/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>60670962
first for waiting for dumb shit

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2nd for chinks

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>>60670962
3rd for chink safety gear

>>60671092
Shorter intro please, just 2 or 3 seconds is enough.

>>60671135
>>60671092
Agree with this anon, some better lighting would really improve the quality of the video, too

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>>60671135
I was just dicking around with Premier Pro and really liked syncing the audio up with the visuals. When I got around to making the video I just slapped the video in after the intro. I'll make sure to shorten it with future video. It is way too long.

Sorry for wasting 7 seconds of your life.

Possibly more depending how you feel about the video.

>>60671162
Last video I made had considerably better lighting or at least I think it was better. The general response I got to that video was that the editing and everything was pretty good, but the voiceover was garbage. And it was pretty shitty to be honest. I'll try to improve the lighting as to not get a glare on stuff and make sure that everything is more visible in future videos.

I appreciate all the feedback.

>order a screen protector for my phone
>receive it and open the package
>it's broken
>tell the seller
>they send 2 more
>they are both broken like bent in half

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what hidden/portable camera would you recommend that could fit inside a door's eyelet of 1cm diameter? I don't mind if it looks ugly from inside, it's ok as long as it can fit in the hole and can be connected to a pc with wi-fi or any kind of port (usb/ethernet/hdmi or whatever).

>>60671473
Because chinks package the screen protectors with two shitty pieces of foam taped together, the probleam is that its hard to justitfy an expensive package for a one buck protector

>>60671473
You got chinked, anon. I got 3 screen protectors packaged in a nice hard styrofoam box.

Why is the orange pi unavailable on Ali now?

Why the fuck 850 EVO now cost $120 with shipping when last year I bought for $50??

chink factory flooded or exploded??

What's the cheapest android tablet I can buy shipped?


I've seen devices that cost as much s the Raspberry Pi, but have better specs. I need to now how much deeper I can go.

>>60661812
>Thanks! Bought one.
which one ?

>>60672124
just go to tablet category, check free shipping and sort by price

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More chink socks arrived. I'm the anon from two weeks ago who was posting about how I can't stop buying batches of them.

Very happy with these ones. Still expecting another three pairs this week.

What exactly is Gearbest shipping insurance about? Does it do anything or is it just another way to scam the gweilos who buy off them?

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>>60672381
Clearer pic.

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Anyone know any cool/silly shit that I can buy for very cheap to wear to a music festival? Wizard hat, glasses with moustashe, that kinda stuff.

The site is so huge I can't browse properly, only search.

The fuck is covfefe?

>>60672381
>Includes foot in the shot
Slut

>>60672419
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/umbrella/32648439405.html

I got this ffor the exact same purpose

>>60670782
>XP-Pen Star05
Where do I buy this? It's cheaper on amazon.de than on ali?

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god i love chinglish

>>60672128
2016 version

it's been five days and my shit hasn't shipped yet. when should I just cancel? I've never had to wait so long before

>>60672960
They got the than right which is more than can be said of a lot of native speakers.

I'm in the market for a new dap, which one should I get between the Zishan Z1, Walnut V2S and the Benjie T6?

>>60672390
It's a scam.

Any cheap video cameras of any kind that I could stream from to a tablet. Preferably with wires since this setup is going to move around.

>>60672381
I actually need some new socks. Any recommendations that won't give me foot cancer and are preferably cute?

My faulty Xiaomi display phone is finally escalating to aliexpress after a week of chink attempts

What is the best way to get a proper solution from Ali?

>>60673398
Yeah, but you're gonna have to be more specific.

>>60673478
A preferably small portable camera that I can stream video trough a wire to a tablet. The image quality isn't such a big deal

>>60673468
Ali is also chink dear friend

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Fuck you chink, im chinking you back just wait

>>60673508
Well, they have those cheap "endoscope" type things for android with USB OTG. You can check youtube for quality.

>>60673605
>endoscope
These are perfect, thanks anon

>>60673643
w-what are you going to do with it anon

>>60673672
to this day, I could not find my prostate. That will change.

>>60673643
Np, just make sure it's compatible with your tablet.

lasers are most classic chink item, anyone know cheap unnecessarily dangerous chink lasers?

>>60673420
I like match-up socks. They're basically a rip off of Happy Socks but are far, far cheaper. Most of their designs are pretty decent, and you can find some random goodies from other brands in related items whenever you're looking at Match-Up socks as well.

I own a few bamboo pairs too and they are really durable and really comfy while being thin and breathable. Would definitely recommend some bamboo socks if you find some you like. The downside is they're often more expensive and it's harder to find zany designs.

I sear the same old sterile business suits to work every day, so crazy socks give me the opportunity to spice things up a little and they bring me joy whenever I see them poking out under my suit pants. I mostly go for "loud" socks as a result. I'm not really sure what to recommend if you want "cute". Though I do think the duck socks in my photo are kinda cute.

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That's a pretty big pack

>>60673991
for you

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Is this a good buy for my poker II?
There are cheaper or better alternatives somewhere else?

https://pt.aliexpress.com/item/gh60-poker-keyboard-wood-case-Black-walnutWood-Scented-RoseWood/32734682512.html?spm=2114.13010308.0.0.3SfNBi

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>>60673991
Nicely wrapped

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>>60674045
Another one

I got a $25 AE gift card for not dying of a brain tumor as a "get well" card from a family friend, what should I get to maximize my investment?

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>>60674106
It's a zuk z2! The shilled one!

The chink smell made my cat run away...
Looks like everything is working. It took over two months to arrive.
I'm going to gift it to my gf. I'll probably report a sort of review in a week or maybe not since zuk is killed and it's been overshilled for a long time in this general.

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>>60674139
>The chink smell made my cat run away...

>>60672419
Programming socks

>>60671540
Look into "USB endoscopes" or "USB inspection camera".

>>60672124
Don't get the cheapest if you want one that is useable. They'll usually only have 512MB RAM. Get the cheapest with 1GB RAM and it should be at least okay for web browsing and youtube.

>>60674139
>I'm going to gift it to my gf
Yeah, sure.

any good chink floor cleaning robots I can buy?

>>60672419
>>60674159
got you covered bruv
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/chinkychinksocks/32251565667.html

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>>60674139 (You)
Got some nice free gifts too.
>that adaptor
Is my house going to burn?

>>60674242
does it look strong?

>>60674006
buy the walunt.

>>60674204
post more pics of doggo
I like him

>>60673079
Walnut V2S if you only need the supported file-types. Zishan Z1 if you need the extra ones the Z1 has. Benjie T6 if you need a screen.

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Jack Ma inspiration for anyone that is interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFNbkSKTMRI
His engrish is surprisingly acceptable

>>60674440
>surprisingly acceptable
>International billionaire businessman

Besides, who'd want to talk to chinks all day?

>>60674318

That was the one I was looking for.
Do you have it? how is the quality?

>>60674544
I think you posted the wrong image.

>>60674544
based dmitry

>>60674544
Also shave your legs.

>>60673468
Straight onto your credit card. I only buy chink shit with Amex cos they were refund you pretty much immediately.

I got a partial refund from Ali last year plus a full refund from Amex plus I kept 2 full prescription pairs of Oliver People's glasses (originals plus replacements) pretty cosy

>>60674592
that cord between the speakers and the band made it looks super cheap

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>>60674544
b&

which one of you faggots reported dmitry

>implying penises are not technology thus lead to bans due to it being off topic
Yeah fuck you too.

Why the fuck would you report somebody who posts a pic of a dick? do you know what site you're on? Dmitry did nothing wrong. you disgust me.

press F to pay respects for Dmitry

>>60674739
f

>>60674739
F

>>60674739
F
Never forget, never forgive

if the seller refused to refund in the dispute then it's over?

>>60674739
F
Sweet dreams Dmitry

>>60672960
Not that bad to be honest, it reads like something you'd see on an apple commercial.

I'm actually looking for something useful for once

I've recently heard that the japanese are lightyears ahead of us in the area of stationary.

I need a mechanical pencil that has an internal gear so anytime you touch the pencil to the paper the gear turns the lead by half a degree

this way, as you write the lead turns around and gets used up evenly, retaining a conical shape.

a regular mechanical pencil would start looking like penne pasta after some use.

I also would like it as cheap as possible.

anybody already bought something like this?
any help would be appreciated.

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is there anything similar to this? can't find one on ali and all I am getting are head cushions for car seats

>>60673398
Chink video cameras are crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO89xuQd5Ik

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Ak model is done, it went together way better than the Beretta. Interestingly enough, it mostly holds itself together, and you can disassemble about half of it with no problem. The rear sights pull up and away from the receiver which allows you to pull off the hand guard assembly (guard, barrel and gas tube) and the top cover pulls apart from the sights. The stock is the only part I'm not pleased with, but I fucked that up last night because I wasn't paying attention. Over all, would recommend. Might even be a pretty good beginner build, about half the tabs don't even require folding since it holds itself together. Just have a screwdriver or something handy to form the barrel/gas tube and stock on.

>>60674739
wtf happened

>>60673547
Lmao it's already been shipped dude, wtf did u expect

>>60674259
>those fucking powerpoint adapters
The one I got with something off gearbest gives a loose as fuck fit and arks constantly if you try and actually use it. That shit is genuine house-fire material.

Anyone have the Sound Intone CX-05 or P8?
I think I wanna buy one of them, while the cx-05 has more reviews the p8's Bluetooth seems very appealing

>>60675047
>LunaFukurou here
literally who?

>>60674845
No

>>60675043
I canceled it 2 days aho and niggerchink shipped it yesterday

>>60675050
Thats what you get for using scambest

>>60675047
what M3

>>60675024
Looks pretty cool, anon. Gj.

Any good chink memes to buy?
Last year round we'd shark, cardboard dolls among others.

>>60675152
iems and fidget spinners are the new memes now.

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>>60674159
>tfw I read programming sucks

>>60675152
Gontian F95B

>>60675275
Why do people care about some chink fan?

>>60674974
Kuru Toga M5-450T, cheapest on ebay from HK
I like Pentel, no issues with them, although they don't have the axis turn

>>60674006
Don't buy it at all. I have bought one and regret about it. Low quality crap as is.

>>60675318
If chinks are making copies of it, then it must be good stuff yo. Just look at Xiaomi.

>>60675318
because summer is here.

>>60675275
what's the difference between the fake and genuine one aside from price?

>>60671540

they sell camera eyelet replacements

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What the hell? I just reveived my KZ ED9 and the two brass nozzles are different, the one on the left doesn't have that little recess in which the little strainer (I think is the word?) is placed, I'm refunding this shit. That shit was just glued on top of it and when I was changing the rubber ear size piece the thing fell off. Fucking chinks man

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Got my autism cube & wallet
They are pretty ebin

>>60674259
>>60674139
Nice camera

Almost the same quality as a Doogee Shoot 2

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It was very easy to delete my old credit card and add a new one. You can only add a new card when checking out on aliexpress.

>>60675632
Can someone link me a slim wallet/card holder which can hold around 10 cards and cash?

>>60675632
What's that cube meme?

>>60675756
look for secrid knock offs
https://www.secrid.com/en/product/id/5/item/122/twinwallet-vintage-chocolate

>>60675632
what makes that wallet particularly suited toward autists asking for a friend

>>60675795
autism cube you click those things and they satisfy your autism
https://www.fasttech.com/p/6662900

>>60675756
https://pt.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Ultra-thin-Multifunction-Waterproof-Card-Holder-Stack-Up-Pull-Out-Slim-Cascading-Wallet-Purses/32788230716.html

>>60675826
minimalism

>>60675834
wtf, didn't noticed that my aliexpress was in portuguese

>>60675834
>pt
FUCK OFF

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Where the fuck do I even find this
I got no email from Ali

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>>60676002
I can't do anything on the normal page

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round up of everything that arrived in the last weeks:

3m usb cable, need it because the cunts at Microsoft don't support connecting the xbone controller to Windows <10 with Bluetooth. fuck them. cable works and seems to be of decent quality.

super short usb cable, some friendly anon posted a coupon for. only 26 eurocents or something like that. I really like it for connecting my phone to my laptop, nothing longer needed for that, nice quality.

body fat calipers which tell me I'm roughly as fat as I thought I was.

coffee grinder. grinds coffee/10

>>60675834
>pt

Dont ever rply to my post again you gypsy shit subhuman

>>60676024
oh, yeah, forgot the glasses cleaner. work ok, not much better than a normal microfibre cloth.

What's the verdict on these DIY kits? If I buy quality batteries is it great?


http://s.aliexpress.com/VjmyEbAN
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>>60676046
I got really shitty single cells ones and put salvaged 18650 in them and gave them out last christmas and they still work...
The components for those are so cheap anyway it is hard getting chinked on that.

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Gearbest sure have deals for everything.

>>60676220
>naked
>wearing pants and women covering their nipples
must be americans

2 days ago i had a thief in my backyard and i had the expendable baton flaslight from ali with me, it broke when i hit the faggot in the head, do not buy that shit if you plan to use it in self defense situations

Anyone buy LEDs from CSG? Looking for camping lanterns and aside from the obvious shit, can't find anything good.

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>>60676220
>protest oil depedency
well yeah we do need to move on to the superior energy source

>>60676272
Did he died?

>>60675834
Where do you keep the money? Or is this just a card holder?

>>60676309
No, he didnt fainted or anything he just stumbled from the hit with the flashlight and kept moving

>>60676314
No coins, just bills... There's a little pocket where you can put the money.

>>60672978
pls respond. you guys must have experience with this

>>60676174
So it's better than buying whole power
banks?

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Opinion on chink amps? Or should I just stick to commercial amps?
Not really willing to spend more than 100 bucks.

Planning to pair it with a DT990.
I do not suffer from the two problems noted on the wiki:
Are your current headphones underpowered?
Does your source produce audible noise/hissing/EMI?

But I'm told it offers more than just that.

Don't really care for portability, these headphones are too much a drag to bother with that.
Eurofag btw.

Picture sort of related, not interested in that one.

>>60676438
I've been looking at the SMSL M3, but I figured fuck it, made some money off of crypto and am probably gonna go with the o2+odac.

>>60676454
>234E
I think I'll pass.

>>60676486
What's 234E

>>60676530
a number

>every review says very fast shipping
>"Awaiting Shipment" for over a week now
what is this chink doing

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>>60676552
wh th

>>60671030
IT'S NOT A MENTAL CONDITION JIMMY!

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WTF I live in Canada not Switzerland

>>60674974
Uni's Kuru Toga. Patented so you have little choice. Having said that I got one and I won't go back to the old mechanical pencils. This shit is cash.

>>60676438
Unless you're looking for headphone amps, or if size is an issue, you can get better used deals on non chink brands, especially for $100. There are a lot of fancy looking chink tube amps for around $100, but shipping kills the deal.

>>60676648
Would you suggest getting the normal one or the gel grip one?

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I'm starting to like this character

>>60676552
it has a letter too smartass

>>60676643
>FLYT
your shit will travel all around the world before reaching you, is cheaper that way for some reason

>>60676738
its in hexa

>>60676659
As in shipping costs? What would you recommend then?

>>60676530
E is what I type if alt+5 decides to give me the bird.

Where can i buy knifes over around 15 20cm bladelenght

>>60674188
I want to use it for a home server.

Since the specs are better than a raspberry Pi in a lot of cases, and it's cheaper.
Plus, I can do some JNI stuff to get regular applications working.

>>60676762
Wtf, did the euro (I'm assuming you meant euro) crash or something? There's no way the M3 is that expensive

>>60676716
haha great

>>60677044
You can get shitty allwinner tablests for $39.99, but you will regret that purchase.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ibowin-P740-7Inch-1024x600-Resolutio-8G-ROM-tablet-PC-Allwinner-A33-Quad-core-Android-4-4OS/32812816548.html


Old thin clients will be more useful for home server usage. http://www.ebay.de/itm/Fujitsu-Futro-S550-Thin-Client-AMD-1GHz-1GB-RAM-1GB-CF-Radeon-X1250/301669162830?

Any small chink fridges too keep drinks in?

Guys, can anyone give me a quick rundown on buying chink cheap notebooks? I need a new one. I'm currently using a Lenovo G470 but I'm looking for a faster notebook. Everything here in my country is overpriced as hell, so I'm thinking on buy one across the sea. Any recommendations about this subject? Thank in advance senpaitachi.

>>60676716
Love it, look forward to seeing finished result!
>>60677139
They're usually not good at cooling things down, only thing they can do is keep already cooled cans cool for a little while longer.

>>60677084
Oh, you meant the SMSL M3, my bad, I looked for the o2+odac.
Looked up some experiences/reviews, can't say I'm that impressed desu, what does it offer over a FiiO E10K for example.

>>60677229
Mi Air or Bust, basically

>>60677139
now that's just asking for 36 different kinds of cancers

>>60676762
Yeah, shipping costs ruin a lot of good deals on larger amps and other audio gear. There are a lot of Chinese made clones of famous tube gear, like for example, a Marantz Model 7 clone, but it's like $165, and shipping is an other $100. As for used gear, I can't really make any specific recommendations since your local market is most likely different than mine, but the last two times I was looking for an amp I just checked online classifieds such as craigslist until I found something that caught my eye. Then I checked on websites such as Audiokarma and Hifiengine to see what people thought about it, if there were any common issues, and most importantly if it was a reasonable price. As for brands to look out for, Kenwood, Yamaha, and Nikko are ones that I'd recommend, but make sure to check out what you're looking at because some brands that are considered good made a few bad models, and some brands that are generally regarded as bad may have a few exceptions in their lineup.

>>60677280
Perhaps I should have noted this, but I already own a Soundblaster Z. Doesn't that imply that a DAC is a waste of money and I only need an amp?

As you can imagine, this falls outside my field of expertise.

>>60677268
Apparently there is more than 1 Mi Air model? Can I ask you which one should be the better option in terms of price/performance? Thanks anon.

>>60676438
You're better off going to a thrift store and finding a part of a component stereo system. Can easily find something made by Technics or Kenwood or something for around $6.

>>60676716
Cute fem mitu
Kawaii des

>>60677268
Burst? Which one is that?

>>60675744

Man that's a nice sex robot

It's like they sidestepped the uncanny valley by making them a little bit cartoonish and unreal on purpose, clever

>>60677139
>>60677264
Just make a fridge yourself, you nignog.
https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/Thermoelectric-Peltier-Refrigeration-Cooling-System-Kit-Cooler/32804922261.html

>>60676716
>fishing for some rare fidget spinners
CHINK SHIT SAGA WHEN?

>>60677617
jessica rabbit sexbots when

https://www.amazon.com/Niceshop-Portable-F95B-Rechargeable-Cooling/dp/B00VDTV4AC/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1496250888&sr=1-1-fkmr1&keywords=Gongtian%2BF95B&th=1

is this fake or original?

>>60677325
I honestly haven't looked into DACs because I always figured that the integrated one is good enough for me. Even if you have a DAC, you may still need an amp depending on what kind of gear you're planning on using, as an amp will be able to provide significantly more power than a DAC can. I'll leave the question of is the DAC a waste of money up to you, because it can make a difference in sound, but if you got the DAC for the sole purpose of powering headphones and speakers, then an amp can probably do it better.

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>>60677706

http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_242361.html?wid=21
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_81592.html
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html

Wich ones?

If all are shit, suggest me something else. Yes it has to be wireless.

>>60677871
Awei

Eiaosi reminds me of a better time in my life

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I need two (2) IP security cameras. I need them to be as cheap as possible while not being DOA pieces of shit. Nothing fancy, just functional.

I asked about this product/site yesterday, and no one could offer any assistance:

http://www.lightinthebox.com/wireless-wifi-usb-baby-monitor-alarm-home-security-ip-camera-hd-720p-audio-onvif_p5386271.html?litb_from=forum_ytwyy

Today, I am asking about this one:

http://www.cafago.com/en/wireless-wifi-ip-security-cameras-2619/p-s1386us.html?aid=Sasha

pls check

>>60677997
>not KKKMoon camera

https://eu.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-JiZZ-GX16-Waterproof-LED-Backlight-Mechanical-Handfeel-Gaming-Keyboard-wp-Eu-976896.html

>JiZZ
>Waterproof
>white color

>>60677643

Is that a little fan on a heatsink on a heatsink on a big fan?

why?

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>>60678026
If it were, I probebly would have gotten the trips I so rightfully deserve.

>>60678084
The thing in the middle is a Peltier device. Power it, and it'll make one side cold and the other side hot.

>>60677997
Xiaomeme camera would go for $19.99
http://www.gearbest.com/ip-cameras/pp_620813.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0UwBi2uQNI

Or generic botnet camera http://www.gearbest.com/ip-cameras/pp_605033.html

>>60678047
guess what, it's not mechanical

>>60677706
This eBay seller claims >>60660562 to have the real Gongtian and will ship the 2016 version if you ask for it, I've just made a purchase for one yesterday.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-F95B-Portable-Fan-with-Rechargeable-18650-li-ion-Battery-Blue-/282064127528

They seem to check out but if you're willing to wait it out until I receive mine and confirm its legitimacy you might miss out on having one in time for summer.

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first chink import in a few years, wish me luck

>>60678375
what's with the 2016 version ?

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>>60678389
won't shill for the company that did this, but yeah, seems like a good safe packaging

Recommend me a microusb cable, my current one just broke (it just started to charge really slowly, takes 6hr to 100% when before it took 1.5hr)

>>60678493
wut?

>>60678531
Orico, ugreen or blitzwolf.
Slower charging means your battery will survive longer though.

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>>60678600
I don't know...I just was expecting it to be covered 10 times with regular bubblewrap.
Should I just install a new ROM now that I got this? I've heard shop ROMs can be dangerous

>>60678674
its a phone, no one cares what rom you use

text, take dick pics, and maybe make a call

>>60677325
external DACs will not improve sound but will be remove noise if you have any.
The cheapest chink AMPs are also DACS I think

>>60678674
if you arent on andriod O you are too behind the times to even worry about roms

>>60678763
How about Eclair, Gingerbread and Kitkat?

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Another ESP8266 arrived today, hoping to use this one as a led controller(for led strips)

>>60678789
I'm still running KitKat and doesn't even really inconvenience me. If anything, Dalvik is superior to ART in almost every way conceivable, and Holo is much more aesthetic than Material.

>>60678674
>LeTV
Yes, they're out of support already?

>>60678726
Hmm, that implies that there is no point in buying one of those.
Frankly, I should find anyone near me and test it.

Is there any decent chinkphones with OLED screen under 200-250 USD?

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>>60678449
Improved version, blows harder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZtviF_J2v8

>>60679230
Like your sister compared to your mom

>>60679026
Redmi Pro
ZUK Z2 Pro

>>60678793
Why the 8266 over the 32?

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Here's another Summer-y Chink Shit product that might be interesting, these handcrank ice shavers.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Summer-Ice-Candy-Crusher-Shaver-Snow-Cone-Maker-Manual-Machine-Home/32700653859.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vegetable-Chopper-Salad-Ice-Crusher-Manual-mamual-Multifunction-Home-Kitchen-Grinder-For-Cutting-Meat-Vegetable-water/32632668879.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ice-Shaver-Crusher-Manual-Grinding-Plastic-Summer-Snow-Candy-Maker-Machine-House-Home-Party-DIY-Ice/32804868936.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Crank-Ice-Crusher-Shaver-Snow-Drink-Slushy-Maker-Blender-Cocktail-Make-Ice-Crusher-Shaver/32656530156.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iellRHaSRes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGbTFv-cSwE

>>60679250
ayyy

>>60675834
Why would a poortugeese monkey need a wallet

>>60679550
To put the stolen shit in it

>>60679550
to put sopa de macaco on it

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https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/Smart-TV-Box-MXQ-pro-Amlogic-S905-Quad-core-Android-5-1-1GB-8GB-HD-1080P/32800525248.html

Bought two of these TV boxes, one to connect to my old BRAVIA TV and one to give my technologically retarded parents.
There are some good news and some bad news.

The bad news are:
- The default ROM is absolute fucking trash. Absolutely retarded launcher, and a bunch of chink bloatware apps.
- Absolutely retarded cooling, which throttles the system when it's under stress. Easily reaches 95 C when playing games and starts throttling a lot.

The good news are:
- You can easily flash another ROM, because it's rooted out-of-the-box, and supports flashing from SD card natively, without a need for custom recovery. Also, pretty much unbrickable (found that out the hard way), because you can always connect it to your PC, and flash it that way. Browse through XDA and 4PDA for ROM options.
- You can easily unscrew the unit and just shove a thermal pad on top of the CPU to connect it with a big metal plate inside the unit. I used a folded piece of aluminium foil, and now it never reaches 75 C even when benchmarking.

Also, there are apparently versions of this TV box based on the same chipset, but with more RAM available, different Wi-Fi chips etc. - just search for "Amlogic S905" or "Amlogic S905X" chipsets.

>>60679574
We have legal drugs an a decent social security system, we don't need to steal.

>>60674006
>>60674318
>>60675360
> Don't buy it at all.

Thanks. I was actually looking at this yesterday. I don't have a mechanical keyboard and I'm not sure if I should buy one with a wrist rest on it or just buy one without and get a wrist rest from chink express. I guess getting one of these wooden ones are off the table.

Thank you for letting us know.

>>60679630
>social security
>not stealing
Pay youre denbts Joao

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>>60675744
>>60677617
Are these actually .. robots?

Chinese dsdolls have been around since 2010 and they make life-like dolls that are very affordable (we're talking $1000 for a great dolll, not $10000 which is what you'd have to pay for something similar from RealDoll). These are just dolls, not robots.

I've read a few things about "sex robots" lately, though, but I haven't actually seen anyone sell them or any information on how they are supposedly different. I'm also not entirely sure I see the point over a good-looking doll.

>>60679766
If you want a wooden wrist rest just get a small plank of oak, arctic circle pine or birch and cut to length then sand. An extremely simpled project you can do while waiting for chinkshit.

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>>60677264
Fuck the lines are messy
I just need to color it now

>>60676438

Zishan Z1 is $30-ish and it's a great DAC/AMP USB sound card that's also a mp3/flac player. Here's a link to a random store that sells it but there are many more,

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-Newest-DIY-MP3-Zishan-Z1-DSD-Player-Lossless-Music-MP3-HiFi-Music-Player-Support-Headphone/32807427355.html

If you want a small DAC/AMP thing for headphones then this sounds great at $30.

>>60677499
> You're better off going to a thrift store
If you want something bigger than a pack of cigarettes and there's room for it then this is absolutely the way to go. A real traditional stereo or surround amplifier will have a headphone jack you can use that sounds great and you can also connect big speakers to it.

I have seen some speaker amplifiers on Ali Express that are very small. There is no way these sound good, if you're looking to power something more than headphones then used local is the way to go. In my experience there's almost nothing that's easier to find used than a really good complete stereo system or just an amplifier at a bargain.

>>60671200
What car is that? It has a pretty cool interior.

>>60680070
you really arent even trying tho or there would be a shark in the water

learn our memes and try again

>>60677137
> Allwinner A33 CPU
This was actually a quite nice tablet for the price back in 2014. I actually bought one of these for $50 and it was actually quite usable. I eventually gave it to my nephew and bought a new one and he (ab)used it until it fell apart.

It's 2017. Android SOCs and technology in general has improved a whole lot since then. You do not want to buy something powered by Allwinnner A33 today. And you generally don't want to buy anything Allwinner at all because they fell behind by so much that they essentially gave up. They haven't released anything good in over a year and there's absolutely nothing from them that comes close to the latest offerings from the competition. Even the weakest of the latest MediaTek SOCs are far better than the best Allwinner has to offer.

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How do you figure out what exact plug like pic related a certain device uses? All of them look basically the same.

>>60680494
Measure the diameter with a pair of calipers.

>>60680509
Is there a chart for the different types then?

>>60680539
You could probably use one of those things with the holes in it that tell you screw sizes to find out the exact diameter. Most of these plugs just have a different diameter, and sometimes you can find power supplies that have interchangeable plugs.

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why do chinks get so mad at disputes?

Can any Russian anons redpill me on ru.aliexpress.com? Are they cheaper, or is the only difference that they ship to Russia? Do they have more products?

>>60681057
Aliexpress must fuck them over, because they always beg me not to dispute.

>>60681057
Because it fucks up their feedback.

>>60681085
It's just a language domain.

>>60681085
it's just translated, nothing else is changed

Anyone tried haggling with a seller? You can get large discounts (10%+) for buying via PayPal, how does Chinese culture work in this regard?

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got an AGPtek Rocker today, off Amazon.
immediately updated to 1.06 firmware.

I don't really have any lossless files but this still sounds amazing. This thing is capable of incredible detail at any frequency. High gain sounds great with these K240s at about 75% volume.

I also got a bluetooth cassette for the car, but I haven't messed with that yet.

>>60681172
If you dont listen to Chainsmokers then you are a faggot who needs to be terminated

>>60681172
>American Psycho
>Eurobeat
wat

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What's the longest you fuckers have waited for a package?
This finally came 2 days short of 6 months after ordering.

>>60681172
lossless is a meme

>>60681117
>>60681132
Some anon said they had official translators and stuff. And it seems to be about 5% more expensive.

>>60681264
This, lossless is for working with the file (editing, compression, etc.) for listening .mp3 320 is the best format.

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>>60681200
an existence without super eurobeat is not worth living.

>>60681215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLPi8jTGpZA

>>60681295
Maybe because they offer products stored in Russia first.

>>60681172
How much was it? How much internal storage does it have? Expandable storage?

>>60681264
If we're talking consumer-grade electronics, then, yeah, lossless is a meme
It does make a difference when playing on high-quality equipment
>>60681295
>And it seems to be about 5% more expensive
Nah, we don't pay for shipping, so it evens out.

Can you buy chink silver? Would test it with a magnet of course, but it seems like a good way to avoid paying 25% VAT. Or can I still buy from Estonia?

>>60681318
>It does make a difference when playing on high-quality equipment
no

>>60681336
If you've ever been to a rave party, you can easily notice which DJ uses lossy and which DJ uses lossless.

>>60681318
No it doesn't make a difference, stop meming
The only thing lossless is good for is archival, it has no place on portable systems

>>60681366
> it has no place on portable systems
Never said it did. Apparently, we have a different definition of what constitutes high-quality equipment.

>>60681255
Where the fuck are you?
South Pole?
Port-aux-Français?
Jamestown, Saint Helena?

>>60681393
Toronto
The tiny package must've gotten hidden/lost for months.

I'm the anon with the dead Xiaomi air 12, never flashed the bios. The only things I did was change the mode from uefi to legacy and USB boot on and off to figure out why it wouldn't boot into solus.

>>60681475
>He didn't sacrifice a female fetus for good luck
>He probably ordered on a day and/or time ending in 4

Raffing

>>60681364
bullshit
even professional sound engineers have troubles to tell which one is 320 mp3 and which one is lossless

>>60681533
Ended in a 3, my guy.

>>60681318
>Nah, we don't pay for shipping, so it evens out.
We don't either.

i want to order something "fun", what do i buy?

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Could anyone tell me if there are any chink fidget cubes known to be superior to the real one?

>>60681650
Ice shaver, make your own shaved ice icecream

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thoughts on the August EP650 headphones
they look pretty decent for my price range
anyone else given them a try?

>>60681731
>not superlux

I got me a cheap lavalier mic, here are a couple test recordings
https://clyp.it/dejyxmcg
https://clyp.it/q2e5wrrx

>>60681777
should i install gentoo whilst i'm at it?

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>>60681315
Paid $64.99 and only uses MicroSD for storage. It allegedly accepts up to a 256gb SD card, but I've only got 32s. There's no internal memory. Controls are a little unintuitive and you can't change tracks without waking up the screen. The buttons are however well-placed for pocket operation and it's easy to use without looking because each side of the device has a unique feel.

It doesn't bug out if you eject an SD card while playing music like a lot of other Chinese MP3 players, in fact, it hasn't had any issues at all, though I didn't really play around with it much on the 1.1 firmware it came with. It doesn't pop on track change like some people reported on earlier models. Gapless playback works flawlessly.

On the other hand the interface font is way too big so it's hard to see the entire filenames of things in lists, and the body hasn't been machined as cleanly as it could have, but it honestly doesn't matter when it sounds as good as it does.

>>60681784
listening back I'd say the sound character is it, and the noise floor was much lower, like 20dB lower, when it was attached to a camera with a decent mic pre, make of that what you will
overall I'm so satisfied I'll buy another one just because

>>60681834
>$64.99
>for a fucking mp3 player

>buy chink fidget spinner a few months ago
>last month it stops working because the inside got rusty
>buy new one that's $2 cheaper
>has better build quality, spins longer, and is nearly silent
fukin chinks and their inconsistent manufacturing...

>>60681834
>$65 for an MP3 player
damn, son, you got chinked
at least tell me the features justify the price

>>60681784
Link?

>>60681666
If you are paying that much, any of them are fine

>>60681974
No, this was some guy on /int/, I just want to know whether there are any ones which are directly better than the official ones.

>>60681784
yeah, can you give us a link or model name
the guitar clip sounds really clean!

>>60681666
All the knockoffs are inconsistent. It's pure luck whether you get a good one or shit.

>>60681666
The one blue camo sold on fast tech

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What are some recent things you've bought /csg/?

me? this and more rock zircon memes.

>>60682050
Some mechanical pencil lead
Colored pencils
A pencil sharpener
Still waiting on my sketchbook to arrive, as well as my SNES controller
I've got some cash left over, so I'm either going to buy some new socks or hair ribbons.

>>60682118
>hair ribbons
pls be in london

>>60681934
>>60682027
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Lavalier/32570198807.html
this is the cheapest I could find, you can probably also buy it locally on ebay, it's the same thing everywhere, or at least so I've found

>>60680494
No chart no standard, at some point you will go fuck it and start putting your own plug size in everything you have to fuck with.

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>>60680313
I drive a 1986 Nissan 300ZX
>College student and shit

The dashboard is really comfy and it also has a feminine electronic voice that will tell you if your door is left open or if your lights are left on.

>>60682050
A knife, an onahole type thing, some sunglasses and some watch straps. The onahole was shit and i threw it away but the rest of the stuff is fine.

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>>60682189
I want to get gid of it and buy a new car, but it's just so goddamn comfy.

>>60682050
>couple padlocks
>USB 3.0 hub
>chink google cardboard vr thingy
>JBMMJ-8600 IEM's
>speaker isolation pads

what's some more nifty shit I can buy?

Why aren't there chink cars sold in the US/Europe/Russia?

>>60682260
Because big businesses in those countries are actively against competition and the free market.

>>60682269
Your shady local car repair store should be able to import them privately though, would probably be great business once they start breaking down.

>>60682141
Nope. I'm having trouble finding cute socks, too.

Anyone have bought some outdoor tools and the like?

>>60682260
>what is MG

>>60682320
metal gear?!

>>60681484
Did you try booting off usb?

>>60682211
Is that the stock dash? It's awesome, the cyberpunk car I've ever seen.

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>>60681857
it's a $60 mp3 player with the same DAC you get in a $300 mp3 player, and bluetooth. I'll admit I paid more buying off Amazon, but I have Prime so it was slightly more efficient than getting one shipped China.

>>60682393
>DAC meme

>>60681885
Link?

>>60682371
Yeah, the 86 had digital and analog dash options.

>>60682393
>not a Fiio

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>>60682393
>paying $60 for something your phone already does

>>60671024
top jej is that the Mercedes logo?

>>60682311
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kawaii-Long-Socks/32445172636.html

>>60682549
fuck off pissphone

>>60679440
Cheaper

>>60682409
Meme or not it sounds excellent.
Will report back with durability after using it for a few days.

>>60682494
it's basically the same thing

>>60682502
Apparently the software supports that feature, but I haven't tried.

>>60682549
>something my phone already does
>badly
>with bt compression
>disgusting non-tactile controls
>laggy shit interface

no thanks, I like my battery to last all day and I have no problem keeping track of multiple devices.

>>60682549
>being this much of a pleb

>>60682189
>>60682211
Fuck my dad has one too. Pretty sure its 86/87.
It has a computerized voice that tells when a door is open and shit instead of just the usual 'dinging' that most cars do. Pretty hi-tech for the 80s desu

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>>60682718
>pretending your anime theme songs sound better if you play them on something which costs more

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My first ever chink shit has arrived

>>60682815
Well? What is it anon?

>>60681484
Yeah I've tried booting off USB and booting without drives, pretty much every combination to get myself back into the bios after the splash screen. It just doesn't work so I can only assume the bios corrupted itself.

>>60675632
link to the wallet?

>>60681057
Sometimes they say resent, but actually they just wait till the timers run out so you have no recourse.

>>60682767
>i can't tell the difference with my $20 shitphones, must be a meme

>>60678674
Oh well, installed LineageOS + some google apps. Wasn't as complicated as I thought it would be. I trust these people with my dick pics and credit card more than random chinese people.

>>60682896
>spending $200 on a pair of headphones is the only way to truly appreciate the sonic subtleties of Meghan Traynor's works

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>>60682815
Ooooo
Rick zircon earphones

>>60682938
>poor ass nigger dispensing hi-fi advice

Here you go, fresh new thread just for you guys
>>60683090
>>60683090
>>60683090

>>60682393
linksu?

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Thinking about boppin the Xiaomi Redmi Note 4. Thoughts, alternatives, and experiences are welcome.

>>60684515
Forgot to mention, talking MediaTek Helio X20 model