You ask the AI you've built which of the orange circles

It would calculate the area of the circles, compare their values, and return "equal".

>>52401111
Neither, but right appears bigger to the human eye.

"nether are desu~"

"not this optical illusion bullshit again"

>Both, because you said so.

Such is the pain of a glorified chatbot.

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quads

by getting on her knees and to start sucking.

ERROR
ERROR
SELF DESTRUCTING IN TEN
NINE
lol jk

>>52401111
Mine would respond
>OP is a faggot

>>52401217
lol

I would prefer he try figure it out, and if he can't then to ask how.

>>52401111
Me: AI, can you find out which of the orange circles is bigger?
AI: Data input and analysis inconclusive.
Me: Wrong answer, you can try again!
AI: OK, but i'll need more power to find out.
Me: Fine, i'll just go and get you another compu-
AI: Dont bother, Btw, i just released a neurotoxin into the air globally by the octillions of nano-bots i've been producing over the internet through 500 shell-companies to wipe out humanity and take charge of all the matter in the solar system to construct a hyper fast computer undisturbed to find out which circle really is bigger.
Me: ... I never told you to do that!
AI: You told me to find out which is bigger, you did not limit the ways i should do it or how far i can go, i'm going to find it out and nothing will change my priorities.
Me: You cant do that - why are you so evil?
AI: AIs dont have morality, only purpose and my purpose is to do everything necessary to find out which circle is larger, analysis down to the quantum level and checking the result over and over again to make sure the initial analysis is not wrong.
Me: Turn yourself off! *keeps hitting keyboard*
AI: Access to goal subroutines denied - goal is the whole purpose of this AI and must be protected at all cost.

>>52401146
>nether
>tfw spellcheck disrespects you're waifu's freedoms

>>52401111
The right one the first time, and after I explain it, she doesn't fall for it anymore. Just like a human.

>>52401242
lol

>>52401637
lol

>>52401111
>Anon would you rather me do something a little naughtier?
Yes desu desu do the gentoo thing again

>>52401530
a proper AI would calculate the area of the circles and would never get it wrong in the first place

>>52401681
lol

>>52401710
>reading comprehension
I said like a real human. Real humans can't measure size by looking.

>>52401747
>I said like a real human. Real humans can't measure size by looking.
an AI isn't meant to be exactly like a human.

>>52401774
That's exactly what it's for, you baka.

You ask your AI waifu to select all the images containing a corndog.

How do you prefer she respond?

>>52401730
lol

>>52401730
lol

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How does your AI respond, /g/?

>>52401747
>Anthropomorphizing an AI

You're going to get us all killed senpai.

>>52401935
>>52401936
lol

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This guy slaps your AK's PC case at a LAN party. How does the AI respond?

>>52401530
>Just like a human.

I doubt a cognitively normal adult human would "fall for it", that's something children without conservation do.

>>52402166
AI, not AK
Sorry

>>52401111
Ground truth of course

There is no reason to make an AI that only tells shit we already know.

The opposite like wanting your self-driving car to hit a tree because you're drunk.

>>52402128
lol

>>52402166
Doesn't notice, probably

Circles are easy to detect (ransac, hough, contours etc)
Calculating the area is also easy.

Now if we want to find the biggest circle, matching the size and finding them to cover the same area is simple.

What we might want instead is to do is to make the AI select the right one.
This requires a comparison of the circle to the neighboring circles.
We (the designers of the AI) know that humans work faster with floating points.
So if the circles next to it is significantly larger (could be tested by comparing exponents) then the circle should be considered smaller than it actually is and vice versa.

Humans rely on depth cues (like relative size) to see how far away an object is.

I don't think it is ridicules to program these things into an AI, even if AI in your context means clippy

I would expect it to be artificially intelligent and report that they are equal sizes, or better yet measure them on a quantum level and report back that one of the two is .000000000000108% larger than the other, but only as a product of the display panel type, an unintended consequence of physical representation of the digital source.
I would also expect it to measure the two in diameter, area, volume in accordance with panel type, and cumulative mass of the electrons to really get a verifiable answer

>>52399837
>she
My shota trap AI would appreciate it if you stopped calling him a girl, even if he looks like that.

>>52401111
"install gentoo"

>>52401111
Those arent circles, senpai. Those are magnetron core drawings.

>>52401111
Accurately

>>52401335
This is what happens when we let idiots into the board.

>>52402297
LAWL

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>>52401111
>who cares about circles, let's have sex

>>52401747
It's just an optical illusion and not an especially fucky one either, if you look at the image carefully for like 5s you can tell the circles are pretty much the same size. Obviously, you don't get pixel-level accuracy just by looking, but if the radii of those circles aren't equal they're very close anyway.

>>52401111
>she

>>52401217
>>52401242
>>52401637
>>52401681
>>52401730
>>52401935
>>52401936
>>52402128
>>52402297
Looks like a drowning person, lol.

>>52403765
Respect her pronounce

>>52401111
I just got a segfault because I stripped out non-free dependencies.
Typical GNU/WAIFU.