>tfw I've spent years hours a day on this site
>tfw you're all stupid and obnoxious
>tfw being face to face with all the time I've wasted reading shitposts and viral marketing
Yeah, faggot. You know you like it.
And yet you keep coming back. And you know why? Because we're the only ones who understand you, and because we're the only ones you can talk to about anything.
Don't forget. You're here forever.