Things you can only do with an iPhone

Be a faggot

>>52454373
Not if he was murdered by a nigger for his iPhone.

>Finding your wife's husband after he is murdered

>Husband uses Android device manager to find his wife being fucked by a black guy

Pay 80 times the production cost for a product.

>>52455084
If you read the bottom of the image it's clear he was beheaded by a mexican drug cartel.

>>52454373
>what is Android Device Manager

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>>52455167

shatter the front glass every month or two

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>>52454373
>letting your wife have a smartphone

>>52454373
android and even fucking windows phone has this feature too, you goddamn meme machine

>>52454373
>now wife has to finish paying 18373638929 pesos for iphone

>>52455136
Finding yourself after you're murdered? How does that work?

>>52455136
Why would you want to find the body you hid in the first place

>>52454373
>What is Android Device Manager
>What is Where's My Droid
That's pretty sad though honestly

>>52455295

This.

Every other iPhone I've seen has a shattered screen. I've owned an Android phone since 2010 and never cracked the screen. Are iPhone users just intrinsically clumsy or is the phone design just that bad?

Online shop for your wife's son.

>>52455167
>android

Cuck

>>52456031
Probably a /r9k/ joke

When daddy messages me on his iPhone, I get a nice little boner

this is just a simply guise of invasion of privacy

that poor man couldnt even have privacy after he died

>>52454373
android literally had this first

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>>52456792
Yeah but the iPhone user got murdered first, there's a difference

>>52455084
>husband murdered by nigger for his iPhone
>finds iPhone still with nigger
>nigger rapes her on spot
>she realizes that nigger cock is superior
>husband gets cucked even after his death