ITT we program like girls

File: briana_wu.png (46KB, 627x404px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 627x404px

/thread

>>45583482
It's program like girls not program like trannies

>>45583472
<iframe src=youtube.com/>

I programmed a youtube ;3, it's that simple girls!

>>45583472
>Hey anon, would you mind doing this programming assignment for me? :)

Why would I program when I can just get a man to do it for me?

inb4 blank post

>>45583540
Lel this.

When I think of girls programming I can only think of horribly bloated web dev frontends, those you need to enable javascript to even load the text, and everything is right justified because she only tested on her iPad

>>45583518
Already pissed
good job

File: 1418097065979.png (30KB, 514x352px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 514x352px

>>45583540
>assigned seating in MATLAB course (lel)
>next to girl who claims she's really experienced at code
>can't do basic shit without getting me to check her work "just in case" or debugging simple problems for her
>ask her what code she did
>oh I did a camp thing where I learned HTML and CSS

>>45583472
printf << Hi, World!:

The blank post in the other thread is all the funny you're going to get out of this memethread.

>>45583482
That's embarrassing to read. Was she supposed to be an actual programmer or just "developer" in the other people make things for me sense of the term?

File: 1383785111332.jpg (11KB, 238x195px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 238x195px

>>45583472
Not all women are inherently bad at programming, we just get exposed to the bad ones allot more, and since none of you have jobs, you have never met a competent one. Good female programmers exist, you just deny it for the sake of comedy but that's O.K.

$data=file_get_contents($argv[1]);
$replaces=array(
//'#include'=>'#consider',
'std::string '=>'emotion',
'std::cerr \<\< ([[:alnum:]\.\[\]\'\*]+)'=> 'mansplain(\\1)', // untested
'main\s*\('=>'womain(',
'int '=>'xi ',
'double '=>'fatpride ',
'char '=>'strong ',
'private '=>'privileged ',
'public '=>'POC ',
'try '=>'attempt ',
'catch '=>'on_alternative_success ',
'throw '=>'post_on_tumblr ',
'class '=>'support_group ',
'do '=>'perform ',
'break'=>'leave',
'switch'=>'give_consent_to',
'case'=>'currently_identifying_as',
'if '=>'maybe ',
'else '=>'perhaps_and_equally_valid ',
'std::'=>'plz::',
'cout '=>'raise_awareness ',
'void\s*\*'=>'trans',
'}'=>'ENDMISOGYNY',
// honors is (X)<(Y)
'([[:alnum:]\.\[\]]+)<([[:alnum:]\.\[\]\'\*\-\_]+)'=>'honors(\\1,\\2)',
'([[:alnum:]\.\[\]]+)\+\+'=>'like(\\1)',
'\+\+([[:alnum:]\.\[\]]+)'=>'like(\\1)',
' << '=>' of_the_following ',
'([[:alnum:]\[\]\.]+)=([[:alnum:]\_\[\]\.\*\+\(\)\%]+)'=>'pretend_is(\\1,\\2)',
// kinda hacky
'rand\(\)%([[:alnum:]\(\),]+)'=>'envelops(rand(),\\1)',
);
foreach($replaces as $s=>$r) {
$data=preg_replace('/'.$s.'/',$r,$data);
}

>>45583779
she's an actual developer that made this abomination
http://youtu.be/oR0elstuntc

she later tried to blame it on the 140 character limit but if you type her tweet into twitter for yourself you have ~10 characters to spare.

>>45583860
We're just having fun here, of course there's exceptions to every stereotype

But are you hot?

>>45583885
Why wouldn't you just do this with preprocessor macros?

<hteeml>
<marqueeim a girl programmer I can programme html/<marquee>

:)

>>45583860
upvoted for memes

>>45583895
/offtopic
I still can't believe she has the gall to complain about privilege and misrepresentation of women when her parents gave her 200K that she blew and then made this god-awful game with hypersexualized female characters.

File: do you feel scully.png (229KB, 500x381px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 500x381px

>>45583908
Because women think that complexity == quality and organization =/= pretty_enough.

>>45583900
This guy gets it

>>45583935
>she

>>45583900
>>45583860
We need to know


...for tech reasons

>>45583954
s/she/xe/g

>>45583482
>Unnecessary "else"
>Code doesn't actually block, would just make "Block" appear on your screen in terminal

>Women coders

>>45583973
That's not a woman.

>>45583973
You forgot how she's using the assignment operator, xir program doesn't even check anything

>>45583983
That's right, real women have curves.

>>45583983
If I remember right, it was proven that tranfags have slightly different brains from male/female. I remember /pol/ jokingly using it to "prove" that tranfags aren't human or something.

>>45584006
and not a penis

>>45583935
she's adopted and i bet her biological parents would be smiling if they knew what an idiot that baby they abandoned turned out to be

File: bash ye fookin ed in.png (231KB, 580x520px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 580x520px

>>45583989
>doesn't even check anything
Well maybe you should write a program to check your privilege, shitlord!

>>45584012
That's sexist, you don't know that, don't push your cispriveledge around on my /g/, MTF transexuals are women too.

>>45583973
Not to mention the fact that xe's admitting xe's off in La La Land whenever someone disagrees with xir.

I love using dumb pronouns, it dehumanizes them. ayy lmao

>>45584032
They are also males. Just saying

Also
>my /g/
Don't be that person

>>45583860
>being this buttblasted
We know. it's a joke, bitch. post your tits

>>45584035
Also, she didn't "==", she only "=" and didn't space her "=" properly at that. Also, her formatting a shit. Needs to learn how to use the tab and enter keys.

>>45583860
>allot
You need to be able to type to code. Eat dicks.

10 print "I love cock"
20 goto 10

>hey anon, how did you do problem 2? can you show me? I don't get it
> one week later
>hey anon, can you help me with this assignment? I don't understand this material
> one week later
>hey anon, can you do this one for me? you're a real pal
> one week later
>hey anon, send me your files when you're done, I'll fix them so they don't look like copying

>finals
>this class is so hard! it's unfair! this professor just hates me because he's asian and I'm a girl!

>>45584093
Your fault for not telling her to fuck off

>>45583472
if(maleFriendHasDoneTheWork)
{alert("Can I have a look at that, please?");}
else
{dropOutAndBecomeWebDev=true;}

>>45583540
Not all girls are like this, but those who are are the worst.

>group project
>one girl is super confident and seems to know what she is doing.
>Start actually coding
>Group meeting where we are supposed to put together our separate parts of code
>Shows up late because she was trying to install the right software, but hasn’t written anything.
>Spends the entire meeting asking us to explain how our project works for the Nth time even though we wrote up specific documentation
>Week before project deadline, still hasn’t written anything
>Spends the entire week with one of the beta members of our group who writes her code for her.
>Submits sloppy written code 2 hrs before deadline
>Wants to meet after deadline to improve her code

Sad thing is, is that these people will get good positions in industry because of "muh feminism" while the actually talented women get shit on.

>>45583935
>be a transsexual
>make a game where characters are hyper-feminine but don't look like actual people

I think I know what's going on here.

Someone post that comic where Barbie becomes a programmer.

File: she.png (61KB, 325x971px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 325x971px

>>45583935

>>45584047
I'm pretty sure that person was sarcastic

That, or Poe's Law

>>45584010
Reminder that "proof" from /pol/ isn't proof of anything

>>45584360
>Reminder that "proof" from /pol/ isn't proof of anything
name one time pol was wrong.
oh thats right you CAN"T #rekt

>>45583482
Non-programmer here. What happens in the first if statement since it's using the assignment operator? Does it evaluate to true as long as Gamergater doesn't equal 0?

File: ss+(2014-12-11+at+09.59.35).png (13KB, 880x175px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 880x175px

>>45584372
YOUR TEST WORKED

>>45584413
Good work, Sherlock

>>45584413
lolll

lol so klevär ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiVnMazRIII

File: 1416889382355.jpg (230KB, 450x480px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 450x480px

>>45583472

>>45584360
I hope you have a nice Hanukkah in Israel this year.

File: 1400350500367.jpg (6KB, 152x225px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 152x225px

>>45584483
>claiming viruses are easier to hide in OSS

>>45584406
In some languages, the assignment operator always evaluates to true, though I don't know if this applies to all languages.

>>45584377
> say! this moot fellow seems like a faggot, but I'm sure he'll never deface our board indefinitely. this is a great place to hang out!

>>45584549
In C++ an assignment expression evaluates to the assigned value.

>>45583957
Underrated post.

>>45583885
>'main\s*\('=>'womain(',
I actually burst out in laughter.

case addr is
-- inputs
when RA_GO =>
data_out <= (others => '0');
data_out(0) <= regGo;
when RA_SIZE =>
data_out <= (others => '0');
data_out(regSize'range) <= regSize;
when RA_IN_START_ADDR =>
data_out <= (others => '0');
data_out(regInStartAddr'range) <= regInStartAddr;
when RA_OUT_START_ADDR =>
data_out <= (others => '0');
data_out(regOutStartAddr'range) <= regOutStartAddr;

File: little.evi.fish2.jpg (36KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 300x400px

>>45583472

File: 1417586339631.png (283KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 512x384px

>>45584621

>>45584644
That's actually working code from a recent project.
>VHDL master race

>>45584621
is that erlang?

>>45584360
>he said /pol/ found and used it
>clearly what he meant was that /pol/ made it

File: TailsGrownUp.jpg (66KB, 778x607px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 778x607px

>>45584166
Sounds like a straight shooter with upper management written all over her.

bool loop = true;
int i = 0;
while (loop == true){
system.out.println(i);
i = i + 1;
if (i == 5)
loop = false;
}

>>45583482
>assignment operators (HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A PROGRAMMER. THIS IS LITERALLY DAY 1 SHIT.)
>not using std::cout
>outputting a string saying "block" instead of calling something to actually perform the action
>else is indented
>not using ternary operator in last if statement
>not using an or statement to simplify the entire fucking thing

This 'woman' literally fucks up things you learn day 1 of C++. And she'll make more than you ever will doing "big picture" or "tech evangelist" roles.

How does this make you feel, /g/?

>>45584746
>Dylan Guptil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0

>Also kek
>adobe photoshop
>looks just as good as ms paint because he's so shit

>>45584360
>being anti-/pol/ as the entire realm of software engineering becomes carpet-bombed with third-wave feminists demanding equal pay and to be hired because they can "program" in HTML and CSS

Your world is crumbling around you, and you defend them? Betamax bruh

>>45584765
>'woman'
lol

>>45583540
Face it.

You beta faggots would do this.

>>45584857
I am more lazy than I am beta so probably not

>>45583472
AAAAAANOOON heeeeelp meeee

>>45584857
My waifu doesn't ask this kind of shit of me.

>>45583860
I work with a legit good female programmer. She's good at what she does and is a great second pair of eyes. I do the same for her. I don't know her salary, but she's better than me, so I hope she makes significantly more.

Also worked with shit female programmers:
Stayed 1-2 hours after work on regular basis because she couldn't figure out basic fucking debugging and didn't ask for help (thx sexists). Ended up helping anyway. 0/10 would not hire.
Google did.

PS: Discrimination is for faggots... and google.

>>45584857

Why would I want to fuck some 3D pig whore when I can cuddle with my waifu?

>>45584944
Why not just let the shit programmer own up to her shit code? Were you in a managerial position? That seems ridiculous to put in extra hours to cover for someone else's shortcomings.

>>45583860
preach it, sister!

le upvote +1 like XD

#notAllWomen #programmHER #computersheintists

>>45584857
>implying i go to school

>>45583498
I wonder how many girls get identified as trannies

/*
* This function draw the image and set the previous position for the image
*/
void draw(int pos_x, int pos_y, struct Image* this) {
if(this == NULL || this->buffer == NULL) return;
if(pos_x < 0 || pos_y < 0 || pos_x + this->width>= 320 || pos_y + this->height>= 240) {
printf("draw image out of boundary\n");
return;
}
setImagePos(this, pos_x, pos_y);
int i, j;
for(i = 0; i < this->width; i++) {
for(j = 0; j < this->height; j++) {
if(*(this->buffer+ j*this->width+i) != BACKGROUND) {
IOWR_16DIRECT(pixel_buffer->buffer_start_address, ((pos_y+j)*320+pos_x+i)<<1, *(this->buffer + j*this->width+i));
}
}
}
}
void draw_notransparent(int pos_x, int pos_y, struct Image* this) {
if(this == NULL || this->buffer == NULL) return;
if(pos_x < 0 || pos_y < 0 || pos_x + this->width>= 320 || pos_y + this->height>= 240) {
printf("draw image out of boundary\n");
return;
}
setImagePos(this, pos_x, pos_y);
int i, j;
for(i = 0; i < this->width; i++) {
for(j = 0; j < this->height; j++) {
//if(*(this->buffer+ j*this->width+i) != 0) {
IOWR_16DIRECT(pixel_buffer->buffer_start_address, ((pos_y+j)*320+pos_x+i)<<1, *(this->buffer + j*this->width+i));
//}
}
}
}
/*helper function to convert 32 bit color code to 16 bit color*/
void drawBox(int x1, int y1, int x2, int y2, int color) {
if(x1 < 0 || y1 < 0) return;
int i, j, x, y, dx, dy, w = x2-x1, h = y2-y1;
for(i = 0; i < w; i++) {
for(j = 0; j < h; j++) {
x = x1+i; y = y1+j;
// mouse is not used for now
/*if(mouse != NULL) {
dx = x-mouse->super->x; dy = y-mouse->super->y;
if(dx >= 0 && dx < 10 && dy >= 0 && dy < 10)
*(mouse->overlapImg+dy*10 + dx) = color;
}*/
IOWR_16DIRECT(pixel_buffer->buffer_start_address, ((y)*320+x)*2, color);
}
}
}

>>45584763
Don't you actually have to do this in some older languages?

>>45585055
Javascript isn't an old language.

>>45585080
I was meaning languages 30+ years old

>>45585097
30 seems too small, 40+
My point is, the really old shit not just somewhat old.

>>45584984
Honestly--- inexperience. I was making 35k at the time doing shell scripting level shit.

I earned a 20% raise out of helping. I kind of hung it over manager's head that I could let 1.2mil dollar deal fail if I didn't get 25% raise.

He talked me down to 20%. Should've asked for flat percentage of profits. :(

>>45585049
I don't even want to read this shit

wtf?

please tell you're just trolling.

>>45583482
>not using a boolean compare (==) operator but an assignment operator (=)
>not using a boolean or (||)
>not using the conditions operator (() ? x:y)
>using endl instead of \n
>probably included the whole std namespace too...
>poop-tier formatting
(Although if i had to be lenient, it's not like you can write formated and non poop code on twitter, but really that only addresses a few issues)

>>45585097
>>45585111
Learn some fucking history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_programming_languages
40 years ago was about 1975. Fucking Scheme came out in 1975, for gods sake.

Languages have had decent control structures for decades. That shit is possible, but hardly required.

Stop making generalizations because of age.

>>45585152
Its code written by a girl.

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
  <title>Girls can program too!</title>
</head>

<body>

  <h1>Look at me girls I'm coding! XD</h1>

  <p>See galpals, it isn't hard at all! My reddit username is /u/smartygirl2701, make sure to check it out! We'll show those meanie men that girls are JUST as good at coding!</p>

</body>

</html>

>>45584857
If in same class & you have to be dumb down code, give it to her (Shit i do this regardless of gender in the off chance that i get too fucking lazy to do something *actually happened, helped someone with 1 assignment, they helped me with 1 of mine*)

>>45584746
yup, pretty much. She's charming enough to make betas do all of her work. I saw her out of class once and she was bragging about how she grabbed some random faggot to do her lab last minute for her.

>>45584984
>Atlas Programmed
(Although i totally see your point, had to do this for group projects in school... and even then i mostly ignored him as i finished my project as my other partner held his hand till he was caught up :\)

>>45585154
I'm really bad with dates.

I don't even know what years the world wars were in.
I don't even remember what year 9/11 happened in (not american though).
It usually takes me a few seconds to remember what year I was born.

And the reason I brought it up was a teacher mentioned it a couple of years back but I couldn't remember what language he was talking about.

>>45584765
sad...
>tfw too much white male privilege
>tfw too much computer in house privilege
>tfw too much middle class privilege
>i check my privileges every morning with my cereal and antidepressants hoping i'll find a job where i can make money and not hate working everyday

>>45584775
Owning photoshop doesn't make you any better at anything... Just gives you the power to grow... Rookie mistake #2

>>45584857
>implying I do it for free

when people need help with their projects I charge them for help
I also charge based on how shit their code is.

If they license it under the GPLv3, I generally do it for free, however.

>b-but I wanna make money

I love it when desperate faggots say that.

>>45584063
> using tabs

>>45584808
>a hovel of bitter fat betas circlejerking over their skin color will somehow prevent your job from being made worthless by people with political agendas

>these assblasted anime addicts afraid of females

If you lost your job to a simpleton, you were no more valuable than they were.

>>45584991
>all women are feminazis

void main() {
char[6692216251] = 'you go gurl':
return void; 
}

>>45585710
epic comment, my redditor! *gives a upboat*

>>45584763
This is actually a legit way to write a loop.
I did have to do this some times, the only different thing is the expression to break out of the loop.

>>45583860
>none of you have jobs
I work as a web developer in new york city;
the two women I work with literally sit around all day watching vines and commenting on each others profiles.

their code is sloppy and I legit had to teach one how inline css works god bless

>>45586106
>web developer
lol