I've sent a few applications for a new job around and today

>>52634930
thats how fireeye does their first round of callbacks

>>52634951
nice guess, my friend

>>52634930
Swiss?

>>52634930
American

>>52635892
you won

How do you fuck girls through Interpals?

>>52634930
>sex
>had
>I've
jej

>>52637205
They print out pictures of each other's faces, tape them to a body pillow with a dildo/fleshlight attached to it, and fuck the pillow. Then the girl guilt-trips him into buying her games on Steam then promptly dumps him for an actual guy

>>52637205
>find foreign girl with no self-esteem and low standards
>travel to her country
>fuck

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>>52634951
>fireeye
... and still have so much bugs in their security network devices.

>>52634930
poor guy you want to hear some IT-Job Stories but /g/ ist just interested in your sexual life. I give you one facts about me.

>german
>older then 20
>IT-System-Engineer
>On an University
>Big/many networks, big/many serverfarms and many other network devices
>The most time I work with a shell and configure network devices like firewalls, switches and router
>I have many ressources to set up a lab at work and can experiment with them

I received no mail. I've written them, that I'd be glad to be hired so I can fix their mail servers.

I'm curious - can you paste the task they want you to do when you get the mail?

>>52639351
Print "Hello World" in the console

>>52639430
Might be challenging depending on whose console.

>>52639351
As said, I received no mail.