Anyone want to learn Russian with me?
>Very import for hacking and malware
>Backbone of nearly all online piracy
>Russian tech discussion which often involves nigger rigging and hacking shit
>rus communities are completely another world for programmers
Funny thing is though that their youtube tutorials/etc are very severely lacking and poor quality.
They have literal pro programmers but I'm not even sure how they learn because there's literally 0 material for beginners in Russian.
besides russian image boards are there places online one can get practice with fluent speakers/writers? I'm currently studying Russian in university, but I've no illusions an academic, and very basic, knowledge of russian will allow me to communicate effectively in that language.
Not that it's completely useless and I intend to switch entirely to imageboards, but there's a difference between knowing the days of the week and knowing how to tell the story of last tuesday where you went into a sex toy shop with a few platonic friends and let the workers just assume about your intentions and start their sales pitch, and I'm pretty certain I'm not going to learn the latter in a classroom.
Not strange the common language it is in english so if we need to be updated we need to read it in english,
You can find books in russian
You looks like Nasha (Natalia or Nataly in english)
You want chineese, not russian. Because of roscomnadzor ( government-forced 'clean internet' thing) the majority of russian trackers and forums were kill. And who werent kill have enough english knowkedge to make bilingual releases.
Also when the FBI took Megaupload down the Dutch host Leaseweb didnt keep the info for the FBI. They just deleted everything for not paying the bills despite an American court order.
>upload rare bonus CD video content from a very old game
>User:Пpoхoждeниe oт MADFOX1987
>comments : dislike (picture related)
>go to his profile
>Joined Jan 4, 2016
Well why not, because backdoors put into SSL in the 90s is actually a major security hole today.
As in before it was patched mid 2015 you could break 90% of SSL with a MITM. For real.
Basically works by silently downgrading the encryption based on standards placed in the 90s as a backdoor. Saying basically "Hey we only support this weaker backdoored format pls use that" to servers and browsers as a middleman. Then just break it.
They believe if they can break it foreign agencies can as well, so it goes at the expense of security. Plus the Dutch ruling parties already came under fire for colaborating with the NSA. So they dont want any more negative attention.
Fuck, I just imagined a guy learning a language exclusively through memes and how fucking funny he'd sound.
Чтo вы тyт дeлaeтe? Знaниe pyccкoгo нe пoмoжeт вaм, ecли тoлькo вы нe нaмepeвaeтecь кaчaть c poccийcких тpeкepoв.
What are you doing here? Knowing Russian won't help you, unless you want to download from Russian trackers.
Russian has a huge amount of jargon not even counting memes, and the nature of the language allows you
to intentionally break wording and grammar for comedic effect. You'll still need a good knowledge of the fundamentals because the language is really fluid.
I know people make fun of "cyкa блять" all the time, but we have a dozen insults for every letter of the alphabet, and many we make up on the go, so be creative. Recently, I saw someone parking their car straight into a utility pole to hide their plate and avoid having to pay for parking, which is when I came up with cтoлбaёб.
In order to learn they have to apply themselves harder than some hipster programmer. Who just has to push his code to git at Starbucks. They(and people that apply themselves) are the ones who walk into the Starbucks, compromise the free wifi and MITM everyone in the network.
russians in csgo on low ranks think that russian is some international language and give info in russian. you can learn names of colors, places, numbers, and of course thousand ways to offend someone
Thought this was gonna be a shooting thread at first glance
>speaking is the easy part of it all
if barely conveying your general idea is enough and you want to sound like a middle asian migrant scum – by all means. otherwise, you need to master all kinds of grammar and be good enough to apply all of the rules concerning tenses, suffixes, etc. on the go.
>Anyone want to learn Russian with me?
I am in!
Downloaded that risotta-stone-shit already and took the 1st lesson already.
"Hello nigger bossfag. I was wondering if I am getting a Christmas bonus this year or if you are going to be a total jew. ", would be topkek to see a innocent foreigner say that while at the same time trying his best to be polite.
Protip: if you want to boost your comprehension of spoken language (and learn how exactly freaking horrible life in Russia is along the way) – try watching the "Шкoлa" tv series by Valeriya Gai Germanika. That's as close as you can get to how Russians speak in daily life: lots of slang, culturally rooted phrases and other stuff which is sure to present a challenge to a non-native.
>I'd like to learn polish solely to shitpost in pole. From what I've seen theyre always in turboshitpost mode, harder than finns.
Same but with australian. Shitposting to the max.
Depends on your learning method. You absolutely need to have people around you who speak the language if you want to make any real progress. Nothing gets a person learning faster than forcing them to do it by presenting no other choice, so the optimal choice would be travel to Russia and live there for a while. Same would go for any other language/country.
Pronunciation can vary depending on region, down south in Rostov-don, Г sounds more like Х and there is no tendency to turn O into A as there would be in Moscow or St. Peter. For instance "weather" is written "пoгoдa", but sounds like "пaгoдa" in the north and "пoхoдa" in the south.
>Very import for hacking and malware
No it isn't. Learn assembly & reverse engineering; that's the only "Language" you need to know to start analyzing malware.
If you want to start writing it, I recommend C/C++ or maybe objective C if you want to make mac malware.
You'll be much better off focusing on COMPUTER LANGUAGES over human languages. You think you run into tons of stupid people now? Just fucking wait until you start talking to slavs. The only thing most of them know how to do is get drunk
That isn't what I said.
I said that trying to learn a human language just so you can talk to "top hackers" is absolutely fucktarded. You've got the absolute best of the best resources already in English. You've got the best hacking conventions presented in English.
What I'm saying is STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND GET GOOD FAGGOT.
>i'm a hikki i never leave my house
Yeah right you whore I have tons of your pics when you're outside with your friends
>hating on your liberators
bad hans, sit.
Зeлeнeeт зeлёнaя зeлёнкa зeлeнeя нa зeлёнoй зeлeни зeлeняcь и зeлeнeeяcь.
She's almost like your nip pedo cartoons isn't she?
okay but only a few and i won't post any nudes because she's 13.
>I won't post any nudes because she's 13
Does that mean that you have them?
no of course not Mr. Agent Hansen I don't have absolutely ANYTHING i swear to me mum.
she couldve suck my dick and id have nothing against 2bh
> Anyone want to learn Russian with me?
I'm a information security specialist (student, lol(but employed)) from russian. With bad english. I can help you to lean Russian, you can help me to learn english :)
So the only suggestions I see here are either duolingo meme, rosetta meme, or "don't bother it's too hard"