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If the FBI examined your hard-drives right now, how much trouble would you be in?
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>>52873308
I have stuff sitting on my desktop right now that'd send me to prison for a long time, because I haven't gotten around to plugging in my encrypted external drive to transfer it across yet.

I'm basically James Bond, living on the edge.
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None?
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>>52873308
none, because I am not a sick fuck
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>>52873308

Depends how good they are t breaking encryption.

I dont have any pizza but it would just be Embarrassing in general.

Also I am pretty sure there are some bullshit porn laws on the books I could be violating like when they went after max hardcore.
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>>52873335
w-what stuff?
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>>52873308
Y-you too
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The current contents of my hard drive wouldn't matter anyway but I'd be fine.
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Yes, I would like it unless it involves butt stuff
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>>52873308

>DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS
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>>52873308
I just built this computer using all new components like yesterday so I'd be in the clear.
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Enjoy breaking AES encryption faggots.
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If they can't break encryption, none.

If they can, I'll never see the light of day again.
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>>52873308
Nice try. I know this thread is a FBI honeypot.
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None, crack my AES-256 encrypted HDD bitches!
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I have just couple of nude photos of my girlfriend. I have nothing illegal.. software in trial or free versions and games only on steam. I have no single video on my hdd. Just couple of images and lots od own projects/files
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>>52873558

Good evening officer
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>>52873558
normie detected
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>having shit that would get you in trouble with the FBI

No wonder you sick fucks are so autistic about le botnet meme. As for OP's question, no. The worst is just some fetish porn but nothing that would get me in trouble.
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I have no FBI, only FSS
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>>52873582
xD
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does the fbi care about pirated software or no?
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non-encrypted stuff? i'm fine.

encrypted stuff? i'm fine too.
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literally none, nothing to hide

I'm even using Windows 10

fite me :^)
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>FBI
This isn't just only a americuck thing?
Also, even though I like little girls, I want them only in 2D.

>>52873600
Jesus, anon! Share that dark stuff you got in there!
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>>52873646
Install gentoo
>>52873637
Obama care
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No trouble as they're encrypted via BitLocker
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>>52873308
I use incognito I'm a still in trouble?
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>>52873335
What stuff, anon?
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>>52873308
>tfw too intimidating-looking to get raped by a cute girl
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>>52873703
Nice try, officer
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>>52873646
I only have pirated stuff and still use Linux and encrypt my home folder. I already feel a little bit raped by Google's reCaptcha every time I post on 4chan, so I wouldn't ever use Windows 10 unironically.
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>>52873675
This must be bait.
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None, I have an SSD
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>>52873789
Does it matter?
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>>52873308
None, because the FBI can't do shit in my country and they probably don't give a shit about it anyway.
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>>52873308
well, I downloaded Skyrim and Fall out 4, very illegally
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>>52873308
None because I don't have anything illegal, what do I win?
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>>52873308
Aside from the 750gb of hd movies, I have nothing to hide.
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>>52873827
He thinks that because the wear leveling makes entire drive hashes basically useless, anything pulled from it is inadmissible as evidence.

He is, however extremely wrong.
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>>52873951
those are all backups from Dvds and Blurays, right?
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>>52873308
>have encrypted filesystems for both Windows and Linux
I just didn't each OS mounting the other's volume automatically desu senpai
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>>52873760
I promise I won't tell
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>>52873975
Actually, yeah. My DVD collection, and now my bluray, takes up an entire wall. I just didn't want my discs fucked up by my kids. Or my wife.
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>>52873789
>>52873965
Acually I'm saying I wont get in trouble because I don't have a HDD for them to examine
;^)
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>>52873308
However much trouble japanese and furry cartoons of girls (and some effeminate guys) relieving themselves, some of which maybe look as young as 14 in the worst cases, would get me in. As far as i know, nothing illegal, just generally fucking weird.
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>>52873582
I used to hoard stuff but then i realised i never even watch it again. I used to have cracked office but still i use it so rarely that i switched to libre office. Actually i have no single pirated file, not even music as im buying it on google play.
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Anyone know where I can find illegal stuff to download...?
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>>52873558
Show us them nudes plz
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>>52874208
I heard about this guy called Four Chan, maybe he can hook you up...?
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>>52873308
The stuff I hold is too big for fbi, we are talking secret police/CIA level shit here, Bradley manning got off lightly compared to what could happen to me. This shit can bring down the government and send world markets crashing to the deepest depths of doom. The shit I hold has already left a trail of blood behind it, I am the last person to be in possession which is why I have to keep moving every day. They will catch up with me soon but I have to make sure the right people get this, they will know what to do with it. If I die first though then all is lost, they will win and the world will never know the truth.
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>>52874241
No one cares about the CSGO hacker you saw anon
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>>52873308
I'd have to be in pretty deep shit if they bothered to come over to eastern Europe just to examine a couple of HDDs.
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>>52874241
>If I die first though then all is lost, they will win and the world will never know the truth.
But what about the insurance leaks, Mr. Assange?
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They would find multiple terabytes of pirated pop culture and my 4chan browsing history. Nothing to worry about since the FBI doesn't give 2 shits about my pirated movies.
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Hey, anybody got any alien/ufo shit?
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I keep all my porn, r34, and questionable content in encrypted containers. It would take them multiple centuries to get in them.

However, doesn't linux store previews of photos and videos? Where? I wouldn't mind flushing that every once in a while.

All my movies and tv shows would probably be a problem. Hopefully I could shut down my file server before they kick the door in, because that's all encrypted file systems.
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A few nudes of my gf, who still 17 for another month or so. I doubt the fbi cares too much about it.
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>>52873308
Let me ask, If the FBI examined NSA hard-drives right now, how much trouble would they be in?

NSA PERVERTS GO TO JAIL !
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FYI your 4chan "normie" stuff will still land you in jail in many counties."The FBI wont care about my..." doesn't take into account how autistic/authoritarian most FBI agents are.
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Freedom of information is not a crime, bullying and violation of privacy is.
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>>52873308
id be jailed fer life. i know illegal numbers
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>>52873308
>how would you like it if I raped you
I would absolutely love it. Even anal lol.
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>>52873308
None.

Now the MPAA is a different story.
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I have about 7TB of pirated anime, movies and T.V shows. Other than that I have nothing illegal, I don't have porn.
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FBI ? Probably none.
Some copyright enforcement agency ? My life would be ruined.
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>>52873993
>>>52873760
>I promise I won't tell
CP
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>>52875582
>>>>52873760
>Cheese Pizza
Not a surprise
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>>52873308

I'm pretty sure Bakemonogatari is enough to get you thrown in jail in Australia.
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>>52873308
I run firefox incongnito and have it to set to cache everything in my ram

if you don't cache images in your ram and browse 4chan alot then you probably have cp thumbnails on your hardisk and they will still be there even in you clear your history/cache
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>>52874450
bleachbit is pretty good for that.
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>>52875685
Why? Never heard of it, is it loli anime?
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>>52873308
nothing, they laugh at me embarrassed by my shitty public tracker torrents
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>>52874241
Give it to me, Anon! I'm the Generic Action Protagonist you've been waiting for. Your miserable ramen-slurping existence will finally achieve plot relevance.
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Loli isn't illegal, so none.
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>>52876461
>he fell for the loli isn't illegal meme
>hope you enjoy getting buttfucked by tyrone in prison you degenerate motherfucker
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>>52873308
I was 4 encrypted SDDs with Hillary Private Server data.

>FBI comes to my house
>Implying I am American
>Implying I dont have the FSB protecting my ass 24/7
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none
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>>52876503
GOOD POST, QUALITY POST
GOOD POST, QUALITY POST
GOOD POST, QUALITY POST
>GOOD POST, QUALITY POST
>GOOD POST, QUALITY POST
>GOOD POST, QUALITY POST
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>>52876508
thanks i'm trying my best
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>>52875900
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>>52876018
It's a lewd PowerPoint presentation.
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depends on how much they wanted to bust me. I have a tiny amount of JB pics that I downloaded like 7 years ago and for some reason have not erased yet
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>>52873308
Possibly for copyrighted materials but very slim
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>>52873308
>rape me
ok
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I have nothing to hide mr. FBI man :^)
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Maybe a little.

One pirated song.

"Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazarus.
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>>52873308
I transfered over the pictures from my old phones a while back and I still haven't sorted em so I probably have some titty shota from my ex when she was 16 or whatever.
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>>52873582
>muh poopyface-tier insults
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1.1TB of films

600gb of tunes

900gb of TV series

150gb of pirate software

Dallas buyers Club

4gb of images saved over 6 years from 4chan and others. This will probably get me in the most trouble
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I just pirate touhou
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>>52877836
You know, I always heard that all you faggots hide cp in pictures here. How many of my funny pictures, pepes, battle station pictures, and desktop pictures are going to have cp in them?
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Not the FBI, but GCHQ would probably find something objectionable especially when taking into account the large amount of BDSM stuff, which my government used to and indeed might still arrest people for. Especially if they're gay.
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Maybe in my cache, but am I supposed to disable all images?
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>>52873416
this

got lots of weird japanese bdsm stuff. leather, piss, open-mouthed gags. chicks wearing animal masks while having their assholes covered in jazz.
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>128gb microSD
>literally lose it on accident all the time

if they can find it they've earned it
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>>52878040
+1
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>>52873308
i just downloaded top 100 techno hits 2008,maybe thats illegal?
i dont abuse children if thats what youre asking.i loath pedos and leaseweb = pedo enablers.
how fucked would you be OP?
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>>52877836
>>52877913
Sorry, not calling you a faggot. Just the people who hide cp in regular images.
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>>52873308
If they find/break the passwords of my data encrypted probably I will go to jail for all my entire life. I guess and that's gonna be a real challenge.
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>getting imprisoned with people who did murder, assault, theft etc. from a certain magnetic strength combination on a metal disc that LITERALLY affects no other human being.

Let that sink for a moment.
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>>52878077
i wouldnt know if my funny 4chan pic collection contained steganography,i guess i could be fucked without even knowing it fml.
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>>52873308
wouldn't know for quite a few years since I have like 60 of them

probably nothing, there's some milf porn on a thinkpad 765 in my closet but other than that mostly just shitbox stuff
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>>52878120
i hear ya bro,but what one must realize is all governments are socially excepted mafia organizations.not that i had to tell you that,,
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I have so much milf and fake incest role play videos that the FBI will most likely send me to a therapist for mommy issue

I also have a bunch of random movies that I downloaded on the recommendation of /tv/. I'll probably get watch them if my internet goes out.
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>>52873308
I have luks installed, your question is invalid officer
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I'm sure I have something that might raise an eyebrow, but nothing illegal.
Also, fuck off if you don't have a warrant.
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>>52873308
Just did a clean install of windows 7 and Antergos, so nothing on 'em yet except a few Pepes and a drawing of my feet.
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>>52874241
tell us more, Neil Breen
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>>52873308
ZERO TRUBELS. I AM'z A GOOD GOY OFFICER!
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I'm a data hoarder.
They would find TBs of warez and would probably confiscate my NAS.

No pizza though.
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>>52873308
Nice try FBI
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They wouldn't though, since I live outside of US jurisdiction
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>>52873308
Honestly if they saw the do/k/ument, GBs worth of pepe, and the Qur'an, they'd probably stop right there and arrest me.

Luckily they'll never get past truecrypt
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The FBI would probably be so annoyed that they had to catalog and check all my perfectly legal pornography that they'd plant child porn.
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>>52873335
>I'm basically James Bond, living on the edge.
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I don't think 500gb of JAVs are illegal
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>>52878433
Not realizing truecrypt is breakable.
>not using veracrypt
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>>52878437
happens,,,
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>>52878472
>Not realizing truecrypt is breakable.

It's not unless we're talking about some very specific non real world cases and heavy upfucking on the user side.

>YES IT IS FAGLORD!111
Prove it.

That said, probably no harm in using VeraCrypt.
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>>52878425
like that matters
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>how would you like it if I raped you?
only one way to find out.

Also not much, considering the FBI has no jurisdiction here, and really only gives a shit about Piracy if there is something political to gain.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mXLFtG6tYw
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None. All my shit is burned onto BD-R stored in slim cases. They would have to tear this apartment to find it (literally walls and everything) If they did, I'm fucked.
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I got tons of these but I'm fairly sure they're not illegal here
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>>52878553
>>52878577
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I have a lot of pirated shit, which I guess is bad.

I also have some questionable mongolian drawings, but while loli is illegal in my country, no one has been convicted for it.
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>>52873308

none, because that shit iz overated
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No trouble, but I'd have to explain my the images of dead women and drugskags.
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I would be perfectly fine. I have like one pirated song on there, but honestly they can suck my dick. Kodi is on there too with a few addons installed to enable streaming but they don't pay attention to streaming. They're after you faggots that still download shit.
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>>52878735
>the images*

Never type while tired.
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>>52878742
Oh and they'd find out I have a documentingreality account that I paid for.

That would probably make me seem a little fucking weird.
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>>52878511
Well, it does, as they wouldn't get their hands on it and I could call police on them
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>>52878785
which country are you living? you seem very confident.
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>>52874173
Yes, switch to Google, you can trust us-I mean them with your information.
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>>52878785
not so confident after all (shock horror suprize)
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>>52874465
>A few nudes of my gf, who still 17 for another month or so.

You dirty pedo! (Unless you live somewhere where that is legal, in which case there is nothing wrong with it)
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>>52873308

>How would you like it if I raped you?

Don't date rape drug me and I'll be happy
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The party wagon has had its firmware installed into hard drives for possibly the last 2 decades

http://www.wired.com/2015/02/nsa-firmware-

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02/17/kaspersky_labs_equation_group//
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>>52879088
yet they are doing everything in their power to crack encryption,why? if backdoors are already installed.
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>>52873308
Big trouble, I'm a handler after all.
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>>52873308
"How would you like it if I raped you. " looking like that I can't say it would bother me.
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>>52873308
They would find smug anime girls.
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>>52873502
You don't save old drives?
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>>52874173
>Google play
Spotify > all
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The only illegal shit I have are some pirated games, unless they are such corporate dick suckers that they'd arrest me for that then I should be alright.
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Not to burst your bubble or anything, but if they want to fug you they'll just plant evidence. No need to decrypt anything.
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>>52873308
>If the FBI examined your hard-drives right now, how much trouble would you be in?
Assuming they don't really care about piracy I will be alright.
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>>52873308
depends on how nice they are, if they are downright brutal i will wait some time to give them my keys otherwise they can see my stuff and i wouldn't be in any trouble.
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>>52873833
better check your facts straight friend
>what is international cooperation
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>Several 6TB LUKS/dm-crypt encrypted drives containing only images of Rick from Pawn Stars.
How fucked am I?
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>>52881549
Hear helicopters already?
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>>52873308
nice try agent Rodriguez
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>>52881566
My door was just knocked down and screams of "GOTCHA FUCKO" echo through my house as I write this.
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If the police actually gave a fuck about my several gigs of pirated porn music and games then yes. But if actual policemen actually raided my actual home and took my actual hard drives? No. They would be disgusted however.
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>>52881620
>They would be disgusted however.
Why?
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>>52881620
Same here. I might risk jail instead of showing them thousands of faked pics of a granny politician here.
Shaking my head at my life family.
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Probably a lot from the stuff i recorded from skypecalls as a young boy
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>>52873308
None. If my employer examined my personal hard drive though... well, I'd be pretty fucked. Any time someone gives me access to their huge proprietary codebase, I copy it onto my external hard drive.
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None because the government forces of my nation would exterminate them the moment they set foot on the land.
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>>52878164
Any anon know if there is a tool for scanning images for steganography?
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>>52878461
Oppaitime needs you senpai
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If they'll get so butthurt about pirated music (around 250 songs) and pirated movies (2), then I might get fined, but for the rest I'm clean.
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Repair tech.

I have over 150 HDD's and a couple hundred SD cards in storage.
I have wiped about 5% of them.

My personal computers would be ok, but I sometimes worry about what could be on the other drives, which are from previous clients or bought in bulk from other repair shops.

How liable would I be if I got raided and the fbi found bad stuff on some of the drives?
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>>52873939
Skyrim is like 3 bucks on steam right now.
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>>52881959
If they're obviously not used by you, like of they have an os on them with a password and someone else's details, you won't get in trouble if they have illegal shit, but they will.
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>>52881959
Legally, they are your property, therefore you are liable.

Also, if you are a tech, you should know the importance of wiping other peoples drives.

Not to mention the data privacy schpiel of having other peoples personal data.
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>>52881962
Whats the cheapest I can legally get fallout 4?

(Dont want russian steam keys... has to work in europe)
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>>52882048
>>>/v/
also fallout 4 a shit, don't even bother
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>>52873308
oh boy, if they could break my encryption ... oh boy!
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They would just probaly leak my mixtape and find my torrented games
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I got my PC searched through once. Didn't have anything on there that was illegal, but the investigators made a big deal over my 12GB collection of MLP porn.
One of my stupid fucking roommates had been downloading CP without bothering to do anything extra to anonymize the traffic, and they got real suspicious because I had pony porn. I just told them it was what I got off on and I wasn't even into 3DPD.
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All my lewd shit is in an encrypted container. Can the FBI break Camellia?
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>>52873308
None. They are encrypted and I'm not required to reveal passwords, plus the offense has already expired. I guess using the information would constitute as a new offense, that's not gonna happen. To me they are more like trophies from another time.
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an embarrassingly large stash of porn and a good 15GB of pirated music. Various older television series.

so no. nothing they'd really care about. also, don't these fucks have anything better to do with their time?
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>>52873308
my only crimes are against good taste and common decency
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>>52873308
None whatsoever.

It's already happened. Obviously, they're not able to break DM-Crypt + LUKS.
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A few pirated games, all Top Gear seasons and some pictures.

Do you go to jail for that in Burgerstan?
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I wouldn't be in trouble but I can count on not getting that hard drive back
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>FBI
>jurisdiction in my country
ahahahh
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>>52881959
>How liable would I be if I got raided and the fbi found bad stuff on some of the drives?

You're still liable for possession. Wipe those drives ASAP. And you shouldn't need to be told to use DBAN.
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>>52875900
cached images aren't incriminating
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I have a SSD.
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>>52882136
Top kek what kind of shit did they say to you?
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They see a bunch of unfinished essays and a few shit C scripts...

They could probably charge me with abysmal programming desu :(
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>>52873308
Furshit and emulators
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>>52874644
Kek'd
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>>52873308

I don't live in America.
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>>52873308
its random data, friend... unless they own a very large cluster
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>>52884127
>>52883782

it wont save you fuckos
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>>52881233
>using all new components
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>>52873351
>on 4chan
>not being a sick fuck
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>>52873308
I post on r9k so of course I have a 1TB drive full of images of visibly upset cartoon frogs.


And of course there's my /pol/ folder full of holocaust denial stuff, but I'd only get arrested for that if I lived in Germany.
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>>52873646
So what you're saying is you know you won't get in trouble because the FBI is constantly examining your hard drive.
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>>52873308
None because I use LUKS with a long passphrase. Feds can get fucked.
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They might found my plans of world domination.
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>>52878630
>assuming north america
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>>52873308
A lot.
Not because of anything bad, but more of a lack of it and my bad luck.

I am sure they will find my computer too clean and assume I am an spy or something. That kind of thing happens more then it should.
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Why would they be examining my hard drive
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>>52881962
I am not that good of a criminal :(
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I wouldn't be in much trouble.
They might be.
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>>52873703

Probably just a small bag of weed and a vape pen bought illegally because op is underaged.
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>>52886049
just out of curiosity, how do people justify lolicon and/or jailbait images ?
from a legal stand point it might be OK, but from a moral standpoint it seems very questionable

>i'm not a pedo, I only collect lolicon images
>its art
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>>52886265
>how do people justify lolicon and/or jailbait images ?

Not everyone lives by the same moral code. I'm not defending it at all, but some people just don't give a shit.
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absolutly nothing dont even have one pirated song
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>>52886265
>muh thought crime
It's like questioning peoples' invisible friends or something.

Why would you need justification?
No one's getting hurt.

Well, maybe me if I pull my dick too hard for hours on end.
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>>52881620
> pirated porn music
Enlighten me
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>>52886348
again I said that from a legal view it might be OK, but what does this say about the person viewing the images, that they are sexually attracted to preteen girls


>No one's getting hurt.
is that justification for your fringe behavior that is looked down upon by the rest of society ?
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>>52886406
I like eating my family and my friends.

Commas, etc.
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none because i dont live in the third world
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My archiver that I run on /b/ has probably picked up some pizza, it gets posted there fairly regularly
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>>52886434
>but what does this say about the person viewing the images
I don't know and I don't give a fuck.
Depends on what observers like you read into it. Do what you want with your own thoughts, I'll keep mine.

>looked down upon by the rest of society ?
I don't bother them, so normally they'd leave me alone.
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>>52886049
God bless North Carolina, we are truly the best state.
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I would be killed on site by barrak Obama himself. One bullet to the back of the head, I have some shit on my machine I shouldnt.
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>>52886049

Of course fucking Alaska is legal, of all places.
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>>52886580
Never knew we were so free

also
>cheerwine floats
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No pirated software because Linux, no kiddy porn because I'm not a freak, no prison time for me.
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>>52882136
>I just told them it was what I got off on and I wasn't even into 3DPD.
i would pay to see the look on his face
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>>52873308
Probably none, although they might ask me about some of the works in my Islamic book collection. That said, I have a larger collection of Christian books, and decent-sized collections of Jewish and Buddhist books. The Islamic books that would make them interested are not illegal but they might be books that Islamic radicals value, hence the potential FBI interest in asking about them.
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>>52886348
Except having imaginary friends as an adult is a big concern, because it usually points to trauma or schizo. Thinking "no one's getting hurt" is all well and good until someone actually gets hurt.
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>>52873993
Oh Sweden, you'll make a nice wife one day.
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>>52886580
You guys can do whatever the fuck you want to your own media, but I'll raise a glass of Cheer to

>God bless North Carolina

North Carolina, the better Carolina.
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>>52874465
Protip: just because your girlfriend ages, those nudes will still be underage.

Although I doubt vanilla nudes pass for porn in countries other than the United States, but who knows.
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Plenty of shota and shota fanfiction, jokes about kidnapping qt kboysl. I'm sure I'll be fine
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In that case they will need to go throught 200gb of chineese cartoons pics, archived paranormal radio auditions, hundreds of archived treads and 1tb of anime
They will not find anything on me amongs this and will lose much time
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>>52881959
If I were you, I'd wipe those drives. I'd hate to go to sleep every night not knowing what is in my possession even if I were extremely unlikely to be raided for anything.
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>>52873308
Unless you country downloading pirated movies and tv shows as a crime FBI would be interested in none.

If you do, probably a lifetime considering I have about 800gbs of tv shows.
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>>52876461
>>52876473
Its legal in my country
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>>52886265
Not into it, but here are some arguments:
>Victimless crime. (Largely drawn by the same losers who consume it.)
>It's a drawing. It is lines on a paper. If drawings aren't protected by free speech, what is? If loli is banned, why not Muhammed? Why have free speech at all?
>Absurd exception (you can legally possess any other profoundly disturbing content you can think of)
>Preventative catharsis. (Pedos might be satiated by fantasy content.)
>Cure is far worse than the disease. (If we police one kind of fantasy content, we'll have to create resources to do that.)
>Policing it is fucking dumb. (One guy got sent to prison for having crude parody drawings of the Simpsons fucking each other. Seriously!?)
Either freedom of speech is free, or it isn't. It's a good litmus test to see how much you really stand by the principle.
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>>52886761
>Except having imaginary friends as an adult is a big concern
Some people call it "religion".
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>>52887494
epic bait
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>>52887079
Lots of things are illegal that would go against 'freedom'

Like carrying guns in certain places,
yelling out fire in a crowded area and so on

Your notion of freedom already doesn't exist.

Like having in your possession CP is illegal, but what if you apply a few filters to it and change the colors and other shit so now it looks like some cell shaded cartoon, where would that fall under ?

I feel it deserves discussion for sure.
fuck, maybe even a new set of laws to differentiate between having images of some preteen girl VS some 17yo one.
its all too easy to just say "lock them up" and make blanket laws about 'minors' without thinking about the reality of the situation (sexting) and the consequences
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>>52886901
>but I'd only get arrested for that if I lived in Germany.

Assuming its a legitimate business i cant see him being in any trouble for the drives that are not his
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>tfw keeping all your top secret UFO documents on the Azure Cloud

You'll never get my stash Mulder and Skulley!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
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i have literally nothing the fbi or the nsa would give a shit about. oh wow, so i watch porn and pirate music. who doesn't
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>>52873308
I have a copy of WinZip that is one billion days over the free trial period.

That's two life sentences right there...
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>>52878930
>>52886838
Its legal, and illl eventually get around to finding where i put them and delete them
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>>52873308
Unless memes were recently made illegal, I'd be in no trouble at all. I'm a natsoc, so I support my government. But the Jews would probably leak it and I'd get shitcanned.
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>>52873308
To the girl on the right:
I wouldn't mind at all.
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I have some old photos of myself in the bath. So I'd probably only get 60-80 years.
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>>52889838
>mfw I'm watching X-Files right now and mulder has got his hands on ufo files
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I won't comment on the content on my drives but I've got a hard drive degausser and a hard drive destroyer in my closet. The company I used to work for was going to throw them out so I took em. 5 minutes and there's nothing to find

>>52876491
>implying the FSB won't bribe an agent with a box of pizza rolls

>>52889838
top kek
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>>52873308
>how would you like it if i raped you

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>52873308
with the FBI?
none
at worst i might get sued by a company
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>>52873637
no
only the companies that use that software care
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>>52873308
Can I be sent to jail because of stupid memes?
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Nothing personally, but to all the Americans bragging about encryption, don't the FBI basically ignore all the freedoms and brand you a criminal for not removing encryption on your drives anyway?
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>>52873335
Anon didn't send the crash support to Microsoft
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>>52874450
What is the best way to encrypt? TrueCrypt isn't supported anymore. I've wanted to encrypt my drive because I have a lot of pirated shit, and I live in a country where pirating shit is illegal.
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>>52890362
What movie is that?
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>>52875900
How do I set it to cache in my ram?
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>>52873308
Zero. Just did a fresh install of Windows 10 the other day, and even when I had 8.1 the worst thing I did was torrent music
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>>52890931
>Nothing personally, but to all the Americans bragging about encryption, don't the FBI basically ignore all the freedoms and brand you a criminal for not removing encryption on your drives anyway?

not sure about america (most likely true) but it's certainly true in the UK and much of europe, not handing over encryption keys is an automatic criminal offense similarly to other laws where you're required to do something lest the penalty be worse than the crime you're supposed to have committed

in the uk, there's some legal speculation that even random noise on the drive can be construed as encrypted data (and failing to hand over encryption keys for this random noise being an offense), but this has never been tried in court
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>>52873582
>normal
>being an insult

Go back to r9k, kid.
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>>52873434
butt stuff
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>>52891555
You can plead the fifth in US and they can't get your password.
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>>52881620
>porn music
Is this a new meme genre I missed out on
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>>52881914
No....

Do you even understand the point of stegonography?
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They'd find the embarrassing furry erotica I wrote when I was like 14 and I'd have to commit sudoku out of shame.
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>>52891760
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>>52881959
If you are an LLC, and have signed consent to store peoples data, you are legally fine. They may confiscate your hardware for possession, but if you are not accessing it (They WILL scan accesses) then you have plausible deniability.

In the end, if they want to fuck you they will.
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Does the FBI care about pirated video games? Cause if they do, I'd have several life sentences

If they don't, I'd be fine
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>>52886761
>having imaginary friends as an adult is a big concern
There's not much research done on adults in this category, but interestingly enough teenagers with imaginary friends are on average more successful, intelligent, creative etc. than their normal peers (Siffge-Krenke 1997). I wonder how it would be with non-schizo adults?
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>>52891458
The Core. It's absolute dogshit, don't waste your time watching it. The only good thing in it is that one scene. Check the rest of it (what happens after the webm ends) here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ePBNGmxVK8
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>>52873308

> how would you like it if i raped you?
bring it on, baby! i'm all yours :^)
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>1337 H4XX0Rs thinking government agencies can't break common encryption
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>>52886580
>Cheerwine
>Not Pepsi
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>>52890362
Anyone have the /g/ edit?
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Well, I did browse /sp/ during the super bowl.
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>>52874241
Seems legit
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>>52891446
Veracrypt is the sucessor of truecrypt or so ive heard
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Lets say I walk into an US airport and Im ready to get into the land of the free. The only problem is that I carry with myself a cellphone, an external hard drive and a laptop. The cellphone obviously is not a bomb and the laptop doesnt seem like danger. Both are locked, the laptop runs two OS, and I have configured it so that one OS only shows up If I press a certain key. The external hard drive is encrypted by software with AES-256.

Some questions arise:
-Am I required by law to unlock my phone if I get randomly selected?
-Am I required to reveal the password for my encrypted drive?
-Am I required to unlock my laptop?
-Can I be denied entrance If I answer no only one time?
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>>52890002
>Deleting them forever rather than concealing them using custom steganographic methods
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>>52873308
doesen't matter, soon as I hear
>"Open up! This is the FBI"
I set off the explosives in my computers, NAS, phone and the one strapped to the back of my head.
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>>52873344
This desu
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>>52873308
Barely any
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>>52874241
Cool story faggot
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>>52874241
Shut the fuck up you chuuni faggot
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None, I'm don't have anything that interests me that would interest the police unless they really were cracking down on video games or pirated TV shows/anime
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Just pirated movies, music, and games. I should be fine right?
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None

I vpn/fde and just shitpost/pornhub anyway

It's about principles
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>>52895132
Shud b gud bruh
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I don't think any trouble. Saving is tempting, but, well, y'know
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I only have straight porn on it. So, nothing to hide.

Maybe they asked if I have license for that Photoshop I'd be worried, but that's probably not their competence.
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>>52873308
PSA: Loli is illegal in Canada.
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>>52895132
why does jav always have an fbi warning in English?
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>>52895524
Is it you?
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>>52873665
what artists you like, bro?
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>>52895529
BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHO IS PIRATING IT
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>>52895524
as illegal as jaywalking.
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>>52895599
my dad is jay leno
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>>52886580
move out the way, fucker
here comes best state soda
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>>52894194
No, the only thing I am aware of is some airports sometimes require you to turn the PC on so they can see that the components aren't removed and filled with explosives. If it boots, it passes.
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>>52895599
Reported.
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>>52895624
Except you're completely wrong
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I have illegally shared music and movies, but that's it.

If you like CP or loli, society would genuinely be better off without you.
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>>52873308
do they care about pirated guided meditation audio CDs? I can't even find this shit on amazon to buy.
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N-nothing.
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>>52881620
That's interesting, I'm an inspiring bass player and porn has the funkiest bass lines of all time.

Good job anon. Where do you get it? do you just download the audio track or is there a site that specializes in porn music?
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Does a non encrypted folder with Terriost plans take me to prison even tho it's sophisticated plan. Have all things ready? I am not saying I do but what would happen can't I just say it's ideas for a game concept.
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>>52878374
>>
/g/ whats the best hdd cleaning tool
>inb4 thermite
>not today, reddit
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Is real life loli hentai pedophilia?
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if i looked inside FBI agents personal computers how fucked would they be?
TOTALLY FUCKED
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Since I browse 4chan on a daily basis and more often than not I save /wg wallpapers and /g /b memes I'm sure there's something fishy hidden in some of those pics and/or browser cache.
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>>52873308
Nothing,everything of value is on separate HDDs on three places.
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>>52897165
pic related
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>>52873308
they wouldn't
they don't have jurisdiction in the UK
checkmate amerifags
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Nothing illegal here, but man they'll be in for alot of BBW porn if they search mine.

I suppose I should throw some tranny porn in there to keep them wondering.
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>>52873558
What are you doing on /g/ or 4chan in general then?
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>>52901119
Same here, but with some femdom and a bit or TS porn as well.
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>>52873308
whelps, senpaia, i got a fully encrypted boot partition that houses my daily data & source code with an external archival hard drive for incremental encrypted back ups, while use an EFI bootloader ensuring that my kernel is unmodified.

But, to answer your question, I have a shell script attached to a key combination that instantly shuts off my laptop. Meaning, if i see them, they get nothing but noise.

Why you ask? is it for my huge collection of smug animu reaction images? no, baka, no.

I create high end fully undetectable remote administration tools to be use maliciously by idiot "hackers" that can't into software development.

I figure, why break the law, when you can take the capitol from those that do, desu.

anyways' that's it senpai baka desu f.am 2bh s.mh
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>>52873308
wew lad
>>52881681
i'm waiting for a hardware USB keylogger from some yropoor senpaia f.am s.mh baka 2bh desu
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