What's the fedora of laptops?

>>52545492
Ancient thinkpad

thinkpad or gaymer laptop

>>52545507
tfw i have both

>>52545492
That open source thing stallman uses. Thinkpads are neckbeard laptops.

>>52545492
chinkpad no contest

>>52545492
i do the same shit with my feet when typing while standing kek

>>52545505
He didn't say extremely good value and useful anon. He said fedora.

>>52545492
fedora? alienware

neckbeard? thinkpad

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>>52545492
How is that even a valid question?
pic related of course

those FSF-approved freedomized laptops stallman uses are patrician af mate.

>>52545666
These are mainstream as fuck. Thinkpad are way more fedora

>>52545694
but being an edgelord is part of the mainstream

>>52545694
Fedoras are quite popular.

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>>52545694
thinkpads are nothing more than business laptops, they are meant to look as boring and not distracting as it's physically possible.

alienware are flashy bullshit only a manchild would consider appealing.
they are the hardware equivalent of pic related

One covered in stickers

Macbooks, only people who think they are cool are faggots

>>52545790
Macbooks are the iphones of laptops

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>>52545777
>>52545790
A combination of these two is the most analogous to a fedora

>>52545666
Satanic trips tell the truth.

>>52545808
this is just cringe, not fedora.
I wouldn't be surprised if the owner of this laptop was some dumb "le i'm soo geek XD" teenage girl

>>52545666
>"af"
kill yourself

>>52545808
This is the reddit of laptops, thinkpad with stickers is the fedora.
Thinkpad without stickers is utilitarian.

>>52545808
>no FSF
>no EFF
>no NSA
>no Tux
>no GNU
>no Puffy
>no demoparties
>no Sun
>no Snowden
>no DEFCON
So many perfectly acceptable sticker choices and the best they can do is Beaker?
>>52545818

>>52545492
thinkpads

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>>52545492

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>>52545979
oh my fucking god is that a mechanical keyboard?

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>>52545998
It is.

So what's the debian of laptops? Latitude D620 with an nVidia card?

[SPOILER :D]because they an hero themselves[/SPÖILER :--D]

>>52545492
Does this guy wear the same red sweater every day? To be honest I do the same thing with a red hoodie, it's so comfy.

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Those dinosaur things all those weebs in college use LMAO BAKA

am I the only one that thinks stickers make a device look pleb tier or "14 year old trying to be edgy tier"?

>>52546067
In one of my courses I'm the only person with a ThinkPad, the rest are all grills with Macbooks. I think they all secretly hate me for it.

>>52546119
Oh I study business myself and have a HP Elitebook.
Literally my entire class has Macbook air and 2 people a Macbook pro. They literally asked me how old the laptop was because it was so big.

>>52546067
thinkpads BTFO

>>52545492
apple

>>52545666
Either these or one of those bulletproof suitcase ones, unless you're a professional military sniper or some shit

>>52546142
I honestly don't even know the difference between an air and a pro
what's the difference?

>>52546971
from what I know
- pro is most expensive
- pro has retina, air doesn't
- pro has nicer form factor
- pro has more upgrade capabilities
- air is cheaper

>>52545559
Consider suicide

>>52546067
Top kek america.
I get both my uni and my thinkpad for free.

>>52545625
Then you DEFINETELY need to reread that.

>>52545587
The librem?

>>52547034
air is far thinner and far lighter

>>52546067
>women in tech

probably one of those razer laptops

>>52550941
more like “arm / wrist fedora"

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>>52545492
>fedora of laptops
memebook, and memebook pro

>>52551031
pic sauce?

Thinkpad

>>52551169
old, not new!

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>>52545492
what OS does richard stallman use? does he apt-get or pacman

>>52551249
iirc he uses trisquel

>>52551249
gnewsense

>>52551304
wow, do you think he updates his packages everyday? i would pay to see richard stallman update his packages

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>>52545492
Holy fuck if I seen that man in my neighbourhood doing that I would just assume he was doing something CP-related.

He may try be as inconspicuous when it comes to technology but he sticks out like a red thumb for real life situations. Holy fuck.

>>52551102
>he cannot recognize fucking StarCraft

Just how much of a sprölö do have to be?

>>52550839
>check librem
>1800 bucks for freedom
looks like an macbook to boot

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>>52551335
it's one of my favorite rms pictures

>>52546049
That thing must weigh a fucking ton.

>>52551400
Well he should have just googled it, but I sure as hell don't recognize Starcraft either.

>>52545492
huge gaymer laptop.
Not those nice-ish hp ones that can pass as a slightly larger normal laptop, but the blue lights everywhere 2 inch thick alienware pieces of shit.

>>52551400
you too!

>>52546049
why the fuck is the keyboard so tiny?

>>52546067
she's right

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>>52551440
god damn anon that is a good one

>>52551485
It's not tiny, it a fucking huge lapotp

You mean hat or linux distro

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>>52551440
you got any more? think i should start up an rms folder

>>52551651
nothing as good as >>52551440 or >>52545492
only decided i should start saving good ones when i saw those. i wonder if i could convince him to do some kind hacker hobo photoshoot

laptops are the fedoras of portable computers if you are not in college or a buisness person you have no reason to lug around a laptop over a phone

>>52551440
He's in Australia enjoying a sausage sizzle.

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>>52551651

>>52545758
2 out of the list apply to me.
Can I be saved?

>>52552035
>enjoying
that's a look of a man who has just realized he's dead inside and hasn't had an actual emotion in 20 years

>>52552089
That's because one of the Australian organizations mistaken him for a homeless person so they took him in for a feed, a big feed.

>>52552088
It's alright man. I'm not overweight, my hair is almost shoulder-length but I condition it everyday, my glasses are in alright condition, I don't own any fingerless gloves, but the only shorts I own are cargo shorts..

Who cares if thinkpads are fedoras, they're god tier laptops

>>52546971
air is for people that want to sport an Apple logo but are too poor for a pro

>>52545492
I'm glad they stole his leeagoo, it was absoloute garbage yet he forced himself to use it because of his autistic beliefs.

>>52545492
I will never understand why he goes so far out of his way to appear such a grimey sleaze.

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Gookpads are 'enterprise' tier so they don't gleam fedora unless they're 4:3 or pre 2000

Alienware, Razer, and anything marketed as gayming is the signature fedora
Apple definitely can be marketable to fedoras as well
>>52552939
It's a conspiracy to take away his freedum

>>52553061
forgot to add, cheap Android tablet with attached keyboard can also be fedora

>>52553019
You can take the jew out of the shtetl but you can't take the shtetl out of the jew.

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>>52553076
w-what?
I carry around an LG G8, bluetooth keyboard, and bluetooth mouse in an amazon basics laptop bag. I hate fedoras :(

thinkpads are only a meme on /g/
alienware/gaming laptops are the real fedora

>>52550941
I have become fedora, the tipper of worlds.

>>52552076
fucking saved m8.
all these ones posted are golden

>>52545505
I have one of the old Thinkpads BMW used in their garages to read errors and run tests on their cars. It's an ancient laptop, with some odd ports, but to this day it boots fine, even holds charge for an hour or so.

So not all are fedoras.

Oddly, the best laptop I've ever had (and still have) is a G3 powerbook, over 15 years old and still works fine.

>>52551328
I doubt he does anything, others do it for him.

>>52551424
Shame. A laptop made by neckbeards for neckbeards would be great. A machine that actually panders to freetards would be a knockoff Thinkpad, but instead we're stuck with knockoff Macbooks.

>>52551424
>>52553534
>librem
It's not even free as in freetard. It's just a meme for hipsters that will claim it's a completely 'free' solution

>>52553610
Yep, reading their crowdfunding page I see so many red flags.
>Buzzwords and flashy pictures eg killswitches and freedom from every angle
>Using intel i5 xxxxU processor
>Compares it to a bunch of laptop and software vendors on it's freedom

So sad, guess a massively modified X61 is the only freedoms we can have.

>>52553824
How is the T61p freedumbs? I'm considering making a T6xp Frankenpad, i.e. a T61p mobo in a T60p chassis with a T60p screen.

>>52553824
it's hopeless for modern x86 really
X200, X/T60 and a few other machines can only be freed to what would be considered a full extent
>>52553893
>How is the T61p freedumbs?
no libreboot support

>>52553351
are you new or being facetious?

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Would you guys consider me part of the fedora tipping club? Quarter for scale.

>>52553977
yes, for the keyboard

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>>52554494
The loud click-clack of a Mechanical keyboard is orgasmic. What would you have chosen?

>>52545492
Fedora.

>>52554607
one without LEDs you shit eater

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>>52554658
How would you type in the dark without LED's?

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Pic related

>>52554728
You dont look at the keyboard whilst you type

>>52554763
What's going on in the head of somebody who thinks putting hundreds of stickers on a laptop makes it look good?

>>52554728
by using more than two fingers to type

>>52555231
the stickers either came with gear I bought, or I bought them to support what ever it is the sticker is.
its not to look good, its like a snapshot of a persons life really.

Has anyone ever asked Stallman why he doesn't believe in personal grooming?

>>52555632
>its like a snapshot of a persons life really.
So the brands you use are a snapshot of your life?
What a fucking meme

>>52555660
and anything else I support. I have a FIRE sticker on there, they don't even sell anything.

>>52550839
The yeemote is probably what he meant.

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>>52545758

>That kid with the cane and fedora in the grocery store

Fun fact, that kid went to high school with me.