It's an epic butthurt trainwreck waiting to happen.

Oh look, another revolutionary super battery.
I truly lost count of how many there have been already.

>>52685579
Yeah, but this one looks like a flat robot monkey head.

OMG price with a 12 month warranty.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steorn#Free_energy_claim
>free energy
wew lad

>>52685562
I like how there's not even a question mark, that's how rhetorical it is.

It's not as if someone willing to pose such a question is just so stupid as to not include it.

>>52685562
When will normies realize perpetual energy claims are all fucking scams. How many decades will they take to understand this.
It annoys me so much people actually support these frauds on kickstarter or whatever because they think there can be things that can literally ignore 6th grade energy conservation law

>>52685636
If a headline is posed as a question it means the answer is no.

This blog is pure gold:
dispatchesfromthefuture.com/

When first cubes arrive on the market, backlash is going to be beyond human reason. And I will bask in it...

>>52685562
>Battery manufacturers HATE HIM!
>This ordinary man has the secret to infinite energy

>>52685715
>2016
>hasn't taken the shortcut to 6-pack abs

>>52685562
inb4 it has something to do with nuclear

got a strange feeling

>>52685747
>2016
>hasn't taken the one weird fruit to lose 50 lbs in 5 days

I say don't blame the nutter/scammer.
Blame the media.

I always wondered what people that do all this (just go read his wikipedia article, that smells like scam) without getting any freaking money over time. Like 10 years later he still is a massive idiot without getting real good money. Like everyone knows it is scam and the only people that buy a license to know what the fuss is about make it public after and he invents some new shit like a phone that doesn't need to be charged in its entire lifetime (maybe because it works for 2 hours and then dies)

>>52685775
m8, the only way I could lose w8 is if my MASSIVE 6-PACK ABS fell off.

>>52685775
>2009
>not taking the shortcut to a bigger dick

>>52685792
>>52685775
>>52685747
>>52685715
upboated

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Steorn said it will be possible to disassemble it, but later they filled it with nigger cum to prevent reverse engineering.

Irish jews!

>>52685787
You assume he didn't get any money.
That assumption is wrong.
There are plenty of idiots willing to part with their money.
I bet he scammed close family friends first then began burning bridges and expanded outwards.
If Euclideon managed to scam $2 million dollars from the Australian government I bet this guy can too. As a last ditch attempt he could start a kickstarter.
We already have seen plenty kickstarter's scam attract plenty of funds from the retards.

>>52685775
>2016
> hasnt leanred the one weird trick that girls can't say no to!

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I'm guessing it's powered by potatoes?

This irish nigga already sold out the stock! He be rollin in monies!

>>52685872
We know about chloroform, we just don't use it

Can't wait for Dave's rant video on this one

As usual, it's either a straight up scam or very liberal interpretation of 'everlasting', which might mean 'you can charge it as many times as you want'.
Of course only tested for a year, or a couple hundred charge cycles.

>>52686017
Underrated post

>>52685562
tiocfaidh ar la

>>52686113
if you read into it, he's been going on about it for about a decade, ("orbo" was announced in 2006)
it is claiming to be a perpetual motion machine (aka energy-from-nothing, aka known to be impossible)

>>52685562
>No specific details of the workings of the claimed technology have been made public. Seán McCarthy stated in a 2006RTÉradio interview, "What we have developed is a way to constructmagnetic fieldsso that when you travel round the magnetic fields, starting and stopping at the same position, you have gained energy"

He's had ten years and hasn't shown how it works. Can't believe anyone falls for this.

>>52686859
it's cool, they're already mass-producing them
it seems you can preorder one for only EUR1,200
so you can find out for yourself*


*get ripped the fuck off like the others who pre-ordered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO1bOfIEqoI

>>52685562
>irish
ahahahahh

1200 Euros??? Goddamit!!!! For something that noone knows if it works or not??? Fuck me...

>>52688615
>noone knows if it works or not
yeah, no one.

>>52688615
isn't that capitalism or something?

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It seems that electricity isn't the only thing they can magically generate.

>>52685668
>mfw coworkers think that it takes less energy to break water into oxygen and hydrogen than oxygen and hydrogen produce when they explode
Ah yes, those evil oil companies covering up water cars by teaching people physics.

>>52685579
This.

Like every month there are news about batteries that can be used in phones that charge into full charge in like 10 minutes

>>52689083
Like my OEM sm-n910 battery?

The Bernie Sanders of batteries.

>>52688640
kek'd

>>52685747
>>52685775

But there is a secret to losing weight; which is a chemical called DNP [2,4-Dinitrophenol] that literally allows your body to inefficiency use ATP, rapidly consuming stored body fat and increasing body heat by several degrees. You can double your daily energy requirements with DNP, but it has the minor side effect of literally killing you if you overdose even slightly.

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>>52685629
>the technology was said to violate conservation of energy
Bullshit then.
I wish these fucking perpetual motion fuckers would just die.
I want financially free energy, like solar or a bike generator, not something that doesn't decrease entropy.
It's entirely the wrong focus.
WE'LL WORK ON THE FINAL FUCKING QUESTION WHEN WE GET TO IT YOU SHITS

>>52692620
and also the minor side effect of giving you nerve damage

>>52687152
>fairy powered
>Fucking underlined
Lost it nine seconds in.
Bet Dave will tear one down and it'll be filled with magnetofairies endlessly struggling to escape the box filled with cum.

>>52685562
why don't these tards get convicted of fraud or get put in mental asylums?

>>52687152
I kinda wish this was real.
Is that how it gets investments? I mean, people who know it's bollocks, but just hope? That if they do it 100 times and someone succeeds, it'll have been worth it?

>>52688705
Just as efficient as their battery.

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>>52685562
ayy lmao

>>52692620
DNP actually doesn't make your body use ATP inefficiently, it makes your body's production of ATP more inefficient (producing heat instead of ATP).

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>>52687152
>simple rectifying circuit
lol