What if /g/ was a school?
How do you think this would work out?
I'd love to tease him
haha, he'd probably get violent when I touch his cock
>just got adhd and EBD
>in sped based hs
>guy runs down the hall completely naked
>see he's about the size of shack
>see the main PE sensei chasing him
>with a diaper
>with his clothes
>find out the dude is around mentally 4
>be in class
>"I HATE MYSELF!!!" Autistic aspie begins to bite arm
>teachers run over to make him stop
>puts a straight jacket on him
>puts him in the blue padded room down stairs
>be in class
>another kid gets mad at a teacher"I DONT WANNA!"
>Picks up desk and throws it at her
>she runs out the door
WHY DO WE NOT PUT THESE PEOPLE DOWN?
>lots of crying, lots of scat, lots of anal sex.
It would be pretty good, the smart people that know what they were doing would also work alongside and motivate people who maybe aren't as good.
Alot of projects would be able to get done, and generally you wouldn't have to worry about those certain types of geeks you get in normal comp sci schools (the ones who browse reddit through class) that ruin about every project with their shit taste and try to make reddit tier memes.
Someone who was maybe good at python could help out someone who wasn't but was quite good at networking and they could exchange knowledge.
Then the normie brigade would come with their reddit memes and shit up the whole school and be a generally autist.
It would basically just be a normal comp sci course.
>Everybody being called by their retard trip names
>Is Mr Bongo Bongo Coconut here?
>A cry of "What a faggot!" is heard
>Go to the hypervisor Falcon
>"But I don't wanna"
>Sudo go to the hypervisor Falcon
>Teacher trying to teach basics of C++
>Half the class translating it to Python
>Fat kid translating it to Java
>Aspie kid trying to do it in bash
>Resident poo in loo shitting on his desk
>Teacher gives up, copy pastes Console.Beep 10,000 times and runs it
>Nobody can hear them over the buckling spring keyboards set up at the lab computers
>Basics of input devices
>Teacher shows animated diagrams of how keyswitches work
>Multiple students: "When are we going TiVo get to the Topre endgame?"
>Druggo burnouts sitting up the back selling each other stolen Artisan caps
>Poor kid asks teacher why there was no diagrams of Kailh switches as that's all he could afford
>Daily serving of Mountain Dew, Doritos and pizza
>Gaymen clique set up wireless AP and are playing CS 1.6 on their ThinkPads
>Literal gay men clique eating shit commenting that it tastes the same as yesterday's lunch to their normie friends on Facebook with their iPads
>Operating systems general
>Teacher tells class that they're going to practice installing Arch today
>Everybody gets out their ThinkPads
>Gayfag asks if it'll work on his Macbook
>Smartass at front of class already at it, using Architect
>Class four hours long, and homework is to try and get X working
I can't be bothered writing more as I'm on my phone but I hope somebody has enjoyed it so far
I'll keep going tomorrow if the thread is still here
>in special school with all the other forms of personality disorders including ODD making it the trashcan of the education system
>ODD assholes bully
>report to teachers
>"yeah but that's one of their disorders"
not gonna lie, I fantasized about shooting that fucking school up.
Seriously people with ODD should be sent to fucking bootcamp.
Running out of ideas... Any tips?
added something to your edit - a veet wax strip
No, it's called their parents are pussies and afraid to smack their child.
"SHUDDUP AND SIT DOWN AND DO YOUR GOD DAMN WORK!"
"How do you get your kid with ODD/ADHD to work? Use JustSmackThem! It works! Just smack them a few times and BAM! They listen!"
"Brought to you by the creators of JustSwallow!
I'm starting to run out of place...
next will be ricing
This one is /fucko/ is you don't understand it
This is the final one.
I've wasted my afternoon enough already.
>Walks in hall
>"OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?"
>Looks down, literally someone just shit on a mac book for no reason
>"IT DOESN'T RESPECT MUH FREEDOMS!" He says as he zips up his pants
>What if /g/ was a school?
>How do you think this would work out?