So we've tested mayonnaise as a valid paste for CPU's. Why haven't we tested semen yet?
That just means the semen came from someone with a poor diet. We got to make the sample giver drink nothing but
This depends on how the semen breaks down under high temperatures. We're talking about a temperature gradient of around 50-70 C. Fairly sure proteins degrade at this temperature, but what they degrade into can be tested. A different diet and sperm count could theoretically yield vastly different results.
Fuck it, if some degenerate is going to test semen as thermal paste on his CPU AND also sample different diets. Then he might as well start offering 5 dollar blowjobs to collect community samples as well. Better yet, why even stop there. Jerk off the dogs too, in the name of science you fucking furfag