>hey dude, I hear you pirate tons of cool shit. Could you

>>45396329
Do it yourself

>>45396329
no

"I've only got Guardians but I can load you up with some German crime dramas if you're interested"

>>45396344
drama? what the fuck is that shit?

No, who the fuck are you?

>>45396329
*fills his flash drive with shitty yify rips*

Ten seconds on Google, man. Ten seconds.

>>45396329
This happened to me.

Once.

Thought you guys would like to know that it happened to me. Once.

FBI Agent pls

Ah good to see my favorite thread has returned! XD

>>45396329
If I have it in my hard drive already I have no problem in sharing it with someone else, it's like off line seeding.

Sorry, only got trap porn.

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>closeup of fingers
>dirty nails

fuck

I only pirate dat classic shit yo, none a dat flavor of the month shit

>>45396373
btw I live in a country with slow Internet so this makes more sense.

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>movie binge night
>In Bruges, 3GB BD rip
>Fucking wonderful dialogue
>Guardians of the Galaxy, 13GB BD rip
>oh wow, it's fucking nothing
>Patema Inverted, 6GB BD rip
>mind = blown

And since then, I've never wasted time on anything more than 6GB rips and just enjoyed good movies instead, because they're going shittier now

I'd fill it with anime and gamecube ISOs instead, those are the only things I pirate that take up a ton of space

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>>45396329
Sure thing, buddy!

>sudo dd if=/home/anon/Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.avi of=/dev/sdb1

>Sure thing man
>Download and copy gameofthrones.exe

>What are those things? They don't sound Japanese.

>>45396329
Thanks for the flash drive. No idea what you're talking about though.

>>45396373
>If I have it in my hard drive already I have no problem in sharing it with someone else

Yeah but I'm not going to be somebody's bitch and bring my hard drive to them.

>>45396520
>Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.avi

ewwww

>take flash drive
>two weeks later
My hard drive died
>keep flash drive
>never mention it

>>45396329
>sure, just toss me a few grams

>>45396374
Pretty much this

I let a close friend browse through my hard drives every now and then, taking what he wants.

>>45396719

Getting a new roommate used to be fun since you could browse their shit and they could browse yours.

Now I only ever meet people who download 900MB "1080p" yify rips.

>hey dude, I hear you pirate tons of cool shit.
why would he have heard that? who the fuck brags about pirating to other people

>>45396329
>No. Download it yourself, retard.

>>45396781
>implying you would refuse IRL

>>45396800
Of course I would. Anyone who doesn't know how to pirate shit in this day and age is an absolute moron not worthy of my effort. Anyone else does it themselves. I might do this shit for my parents, but anyone else can fuck right off.

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>>45396329
>take the key
>load "Guardians.Of.The.Galaxy.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous.exe" among other deepcrap movies.
>"Here you go friend, but don't tell anyone ;) "

>>45396813
Wow 4chan, you know how to download ANYTHING? You must be pretty gud hakur.

if they bring their own storage, i don't mind. its when people ask for burns that pisses me off, like blank dvds are free or something

>>45396329
>"It's real easy to do it yourself. Go to google image search and type in LGBT without safe search on, you'll find what you're looking for! It's like popcorn time!"

>>45396862
>It doesn't work on my MAC

>>45396520

oooooooooooooh now I get it...

>>45396329
Is your implication that he is giving you a modified USB drive that actually acts as a remote controlled keyboard/mouse or some other sort of spying device?

>>45396329
>get own place
>bro lives in bumfuck nowhere just outside town and gets ~300kbps download speeds
>i'm in town and get 8-10MBps
>i get asked constantly to download movies & games
>tell em I will as long as they buy 2 64GB flash drives, one for me to keep and one for me to use to give them shit
>they do it, barely a week later they get a letter from their isp saying they are upgrading in their area and they can get a 3MBps plan for $10 more than their current
>tfw i got 2 64gb flash drives and never had to use em

>>45397097
Nice

>Letting people know you have more than basic word skills

Why would you ever do that? I imagine I've saved hundreds of hours just by pretending to be really stupid.

It's also very entertaining, when self-proclaimed "tech-gurus" try to fix my shit when they have absolutely no idea how to do anything.

>>45397347
>Letting people know you

>>45397347
>I imagine I've saved hundreds of hours just by pretending to be really stupid.

That should get you really far in life.

>>45396329
Don't do this.

Pirating is still illegal, by doing this you are making yourself an easier target.

Tell your friend to grow some balls

rsync -r hardblush_siterip /mnt/usb

>>45397617
the neet population on /g/ has no aspirations to go further in life, and they have no social skills with friends and family so we get threads like this with responses like his.

tomorrow OP will shitpost with the picture of the family gathered around the table all staring

it's so funny, or something

>>45397744
OP here. Not a neet. I just like making fun of people who are willing to be somebody's bitch and fill movie requests.

Only high school kids talk to each other like that.

>>45397750
>>45397670

Let's not forget that being someone's bitch is bad for you in the long run guys!! It reduces the amount of IP addresses accessing torrents which makes you an easier target!

>>45397097
>tfw i got 2 64gb flash drives

So you got $40 worth of items?

Just let them pay you.

>>45397750
how is it any different than being the "bitch" who gets other requests.. doing favors isn't the end of the world kid. it happens all throughout life.

>hey can i borrow x tool from your garage, i don't have one
>sure thing neighbor

this is normal. do you just never do anything for anyone? are you a loner rebel who avoids having to "do things"? if your life is so busy that you can shitpost on 4chan and hang out for hours while your thread gets posts (made 3+ hours ago, loser) then you can copy/paste some movie files and jerk off. it's one of the easiest favors you can do

i'd rather copy movies for a friend than spend 3 hours helping him pack his shit into a moving truck or pick him up at 3am when he's trashed at a bar, but i've done them all and also had to ask for favors too, this is how friendship works

>PSSH IM TOO IMPORTANT TO BOTHER COPYING FILES FOR YOU, PLEBIAN, i have my waifu waiting for me.

anyway a smart person just sets up a secure FTP and lets them get whatever they need remotely, it's up to them to figure out how to use FTP if they don't already know

What's wrong with this?
Just teach them how to do it themselves, teach a man to fish etc etc

Besides, most of the time I have shit torrenting while I watch stuff or I'm at school, elsewhere, so I'll put that stuff to download even if it's plebby, I might watch it for a laugh or two.

No need to be pricks /g/.

>>45397831
>mad bitch detected

Don't you have movies to copy to people's flash drives, you little bitchboy?

>>45396329
>sure
>can also add most major movies from whenever too if you like?

>>45397833
>Just teach them how to do it themselves, teach a man to fish etc etc

They think they will get caught.

>>45397846
i have sftp available on my server that select people have access to
you know, like a non-retard

enjoy the shit life you're making for yourself

>>45397856
Oh, is that the joke then?
Fuck them then, I might do it first for free, and then later on when they get hooked charge them in stuff (not money), like if they have some old tech they don't need, that's half-working, I'm sure a lot of normies would part with shit that takes up space for something they can watch that costs like $10 to see in a 3D cinema or whatever.

Either way, it helps you get friends and free stuff, why would you not torrent for other people?

>>45397859
>enjoy the shit life you're making for yourself

Says the unpaid laborer.

>>45397871
>why would you not torrent for other people?

Because I'm not a bitch.

>>45397882
>downloading movies for myself that end up being available via ftp is labor
i don't understand the leaps in logic here, please explain

>>45396385
I live in Freedomland and that's what my friend does for me. I feel kinda bad I've only gone through half the stuff he's given me.