That's one of the better and more believable shops I've seen
If people were willing to cook their phones like hot pockets because of that quick-charge one then at least someone's gotta fall for this
>he doesn't have a time machine
What are you, a poorfag?
S-so when iFags finally get wireless charging, can we convince them of a LifeHack that involves wireless charging over electric stove tops? Maybe include something about the inductive effect of the charger coils being replicated by the inductive cooking surfaces.
did i do good. why do apple users just do shit they see without even thinking about searching it up first?
>first one 11 minutes before the second one
>second person still did it after seeing first comment about fucking the phone up
Newer iOS devices won't boot if you do this until the battery goes flat, letting the device reset to the factory time settings, or the battery is removed, whichever you do first.
Though most people can't remove the battery themselves, so it's an Apple Store visit.
Apple products are not premium, they're just average computers with an over-designed case. They had no way to beat IBM in the 80s on hardware, so Jobs went with the design shtick. And it paid off much later, mostly due to a cultural shift, which made people obsessed with lifestyle and status objects.
Behind that polish it's basically the new AOL.
>priced as a premium product
Doesn't mean that it is a premium product.
I can buy a raspberry pi, install a Linux distro on it, then sell it as a "premium portable computer" for $200.
Does that make it a premium product? No, it just means I'm scamming the fuck out of people by making it seem like a premium product.
>literally made with intention by Apple so they don't repair their phone without registered components
Sure is a premium product!
Why are android-niggers so mad
>tfw can't snapchat cause selfies are blurry as fuck
>tfw fragmented OS
>tfw zero days for days
And putting computers to sleep is hard computer science.
My mother hasn't updated her s3 since she got it.
>updates make your phone slower to trick you into buying a new one
>why ruin it when everything already works?
Sometimes I wish I was more like her. Lollipop on my g3 was ass. Marshmallow is looking good though.
That's actually a very good idea anon
>install fairly large capacity sd
>install normie-tier programs
>put in unopenable plastic case of some sorts
>sell for twice the cost or more, why not
It's basically a pretty fun and profitable hobby.
>>tfw can't snapchat cause selfies are blurry as fuck
tfw picture from a 21mp camera is too big
Alright I fucked up. Tried it on my phone earlier today and now it's screwed. Go ahead and laugh. Call me a faggot. I should've known better. Anyone have any ideas on how to fix this mess? I miss shitposting while I shit.
Seriously, iOS is a buggy piece of shit.
The Podcast app is a useless bugged piece of shit.
Every view can be broken easily if you use something like swiftkey because of Apples forced bullshit design patterns.
A lot of apps look like shit on the iPhone 6S Plus (even apps like Spotify) with full hd screen because of Apples bullshit design patterns and because everyone designed his app for 2010 tier phones.
iOS 9.0 was probably the most bugged iOS in the history of Apple, it was a fucking terrible joke and mostly unusable. I have no idea how they can get away with shit like this. But then again, Microsoft has been doing it for over two decades now.
>But then again, Microsoft has been doing it for over two decades now.
Apple wins again.
I'm gonna take it on down to the store I got it from and see what do. Thanks anons. Although I'm pissed that I fell for it I still find it humorous.
^This is the ad in particular that I fell for. I just took a quick glance and thought why the hell not. Changing the date was the last thing I thought would ever fuck up my phone. Thanks for proving me wrong apple.
It amazes me that you can't see the irony in the fact that you blither on about how "iOS shouldn't do this, ITS SHIT TO USE" when the only thing you're pointing out is an abstract bug that no user would ever do on their own. Such an oversight is completely reasonable to anyone who has actually had to develop and publish software before, considering no one in the right mind would change the date to January 1st under normal applications.
>uses Apple for casual, ease of use - occasionally browsing the web, listening to music, browsing pics & using WhatsApp/iMessage
>Encounters no bugs, no problems
>everyone rages on about Apple is for faggots and android is so much better
Don't understand desu, iOS/Android seemingly have two different target markets so why would you compare them
look, it may shock you to know but people with JOBS (no pun intended) can afford to buy a new iphone if they want.
I mean I didn't break mine but if I did it would have just given me an excuse to go from 6 to 6s.
And if I had a 6s I'd just wait for a 7.
Android losers can't wrap their heads around this because they're NEETs who depend on their mommy to buy them their cheapo phones.
This isn't damage control cause I'm literally laughing my ass of non-ironically that you losers would even bother with this stuff instead of trying to get your tiny microdicks wet.
I mean I know you've abandoned that prospect because god knows no one wants you but you should at least try to lose some fat, gawd...
Sorry, can't hear you over my $10k Android phone
Also, please don't reply to me, I hate mingling with poorfags such as you
> some greasy fat fuck living in mom's basement spent hours to make this
> pic related
>hardware worth 230 dollars
>final price: at least 1000 dollars
>dat value per unit / profit margin
Applefags will defend this. Just keep contributing to the welfare of Apple shareholders.
It's doesn't brick it holy shit I just plugged it into itunes and updated the OS. Fixed it np senpai.
Only time my Android phone got buggy and crashed was when I undervolted too much and it got unstable on my nexus 5 or when I installed an aosp kernel on my g3 stock rom because the dev didn't clarify that.
Compared to Android ios is shit.
>revolutionizing battery technology forever through a firmware update
>o lets just mak it an eester egg XDXD
Besides, can you name a SINGLE time Apple put out an easter egg?
It would delegitimatize their cool, sleek "all business all the time wave of the future" aesthetic in an instant.
Because it's the price of 4 or 5 android or windows phones that are both fast enough for most iPhone users while lacking many of their features.
Usually more expensive products are better. You get what you pay for.
I'm torn here...
A) Apple's stuff is generally less buggy and more secure. (Note that I did not say no bugs or 100% secure.) That's why poor fags like to jump up and down screaming "SEE!!!" when a major bug or exploit is found.
B) At the same time...damn it Apple, a simple date bug like this should NOT be in your fucking OS. Did you outsource this part of the code base to PooLand or something? Your code quality has gone downhill since Jobs died and it needs to stop unless you want to prove all the "hurr durr Apple is premium shit" faggots right.
so the flaw of thinking this will "forever" break someone's phone is if the battery dies to true 0. so if the phone is constantly powered on until it truly dies, this issue is null and void and your meemz are just another middle school babby attack
>iphones so shitty and people know it
>scared to death to change it in anyway
Because it just werks.
The start of Jan 1 1970 is where Unix time counts from in seconds. It is impossible to store a time value lower than this with the way it counts. Something that iOS does somewhere in the OS then delivers a date before then, which results in an integer underflow and the phone then shits itself.
>Alright I fucked up. Tried it on my phone earlier today and now it's screwed. Go ahead and laugh.
Fuck our pricing.
Admittedly, I paid a similar amount for my Z5 but that thing is worth every cent. In fact, I've had a bunch of Apple users I know complement me on how the thing looks and feels, which is always nice.
Personally I wouldn't release any update I haven't tested myself for at least one week.
Yes it will take longer to get out, but at least I can document the bugs so the users can know what they're getting in to, or possibly fix the issues before the deadline.
Stop being such a fucking drone you cunt.
Apple has been going the same way as MS for a while now.
iOS 9 was a fucking joke, buggier than anything Android has thrown on the market in the last years.
El Capitan was just as much of a mess. Broken rights management, inability to install a recent version of Xcode, etc.