lot of flashing on them. Did you take care of it properly?

>>60879172
My Doogee Shoot 1 lasted longer than that. I'm buying a Doogee Mix because of its reliability

>>60877593
IEM <> earbuds

VE monks are fine for earbuds

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http://en.miui.com/thread-639487-1-1.html

Holy fuck miforum is autistic af

>>60879647
all those awards or whatever really shits up the formatting

>>60877898
>not enough pixels.
WRONG, https://youtu.be/AbC89zZtypo. Official software doesn't have those features

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Ordered this shit on the 2nd of June. Fucking chinks, reeee.

>>60879925
kanker

what's the best way to chink the chinks for giving me a fake tracking number?

>>60879951
claim it never showed up and get a refund

>>60879951
give them bad review

Any chink thing to fight the summer temperatures?
Its not even july and we are at 40c already
That meme fans actually werks?

>>60879939
Not even dutch.

>>60878785
Link?

i currently have a very beat up htc one m8, im sick of needing to carry a charger all day as well as the screen always bugging out.
would Oukitel K6000 be (2gb version) be a good upgrade?

>>60880107
>Mediatek
No, get a Redmi Note 4 or a Zuk Z2. Two days+ of battery life and better performance/rom support.

>>60880107
I decided to go for Mi 5, should be arriving this week
t. one m8 user

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Any chink shit that'll make me more confident?

>>60880239
>lowering pants
>not just using your pants' fly

>>60880239
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Classic-Diving-Series-Mechanical-Watches-Waterproof-Steel-Stainless-Brand-Luxury-Watch-Men/529025_32808649435.html

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Just got my fake rolex, I'm looking so damn good now

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>>60880239
www.aliexpress.com/item/A/32694425158.html

>>60880239
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-Suspenders-MA1-Bomber-Jackets-Men-Brand-Hip-Hop-Kanye-West-Bombers-Mens-Thick-Jackets-And/32735110544.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Full-Grain-leather-Men-Boots-Plus-Size-New-style-Handmade-Warm-Men-Winter-Shoes-Lace-Up/32727981021.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-2015-new-geometric-print-jeans-Male-fashion-slim-elastic-thin-denim-pants-Long-trousers/32399556735.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/High-Fashion-Square-Mens-Sunglasses-Brand-Designer-Unisex-Gold-Metal-Frame-Male-Sun-Eyewear-Quality-Gradient/1824596_32709079229.html

>>60880278
Do you have fist bones?

>>60880278
Did that brown mitten come with the watch?

>>60880278
fatass

>>60880239
>Only lowers pants enough to stick his penis out
Is he supposed to drop them to his ankles?

>>60880239
balisong
>kind of like a fidget spinner
>can be used to stab people if you get too uncomfortable

>>60880278
I wear those when I'm about to pull something out of the oven

Redpill me on chink sunglasses/fake raybans, do they have proper UV protection?

The russians seem to like chinkshit and leave a lot of positive reviews

>>60880340
Buy two pairs, hand one to somebody you know but don't care about. If he isn't blind at the end of the summer they're probably safe.

>>60878008
>testing outside
It won't work inside your car. it loses signal and recalculates every 30 seconds.

>>60880278
Doraemon?

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>>60880278
>I posted it again!

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>>60880278

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Anyone knows where I can get these watch straps?

>>60878008
Just bought one of these yesterday. Look forward to getting it. I wonder how long it will take to get to Australia. Gearbest was the seller.

>>60880517
if that is a fake nomos, link
looks way nicer than the shit one most people here post

>>60880595
It's a Rodina, it won't be cheap.

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Morning /g/

I'm trying to increase the production value of my podcast and audio quality could definitely be improved. I've been using a shitty £8 headset from Amazon for a few months, whilst it's fine for gaming, it's not exactly fit for this purpose.

Would I be better off buying a XLR mic and phantom power setup or just succumbing to the Blue Jew and buying a omnidirectional Snowball?

Any recommendations on mics as well, would be appreciated.

>>60880597
oh shit, I didn't even read the dial
you could easily have called me a retard, thanks for being nice and reading for me

>>60880595
>>60880597
Yea not sure if that's a fake Rodina in the pic or not but I have a fake Nomos

https://guangzhouwatch.aliexpress.com/store/2665074

>>60880239
I cant even use a urinal, I always have to use a stall to pee. I've tried, but nothing simply comes out.

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>>60880329
Absolutely

>>60880627
seems like you have Paruresis

try looking into different breathing methods exactly designed for these kind of problems
http://paruresis.org/breath-hold/

>>60880617
those are the not so nice ones I mentioned

>>60880648
yeah sadly

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Why people arent shilling le eco cool 1?

Original Letv Cool 1 Dual Leeco Coolpad Cool1 Snapdragon 652 Mobile Phone 3GB RAM 32GB 5.5" FHD 13MP Dual Cameras Fingerprint I

http://s.aliexpress.com/a6ZjYzQB

>>60880628
I was at a ball game on Monday. You can always tell who the cucks are in the bathrooms because they go to the stalls to pee while everyone else pees into the trough urinal with the giant blocks of ice.

>>60880663
dead company

>>60880663
I've always been nervous of chink phones after a gf bought one about 6 years ago. Java powered pos with a TV antenna and flimsy feeling case.

I'm due to upgrade my G4 though, are chinky phones really as good as they look now?

>>60880603
I would go with an audio interface and maybe a bm800 for £5 on ebay. Alternatively you could get a behringer mic or something like that. That way you can always upgrade to a nicer mic.

>>60880677
Yes, Xiaomi, Zuk (rip), Leeco (slowly dying) are all great to decent choices.

>>60880645
>seems like you have Paruresis
Yeah I know. I've heard about the breathing stuff helping, but it's just feels so awkward standing there in front of the urinal holding your breath with your dick in your hand. I know it'd get better if I kept trying at it but usually it's just easier to use the stall.

>buying anything but a global redmi note 4

Its like you want to waste more time making your phone work than using it

I guess you are linux users

>>60879925
I got a package stuck since the 6th. Tracking says it arrived to my country but I haven't heard from it.

>>60880531
> I wonder how long it will take to get to Australia. Gearbest was the seller.
The shipping times listed on their homepage tend to be somewhat accurate, at least when delivering within Europe.

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>>60880715
Thanks anon

Would something like this be suitable, or do I bite the bullet and drop £100 on a Focusrite interface?

>>60879666
use some browser extensions to fix it

>>60880811
Some people recommend the um2. Some say the umc202 is worth the extra few dollars. Not sure about the one you linked.

>>60880816
I would rather not use the xiaomi forums

>>60880823
Ah, the one I posted doesn't have 48v.
Umc202 is £77 on Amazon which is doable.

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>>60880663
Because those bezels are thicker than my penis.

>>60874978
>trust your life
These aren't for industrial work. Anyone who would use a chink multimeter for heavy work deserves what will happen to them.

>>60878445
You just delete everything after .html and replace everything between "item" and the numbers with whatever you want.

e.g. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hi-csg/32791325508.html

>>60877699
Definitely noticed the weight at first, gave it a premium feel but I can see how it can give you slightly less control. I find if I lather up my face with my other hand I can avoid gripping it with wet hands.

>>60880842
Sorry, I meant umc22 vs um2. I'm not sure about the difference between the umc22 and umc202hd. Umc2 and um2 almost cost the same though.

>>60880892
Ok thanks, phew would prefer to divert some funds towards the mic. Might've skimped if interface was £77

Is there a cheaper phone than the Redmi 4A that has an equivalent snapdragon processor? The redmi 4A is only $93.99.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Global-Vesion-Xiaomi-Redmi-4A-4-A-32GB-ROM-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-425-Quad-Core-CPU/32799447796.html

>>60880933
No, almost everything under $100 has Mediatek

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>>60880861
You can buy tempered glass to hide the bezels if you're really that autistic about penises.

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>>60880670
Not really. Coolpad may have been bought by LeEco but they're more alive than the parent company.

They have a closed beta of their home brewed JUI based on Android 7.1.1 and also closed beta of LeEco's own EUI 5.9.

Also their up high on Antutu's performance per cost graph.

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>buy chink shit they said

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>>60881301
Let's fix this

>>60881311
Make sure it's off at the breaker and check it with your chink multimeter.

>>60880811
The focusrite is better for music production, because their preamps sounds good. If you just want to podcast, go for the Xenyx, it will do the job.

>>60881301
Only buy certified /csg/ Quality™ items.

>>60881311
make sure to make your fork and hand wet for maximum grip

>>60881395
No phantom power on the xenyx tho

>>60880992
>Mediatek
Yeah, an it's pretty unfortunate. Many of these low budget phones would be salvageable if you could put Lineage or AoSP on them. Good enough for people over 50 who just want whatsapp.

Is the Redmi 4 X a decent phone?

>>60881453
Buy the note you cheap bastard

>>60881453
Not really. Zuk Z2 if fat better value.

can you hear shit through your helmet though?

>>60881479
>2017
>Buying a 5.5" brick
Ayyyy

>>60881413
>if you could put Lineage or AoSP on them
I don't know about other manufacturers but Oukitel's phones come with almost completely stock android

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>>60878419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_YT54ncmiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30-TT0VgRVE

>>60881505
Support tends to be pretty shoddy across the board when it comes to android manufacturers, unfortunately. Most of them stop support the second the model is out of the official stores. My old Desire HD from 2010 got Cyanogen security updates until the end of 2016 while HTC never bothered to even update the device from android 2.3.

I wouldn't buy an android phone without a decent rom out on xda-developers at this point.

>>60881479
my hands are too tiny

>>60878419
>Zuk is known to be very reliable
>bad reviews all over the Z2 page on Amazon India

There's a reason Zuk got shut down you underage /pol/fag.

>>60881583
I come from a 4.5 phone and I'm a manlet and I LOVE my 5.5 phone

>>60881395
>>60881402
The listing says it's a Phantom powered amp, but only 12v so therefore can't be. I'm confused by that.

>>60881601
Ask Comfy on the /csg/ discord, he's the BM-800/phantom power guy around here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlkiN62XsXE

>>60881601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht5g1UFpylE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15xcrMaTs4

>>60881527
Compared to Redmi Note 4X problems, the Zuk Z2 problems seems minute.

Is buying a Le Max 2 still worth it?

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>>60881587
Wow

>>60881755
>Trusting a pajeet with electronics
Is anybody really surprised something like that would happen?

>>60881755
>buying any Lenovo consumer electronics

>>60876184
>>60876422
Got you familia.
http://www.aproear.co.uk/my-top-5-and-recommendations/

What chink shit would be good for Hebo contests? What could you weaponize into a lean, mean, inferior fighting machine?

>>60881844
>What could you weaponize into a lean, mean, inferior fighting machine?
Do they sell Chinks on aliexpress?

>>60881853
Probably

>>60880461
Danish?

>>60881793
>Is anybody really surprised something like that would happen?
No, it is a ZUK after all

>>60881875
Hm, really makes you think

>>60880517
Leather from china is garbage. Milanese / shark mesh is pretty gud though.

>>60880595
Good stuffs has it (both) sterile and smaller.

>>60881755
Are you serious?
Indians can't be trusted, they always complain so they can get discounts. The number of trustworthy pajeets are smaller than the number of toilets in Mumbai.

>>60881993
He probably showed the charger into an high voltage outlet or something equally retarded.

>>60881875
No. Some anon called him out on posting that for (You)s some threads back, he just flipped the same picture and posted it again.

>>60882099
It's also been posted in /wt/ every now and then for months.

Recomendations for 16850 chargers / rechargable batteries?

get a meme glasses cleaner for 1 cent. they actually work pretty fine.
http://www.gearbest.com/sunglasses-sports-glasses/pp_208077.html
coupon code: GBNL001

>>60882379
>tfw no free shipping option anymore
oh well, even at $0.19 it's still worth it

The mere fact that Redmi Note4X does not have a Type C usb makes it undesirable for me.

>>60881755
If they dont even know how to use toilet properly how do you think they use their phones

>>60882415
too bad, there was free shipping for me.

>>60882415
I've just bought 2 on eBay for 0.99p including postage. Not setting up a Gearbest account.

So do you guys just sit around talking about what unnecessary garbage you've bought from chinks every single day?

>>60882425
Nice blog post, anon. Wish I could upboat you. Have a (you) instead.

>>60882445
(You)

>>60882445
P-pretty much, yeah. Why are you so hostile? H*ck off.

>>60882445
Go to bed Ausposter

>>60882425
Strange because I have every other usb cable around but a Type C. So for me any device with Type C usb is undesirable.

>>60882468
I bet he's a leaf.

>>60874441
perkele

>>60878710
>>60878785
I have a Jetbeam RRT-01 rotary control light on its way right now.

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>>60882445

New thread >>60882550

>>60880737
Try training when there's nobody else around.
t. still can't pee in front of other people (but at least finally learnt to fart and shit comfortably in public toilets)

>>60879149
I make her take it off before I fuck her