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https://twitter.com/andykoh_/status/696709036557869056

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>>52928995
>that blatant samshill shilling
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i dont get it
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>"you mad"
wew lad are you from dae le 9gag?
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>>52928995
I don't get the first picture. Looks like the Superbowl. What's the punchline?
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http://bgr.com/2016/02/10/tim-cook-blurry-super-bowl-photo-twitter-blocking/
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>>52928995
more like Tim Cuck
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ayy lmao
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>>52929048
Thanks, wouldn't have guessed what all this internet drama was about, Tim lost by being salty tho.
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>>52928995
am i supposed to know or even fucking care who this gook is?
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This is the stupidest shit I've literally ever seen

I could take a photo just as blurry with a Red Dragon if I wanted to

Sent from my Nexus 6P™
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>>52930117
he made the phone your mommy bought for you sweetheart
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>>52929985
Compressed on Windows Vista™
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>>52930250

He runs the company that hires the Chinese to make the phone your mommy bought for your sweetheart*
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>>52930250
>>52930276
I said gook you retard. Seriously who the fuck cares about this Andy Koh nobody
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>>52929022
tim gook posted a really horrible photo from his iphone and can't take the resulting bantz
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>Blocking prevents you from viewing someone's tweets
I've never understood this. There's nothing stopping someone from logging out and viewing the tweets if you have a public profile.
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>>52930313
WE TALKING ABOUT TIM COOK FAGBAG NOBODY KNOWS WHO ANDY KOSHER IS EXCEPT OP (BECAUSE ANDY KOSHER IS OP) BECAUSE HES TRYING TO SHILL HIS SHITTY TWITTER
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>>52930352
You were banned from viewing posts on 4chins before and that didn't make any sense either.

Just an inconvenience for no reason.
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>>52929029
kek
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>>52928995
How could he think uploading that was a good idea in any way?
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>>52930625
Well it served a purpose, in the early beginnings Japanese lurkers sucked up a lot of bandwidth and never posted shit, If memory serves right, moot ended up banning Japanese isp's so he could lighten the server loads.
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>>52930264
Compressed by Twitter actually.
They use about 60% JPEG.
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>>52930734
Wait what the fuck why would japs be interesting in our gaijin discussions
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>person takes bad photo
>must be the devices fault

im not even an iphone user and i onoe this thing is stupid
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>>52931315
Fuck off ishill. Doesn't matter if you post an Android screenshot, they don't hand out iPhones to you guys in the Indian shill agency.
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>>52931402
i litteraly ordered a note 5 just so i could look down on iphone 6 users
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>>52929022
Tim Cook posted a blurry photo FROM THE FIELD OF THE SUPERBOWL Internet gets their lulz over it, and I suppose that blocked guy was an extra special form of faggot.
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>>52931463
>samshit to look down on ishit owners
So you're basically just a retard on the different side of the same coin
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>>52931486
having an on field seat seems like a good way to lose a limb
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>>52931463
Fine. just don't spit in my entree when you bring it.
And another basket of dinner rolls, thanks.
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>>52930352
well shit
NOW I can view my ex's tweets

Thanks anon
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>>52931509
im the cleaning mate we are closed you are in my way mate
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>>52931516
its non of your buisness
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>>52931315

Because android vs apple is the console war equivalent of sony vs microsoft fanboys. It's just a nonstop stream of retardation ran by kids who had to save up a lot to get either. Basically post-purchase rationalization kicking in.
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>>52931564
butthurt ifag detected
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>>52931586

Poorfag with a moto g detected.
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here is a photo i just took on my lg stylo right?
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>>52931607
here is a pboto of the same scene with the same phone only im not moving the phone around as i take it

do you see how these two photos are diffrenf
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>>52931607
>school
Underage pls.
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>>52931635
its my work ya bellend
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>>52931635

What fucking school did you go to? Cafe High?
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>>52931463
>touchwizz
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>>52931607
>>52931630

this guy gets it

/g/ is too full of cumguzzling 16 year olds who have no idea that low light levels means longer exposure time
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>>52928995
>Irrelevant faggot whose only claim to fame is being blocked for harassing Tim Cook on social media

Great post OP
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>>52931857
butthurt ifag detected.
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>>52929048
>the first iPhone I simply couldn’t live with
>But before it slips away into the Internet archives and is forgotten forever

the shilling is real
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>>52931315
>>52931564

I didn't think anyone was shitting on iPhones just because some drunk guy took a bad picture. It was just a funny coincidence that it was the Apple CEO.
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everyone with an iphone, of any kind, should be sent to concentration camps. I am not kidding or being ironic.
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>>52928995
>People still believe the verge isn't biased

http://www.theverge.com/2016/2/8/10934804/tim-cook-blurry-super-bowl-photo
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>>52932053
>wanting the world to be 99.9% indian.
Spotted the poo loo.
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>>52932024
I am shitting on iphones
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>>52932098
that post is why I wrote mine: do you realise the world is suffering for you to be able to say "I got the new iphone"? It's the center of your existance.

Anyone with an iphone, of any kind, is saying to the rest of the world "I don't care about the state of the world, I just want to be in my happy consumer bliss, please let me be before the world burns".
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oh, and shit on the grave of what was his name, steve jobs (what a happy coincidence his name was jobs and he died right at the turn of the Romney campaign, with the "job creators" fairy tale).
and what's with the photos, he always takes this one pose where he pets his beard, are we supposed to think "what a visionary!" and shed a tear? Well, he learned the hard way that there is equality in front of death.
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>shot on iphone 6

what kind of marketing is this? I get that the image is fucking ass because whoever took it can't take pictures for shit, but what?
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>>52932138
I realise the world is suffering, but I don't give a slightest fuck. If you're too retarded to change things for yourself then you deserve to live in misery. The world has always been the game of stepping on top of others to better yourself.
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>>52932190
Tim Cook took that.
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>>52929985
The latest iPhone is the 6S, fix it faggot.
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>>52932226
>posted through an iphone
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>>52932241
lel why did he think it was good enough to be posted on that giant placard? This is apple, they were supposed to be good at marketing towards retard
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>>52932254
Too excited, couldn't contain it in his pants.
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>>52932253
Nope, Windows PC and Lumia 535 here. I don't get why dumbfucks think they deserve more just because they use Android. I guess they want everyone else to live in their misery.
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>>52932280
>Android?

what? are you high on something?
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>>52932299
No, are you? You stupid fucking piece of shit.
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>>52932313
dude, lay off the pills allright? I know they seem fun when you 're a sophomore, but you should have quit them by now!
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>>52931630
>do you see how these two photos are diffrenf

Not really since they're both fucking horrible
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>Tim Cock enjoys watching 100 muscular men in tights grappling, sweating and panting for hours
lewd

no wonder the pic was so bad, he was still rubbing one out
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>>52932969
If I can hold one hand steady then so can he.
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here's the thing I find funny.

Apple is touted as the product "for creators" (i know it could go either way, but it's the platform that gets the most market share amongst content creator hipsters). They've bragged again and again, and even more so via their fanbase, that their camera is better than any other smart phone camera.

Content creators are known for being picky as fuck. They need perfect exposure, a RAW file, color corrections, level adjustments, the entire CS suite only for light room because PS is too "mainstream" (that was a jab at the hipsters who consider themselves content creators). Surprisingly, the CEO of a company that makes products that these content creators live and die for should have taken the time and effort (what would have been just an easy tap while standing still for 2 seconds) to take a photo that he knew would have been seen by every one of his twitter followers. The fact that he didn't at least look at the image before uploading it goes to show how he handles instant decisions, which could go even more so on his ability to run a company.

Apple hasn't "innovated" much since jobs went offline. You can say the iwatch was a success all you want (which it hasn't been, sales peaked last year and dropped like a rock), or that the 6s is the first of it's kind with "semi rounded edges" (i don't even know who's patent trolling who anymore).

If you have Apple stock, sell it in the next few months. Nothing revolutionary has come out of Cupertino as of late and shareholders are noticing it quickly. I sold what was left of mine (sold about 25% of my shares after jobs died, glad i kept some) back around September to get some christmas shopping money, wish i sold it a bit earlier but you win some you lose some. The stock's moving average is poised to drop dramatically and another phone isn't going to move it in the up direction.
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underrated thread
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Nobody really thought that iphones take 10/10 photos all the time, right?

Come on...do americans really believe that?
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>>52935095
ever seen the iphone-ad-campaigns in the last three years? that's the only thing they're promoting.
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So you are a gigantic fan of a certain sport and want to make memorable photos, and should expect situations where you can make them.

So instead of taking a proper camera with you to make proper photos with an easy click,
you take a shitty phone and make a shitty phone picture whereas you could have originally had a good memorable picture with a proper camera designed for this shit.

Is Tim Cook a retarded fucking idiot?
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>>52935265
Yep the motherfucking CEO should just use another brand's product, of course
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>>52935442
So you are saying that Tim Cook doesn't drive any car and doesn't have a fridge simply because there are no Apple equivalents for these things yet?
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>>52935442
Wow, Tim Cook actually uses Apple iSocks and Apple iBeds and Apple iCars?
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>>52935457
>>52935461
Yep. Of course, if he was marketing how good the iPhone was at refridgerating foodstuffs, he wouldn't use a samsung.
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>>52935491
Ah, but the catch with what you said is that it now makes Tim Cook look like he was there solely to market his phone, and wasn't there for the sake of passion towards the game,
which actually insults any and all fans of the Superbowl competition and insults the competition itself by not giving it respect with a proper camera designed for this shit.
Which makes Tim Cook a retarded idiot yet again.

Frankly, i was hoping people would see through this and instead of shitting on him for making a blurry picture, shit on him for being a fraud and insulting the game.
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