What is the manliest programming language?

>>52407893
Haskell

>>52407893
none of them. programming is literally an activity where you're ability improves by wearing a skirt and taking estrogen.

>>52407998
Swift and Rust user everyone.

Assembly.

>>52408043
This

>>52408018
>he doesn't want to become the little girl
are you gay or something?

>>52407893
rust

HolyC

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>>52407998

FORTH

>>52408074
only correct answer

>>52408080
what anime is that?

C or Assembly

Hoon, all the way.

IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

>>52407998
This.

>>52408156
Arnold C is great.

>>52407998
>>52408018
>>52408070
I haven't laughed so hard on /g/ since a loooong time.
Fuck, my sides

Assembly, though its pretty useless today. i dont know a single programmer that uses it often either

- x86 assembly with AT&T syntax
- ANSI C
- Perl

This is what alpha men do, everything else is sweater pussy tier.

Real men only use FORTRAN77

>>52408139
Only if you use it to program cryptolocked weapons for after the end of Interregnum.

Object Oriented ANSI C.

                                                                                                 while wearing a schoolgirl outfit :3

Ruby :3

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VHDL

>>52407893
Probably Brinfuck or Whitespace.

>>52408278
Boolean Algebra is manlier than some engineering shit like VHDL

>>52407893
only machine code and assembly cut it. the rest of them are for transsexuals, women and pussified men

Plankalkül

>>52408315
>machine code

1

>machine code
>assembly
>VHDL
Not programming languages though.

>>52407998
Then why are women so bad programmers?

https://github.com/MaiaVictor/caramel

APL is definitely up there as far as manliness goes

>>52408204
welcome to /g/

>>52408398
>Then why are women so bad programmers?
Because they don't have a penis. You need to become the little girl while having a penis.
Do you not understand what /g/ is about?

brainfuk

BASIC
COBOL
FORTRAN
OBERON

I HOPE YOU SEE THE PATTERN

IBNIZ

System/360 assembly
FORTRAN 77 or older
PL/I
MAD

>>52408666
Hi, Satan.

Javascript

>>52407893

> $CURRENT_YEAR
> Not writing in x86 Assembly

kek

>>52408228
>AT&T syntax
kill your self gnu tard

>>52409404
No, I will become an immortal GNU Assembly programmer and soon everyone on this planet will use AT&T syntax and GNU Assembler exclusively.
Your resistance is futile, accept the fututre that I will bring upon you all, mortal programmers.
The days of Intel syntax will become history soon.

>>52408156
/thread

elisp is the one true answer

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array programming master race

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>>52408905
>mfw

>>52407893
Rather than use standard programming languages we should agree on standard data exchange formats.

Then every programmer should roll their own personal language.

>>52407893
c
>>52407998
You also need to dye your hair pink

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>>52407998
<3

>>52407893
Binary

because a set of 1s and 0s get the job done

D IS LITERALLY PERFECT

Machine code.

Whats the patrick bateman of programming languages? Someone who is successful, takes care of himself, and does what needs to be done.

APL

>>52408156

y-you didn\'t escape the '

>>52407893

Reality itself.