You will never own a laptop this sexy because you're a freetard

>>52432849
>glossy screen
>shitty keyboard
>less than 17"
>literally no ports

>>52432849
>implying it cant run linux

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>>52432849
>You will never eat shit from your hands

Thank god.

>>52432849
A few weeks ago my laptop got stolen and a friend gave me his spare macbook to use while I was waiting for my new one to arrive (thank fuck I insured it).

I have to say, I seriously don't get what all the hype is about. It wasn't faster than my old laptop (Dell latitude E5550), I wasn't more productive using OSX than I was with either Windows or Linux. It also wasn't bad or anything, but it certainly wasn't better than any other laptops I've used in the same price class.

Red pill me /g/, what did I miss?

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>>52432964
>what did I miss?
Autism that most Apple fans have.

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>>52432978
>Autism that most Apple fans have.
this desu senpai

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>>52432964
the cock that gets inserted in your ass

>>52432849

>implying I don't have one

Kek

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>>52432964
>a few feeks ago my mackbook got stolen
just

>>52432991
>applel mouse hanging by lamppost
kek

>>52432849
i own one tho

>>52433002

are you stupid

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:)

I will never be the kind of idiot who gives a shit about having the sexiest laptop.

macbooks are the one thing apple is good for

>>52433005
Kek, I didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

>>52434620
You wear cargo shorts don't you?

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>owning a windows laptop

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>Implying my laptop isn't sexier

>>52432864
>glossy screen
yes
>shitty keyboard
kek what
>less than 17"
yeah it's a conveniently sized laptop not a portable desktop & monitor
>literally no ports
kek what

>>52434698
That thin bezel is nice, can't stand those thin laptop keyboard though

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>>52434689
and what exactly is wrong with that? I needed laptop for my work that required a lot of travel recently and I needed windows-based machine

>>52432849
But I do own one :^)

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>>52434849

>2.60 GHz

>>52434906
implying you could do better with laptop

>>52434849
>travelling with that monster
>probably weighs the same as your average desktop
convenient

>>52434751
You get used to it, it's actually fast to type on because you don't have to press, just tap.

>>52432849
but I do own one.. 2015 model cause I'm a senior dev that gets shit done and not a poorfag like the average /g/ tard

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Heh heh.

>>52434646

No.

>>52432964
bettertouchtools, hotkeys for everything, drag n drop installation, plug anything and it works instantly (screens / usb devices).. Also you might learn how to properly use OS X as 90% of SH uses it... or just stay in the basement eating rats and fucking pillows like a normal /g/ user do

>>52435048
it's not that bad, I carry it daily in my backpack, weights like 4kg and I menage just fine, what pisses me off is how heavy the charger is
also fits just fine in carry-on bags when I fly
also it still has one free ram slot I look to fill up (ram is basically most important resource for my line of work)
1TB HDD, 250GB SSD, non-glossy 17 inch screen
works like charm and it's only like one year old
>>52434906
I think top laptop i7s only get up to 2.8 baseline

I'll never own one because I need more than one mouse button.

>applefags care more about looks than about actual performance and usability

It's actually kind of sad

>>52435110
OC it to 3.2 b0ss

Don't be a mad cunt and have it perma 3.5 because it'll be house fire

>>52434689
> average /g/ user
> what's wrong with that?

fedora is like the best, amirite?

so /g/ people ditch macbooks (nix laptop that allows you to work for 9-10 hours with stock battery and fully recharge in 40 mins or less) but buys cheap plastic winshit with no terminal where they "code"

GL dos hackerssss

>>52435138
its actually fine once you get used to two finger click for right click

>>52435216
>two finger click for right click
>appleshits think this is okay

>>52435138
and this is how ignorant /g/ is about macs

>>52435260
come on jeremy, just eat less and you will be able to right click with ur sausage fingers

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>not valuing your freedom
stay pleb

>>52435291
>if you're not okay with retarded things it means you're a fat ass

I'll have you know I lift 5 times a week.

clickbait

>>52432849
It looks just like all the others before

I can live with that.

>>52435327
calm your fedora jeremy

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giant faggot reporting for duty

>>52435260
obviously I'd prefer a mouse but it's a laptop fatty

poorfag laptops with two different clicks are the worst anyway

>>52432849
Anyone running linux on the MBPr?
Does it even work correctly?

>>52432849
Had to use it for quite a while instead of my main laptop at work. That's some next level bullshit, couldn't even put a 1.5TB HDD in it, had to buy a HDD USB dock. Also, OSX lagged on it. Apparently it fails at every "nontrivial" thing you try to do.

>>52432849
>implying you cant run gentoo on macbook
not that I care, my laptop is sexier anyway

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>>52436007
>>52436042
>>52436061
>>52436077

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>>52436124

>>52432849

>$1,269.00

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I like eating shit out of my hands

>>52436241

Why do your hands excrete shit? Normally that stuff comes out of the butt. Are your parents brothers or something?