>call microcucks up
>they give me a different windows key to my last one (that I thought I had lost)
Why do you hate Microsoft? They have the best customer service. Once they sent me another Xbox 360 back in the day even though I didn't send my other back. Are they too rich to care?
>call farmer up
>they give me new animal food
Why do you hate farmers? They have the best pig housing service. Once they removed my annoying neighbour pig and didn't send me one back. I got free meds. Are they too rich to care?
>They have the best customer service
Oh boy, you are one of these scammers I see