there, you luddites can shut up now
>>52357268
>antique
triggered
>>52357268
>adapter
lmao @ ur lyfe
>>52357268
As a long-time collector of "Apple is dying" posts I am disappointed with the lack of the word "beleagured" in this thread.
This is a mandatory element in any discussion of Apple's financials and future since the mid '80s.
Please try harder.
>>52357362
>mid 80's
Apple was practically belly up when Bill Gates bailed them out in the mid 90's.
I'm looking for the Apple funeral thread? Is this is?
>>52357410
This is the only legitimate reason to hate Bill Gates.
>>52357268
You retard the lightning connector has a line out
>>52357268
>having to carry an extra device around
fuck that
>>52357467
His money would have been better spent on a little Tyrone in Africa.
>>52357268
>not using bluetooth everything
It's like you're all poorfags.
> having another dongle to keep track of
What happened to simplicity and usability?
Been off /g/ for a while, what am I looking at?
Nintendo doesn't have this problem. :^)
>>52357522
Apple getting rid of the 3.5mm headphone jack on the next iPhone, since that is the reason phones aren't creditcard-thin yet.
>>52357557
Sauce?
>>52357566
http://arstechnica.com/apple/2016/01/report-next-generation-iphone-design-will-ditch-the-3-5mm-headphone-jack/
>>52357580
Kek thanks for the laff
>>52357557
>creditcard-thin
Aren't iPhones flexible enough as it is?
The "thin" fad is going to come to an end very soon. Once they get to a certain point people will get tired of Apple's sensationalist bullshit and want a phone with actual battery life and doesn't get rekt after being dropped 3 feet above a carpet floor.
>>52357655
NO
WE NEED TO GO THINNER
>>52357548
"If you don't make it at Nintendo, you go to werk for Apple. I'm being serious." -Ho Chi Mihn
>>52357655
they should put hinges to make it collapsible.
there, saved apple. Where's my money?
>>52357763
>the new revolution in smartphones will be flip-phones or slide-phones
>>52357775
Beat me to it. What is old becomes new again. And I bet crapple will patent it as well -_-
>>52357788
Of course. And they will market it as "revolutionary" and "never done before" and the masses will swallow it all.
>>52357268
>buying apple anything ever
When will normies learn.
>>52357268
>Bluetooth
:^)
>2016
>still using wired shit
>>52357655
>THINNER
>Apple getting rid of 3.5mm connectors
Based as fuck. Wires need to fucking die, it's 2016, come on people.
does apple ded? how do I text everyone on iMessage if apple ded?
>>52359527
The 3.5mm connector is never going to die. It has basically been in use since the invention of stereo audio.
>>52359527
bluetooth drops quality since it transcodes the audio, realistically people will buy a usb sound card and carry it around with the 10 other accessories you need to have a functional mac
>>52357268
I bet you would have been one of those people who said the 1/4" jack was on its way out, and you'd be equally wrong. Audio signals are audio signals, and that will never change.
>>52357655
Not until I can keep my phone in a bi-fold have we gone thin enough.
>>52359612
>bluetooth drops quality since it transcodes the audio,
In its current version.
Do things never improve on your planet?
>>52357268
>likes to get even more microwaves to his brain
>already braindead
>twf
>>52357268
Remove the most widely used auto connection
Make a external brick with Bluetooth
So you can enable use of said standard
connector
You have to use Bluetooth external adapter to use a connection applel took of the phone for no reason, at all.
>MFW people attempt to rationalize applel's decision
>adapter
>>52357268
>more batteries to charge every day
kek
Of course, this is the company that not once, in its entire existence, put a separate left and right button layout on their mice, and not only that, but they have also never, in their existence as a company, make a decent shaped mouse.
>>52357268
>>52357268
or hes a true faggot macfac
>>52357268
>>52357268
>has a slightly thinner phone
>has to carry around yet another gadjet to compensate for phone uselessness
thx for the tips shill
>>52357268