In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon
>Discord link
https://discord.gg/JttUHDZ
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
>Chink Shit Infographic
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
>News
• Anon gets a watch strap for his F91W >>60693732
• Useful Gearbest coupons of a bunch of Xiaomi phones, the Vernee Thor E, a FuriBee FPV quadcopter for $40 >>60693750
• Anon rates a bunch of chinese earbuds, hates the EIAOSI X6 >>60694170 >>60694240
• Anon gets a wood wrist rest and Poker 1 from AliExpress >>60694391
• Anon worries putting foam eartips on his Zircons will make him deaf >>60695906
• Anon reviews the Cabbage One a €50 smartphone >>60697414
• Anon just got his Redmi Note 4X >>60697758 I recommend this screen protector for it >>60698753
• I also review a pair of stainless steel chopsticks from IRONX >>60699193
• Anon gets his iWork1X and posts some early thoughts >>60701997
• Anon receives a TENS unit, plans on using it for some sensual shit >>60702170 >>60702551
• Yet another plant update >>60706202 >>60706215 >>60706261
Previous thread >>60693630
first for being nice to your chink
second for bullying chinks
>>60707188
So is the Bagelmeme back?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Classic-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Mens-Mechanical-Watch-Bracelet-Fashion-Male-Clocks-Elegant/32799785658.html
Has Oukitel been forgiven?
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Official-Oukitel-U11-Plus-Android-7-0-Mobile-Phone-MTK6750T-Octa-Core-4G-RAM-64G-ROM/2344260_32808153624.html
>>60707258
Bagel's back, stock up on bagelnauts to sell for $90 each on WUS now.
Ali just nerfed their card flipping game. Now you get 2+3 coins instead of 2+5 all the time.. fucking chinks, I swear.
>>60707258
Does it worth? Is it accurate?
What about water resistance, can I dive with it?
Should I buy one or better get a Seiko.
>>60707412
>does it worth?
C-cute.
Why is China so based?
>>60707641
mr ma is that you?
>redmi note 4 global charger already failing me within a week
I've been using iFucks my entire life, what kind of charger does this thing is? Can I just buy a generic Android charger?
Got my stuff in today, the cheapo fidget spinner is still somewhere between china and here but we've had enough of those that I don't think anyone will give a shit.
First up, two new metal puzzles and a brass pen. The metal puzzles (1.3 euro) are a mantis and a beetle. Haven't had the time to put them together yet, but I added in the Tiger 1 I got a while ago to give an idea what they're like. The brass pen (1.73 euro) is a nice surprise. I didn't expect much, but it's nicely made and it comes with a decent gel ink refill. Also came with a small black pouch that I've already managed to misplace.
>>60707696
>what kind of charger does this thing is?
Chink chargers with no qc cause they don't have to provide warranty anyway?
>android charger
Oh, anon. There is no such thing.
>>60707780
Second part of stuff.
The little glasses cleaner (0.36 euro) is allright. It cleans kinda well, though I doubt the microfiber parts will last a long before they're too dirty to clean well. Still, for its price it works.
The Do Nothing Club cap (4.06 euro) is real good. Fabric is nice and soft and the embroidery is pretty good. I still have to snip off a few errant strands and clean up the dust and shit, but it looks like it's going to clean up well. Worth noting is that it came packaged in some kind of inflated bag, so it didn't get smooshed and deformed during shipping. Thanks, chinaman.
Last up is the Little Red Book. Print is a nice quality and it has some pictures of mao at the beginning of the book. Translation seems pretty okay too, haven't noticed any engrish. I think the cover looks nice as well, though the vinyl material it's made of stank to high heaven when it just arrived. I put it near an open window for a day or so and now it's mostly worn off.
>>60707412
Yes
Yes
And Yes
But best to follow >>60707322
>>60707258
Well fuck me
They restricted it to 5 pieces per customer
?
>>60707696
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Qualcomm-Quick-Charge-3-0-2-0-Ugreen-USB-Charger-Smart-Fast-Mobile-Phone/32723120029.html
>>60708069
well is it 25° or not
>>60707247
Bully me instead c:
Is there an updated guide on Chinkphones?
Have a 2 year old HTC M9 that's still doing well, but I fancy a change.
Looking to spend about $250, but the guide hasn't been updated in months.
>>60708173
See: >>60707268
If you are looking for Snapdragon, only the Xiaomi MI5, ZTE Blade V8 & Huawei G9 Plus fit your desc
>>60708173
Huawei Nova
>>60708173
Check the infographic, it's not a perfect guide but it's more up to date than the wiki
My cheapo handheld famiclone (FC Pocket) still didn't arrive today.
Good news is though my shipping status updated today. It's arrived in destination country and got pass customs and has been handed over to I assume Royal Mail.
So it will be tomorrow I'll get it hopefully.
If not I'll likely miss the delivery on Monday or Tuesday and have to pick it up Wednesday.
All in all fast shipping so far from china to UK. About 12 days or so since I ordered it that it came here (assuming it does arrive tomorrow). Well under the 20-40 days they project.
Anyone else using p.o. box for receiving their chink shit?
I noticed plenty of people on ebay have automatic settings to refuse sending stuff to p.o. boxes, but I found a way to write the address that manages to pass through the filters.
I'm testing with some dirty cheap stuff, let's see if it really works.
Seriously, why would a seller refuse p.o. boxes? the shipping has no courier service, I don't need to sign anything, the postman usually just throws it in my open box of the condo where I live, anyone entering or exiting the building can steal your shit, sometimes the packages are too thick they don't even enter the condo's boxes, the postman just leaves them outside above them.
I'd rather have it stay at the post office in a private box, that cost me an organ too, and retire it later whenever I want.
>>60707696
You sure it's not the cable?
>>60708069
It's hot outside, maybe the delivery van was parked under the scorching sun for some time before it arrived to you.
Have you opened it yet?
>>60694753
Sauce?
>>60708419
>The law says only the United States Postal Service may deliver to post office boxes. Also, if the package needs to be signed for, a PO box cannot do this.
Source: A reddit post I found through two seconds in Google.
Need recommendations on good quality pick lock kit. Pls halp.
>>60708069
>>60708140
>>60708533
P neat despite I look like a Colombian drug dealer with.
>>60708591
That was within my calculations.
I'll just cross my fingers and wait.
I couldn't find any cute low cut socks on any of the chink sites, so I just went with ribbons instead. Bought a sewing kit as well so I can learn how to make cute hair ribbons.
>>60708796
>look like a Colombian drug dealer with.
That's a dank look tbqh.
I got a pair of glasses coming for me too, pic related.
It was around 15 bucks.
>>60708796
Link?
>>60708796
plata o plomo
>>60708885
Looks like the offer isn't available anymore. Even the shop went completely 404. Is it true that Aliexpress doesn't want people selling counterfeited products?
>>60708880
Noice
King reviewer of chink mechanical watches youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/rgc85/videos
In french if there's any verbal communcation at all.
got my zircons 3 weeks later, they're bretty gud for 7 bucks.
>>60707846
link to glasses cleaner?
I have a bag strap I'd like to put some metal pins/badges on, anybody found some nice ones?
Recieved my JBMMJ-8600's today. Got them on Banggood from a EU warehouse. Shipped in a week, fast as fuck.
Overall they're pretty good, especially considering the price (only €4). Bass could've been deeper, but oh well, I didn't expect any better.
Balance is fine enough.
Would recommend them for cheap fucks like me.
>>60709443
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/clean/32791418022.html
there you go, senpai. Going to put the links to the other stuff here too, for those who are interested.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/littleredbook/32681913584.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/metal puzzles/32798006012.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Donothingclub/32797962529.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/brasspen/32621582197.html
>>60707350
it was never good.
t. 5k coin hoarder
>chinks get stuff shipped and in country in less than a week
>Americans immediately lose both packages
Pack it up boys the empire is dead. Chinks are the future.
>>60709827
W-well, I was profiting on it. Only started recently so I barely have any coins. Don't know what to use them on anyway now that the good coupons are gone.
>>60709928
Not going to lie
But you get better service, cheaper prices, better products and
ridiculous amts of diversity on Taobao, not to mention faster shipping times
>>60709928
Has there been any doubt recently? S-stay cucked, stupid amerifatlus.
>>60709955
literally put an alarm on my phone for 9.58 so i can try to get a 1c item. But they are gone in a second will see if manege to get one soon.
>>60709982
How long have you been trying?
>>60709997
2days with the alarm, since i made 5k and realized i cant do shit with them
>>60710015
Yeah, I was just going to get $3 coupons, but now they only have those trash ones where you need to buy for $25 and the selectshit ones.
>>60707258
>40mm
MANLETS GTFO
>>60710118
This looks more up to your speed
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Men-s-Mechanical-Watches-Brand-PAGANI-DESIGN-Waterproof-30m-Leather-Casual-Business-Watch-AutomaticRelogio-Masculino/32807674321.html
>>60710176
>42mm
No
>>60710243
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/PAGANI-DESIGN-Men-s-Classic-Diving-Series-Mechanical-Watches-Waterproof-Steel-Stainless-Brand-Luxury-Watch-Men/529025_32808649435.html
>>60710243
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Punk-3D-Skull-Personality-Retro-Fashion-Men-s-Watch-Waterproof-30m-Steel-Stainless-Quartz-Watch-PAGANI/529025_32806093915.html
Watchfag containment board when?
>>60710287
This. I don't understand /g/'s obsession with watches.
>>60710287
I dunno but I trust WUS more with Chink Mechanicals
And the above suggestions are pretty legit.
Just buy a waterproof 10 usd casio, fucking watchfags.
>>60710336
So that everyone at work can laugh at my expense?
>Spotted the Worthless NEET
>>60710320
/g/ attracts old luddites
Ex. smartphone hate, thinkpad circle jerks, using loonix unironically, the loli pedos
>>60710353
Slave soul detected.
>>60710353
>caring what people think of you or your fashion choices
spotted the underage
>>60710259
>>60710273
>under 52mm
Fuck outta here
>>60710357
Dunno y Watch reddit faggots like posting their overly-glorified and overpriced Omega Speedmaster here tho
>>60710381
Back to >>>/r9k/
You soulless leech
>>60710353
some shitty brandless chink watch would be more laughable
>>60710353
We are already laughing at your expenses, but you'll not waste too much money in crappy ugly watches
>>60710393
You are laughable.
You don't even know basic dress code.
What profession are you even in?
Some mud-licking ass-kissing ant farm?
>>60710424
>Just passing thru
Please stop replying to the attention whoring Samefag who are doing it for the (you)s
>>60710421
>>60710393
>>60710386
>>60710381
>>60710259
Wow someone actually posted that b4 me
>>60710390
You even capitalised Worthless NEET. You don't have to be so obsequious, Anon. Wear the terrorist watch to work, just look at them like they're stupid if they laugh at you.
>>60710357
Smartphones are legitimately the reason freedom is dead. they're personal enslavement devices.
>>60710424
>muh status
>I-I'm higher status than you
>p-p-pls play along
Thus spake the herd : ^ )
So my shit came today (yes I am that autist in discord, david),
I recieved a small OTG adapter, 64gb USB stick with that weird flippy microUSB shit, KZ ATRs and ZS3s and an Elfin Book, because why the fuck not.
I tried the adapter, works as it should.
I can't seem to flip the microUSB part of the USB stick but I'll figure it out. Will follow up with weebmark results.
In my opinion, the ZS3s don't have enough nigger bass for me but oh well. Vocals are alright, it's just overall alright. Won't replace my Xiaomi Hybrid Pros though. ZS3s mic sound smoother than the ATRs.
The ATRs definatly empasize the subbass more than the rest. Better than ATR's mic sound less trebler. I'd still rather use my Xiaomi ones. The Xiaomis are just more simpler and easier imho. But they would be great for working out and etc because the fit and isolation is great.
The book is decent, tried to microwave it like its competitors but it warped slightly and wiped slightly but I can just rub it out anyways. Scanning doesn't work as I thought it does. It cant pick out text but its scanning into a picture function works well.
The book will be more rigorisly used in school when I go back so I'll come back when I use it more with the app and wipe it.
MFW I wasted money on random shit
MFW I could've had enough for an X220 if I didn't use the money
Even then, it was an overall alright load of stuff.
>>60707780
is the pen a fingerprint magnet?
>>60710506
bearing in mind it is a usb 3 drive on a usb 2 port
>>60709449
nice try terrorist
>>60710540
here is your (you) you fucking attentionwhoring underage cum gargeling poorfag sperglord
>>60710467
It's a shame for sure, but I'd rather not go back to the dark ages of having to wait until I get home to read emails, check accounts, shitpost, etc.
Having the internet available to me literally anywhere at any time of the day is a helluva drug.
>>60710635
you couldn't, but it'd be better for you
>>60710506
go away underage
Are there any good chink cheap speakers, (around 30$) or is it better to just buy from ebay, or some other website?
What your favourite emoticon on ali? Me personally, I'm a big fan of [Victory]
>>60710537
Yes and no. I just gripped it real tight to check and you can see the fingerprint, but only if you get really close and pay attention. The fingerprints are just really not visible due to the shiny surface and the very slight brushing. They also wipe off very easily.
One of the motors on my JJRC H22 quadcopter stopped working. I'm about to order a spare one but the new motor will need to be soldered on and I don't have a soldering iron. Should I just buy the cheapest available soldering iron for this? I'll only use it to solder the motor on and probably never use it again afterwards. Is there something I could use instead of a soldering iron? Just heat up a steel wire or something?
>>60711218
Cool. Does the brushing make the surface rough? How's long duration writing feel like?
>>60711339
Nah, it's totally smooth. There was an option for a matte brushing that looked a little rough, though.
The pen feels a bit heavy for obvious reasons. I only really use it to jot down the occasional note at my desk, so I couldn't tell you about long duration writing. I think you could get used to the weight, personally.
>>60711326
Depending on the price it might be cheaper to just buy another H22, considering you don't have a soldering iron.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Helicopter-Drones-JJRC-H22-3D-Inverted-Flight-2-4G-4CH-6-Axis-Mini-RC-Quadcopter-RTF/32644371343.html
/g/entoomen of /csg/, does anyone know where the best fake Benchmade Infidels are?My frined found a real one in the parking lot of his workplace, next to an armybase and now I'm mirrin it too much, but too cheap to pony up the $375 for a real one.
Finally xiaomeme router with gigabit ports.
Shipping to US:
>China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus
or
> China Post Registered Air Mail
>>60711394
It's around $4 for a set of two spare motors, and $5-6 for a cheap soldering iron, so cheaper than buying a new H22. What I want to know is will a $5 soldering iron do what I need it to do without exploding in my face? And would it be plausible to do it without a soldering iron like here
http://lifehacker.com/solder-without-a-soldering-iron-using-steel-wire-and-fi-1687844408
>>60710572
>terrorists
>respecting women
>>60711658
implying the chinks will consider your choice and not just ship however they want
>>60711658
Get the "Registered" (=tracked) shipping, especially if it's for the same price as the cheap-ass "Ordinary Small Packet" option.
>>60711660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIab66EgfHM
Do you guys keep using your chink shit months and years after buying it?
Have you ever bought something and never used it, or used it once or twice?
>Have you ever bought something and never used it, or used it once or twice?
pretty much everything
everyone here has a box/drawer full of useless chinkshit
>>60710387
Listen fatso, might as well strap a fucking wall clock around your wrist at this point, it ain't gonna hide your magnificent abdominal chub rolls though.
>>60712043
A chink watch. I wanted an analog after having a digital terrorist watch for years. Used it for all of one day before I went mad with the ticking, threw it in my drawer and never took it out again.
>>60712210
Same with me. Then I bought a Seiko 5 and couldn't be happier. Cool little thing, no ticking and beautiful steel instead of cheap chink pot metal / chromed plastic.
>>60712210
>>60712471
I can't stand ticking, and I think digital clocks look like shit. I was thinking about getting a couple of those cheap ass 2dollar watches, only as decoration. There are no disadvantages to getting those cheap watches if I am not concerned with the time, right?
>an autistic menu please
>>60708542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQKgaB29-Q4
I believe this video has something along what you are looking for, there's alternatives in the description
>>60712771
So that's new happy meal?
>>60712798
looks like quiznos. i didnt know there were any left.
What's the go-to Rayban replica shop at the moment?
FiiO M3 pros and cons
Pros:
>Screen looks sharp
>Physical lock switch
>Face buttons are tactile and backlit
>Battery life is solid (rated for 24 hours of off-screen playback)
>Sound is neutral (which I prefer), clear and loud
>Upgradable firmware
>Album track listings are in the right order
>Easy to transfer files
>Injection-molded plastic build is quality. small size and weight
>Great value for money
>Theme support
Cons
>Not all sound formats are supported (.AAC)
>Transfer speeds are slow
>UI can be clunky in areas
>Only two themes are on the device, and the non-default one looks like garbage
I didn't have time to write a full review, and if I did, it would probably be shitty, but I hope this gives you a rough idea of what to expect if you're interested in one of these. I recommend going to Head-Fi or similar audio forums for other people's experiences with this device. They did make some compromises with this device, but overall, you're still getting a pretty solid DAP for the price you pay.
>>60711410
Dhgate you worthless faggot
>>60712127
M A N L E T
what is with the latest influx with all the tripfags?
Next you all start avatarfagging, jeez
fuck off to your containment boards please
>>60712975
>Specifications
Actions ATJ2129 MIPS32-based SoC
Cirrus Logic CS42L51 LP DAC
2" 240x320 TFT LCD display
8GB internal storage
Micro SD card support (64GB max)
Net weight of 40g
9.1mm injection-mold plastic build
550MaH Li-On battery
Backlit face buttons
Physical lock switch
>Features
5-band EQ
Lossless audio playback (24/48 FLAC)
Upgradable firmware (latest as of this post: 1.9)
Theme engine
Gapless playback
In-line remote support
>What's in the box
The device itself
FiiO-branded open earphones
Micro USB cable
Envelope with manual, warranty card, lanyard and 2x screen protectors
>>60712975
The design is awful. I really prefer the old version of the X1, and Cayin's Y2K-style stuff.
Recieved 0.99$ custom mousepad, its fucking great, can i get more of it for 99cents?
Also recieved xbone controller button protectors, 10 for around 1$, they are okay
I made a guide for Bagels
pasteb
in.com/weBUBWSy
Enjoy it in good health!
Except the fat fuck, who there's no wristclocks for.
>>60712642
With the exception that they feel cheap, look cheap, are shoddily assembled and tick loudly, no.
I have 6 cheap chineses watches, still use 2 of them on occasion. Have given another away.
There really is no substitute for an actual true to form watch, though.
God, I'm turning slowly into a watch snob. I feel disgusted with myself.
>>60713464
You're always welcome in /wt/ friend
For now have a look here >>60709104 to keep it chinkshit related.
>>60713360
Mad M A N L E T
I swear the 47mm pagani watch it's the new EIAOSI X6 shitposter, waiting for someone to buy that huge watch so he can laugh at him for doing so.
>>60713666
Why is there no market for 50mm+ wristclocks?
Are you literally 230cm tall? Because if not you either have some kind of genetic defect or you're just fat. If chinks made a copy of the big egiziano you're shit outta luck.
>>60713464
I will just take out the battery and not have to hear the ticking, senpai.
>>60713317
What are you waiting for, post pics of that mousepad.
>>60713711
It's the same shitposter and as long as retards >>60713748 keep falling for his bait and giving him (You)s he will keep doing it.
I ordered a lot of shit this week.
>>60713900
Nice. What kind of mic is going in that setup?
>>60711554
What is that one called?
>>60714164
Mi WiFi 3G
http://www.mi.com/miwifi3g/
http://www.mi.com/miwifi3g/specs/
>>60713947
A not so great mic I got for cheap.
>>60713748
204 cm and fit you manlet faggot
>>60713825
No it has my name on it
Any recommendation on 128gb SD cards?
Or should I not cheap out on them and get myself a SanDisk/Samsung instead?
>search on ali
>literally nothing comes up
>click related search with extra spanish keywords
>suddenly lots of results
What the fuck am I doing wrong, other than wanting to buy a memestick eco?
>>60714318
Are you on the global site?
>>60714349
Yeah, I think so? Plain old aliexpress.com
"Herbstick eco" gives me jack shit on it's own but "herbstick eco vaporizador" works.
>>60714318
>>60714349
>>60714443
Also, search for "herbstick" by itself at your own risk.
>>60714443
>>60714507
It's the same on my phone.
>>60714616
Fucking manlets ruining csg
>>60714616
>>60714745
The bait isn't even worth falling for, that's the thing.
>>60714443
I ordered from fasttech because I didn't know you have to be a Spaniard to get access to ali's secret range of products.
>>60710336
Get a load of this guy. My 2$ casio copy is waterproof so fuck off casio shill
Got some foam tips for my hybrids and picked up a Benjie S5 for working out. They threw in a free phone stand too.
Could've used the extra small in tips though.
>>60715074
It really makes you wonder if you're getting cucked on other things as well.. I don't even live in Spain though or anywhere near it, and my Spanish is basically limited to insults about your mother.
>>60715020
Leave the kid alone you pathetic fuck.
Bought KICUTE ink again. Damn, it's cheap and good.
>>60715282
Got a link to the foam tips? I've tired comply foam tips, but they were too expensive to constantly replace.
>>60714616
what are you gonna do discord snitch, tell on me to big bad /csg/
>>60716132
I bought mine through Amazon because the ones on AliExpress didn't come in small. But search New Bee on Ali.
Here's the Amazon link.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072HJLD56/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_bcGmzbJZ1MBK1
>>60715282
>>60716132
passing trough with a recommendation, if you feel them to stiff after some use rub them some alcohol they feel as good as new
>>60717098
alcohol breaks them down into mush and they literally dissolve and fall apart
>>60717257
no the ones from new bee at least, just tried
>>60714188
Thanks.
>>60714315
Netac or mixza
>>60717427
Why do y'all shilling for netac and mixza?
They don't get priced that much different to SanDisk.
get ur covfefe shirts
https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170602173534&SearchText=covfefe
Anyone who dual boot modded their mi pad 2?
I just update to win 10 anniversary and now it short cut to android doesn't work, it just reboots and goes back into windows 10.
I don't even know how to debug it :/
>>60717558
Becuz their 128gb SD cards are proven to work, you dingus
>>60718000
Heh, no thanks.
I'll go SanDisk sucky sucky for 5 dolla more
>>60712975
do you think thiss is betta than the xduoo x3?
Hello naughty anons, what could this be for hmm....?
:3
>>60718163
It's a strop..
cheapest store to buy a xiaomi redmi note4?
>>60718197
BLOWN THE FUK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60718228
Xiaomi official store
LITERALLY, no fun allowed
>>60708880
can i get a link on those desu
Any DAP that works with IEM buttons?
>>60718484
IQQ C18
Nintaus X10
>>60714315
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Memory-128GB-New-fashion-Micro-SD-card-memory-card-microsd-mini-sd-card-4GB-8GB-16GB/32798280339.html
>>60718307
This is what I use to sharpen my chink knives and Benchmade. Works really well and is fairly beginner friendly. Lansky is the brand. I bought it when I got my new Benchmade at the store, but its all over the internet for 30-40$
https://www.sharpeningsupplies.com/Deluxe-Lansky-Sharpening-System-P102.aspx?gclid=Cj0KEQjwmcTJBRCYirao6oWPyMsBEiQA9hQPbhJSUodK7MzgBPpgMTnmPvpwO3gOpu0R-Etjj8KYjP8aAmqv8P8HAQ
Aliexpress Sandisk SD cards are chinkd?
After almost 4 months it finally arrived! :'D
It's absolutely beautiful
Cute jackets?
>>60715282
what is keyboard?
>>60718651
A clone sells on Aliexpress for $20 if I remember correctly. I was going to buy one but then I found a sharpening stone in my shed.
>>60719077
yea I was just looking at some on ali. They look decent quality.
>>60719077
*cuckshed
>>60718780
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Spring-Fall-New-Women-Jackets-Cute-Chinese-Style-Mori-Girl-Cat-Print-Hooded-Cape-Coat-Single/32724189858.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/AA1950/32799301367.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LUCKYFRIDAYF-Creative-Dog-Jacket-Funny-Design-Cute-Printed-Baseball-Jacket-Women-Pink-Oversized-Coat-Winter-Sweatshirt/32812209442.html
Anyone know of any good earplugs? I'd like to get some ones for concerts that dont sound like shit.
Any con of the Mi Box?
>>60720156
HLSX 808
>>60720156
Sendiy M2?
Tk Maples?
Tennmak Crazy Cellos?
Can anyone here please recommend me a non-smelly and good convection vape for weed?
>>60718753
Neat
>>60718753
GLORIOUS!!!!
>>60718651
I got an edgemaster knock off from ali because I don't think I have the coordination to freehand sharpen, it brought my RAT1 back to hair shaving sharpness but it was dulling quickly, hopefully the strop will help it stay sharper for longer
Oh boy what could it be?
>>60720989
Anyone got an idea?
>>60720989
>>60721012
>amazon packaging
Get the fuck out
>>60721012
Bluetooth earphones?
>>60720989
>>60721012
NOT
CHINK
SHIT
>>60721027
No :3
>>60721012
>>60720989
>Amazon
Not chinkshit
>>60721035
Suprisingly closse! Bluetooth buttplug
>>60721048
wow that's cool
how much?
>>60721109
80yurodollars
I wonder if i can program it to vibrate for (you)s
>>60721048
Post legs at least
My silver RN3P was random restarting and claimed 3rd party warranty
Months later they offer me this:
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4X-Pro-Prime-Mobile-Phone-MTK-Helio-X20-Deca-Core-5-5/311331_32803705837.html
It's the X20 version (I chose RN3P for the Snapdragon) and they selected the GOLD colour wich is gay as fuck
How can I get them so send me a grey RN4P with snapdragon?
>>60718352
https://www.aliexpress.com/tony-stark-sunglasses_reviews.html
>>60720989
>>60721012
>>60721048
How is this chink shit?
covfefe, tripfagging for no reason, circlejerking, no originality anymore.
this turned into reddit blazing fucking fast
@60721537
find another general to shit on then.
>>60706202
mine got a bit of cancer (top leaf on this picture)
>>60721312
How about asking them?
does ali have hi fi shit that isnt a scam? i know next to nothing but you always see a really clunky mp3 player next to iems
anyone have any luck with this? am i just retarded?
>>60722096
>am i just retarded?
Yes
>>60722111
fug u man answer my questions
Am I safe buying a Oneplus 3T from aliexpress?
>>60722096
Check out ISK HD9999 or Edifier H850 or Oneodio if you want low-cost hi-fi
>>60722165
Why would you do that when OP5 is coming out Late June/July?
>>60722175
thanks but i was more interested in why/ what the mp3 player is(if that even matters)
>>60722186
Because I live in Turkey and OnePlus 3T is 465 dollars so I can buy that from a seller that can bring phones to Turkey without being stuck at the customs.
How much will it cost? Thanks for informing, though.
>>60722213
Ask Head-fi
They have an ongoing thread on Chink DAPs
>>60721943
I asked for a voucher instead as grey version is out of stock and I didn't want the gold one
Can i get more of the 99cent mousepad from artcow with using the same adress and card? Is it enough if i make a new account?
>>60722345
The black version is the superior color
>>60722345
Ask for the snapdragon one
>>60722389
But my original order was silver and don't want to force it
>>60722407
snapdragon is also cheaper so if i get the voucher i can order it with an extra mi band or earphones
>>60722475
If they just give you a voucher for X dollars can't you just pick any color you want?
>>60722475
It's just a phone colour
>>60717708
the world we live in
>>60722716
They wanted to place the order for the replacement themselves. Asked for the voucher instead
>>60717708
why did that typo blow up more than the actually retarded shit he says
>>60722831
low hanging fruit, like drumpf
never asked yourself why someone's ancestral name could be considered an insult?
>>60722894
I wrote that up to americans not knowing about that being a regular occurence with old family names
everyone knows about typos
Hol up, is it a bad idea to give aliexpress your phone number? Won't let me log in otherwise
>>60722996
>>60722987
What the fuck, I didn't think I had an account, but thought maybe I'd forgotten. Requested an email reset code and it has someone elses names on it, but it went to my email address.
dropped my redmi note 4 from waist height, screen smashed. Had it less than a month :((((
>>60723047
The chink gods did not favour you this time. Tough luck
>>60723047
Get another chink phone and a tempered glass protector.
That's the point of chink shit anyway
>>60723047
You're lucky. It could have been an iPhone
>>60723090
I have a Mi 5 coming, are there any specific brands of glass protectors I should look out for?
>>60723152
Nillkin
>>60723180
should I want the "anti blue" meme, or is the 0,2mm variant better?
>>60723047
Luckily a replacement display is less than $20 off aliexpress and the phone is simple to fix
>>60723212
Whatever is cheaper
I just got some Rock Zircons earphones and a fidget cube from AliExpress delivered to my door.
I've tested the earphones and they seem pretty good.
I'm concerned about wear; maybe this isn't really a CSG question, but would they last longer with heatshrink around the plug and after cover SR's? Highlighted in red on attached pic.
>>60723259
alright, thanks
Got a spinner but it's missing a ball in one of the bearings.
Opening a dispute so hopefully I get a refund.
Ordered some Li-Po batteries, can't wait to get my watch working again
Go China
>>60723379
I thought Li-Pos were banned from being shipped
>>60723409
?
The world needs battery power and nobody is going to build them outside of China
>>60723352
jew
>>60723421
Just an informed customer. Disputing pushes the chinks to provide better service. Everyone wins.
>>60723352
I'm poor slav end never opened dispute for anything.
I mean this stuff is so cheap, why even bother.
>>60723421
>buy something
>arrives broken
>you're jewish for complaining
How are you doing Zhang?
some really cool shit arrived
first this is a 10€ phone, im gonna carry it as a sort of emrgency phone
the menu is standard for such a simple phone although some too long words get cut
it takes a regular sim card and a standard micro sd
also has a built in fm radio but because lack of headphones with a mini usb jack i havent tested it yet
the phonig ability is pretty good too, speaker and microphone do their job just fine
i thought it would be low chink quality but its actually high quality
overall i would rate it 9/10
i got the mouse pad course a kind anon dropped this link
https://pastebin.com/NVMg2srZ
im not sure if it is still working but it got me a nice custom mousepad for 0,90€ (shipping already included)
the surface is not hard but rather soft and bendable
although i still have to test it with a mouse
for 90 cents you cant do wrong
10/10 its almost free
>>60723447
>broken
it's not even the bit which spins
>>60723459
it's unbalanced
>>60723482
take one out from the others
>>60723494
then the others will be unbalanced
>>60723501
take them all out
>>60723501
Doesn't matter, you're fucking imbalanced for buying one in the first place
>>60723507
Wow you take that back
>>60723507
Say that to my face, not online, and see what happens.
>>60712975
>>60712975
lossless audio playback limited to 24/48...
fuck might as well use my iphone
So do MicroSD cards go in the nano or micro slot on the Redmi Note 4 SIM tray?
>>60708321
Well it arrived today. But I'm at work, so Ill take a look when I get back home later.
Assuming it works fine, Im going to properly catalogue the games on it with their full titles, in a spreadsheet since most lists are either the literal rom names (which can be a bit vague or in japanese. Like one of the games is Magic John, the Japanese version of Totally Rad. Completely different graphics and story entirely), or short lists of what popular games you can find on it or a short video with the odd game loaded up.
This much I know: out of the 472 games, It has plenty of classics outside of Kirby and Zelda, but only has Megaman and Castlevania 1 and Ninja Gaiden 2, a bunch of chinese bootlegs of Sonic, Angry Birds and Plants Vs Zombies. (NES bootlegs. Gotta love those), Tengen bootlegs, and some more obscure japanese games, and finally, a bunch of NES roms of arcade games.
The 128 game cart contains no data but lets you access the other 128 homebrew chink NES games likely stashed away on the board.
I don't think it has Rockin' Cats though. Shame because I really like that game.
Still, I only paid $17 for this handheld. My expectations are pretty open-minded. Delivery was bloody quock for China.
>>60723690
Read the manual
>>60723779
A NES port of Sonic and Angry Birds?
I'm impressed. Can you post a screenshot/photo?
>>60723802
Its not a big deal.
Hell I had a gameboy bootleg of sonic called Sonic Blast 5. Lost the cart sadly.
The guy that got a motherfucking Faulty Xiaomi redmi note 4 here again
The stuff escalated to ali and they decided to refund me 62€
Nothing lost since I paid 161€ I still have the phone + "leather" case+ prot crystal and I can just sell the phone and buy a brand new one with the money
Still, a fucking waste of a month here and a billion scam attempts and 5-20€ offers by nina/tina/mary/chinka, god bless Ali
I will post a webm of the video I used as proof and the shop so you can avoid it when I return home
Also, when I accepted the escalated ali proposal can the seller do any kind of chink trick to ignore it and don't do the refund or they are forced to it?
>>60723690
it can only go 1 place.
up your ass.
How to people find fake sunglasses on Ali when the shops keep disappearing?
>>60723047
Ever wonder why you drop chink phones more often than western ones? Chink phones' screens are backdoored to flash periodically in subliminal ways that induce nearly imperceptible micro-seizures that reduces fine motor skills. It's all a ploy to make you buy more of their shit.
>>60724022
>>60723352
>got a spinner
Don't forget to drink bleach before you send the dispute in.
>>60724022
Seems legit
>buy redmi note 3 pro because meme
>after a week of use, starts dropping 4g signal
>paint got scratched off the back by itself
>charging port barely works
I figured I got unlucky
>2 months pass
>decide to buy xiaomi mi pad 2 windows tablet
>arrives after 3 weeks
>screen bleed all over the edges
>battery drains for no reason while the tablet is shutdown
>starts by itself sometimes
>decide to send it back
>seller claims he did not receive it
>get refunded by paypal finally
Never buying anything from the chinks ever again.
It's all low quality shit
If you enjoy buying chink merchandise then eat shit and die
>>60723915
Forced
>>60724217
Dead meme
Ordered 2 custom mousepads by using the code and making new accs/changing ips, gonna get one more just dont know the design yet
?
>>60724316
Loser faggot
>>60724328
>he thinks having fidget spinners as a grown man is acceptable.
Please drink bleach too, and don't forget your dose of cyanide
Anyone tried this? Looks like Pebble classic, wondering if its worth the 25$
>>60724343
i shit down your throat faggot
>>60724356
https://es.aliexpress.com/item/Smart-Bracelet/32810950383.html
>>60724353
Okay, go watch some more leafy kiddo :^}
>>60724358
Loser faggot
Looks like the chinks shit down on yours ;)
>>60724384
>watching e-celebs
Drink a third helping of bleach and slit those wrists.
>>60724384
It's low stakes gambling, what the fuck do you want.
>>60724391
Usually 14 year old leafy fans love the bleach meme, kiddo
>>60724395
Loser
Nothing special but this just arrived!
>>60724411
>leafy fans invented bleach drinking
Are you literally 12? You need to be over 18 to post here.
Can anyone tell me /g/'s must-have memes to buy? I'm pretty new here
>>60724423
Ok kid
>>60724472
>Kid
>says the retard who bought a fidget spinner
Go back to fucking reddit, summer cunt.
>>60724341
WOW ANON I AM VERY EXCITED.
WHAT COULD BE IN THAT PACKAGE?
LET ME GUESS. A PAIR OF IEMS? WOW ANON PLEASE UNBOX IT ALREADY.
>>60724478
What's the deal with reddit?
>>60724478
No u kid
>>60723915
Should have bought it from IBuyGou instead.
>>60724459
Check the infographic
Pls tell me that chinks have a replica of pic related
>>60723779
>Magic John
>>60724316
Buy from sellers with good reputation, you retarded dipshit
>>60712893
it's Quick, a belgian chain
>>60724413
I've had mine a few weeks now and it's still running off the first charge I gave it. Build quality is great too, but I'm looking for nicer straps
http://goughlui.com/2017/06/03/mega-mi-review-mi-power-bank-pro-mi-max-mi-band-2-mi-scales/
How do I taobao in English, is it possible?
>>60723352
missing ball bearings
>holy shit
it really is just a race to the bottom
>>60724680
Check Weide
>>60725103
http://www.howtotao.com/buy-from-taobao/
>>60725132
Thanks
>>60724680
I rather get this senpai
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Pilot-Mens-Chronograph-Wrist-Watch-Waterproof-Date-Top-Luxury-Brand-Stainless-Steel-Males-Geneva-Quartz/32812145010.html
>>60725083
>My one concern is that the Li-Poly cell on this side has a dent neat the top-left corner of the image which was not a result of me tearing the unit apart. It seems something may have fallen on the battery during production or maybe a screw was lodged inside during assembly, and then removed and assembly continued. This damage to the cell, while not initially severe enough to cause a safety issue, could compromise the safety of the cell in the long run. In general, cells shouldn’t be stressed like this, so it’s a little disappointing to see this.
Chink'd
Xiaomi Yi 4K+ anybody tried it?
>>60725150
>45mm
Hahahha NO
>>60725212
I dunno man
I like the aesthetics but if the size's crampin' ur style...
>>60725177
I've seen it recommended here before, so quite possible.
What are some good watch brands on ali?
Another package came in today.
Ordered a padlock to use at the gym. Now, it seems people say the quality of this thing is shit. But I couldn't care less, it's just for show anyways. Nobody is going to bring tools and break open your locker in the gym.
Pretty happy with my purchase, although it came out smaller than I thought it would be.
>>60725295
Read the infographic
>>60725336
Lighter for scale.
Is there any way to get GPS working on a Redmi Note 4X with LineageOS?
New thread here
>>60725484
>>60725484
>>60725484
>>60718958
E-Element Z-88. Has outemu blue switches.
>>60724909
It kind of looks like Quiznos.
I miss Quiznos, I used to get blowjobs from this fat tittied chick that worked at one in the bathroom there. my friend skinny jay clogged their toilet too.
starving african children are fatter than him.