You're given unrestricted access to the Pleiades Supercomputer

install ubuntu 12.04

:(){ :|:& };:

mine btc

Hack the Gibson.

>>52242569
Brute force some Project Euler problems.

>>52242569
Crysis 3

>>52242569
take a screenshot of htop showing a gorillion CPUs and shitpost in speccy threads with it

Mine for dank memes

>>52242569
shitpost on a chinese image board

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>>52242569
upscale anime to 4K using the latest and greatest VP9 encoders for optimal file size

>>52242569
>:(){ :|:& };:
or browse 4chan on workstation via X11

>>52242569
Mine BTC, also bring a few cute outfits and take pictures of me posing by it and then shitpost about how I'm mining BTC with a supercomputer with the pics as proof, nonstop for the next 48 hours.

>>52242781
>cute outfits
you might as well go all out and cosplay an anime character

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Watch pleiades

>>52242569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6dQxQBHiB0

>>52242826
Looks like it was tailored to the neckbeard demographic

>>52242569
>download linux
>make allyesconfig
>time make -j

>>52242818
That would work to, but I still have a feeling I should do more than one.

>>52242887
make sure one of them is a maid

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mine

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>>52242569
sudo rm -rf /

>>52242622
You're stupid.

>>52242679
Ha

>>52242826
>[HorribleSubs]
>subs
>not speaking Japanese

Haha, take a look at this faggot.

>>52242569
Install Mathematica and bring it to it's knees.

>>52243012
Nah, for that you need GTA IV

>>52242679
I like you

>>52242569
maybe emulate a few mega drive games and browse 4chan

>>52242622
>mine btc
/thread

Mine bitcoins.

>>52242569
fortune | cowsay

>>52242569

install Windows

48 hours... how much BTC could you mine?

Calculate some space stuff, just like Donald Glover in The Martian :^)

>>52243149
with over 5 PETAFlops of power at your fingertips? i would say... all of them

Divide by 0

>>52242569
wait like 20 years and have the power of that computer in my laptop
>implying laptops exist in 20 years

>>52243149
>>52243211
Looks like the Bitcoin network is currently estimated at 9651294.46 petaflops, so not quite...

>>52242951
>sudo rm -rf /
get with the times kid
sudo rm -rf --no-preserver-root /

>>52243255
preserve*

>>52243255
>sudo rm -rf --no-preserver-root /
wtf is the difference?

>>52243149
$15

>>52242569

Who wouldn't fucking mine btc?

run 3dmark and get the best score

>>52243267
you can't do rm -rf / anymore because it treats / like a special snowflake
the --no-preserve-root takes away it's privilege

play crysis xD

>>52243302
ah okay. thanks

>>52243244
I love how Bitcoin is probably the world's most powerful computer network. All it took was the offer of free imaginary money.

>>52243281
Seriously?

>>52242569
install BOINC, add seti, rosetta and einstein projects, run them for the 48 hours, get attention for the rest of my life fo supporting the science and potentially finding another life form in the space

>>52243322
too bad it produces absolutely nothing of values
all those petaflops are churning away random hashes to bruteforce the next block of the chain, and that's it

>>52243306
>that glorious feel when your pc from 2009 can run crysis on max settings
is it even seen as an accomplishment anymore?

>>52242569
>generate tripcodes
>crack tripcodes
>shitpost in battle station and speccy threads
>install Gentoo
>mine btc
>render 3d waifus

>>52242679
except it doesn't work like that, it's a server cluster, not a single machine
faggot

>>52243244
>9651294.46 petaflops
I call bullshit, all the supercomputers in the TOP500 wouldn't even come close to this..

>>52243322
Imagine if someone was able to direct that power to do something useful but still pay out the BTC.
We could crack AES tomorrow

>>52242715
>upscale anime to 4K using the latest and greatest VP9 encoders for optimal file size

Instead of H.265? Enjoy your suboptimal file sizes.

>>52243347
no, that's the joke

>>52242679
It wouldn't show the gorillion CPUs. It's a bunch of networked computers. Each node is beefy, but not THAT beefy. Any node would just look like a beefy workstation, not a supercomputer.

There are computers from SGI that have >1000 cores running one instance of Linux. If I wanted to show off, I'd use one of them.
https://www.sgi.com/products/servers/uv/

>>52242569
>rice it
>use screenfetch
>shitpost on /g/

There's so much to do...

>>52243377
i mean i understand it is a joke but i was curious if people still think of it as a benchmark for their pc

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Install Windows 7 so its actually fucking usable

>>52243371
>H.265
>not watching in a raw format
KEK

>>52243322
>All it took was the offer of free imaginary money.

All money is imaginary. It's not like paper money has value because of the paper. Hell, even gold is only valuable because people generally agree it is.

moot managed to convince someone to pay good money for an antique Pakistani doorhandle collectors messageboard, ffs.

>>52243281
>>52243331
I'm getting $1.61 from numbers elsewhere.

Mine Bitcoin. It wouldn't make me much money at all, but it's the best thing I could do on such short notice.

>>52243211
>>52243244
>FLOPS
Bitcoin mining is 100% integer. FLOPS is a VERY poor way of estimating how much bitcoin you could mine.

>>52243362
>all the supercomputers in the TOP500 wouldn't even come close to this
Yeah
http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-network-out-muscles-top-500-supercomputers/

>>52243424
Technically you are correct, but government backed currencies have a powerful entity and a global trading system saying that they are worth something, whereas Bitcoin (when it was young) had nothing. It's pretty cool that it grew into a global community that says it has worth.

>>52243459
That's nonsense. Bitcoin uses ASICs. The network is vastly faster than the Top500 supercomputers AT MINING BITCOIN, but is literally useless for anything else.

Run folding@home and SETI the entire time.

>>52243519
>not running hentai@home

>>52243503
literally the only correct person in this thread

>>52242569
Use software mesa rendering to play metro.
See if it can do 60fps

>>52243211
>>52243244
>flops
>bitcoin is entirely integer compute
If it were flops based then nvidia cards wouldnt suck shit at mining.

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Play video games.

Browse Facebook and twitter

>>52243436
At least on GPUs, integer multiplications and shifts (used in ECDSA factoring) are only twice as slow as floating point.

>>52242569
I'd install Gentoo.
>It already runs on Linux
Doesn't mean it runs Gentoo.

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Calculate primes.

check my mail.

Play DOOM

>>52242569
Run evolutionary/genetic algorithms to create ELF executables. A computer programming itself would be pretty cool.

Also the world's most overkill seedbox.

Is 5 petaflops enough to learn to love me?

>>52242569
Install Windows HPC 2008, play games on it. Install Quake 3 and do benchmark

Mine other cyber-currency to but BTC.

>>52242826
Best not car commercial anime ever

See how far I get with a zip bomb.

Solve chess.

Crack the gw71 hashes. When it's done install gentoo

Run one thousand parallel copies of Crysis in max

Yeah but if it doesn't run gentoo then it's not running to its full capacity, anon

>>52243336
this man

>>52242569
Install TempleOS format in Red Sea and let God carry me from there

>>52242569
Crack some tripfags password

Install Temple OS

>>52245231
Are you me?

>>52245253
We are Brothers in arms

>>52243771
well finding mersenne primes would actually earn a few $.

>>52242646
this

>>52242569
Download CP so that police takes the computer away after i leave

can't tell you that ; ^ )

>>52243704
It runs a minimalistic LFS... Gentoo isn't better.

>>52243290
Fuck that. I'd continue all of the Civ games I've abandoned over the years due to long turn times.

shit post on /pol/, troll on /x/, fap to queens blade on some chinese web site that streams anime and ask a few dumb questions on /g/ like can i run h games on linux without a windows emulation box?!?!

>>52242569
run seti/einstein

>>52247436
>b

>>52247436
Whats the point... Hiro will probably fuck them up anyways

>>52242679
I will full fill the storage with 4K porn

crack some passwords with john/hydra

>>52242569
Crack tripcodes and some hashes with salt i know
Thats i think i can do

>>52242569
Play Crysis 3 on a 4K screen on maximum settings.

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Burn it to the ground

>>52242679
>>52242971
>>52243026
Retards.

>>52243424
Except gold has an intrinsic value, unlike your life.

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>>52242569
>What would you do?
Fuse with it.

>>52243132
>>52243132
This:
>>52242958
>You're stupid.

Why would you mine BTC, a coin that has ASICs? You'd be much better off mining a predominantly CPU based coin, such as XMR

>>52249362
All life has intrinsic value, you heathen.

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i will play CS:GO on 1337 fps

>Run benchmark tools and use the name FAGGOTNIGGERBALLS so all the benchmark tools would have to show it on their top list.
>Run folding @home and mine cybercurency for 24 hours , after that donate all the money to charity and attract media attention ,legally change my name to "fuckniggers Peterson" so they have to say it on TV

download a car

>>52247309
Then anarchy breaks out as there will be no police. They go broke transporting that monster and then go millions into debt when they turn it on. This is how to fuck the police.