Tech Illiteracy

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>>52339330

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>girl I sorta kinda knew in school chooses me as her next flavor of the month
>starts to copy everything I do
>downloads GIMP and Blender and fails horribly to impress me with her art skills
>she gets mad and wants me to teach her how to use them properly
>she gets bored a few minutes in and wants me to teach her how to 'hack'
>lol okay we'll start tomorrow
>burn a copy of templeOS that night
>the next day she's uninterested as usual and wants to move on to the next big thing
>okay but first let me install this software that will let you hack into anything
>she gets bored and leaves me alone with her laptop as I wipe everything on it and do a fresh install of templeOS
>I hand it back to her and she get impressed with the 'l33tsp33k' on the screen
>I promise to show her how to hack later
>never talk to her again

Fuck manipulative bitches. Nobody can try and get in this anon's head

>>52340329
Did you hack her pantsu, tho

>>52340456
Nah she was a total whore. It was super obvious she was just trying to make me an orbiter

>3dpd, not even once

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>>52340329
I wonder what makes females like her do such things. Actual girls are more trouble than they're worth

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>>52339128
Man, there's this website that's full of people like that. Check this shit out.

>>>/g/catalog

>>52340329
I might be autistic and am not getting something, but it appears she just wanted to fuck.

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>>52341242

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>>52341231

>>52341231
i'm sincerely worried about the lack of grounding cable on japan's plugs

>>52341242
>just werks
>you can't even install software in linux without the command line
>did i do well
>how do you hide your porn
>shilling
>facebook-tier "Mac vs PC" memes
>what are essential apps for foo
You speak the truth.

>>52340329
>starts to copy everything I do
>wants me to teach her how to use them properly
>wants me to teach her how to 'hack'
She wanted you to shut up jam your dick in her, you fuck

>>52341549
Don't worry, they work under the American philosophy of 110V being fine for everybody.

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>>52339128
I would beat the fuck out of my sister if that were the case.
I'm not even fucking joking, I wouldn't give two shits about being a "woman beater". I would smack her fucking face through the back of her heat.
This post made me visually angry.

>>52341619
wtf this is not real

>>52339137
do people really buy new iphones when their old ones are"full"? No wonder iphones have so little free space and is so expensive to upgrade with extra 8 gb. they are selling to idiots

>>52342178
I read that as "I would fuck out of my sister if that were the case", and was disappointed when I re-read that.

>>52342178
See >>52339595


>>52342229
It's spelt iDiots.
IPhone was okay up till the 5s, after that it just went downhill.

>>52340935
She just wanted your dick, you akward nerd.

>>52341242
Lost it

>>52341290
It is likely she just wanted to fuck. She just used GIMP/Blender and her computer as an excuse to spend time with the dumb fuck.

>>52341619
Wouldnt this count as fraud?

>>52342281
Agree, iPhones were top tier years ago (even tho some memetards will say otherwise), but they fucked up one they joined the "muh cores" and "muh resolution" wagon

>>52342334
Big screens were a massive turn off for me, or else I would have upgraded from my nexus 5 to an iPhone 6s.

>>52342313
How?
It's not the upgrade they're charging for, but the time they put towards the upgrade.

>never wanted a smartphone
>using a £10 phone I got years ago
anyone else masterrace?

>>52342383
That's only because the smartphone can't fit into your burka and your husband will whip you if he finds you on the talky walky.

>>52342423
I'm a white guy, try again

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>>52342313
>Wouldnt this count as fraud?

>>52342146
whats wrong with this? guy with disposable income wanted to buy some cool audio stuff? wow

>>52342313
why would it?

>>52339128
>>52339595
this makes me want to rip off my own skin

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>>52339128
>Post pictures and stories of people who have little knowledge of technology.

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>>52344994

>>52340329
>do a fresh install of templeOS
Sure you did.
I love /b/ greenstories. They are the best, we should totally write a book guyz.

Anyone find old people really fucking stupid?

I mean, how the fuck did they manage the last 80 years of their life?

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>>52345528

>>52345528
Technology simply accelerated and is accelerating too fast for them to keep up.

>>52345540
is this a new meme, wheres it from?

>>52345561
no it's a shitty forced memem by the guy who made a shitty general today.

ignore it.

>>52345528
There seems to come a point where you just lose the ability to learn new shit. It'll probably happen to everybody here when we reach 70/80 too.

>>52345608
Warren buffet and Clint Eastwood look fine to me

>>52339330
>>52339343
I think I just died.

>>52345626
I know there are exceptions, I'm just making an observation. There seems to be a point when people get older that their minds just stagnate, probably because of lack of stimulation or something.