/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>59917418
This update with many side growers now

Repostan

>>>59917436

>>59917427
third for wanting to pet a cute boy

>>59917427
what's the frog for?

What mi software should i remove from redmeme not 4? i have root successfully now.

>>59917491
decorations and when u squeeze it it does a REEE

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>tfw not in the news

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Has anyone gone through return and refund procedure on AliExpress? I need some help understanding the process.

Currently I have a dispute open and the seller agreed that there is a problem and told me their address to ship the item to, but nothing concrete happened yet (i.e. the dispute is basically in the same state as it started in).

As I understand, the dispute has to come to a conclusion before I can send anything, but the seller hasn't agreed to my proposal. Or am I wrong?

Would really like some concrete answers because there's almost no info on the return process that I can find.

boyz i have a homemade drone, I need to put some tiny camera to record. I don't want to stream it, just record. Any cheap cameras? If possible, which can be attached to a raspi

has anyone uh bought any sex toy from a chink site? plese let me know

>>59917547
Never!
i always dispute for keep item and full refund. they always side with buyer if you are level 3 or 4

>>59917920
It's too late for this now.
But I have no doubt in my mind nobody would let me keep the item and get a full refund since it's 250 bucks. And I'm only quarter way to level 3.

>>59917949
that much is true. i never had to dispute that expensive items.

>no mail on good friday or easter monday
IT'S
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR

>>59917781
...are you sure you want something chinese inside of you?

I am looking for replacement ear buds for my ATEs, the foam ones disintegrated after three months and the silicone ones don't fit for shit. Any recommendation?

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>>59918301
yeah, but only if it's an eggroll!
HAHAHAHA

>>59917627
Mate 808 does 1080p30 in half-decent quality and weighs about 20g. Fuckhuge data rate though so needs a fast micro SD.

>>59917427
what are you gonna do when it starts to smell

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Looking for counterfeit Daniel Wellington watches on AliExpress

>>59918455
nothing.

>>59918776
there's nothing more embarrassing than getting shot by a man wearing parachute pants

KZ ATE anon here

They're actually pretty good for a $9 earphones. I also had Rock Zircons which i gave it to my sister and i can easily tell that ATEs sound better than Zircons. The ergonomy is a bit different, not that they're uncomfortable but the way they enter your ears takes some time to get used to. And it looks like you're wearing earrings and the people were looking at me briefly at the bus yesterday.

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Are there any IEMS that fit like the Fonge s500?

Those fit perfectly but I want better sound.
KZ ATE don't fit at all for me. KZ ZS3 fits okay but not great.
I just want something good. Ordered the Tennmak Pro now. I hope it fits better.

>>59919132
Remax 610D
Vivo XE800s

i need my chink fix, guys. recommend me some stupid gadget i never imagined that i wanted

>>59919132
Joyroom JR-E109
Swing DIY IE800

>>59919224
>>59919161
Thanks senpai

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Accidentally forgot my rock zircons were in my pants when I did laundry. Look how clean they are. The sound is much cleaner, too.

And yes, they still work.

Anyone here have the Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X? How is it? Do you like it?

>>59919166
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/RC-Jumping-Bounce-Cars-Shock-Resistance-4CH-2-4GHz-with-Flexible-Wheels-Speed-Switch-Dec30-Robot/32798463389.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Weijiang-Model-TF-Wei-Jiang-Transformation-Robot-Metal-Optimus-M02-Black-Apple-Leader-Hound-Evasion/32775042501.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/TiTan-150A-Waterproof-Brushless-Speed-Controller-ESC-for-1-8-1-5-RC-Car-Buggy/32731711789.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Children-s-toys-electric-remote-control-wall-climbing-car-wireless-electric-remote-control-cars-model-toys/32721501086.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/sale-Undertale-game-classic-Toys-gift-Clocks-sans-papyrus-Touch-light-action-figures/32777603455.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multi-Functional-4WD-Robot-Car-Chassis-Kits-UNO-R3-170-point-Mini-breadboard-For-Robot-Car/32301757126.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Escam-Robot-QN02-Smart-WIFI-IP-Camera-HD-720P-1MP-Wireless-Baby-Monitor-Touching-Interaction-Camera/32792921833.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multi-Functional-4WD-Robot-Car-Chassis-Kits-UNO-R3-170-point-Mini-breadboard-For-Robot-Car/32691439338.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wireless-Wifi-Robot-Car-Kit-for-Arduino-Hd-Camera-Ds-Robot-Smart-Educational-Robot-Kit-for/32709260080.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-Colors-Zinc-Alloy-metal-Robot-Can-Activity-KEYCHAIN-Plated-gold-silver-lovers-key-holder-Car/32793717589.html

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>>59919128
>>59919132
Are you wearing them over the ear?

>>59917427
how many watts?

what comply eartips fit the KZ ATE?

this is pretty cool, but it would rip your pockets to shreds https://www.aliexpress.com/item/The-Witcher-3-Wild-Hunt-Medallion-video-game-Keychain-Key-Ring-The-Wild-Hunt-3-Figure/32783819160.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10068_9925_10136_10137_10060_10138_10062_10156_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10143_10051_10171_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10120_10124-10053_9925_10120,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_1_afChannel,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=fb18ba9b-48a8-424e-bd15-d737d6751001&algo_expid=cfe5102f-85ed-4868-8721-fa26123aec84-0&algo_pvid=cfe5102f-85ed-4868-8721-fa26123aec84

>>59919242
Very nice

>>59919320
Yeah but my ears are too small.
The protruding part is too long so it sits far outside my ear and the bulky thing also doesn't fit in my ear shell.

what do you lot reckon? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/death-heavy-metal-rock-Print-Men-tshirt-Casual-Funny-t-shirts-For-Man-Top-Tee-Hipster/32781329053.html

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Y'all fuckers might want to get this for your autism spinners. I know I do.

>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-608-Full-Ceramic-Bearing-ZrO2-Ball-Bearing-8mm-22mm-7mm-Zirconia-Oxide-with-Corrosion-Resistance/32789022594.html

>>59919263
I do. It's rather good. Camera is below average though.

>>59919584
neckbeard/10

>>59919606
please sincerely apologise to me

>>59919619
I'm sorry shirt, not your fault only neckbeards wear you.

>>59919596

how you gonna fit yo dick in dat?

>>59919303
>Undertale clock

>>59919812
Don't tell me what I can't fit my dick in

>>59919320
no, they look really awkward and it feels like something is pulling my ear down, which it does actually

>>59919713
to be fair i only plan to wear the shirt at concerts. it's not really appropriate to air your death metal interests around normies

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Anyone else having this shit pop up all the time?

>>59919890
That's how they're designed to be worn

Cheapest box with a key lock on it?

>>59920098
>Type into search bar
>Sort by price

>>59920109
It shows all kinds of boxes with no locks at all.

>>59920117
How big do you want it and how secure?
Just go to the hardware store and get a galvanized aluminum one.

Hey guys, anyone know if you can get a cheap 128gb micro SD from aliexpress or somewhere that actually works alright?

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Should I buy Yohimbe HCL on chink sites?

>>59920162
Don't buy anything you ingest on chink sites.

>>59920150
Mixza shark from gearbest

>>59920201
Thanks anon, I appreciate it

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Been using my Riuzu for a year every day now, the battery is now pretty much dead.
Full charge gives 20% now.

It's been a good friend. I won't forget it.

Anyone wants to push me to buy another mp3/flac playa?

>>59920280
Benjie
Xduoo

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Funny how they keep sending me this email; about how this item would be great for me. Of course I already just got that three days ago. Chink botnet might be retarded after all.

>>59920314
They want you to buy several for all your friends.
Be glad there's at least one entity that doesn't know you're a friendless loser.

I just want a simple metal spinner with three inline bearings (22mm). Is that too much to ask?

>>59920299
Noice.
Analog control and not tactile. I guess I'll get that.

UI looks sorta bad but well, I won't use it to read shit.

>>59920363

Good point. And despressingly true.

>>59920363
oh it knows
>it knows

>>59920363
>>59920412
>>59920481
Metadata is no danger to you if you don't buy weap-

>onahole
>penis pump
>lube
>electric stuff to gain abs that don't work
>3x4TB drives
>Tamagotchi

They all know.
They all know we're pathetic friendless losers ;_;

>>59920314
remove it from your favorites, tard

>>59920724
Needless to say the pump doesn't work.
Don't be like me.
Don't be an idiot.

>get cancer
>Start getting ads for chink coffins

Harsh

Best chink replica sunglasses?

To the anon or from others
>>59915526
H-how'd did he do it??

redmi 4x vs redmi 4a?

>>59921131
4X obviously

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$.75 shipped, my hair is similar to his

>>59917427
Funny how you were joking about your chink mints dying a few threads ago when you were playing around with the roots and now your nigga plant is growin fine as hell

Anyone have a recommendation for sunglasses (mostly for driving) for someone with a small face?

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Bought autism spinner for 6€. Feels solid and satisfying to fidget.
Also bought autism cube for 7€ and it sucks. Joystick only pushes in, few clickable buttons don't work spinning disk is shit just like the whole cube.

>>59921714
not me

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Need tablet for my father. Any recommendations for as cheap as possible but still able to watch HD movies on a as big as possible screen?

>>59921822
used samsung 7

>>59921838
No used staff, my fathet fears buying used stuff as devil fears cross, better new chink tablet than used Samsung...

anyone buy an edc knife from aliexpress

>>59921822
Ifive mini 4s, friend

>>59921855
galaxy tabs are $100 on ebay new

>>59921773
You really got Chinked on that cube, I paid like $2 for mine and everything works. For the spinny disk I had to get it out and then put it back for it to spin around correctly.

Anyone tried carbon road frames from aliexpress?

They seem like decent form, and they akways come differently from the pictures as "replicas" wondering if there's a way to swing that for a full or partial?

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>>59921714
Don't have a link but you should get something like pic

>>59919596
Is this a good bearing or what?

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Got my random chinkshit today
>Lapel mics
>USB led light
>Earphone case

>>59917418
I'm in the market for a mechanical keyboard, are the ones listed on the infographic in the OP up-to-date, or are there any new ones that you guys recommend?

I've never had one before so I'm not sure what switches I want. I think maybe brown, black, or blue, definitely not red

whats a good MCU/arduino-like dev board I can get for USB programming? I want to make my own game controller with USB HID

>>59920162

jesus christ no

that shit is dangerous by itself if you don't use it correctly or have some preexisting conditions

you don't want cancer too

>>59921885
>rockchip
absolutely get fucked

>>59921629
That shit sure slowed down the growth.
But it isnt that bad. the mints in my garden are still extremely small even though they are planted just a few days later.

>>59922094
what are you going to use those mics for and how much did you spend anon?

>>59922425
What's wrong with that?

>>59922442
Don't really know, maybe shitty binaural recording or something. These are about $3.8, i actually bought two lamps.

>>59922337
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-SS-Micro-ATMEGA32U4-Module-Board-Compatible-For-Arduino-Pro-Micro/32775220354.html

>>59922475
i wouldn't bother with a device with a rockchip soc if i was given it for free, let alone paying actual money for one. absolute trash

>>59922509
ty

check this out dudes https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-colors-Classic-TV-series-Sherlock-Holmes-221b-Keychain-bronze-6-4cm-Metal-Keyring-for-fans/32692595127.html

>>59922673
insta bought

>>59917418
So are things suddenly starting to take three months to get to Canada now. wtf

>>59922833
what makes you say that?

>>59922702
same my man

btw jeremy brett was THE sherlock holmes

>>59922613
autism?

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deus vult

>>59922505
>binaural recording
You gonna make ASMR for us anon?

DON'T DO THE BANGGOD EGG THING! I did it and cannot change the email or password to my account. Good thing I didn't add any personal information, and used a different password from all my accounts.

hey look guys https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Style-Silicon-Tenga-Egg-Masturbator-Egg-for-Men-Male-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket-Realistic-6/32793111171.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10068_10136_10137_10060_10138_10062_10156_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10143_10051_10171_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10037_10032_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123_10120_10124-10102_10120,searchweb201603_2,afswitch_1_afChannel,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=11f54903-c64a-41ff-afc8-6328adbf07f4&algo_expid=f84d2a7c-95f7-4227-b779-6282e55e38e1-1&algo_pvid=f84d2a7c-95f7-4227-b779-6282e55e38e1

>>59921994
Idk but it looks cute. But supposedly yeah. Made from ceramic (zirconium dioxide).

>>59921822
>master_kohga.jpg

>>59923050
>can't even read the simplest JS code
>just runs code he found on a nepalese dog sweater knitting forum without second thought

>>59918301
probably not lol. just curious if anyone has gotten aids or something from a chinky cock ring or whatever
>>59918324
fuck off weeb

Are chink polygraphs not a thing or can I just not find shit? I'm talking actual shit not some kids toy/game.

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Does anyone have the Xiaomi XL mouse pad? My mouse pad is torn to shreds and covered in stains after like 12 years of use and now I'm in the market for an extended one.

I would love to know how the surface feels, if it's going to last me a while and how easy it is to clean. Thank you in advance.

>>59923946
actual polygraphs are pretty much a kids toy

>>59923946

>believing in the polygraph meme

>>59922440
why did you get banned?

>>59923999
i feel it's a bit retarded buying a mousepad, it's just a piece of cloth. surely there's a cheaper alternative

>>59924015
For being underage

>>59922337
digispark $1ish

>>59923999
Try their aluminum pad

>>59924114
I've started using a cloth taped to my desk but my mouse has issues tracking vertical movements correctly on it for whatever reason. I would use my desk but when I gayme I lift my mouse up a lot so that would be loud. I don't want to disturb my roommates.
>>59924186
I'm not a fan of hard mouse pads.

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is Motospeed V30 worth 13 bucks? Is there a better one to get? im just looking for a mouse for daily use. Had this better version of the dollar mouse for like 4 years.

pick related

>>59922094

Very interested in those mics. Link?

>>59924246
i use the logitech g303. i think it's perfect for clawgrip users

>>59924246
Personally I wouldn't go for cheap chink mouses because I'm a gaymur faggot who takes RTS and FPS seriously, but I hear the James Donkey wired mouse is pretty good for the price. I've seen people recommend it on here before.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-2-0-100-James-Donkey-112-Gaming-Wired-Mouse-Speed-with-Free-Driver-Perfect-lighting/32741383599.html

>>59924390
just look up lapel mic on aliexpress, there's a ton in the $0.50-1.00 range.

>>59924120
thats a lie.
i turned 20 a few weeks ago.
they couldnt handle my chink mints smell.

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Why would you do that?

what's the go-to android tablet? i just want something to use as an ereader and occasionally watch football on

>>59924404
what do you mean clawgrip?
>>59924465
i am not a gaymer, so the mouse should look ok when i bring it into the library as well. is there a mouse general thread or smth? did not find it

Any good chink amp and dac

>>59924601
Maybe you had a cheap system laying around and some leftoverr SODIMMs and just wanted to slap something basic together, without spending an extra $50 on RAM

>>59924499
Even though he is not underage, it does bring up a fair point, I know of a few underage /csg/ers one of which are also in the Discord, excluding me obviously. You just wouldn't know because well, I'm more mature than most people my age.

>>59924714
anything fiio, fx audio dacx6

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>>59924780
>I'm more mature than most people my age.

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WHAT IS THE CAPACITY

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kitchen-Accessory-Stainless-Steel-Tea-Coffee-Scoop-with-Bag-Sealing-Clip/32694732206.html

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How often does the ZUK Z2 go on sale? I saw it was close to $150 around a month ago, currently about $175.

Thinking about grabbing one and throwing a custom rom on it for kicks and giggles. I do use T-Mobile in the US so I won't have band 12, but worst case scenario I get shitty reception and sell the thing on ebay for what I paid for it. Anyone in the thread right now that has one?

>>59924918

more than 1000ml to less than 50ml

>>59924992
get a redmi note 3 pro instead

>>59925011
ah yes I see ty anon

>>59924918 here
I've decided with help that it is the Mr. Coffee style 'one 6 oz cup of coffee' amount of coffee, so roughly 35ml...

I'm going to order one, wish me well on my throat, stomach, and intestinal cancer.

csg is like a video game. we explore these chink places going on only broken english and empty promises. sometimes we strike gold, other times we pay for garbage. it's quite an adventure

>>59924992
Don't listen to the Xiaomi shill. get the Zuk Z2 from banggood. search kimovil for coupons.

i got $30 for a pair of earphones, what should i get? some hybrid pro? what others do you recommend?

>>59924992
get a redmi note 4x

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Here we go boys, I got a backlog of chink shit needing to be reviewed.

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>>59925361
Autism spinners- These are all cheap <$10 except the black Torqbar clone. I thought I got chinked on that when I saw the cheap Torqbar on Gearbest, but it actually feels cheap as hell compared to the black one. It is also slightly smaller. The bar type spinners are easier to fit in your pocket but the weight distribution makes them wobble if you try to turn them while spinning. The tri type are much smoother to hold and flick and I recommend them over the bar type.

The wooden bar spinner is my worst spinner due to sharp edges. There are a few plastic frames I'm waiting for bearings for, and I have a ceramic bearing installed in one of them. The ceramic 608 bearing spins much longer than the steel bearings, but the two Torqbars use smaller R188 bearings that spin longer even though they are steel. And lastly I have that little bike chain keyring thing, it's pretty interesting and I like it better than the shitty fidget cubes but I'd like to see if the chinks can improve it with some parts actually designed for it.

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>>59925379
Lights and tools- I'm the guy who keeps shilling that USB soldering iron. It's really handy and convenient. The butane iron on the other hand is a piece of shit and I need to throw it out. I can't keep the flow steady and it doesn't have a lighter built in. The butane lighter below it is pretty good though. The purple screwdriver is pretty nice quality and has 6 bits in it, 5 torx and 1 flat head. It's purple because they sent a random color and of course I got purple instead of red, blue, gold, or black. In the lower left is a USB light, it has a magnet on the back and comes with two metal plates and double sided tape. Pretty handy to stick it anywhere on a metal surface. The flashlight is 3600 lumens, 2x18650, waterproof, no dumb modes, only on or off. Feels well built.

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>>59925402
Orico clear 2.5" drive enclosure- looks neat.
SQ8 dashcam- I haven't tested this yet and I need to figure out how to mount it. It comes with a little mounting arm but nothing to attach it to the car.
USB OTG SD/microSD adapter- it reads full size and micro SD cards and it has both USB and micro USB.
Solar rotating display stand- it's virtually silent, no motor noise, just slight tapping from the gears. It also has a slot for an AA battery that allows it to light up and rotate without sunlight.

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>>59925426
Kingkong 90GT- I've wasted a lot of money on shitty quads and parts but this has been the best purchase I've made. It is very fast, has decent run time with the ~300mah batteries I bought (5 minutes I think), and the FPV range is great for 25mw. Being so small it is easy to store it, and it resists crash damage very well. My only complaint is the stock props will break at the base of the blades, it comes with an extra set but I am going to buy more.

Very cheap LHCP antennas and linear flat panel antenna- they work fine, but I need to do more testing because I haven't noticed a big difference with these. AIO FPV camera- works great but I've broken the antenna off like 3 times now. Due to the low 25mw power it hasn't burned out when the antenna broke off... yet.

>>59923999
I have one.
It's a good mousepad. Feels like those $1 pads everyone got years ago. Just like any cloth mousepad really.
It does get dirty quick. Like real quick. I would buy a smaller mousepad if I was you. You can't really clean it easily either.

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>>59925451
Okay, here's the mystery item. I paid $120 for this. What's inside the case?

>>59925470

that's one hell of a dildo

good cheap chink autism spinners

>>59925484

chinese boy fist xs edition

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>>59925470
>>59925484
Not a dildo, sorry.

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>>59925588
Video glasses with built in 5.8 receiver. I took a gamble buying these, there are so many things that could be shit.

And there are. I knew there was no IPD adjustment, but that wouldn't be a big deal if the lenses had a wide enough sweet spot. What I didn't know is that the chinks outdid themselves. The screens weren't off horizontally, they were off vertically. The fucking chinks somehow managed to get one eye higher than the other. But when I took the thing apart to try to adjust it, I noticed the screens were suddenly matched up. The plastic frame doesn't fit right and jams the PCBs out of alignment. Something snapped when I put it back together and now it's fine.

The charging cable is a tiny DC plug instead of micro usb, and the shroud does not clip on so it falls off when you take the glasses off. If you stand in the shade you don't necessarily need the shroud so no big deal. I like how most of your vision is unobstructed when not using it anyway.

>>59925379
what the fuck is the use even

Hey csg, got a question for anyone who has fountainpens.

Im looking for a good black and blue ink, really I would like a few more colors then that for different purposes, but black and blue are the bare minimums

are there any good chinese inks for fountain pens I can get cheap, or should I bite the bullet and get something more expensive?

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whats the chinkshit equivalent of this?

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>>59925618
I removed the unremovable earbuds. I could have just clipped them off but I chose to open up the glasses and desolder them from the board.

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>>59925639
A look through the lens. The image is actually a bit clearer than I got here, but there is still chromatic aberration around the edges. The battery indicator in the upper right never shuts off and there are no adjustments for the screen. I found that screen burn in happens fast, but will go away after a minute. I would be careful to not have a static image on the screens for long.

>>59925628
They are toys.

>>59925636
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SINOBI-Mens-Watches-Top-Brand-Luxury-Steel-Strap-Quartz-Sport-Watches-For-Men-Fashion-Cool-Blue/32760694038.html

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>>59925662
Overall the glasses work well for FPV. The battery lasts a good amount of time (3 hours advertised), the 5.8g reception is good, and they have a nice carrying case. The biggest downside is lack of adjustments on the screen, I have to put the glasses over the sides of my ears instead of on top to get the best picture.

>>59925361
oh fug

>>59925636
An annoying to read watch?
Here ya go: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/GENVIVIA-Leather-Band-Digital-LED-Watch-Red-Men-Sport-Watch-Binary-Watches-Women-Men-Clock-Relojes/32792460686.html

Just smashed my redmi pro 3 note, so what's the current meme phone?

>>59922509
what do you do with it?

>>59925843
zuk z2

>>59925891
still waiting on mine

>>59925843
Dodgy Shiiet 1

>>59925891
Standard phone stuff, shitty games, facebook messanger, make calls and text.

I need a smartphone for work (pizza boy, they facebook phone me) so rather than getting a walmart flip phone like I want I need another fancy phone

>>59925843
redmi note 4x

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NIGHT SHOT CHINK MlNTz

NEED TO BUY RANDOM SHIT
HELP

>>59926193
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MT6820-GOLD-A7-Universal-LVDS-LCD-Driver-Board-Voltage-5V-8-42-Inch-Support-1920-1200/32795739050.html

Alright /csg/, I haven't seen much discussion on any of the newer phone options (other than the Zuk Z2 shills). What's my best option for a phone <$150 for TMobile in the US.

>>59926335
Honor 6X or ZTE Blade V8. chinkshit with full U.S LTE compatibility unlike those shit Xiaomi and other trash.

>>59924499
Maybe you shouldn't have shitposted so much kutjong.

Recommend a sub $25 multimeter, i promise i wont stick it into wall socket.

Also, has anyone got their Q5 DV camera motino detection mode work?

>>59926193
iktf. That usb soldering iron looks chinky good purchase :-)

>>59889442
I bought same pen, spirit level on mine was faulty tho.
>place pen on surface
>rotate 360 degrees
>bubble shouldnt move

>>59918863
If i would see someone with dw watch i would call them a fucking fag from reflex

>>59919303
You can get same glowing clock without graphics for <$3 but don't bother, the light turns on only for a moment on press. It also has those chinky alarm tunes as every other gadget.

redpill me on the ruizu x02

Can I get recs on black chinkshit watches?

>>59926900
I own one, serves me really well. The battery really is as good as people say. Sound output is actually good quality, build is flimsy and navigating the menus can be awkward but its more of a learning curve than it is an outright obstacle to the device. Radio works flawlessly which is what I purchased it for mainly.

Meizu HD50s look like a clone of the $100 headphones my dad just bought

>>59925741
Wow that looks annoying

>>59926900
It does nothing that your phone can't do already. For memelords and hardcore artists only.

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How do you do fellow youths...

I need a OBD code scanner. whats the latest recommended one?

>>59924918
Neat

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Yay

>>59927297
gz

>>59920280
Did you ever flash the UI on you Ruizu? I never found a tutorial on how to do that, just the link to the new firmware. Can you help?

>>59924918
>implying coffee is uniformly dense or should be dosed by volume
>not having a coffee scale
also why would it matter anyway, if it's not huge you can just check it against your current scoop when you get it

What are you waiting on lads?

>>59927503
a lot of shit but nothing moves
like 4 of my packages arrived in some europe distribution centers but they haven't moved in 2 fucking weeks

>>59927503
Fake Rayban Wayfarers
ZODA NES-101 Top Loader Clone

I dunno my interest in chinkshit has been in a slump. Not enough interesting stuff I feel compelled to buy recently.

I think I'm burnt out.

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>>59927503
my haul from the sale

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>>59928049
ordered a pair of these from taobao too but they haven't reached the agent yet

>>59928049

What's the poster?

>>59927503
Mi band 2

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what's a good cheap bluetooth mouse?

guys what's the best paid apps to buy on my android?

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>>59928158
it's a present for my onii-san

>>59928268

Pretty cool, good choice.

>>59923118
Honestly Tenga eggs are a bit of a waste of money. They're better than your hand, but they're loud and messy and not as good as a full sized "toy". Just spend $30 and get one of the Tenga "3D" toys.

Will the xiaomi mi6 have a 3.5 mm jack or not? I keep seeing contradicting info

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what cheap and good bluetooth mouse would you suggest?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Electric-Shock-Massager-Electro-Stainless-Steel-Catheter-Urethral-Sound-Penis-Rings-Plug-Medical-Sex-Toy-For/32677599425.html

What is this...?

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>>59917547
Bump, still want to know.

The seller hasn't yet responded to my "accept my proposal and I'll send the item back" message.

>>59928573
you shove that metal rod up your willie and then turn on the tazer

>>59928615
oh god. is that enjoyable to people?

>>59928613
people would rather just lose the money than go through the hassle of sending shit back to chinkland

>>59928631
It's been three threads of no answers, I figured already.
I can't be the only one, though.

I've only ever ordered from fasttech before. Is ordering from Banggood and Aliexpress about the same in terms of shipping times and how you pay? Paypal works on most of these chink sites right?

>>59928625
it's called electrostim and it forces the sperm right out of your balls with electric shocks

I wouldn't know if it is pleasurable or not but the sort of people who use it are into BDSM, so that should tell you something

>>59928659
ali doesn't accept paypal, and paypal is a jew service anyway. you aren't going to get chinked with ali, it's like chinese amazon.

>>59928684
So I just enter my credit card info and I'm good to go?

>>59928715
that's how it works for most people. if you live in a shithole they may require you to send them a scan of your drivers license.

>>59921954
>Road bikes
You faggot.

>>59928662
Man, I just read the wikipedia article on that, and it reads like a how-to. Also, there is a device that looks like a mono-jack that goes into various orifices that I find kind of humorous.

The more you know™.

>>59926900
If you have thousands of songs it will take 20 minutes to read them all.

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>>59919303
uhhhhhhh

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>59929123
GUYS

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, /csg/, we generally discuss good deals and great finds here, but I'm interested in something else.

Tell us what your biggest chinkshit regret is. Either you got ripped off or the item didn't live up to expectations, etc. Let's hear some horror stories.

>>59929123
>>59929147
What's the issue? It's the first of many steps to true android waifus. If you buy it you're contributing to the development of ultra-realistic, AI enabled GF-bots.

>>59929149
Biggest regret? I guess that $10 set of attack on titan keychains and other random shit I bought, it wasn't particularly well made and I stopped using them after a year. Plus I kind of got over AOT.

>>59929123
>ESCAM

>>59929149
Decent phone VR headset. There's no content for it.

is there a single chink phone thats fully compatible with LTE in the US? and im not talking about huawei or zte etc.

>>59929602
What network? I just bought a Huawei Honor 5X and it works perfectly with AT&T. Call quality is great, and the only complaint I have is that the OS on the phone tries to copy the iPhone and it's ugly as fuck.

But check out willmyphonework.net, it has all the models you could ever find and checks them for you. I also would check amazon, that's where I got my Huawei. Maybe a few dollars more expensive but it had prime shipping so I got it and a case in 2 days, way better than ordering from china.

>>59926900
Very high output impedence that makes your iems sound different than how they should. The battery is very good though.

>>59925843
are the Meizu HD50s good

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>>59918455
It won't smell, for two reasons.

First it's industrial hemp, which dosen't smell. Second, it's a male plant, which also dosen't smell.

Look fashy /csg/
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/peace-symbol-necklace/32219185098.html?

>>59928548
A lot of the bluetooth mice on Ali arent bluetooth mice

>>59928573
Not urethral play

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does your gf ever complain about the amount of time you spend browsing aliexpress instead of having sex with her?

I don't have a gf btw. sometimes I just like a to construct imaginary conversations in my mind and imagine what relationship with another person would be like.

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>>59930827
>tfw Sex only lasts 15-to-20 mins
>Spends the rest of the time browsing Ali

>>59930827
Dude having a gf is so much work.
You spend hours each day going to work, then as soon as you get home she demands you have sex, a few hours of sex later you stop for 30 minutes to have a meal and use the toilet, then you go back to having sex until you fall asleep.
Then you wake up the next day and start it all over again.
The only way I manage to have time for shitposting here and shopping online is that I do so from work.

>>59917418
In this same world we live in, on the other side of the planet, as you read this there's a kid making autism spinners for 18 hours a day while some old chinese guy sprays lead paint into his eyelids, and this, this stupid useless piece of shit some fucker toiled on, used precious moments of his life he'll never get back to build, this stupid, useless, it just fucking spins around you cocksuckers what the hell is wrong with you all? This thing gets tossed onto a boat the size of a medium sized town, and this thing that's so fucking big you can't even make sense of it, you think you truly grasp how big shit gets because you saw that video that compares star sizes and stuff and you said 'wow that's rly big' a lot, fuck you you're a god damned puny, insignificant human like everyone else, you don't understand this shit you cocky fuck. I don't understand, and I live by a port. I see these things all day out the windows at work, and every time I see one it blows my mind with how fucking big they are. This fucking boat, it literally sails across the whole WORLD to get to whatever shitty country you live in. A month later, it appears in your stupid lap. This thing took miracles to create, every part of it traveled distances so far that if you added it all up it would be greater than how far you could physically ever get from your birthplace. in your fucking LIFE just to get to the sweatshop it was made in.

There's literal miracles being performed and a hilarious amount of human suffering that went into each and every piece of useless plastic crap that gets used for a minute and gets thrown away a week later.

>>59922567
So... Are nvidia shield still good?
Aren't they cheaper now?

>>59931117
That sounds more like India/Bangladesh/Cambodia/Laos, rather than contemporary China

>>59931117
Hell, this is happening in Russia/Eastern Europe right now.

And everyone is caring so much about 'emigrating' to find jobs or a 'better' life that there is no one left to fix the system or 'build'

>>59922440
Haha at least you know how to take care of em.
It's interesting and funny that we have /csg/ardeners here

>>59931117
Central Asia?

Is it possible to chick the chinks on alibaba and make them send free sample?

>>59924714
little dot i+

Ik vaping is for fags but what's the cheapest vape pen that's also not complete garbage?

>>59931304
tamper data

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Hi guys just got my package today

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its a DIY powerbank case with led flashlight

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i used my old laptop's battery to have some use of it

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Can someone recommend me some cool cyberpunk hacker ass gadgets, I've been in the mood since rewatching GITS and seeing the new movie.

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and its charging

>>59931783
New movie's trash. Very pretty trash, but trash nonetheless.

>>59931822
Yeah I agree, but it inspired me to rewatch the rest of them. So now I'm in the mood. Also any knife recommendations anyone?

>>59931840
LDT knives

>>59931788
>>59931776
>>59931763
>>59931744
Why did you need a name to post that?

>>59931906
i always post my name here . is there a prob?

>>59931932
Attention whore.

>>59931939
ohhh

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How is the quality of this thing.
http://s.aliexpress.com/BbqAJZb2

>>59928359
No sign of including it really.

>>59932258
Probably shit, get 88 keys anyway.

>>59925467
I just toss mine in the shower and scrub it down with some shampoo then leave it wrapped in a towel for a few hours. It does have a few coffee stains from a bad spill I can't scrub out though.

wtf? Banggood is no longer shipping Xiaomi power banks to NZ. Where to buy a good quality power bank to will ship to NZ?

>>59932736
Check Ali/Taobao/Goybeast

You might have to go through a Taobao agent (Sea delivery) if shit can't get shipped

How do I into phones?

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>>59932764
Goy best doesn't want to ship either and ali wants to charge out the ass for shipping.

Is Geekbuying legit?

>>59932809
Zuk Z2
Xiaomi Note 4 pro

>>59932844
The customer service is notoriously bad but you can try it if you want.

Fasttech too

>>59932844
Zuk z2 looks pretty fucking good for 160$
Tempted to buy one off of aliexpress

>>59932897
How about Deal Extreme?

>>59923999
I have one of each color. Bought them in China for less thn 3€ though, so they are easily worth the price for me.

>>59923999
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/best-mouse-pad-ever-made/32646357614.html

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Anybody know any neat chinky VR headsets (ones to use with your phone) that you can use with glasses? It's something I have a problem with

>>59917418
>>59917418
anyone can recommend a decent belt ? if not i will go with smth like: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/COWATHER-Good-mens-belt-luxury-high-quality-cow-genuine-leather-belts-for-men-automatic-buckle-fashion/32789654103.html

i already had 2 of that type, each lasted around 2 years i think

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>>59866065
>Tested USB charger on Thursday, it doesn't work
>un plug
>plug it in on Friday to see it's working
>it works!
>leave it plugged in.
>plug in phone on Saturday, it doesn't work.
>unplug charger
>plug in charger on Monday
>it's working.

Pissing me off tbqfhwyg

>>59933023
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-DhcadsG-X9iUXta0rCDNA/videos

He does a lot of reviews on chink vr headsets. I think he said the FIT 2 works with glasses on, but check for yourself.

Does aliexpress always make you verify account with first purchase?

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>>59933135
I never had to verify shit.

>>59933269
well its a brand new account and first purchase
Asking me to take a picture of my ID/etc

>>59925402
Link to the flashlight?

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>>59933269
Anyone getting this when they click on their My Aliexpress?

>>59926193
150pcs a lot AUTISTIC please be patient Medical Alert Silicone Wristbands Bracelets bangle Wristbands free shipping fedex
http://s.aliexpress.com/FBn6bi6n

>>59932913
same. can buy shit there but expensive products and shitty customer service.

Can I buy prescription glasses from ali?

>>59919128
They are WORSE than Zircons

>>59928573
fastest way to kill yourself that makes your relatives be ashamed of you

Theoretically, if you give a chinese plant mountan dew, it wouldnt die? right?

>>59933671
Depends on the plant.
Some don't like acidic soil.

>>59933732
if i give it a lot of water it will be fine right?

>>59933568
Only if you're black.

>>59933739
Maybe mix some baking soda into the water to raise its alkalinity .

>>59933671

Mountain dew has electrolytes, the plant would love it.

>>59933799
thats what i figured, but it doesnt seem very healthy now.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/kek/32232089081.html

Just got one of these beauties for my fiancee. Rate my decision making processes on a scale of 1-10.

>>59933671
outsider leave

>>59933879
No, in the pot.

>>59933890
not in the pot. in the soil

>>59933772
Weed needs acidic soil so do not do that.
And don't do it for you don't know if you need to mess with the pH.

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Is Xiaomi WiFi router 3 worth it or is it a botnet?. If so, can i LEDE it or something?

>>59933963
I think you can just slap a custom firmware on it or the dev version of the Xiaomi thing that's not fucked with chink ads.

>>59932913
Overpriced

>>59931783
Just get the shot glass from Blade Runner or one of those light up umbrellas, chinks make those now.

>>59932736
You can thank Samsung for that.

>>59925628
They spin.

New thread here
>>59934255
>>59934255
>>59934255

>>59934196
>shot glass from Blade Runner
What do you mean?

>>59934272
The whiskey glass and shotglass from that movie look nice.

>>59932736
Shop around on ali and eventually you might get someone who'll ship it. Gearbest/Everbuying cancelled my order after placing it, and some AAA batteries got stopped at export customs, but I've had more batteries including a Xiaomi powerbank come through to NZ after the ban.

>>59933023
Buy a gear vr 2016 for $50, or 2015 for $35