ITT: We create the most infuriating browser
>scrolling disabled, use back/forward buttons instead but it'll only scroll down/up one pixel each time
No extensions/adblock support, also it adds a huge container with porn ads to every website.
You can only click links after you watch a 15 second video ad.
I'd actually buy a browser of the quality of old Opera tho
We need to create our own distro called 'NiggerOS'. It will have a custom package manager called "gibsmedat".
gibs install Firefox
Welfare office found
Collectin' dem checks...
Done! 24 checks collected
ctrl+tab closes the current tab
enter toggles fullscreen mode
pressing F5 refreshes every tab at once
history is listed in alphabetical order, with no way to search or sort by date
when a flash video is detected as playing, keyboard and mouse control is disabled until said video finishes playing
Holy shit that's great. It should have a really dumb looking popup character whenever it talks to you, like clippy, only it goes full screen every time and you can't close the window until he's done talking