So we've tested mayonnaise as a valid paste for CPU's.

>>52391492
Let's get Stallman to donate the sample for the testing. I'm sure he's got plenty of extra from all that basement dwelling.

>>52391553
stalman is asexual and does not produce semen

>>52391492
I'm 100% sure someone tried and reported it was very bad at this job because it dried too fast.

>>52391575
A larger sample size will weed out if watery or thicker semen is better as a paste. You'd think it was watery, but a thicker cum will retain its juices longer

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>>52391575
That just means the semen came from someone with a poor diet. We got to make the sample giver drink nothing but
>pic related

>>52391492
Imagine the smell

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>>52391672

>>52391627
This depends on how the semen breaks down under high temperatures. We're talking about a temperature gradient of around 50-70 C. Fairly sure proteins degrade at this temperature, but what they degrade into can be tested. A different diet and sperm count could theoretically yield vastly different results.

>>52391720
No, we're not doing this again. Faggots like >>52391638 are fucked up enough but you sound serious. I bet you've already tried you degenerate. What's your diet plan?

found OPs steam

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LM4/

>>52391824
Is this the guy who gave away those free steam games on that /b/ thread?

>>52391492
:(

rip pawl.

>>52391803
>my diet
You're implying I'd tear apart my gaming rig to test my own cum.

Maybe on my new rig I will.

>>52391897
You'll probably jerk off your dog and save the semen.

>>52391938
>dog semen
Fuck it, if some degenerate is going to test semen as thermal paste on his CPU AND also sample different diets. Then he might as well start offering 5 dollar blowjobs to collect community samples as well. Better yet, why even stop there. Jerk off the dogs too, in the name of science you fucking furfag

>>52391824
no

>>52392046
>Better yet, why even stop there. Jerk off the dogs too, in the name of science you fucking furfag
my fucking sides