>girlfriend uses my chinkpad >types in some weird chinkanguage

>>52265993
>he got cucked to spend Chinese New Year in China

>>52265993
Yes. Open Google now om your phone, your boarding pass and everything should be added there.

Google was quietly making your life more convenient and you only just noticed it.

>>52266020
>implying I won't enjoy tons of seafood while sitting in the corner of her parents 40m2 flat not understanding a single word of what all others will talk about all time.
I actually enjoy CNY.
>>52266047
I can't find any information about this. But maybe I am just too retarded to google.

>schweiz
bergjude pls go

>>52266403
>Swiss guy with a Chinese girlfriend
enjoy your gold digger

>>52265993
"Girlfriend" how much did you pay for her?

>>52265993
yep, my gmail address is very short and rare and i get confirmations from people who misspelled their own emails for flights. they even get added to my calendar.

pretty fucked up

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>girlfriend

>>52266403
shouldn't you be fighting refugees in Cologne?
;^)))

>>52265993
>So google parses my mails to find out when I'm going to fly to which place?

You didn't know this?
Even MS don't do it, google is the only one I know of who not only scans documents/attachments "for safety" but also e-mail contents to give targeted ads.

Google is an advertising company so should not be surprising, what is though is the amount of GNU/Linux users that shill for Google.

So, learn from this and start hosting your own MTA. Your emails are no one else's business but yours.

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>>52266941
'girl'

>>52265993
Google also parses your mail to inform you about packages you'll receive from amazon or newegg.

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>>52265993
>uses google
>has gnu as his profile pic