what's YOUR excuse for not having one /g/? inb4 some freetard

>>45318319
I don't like talking to inanimate objects and I already have a device that can do everything the Echo can and it fits in my pocket and follows me wherever I go.

>>45318319
what in the shit is it? chapstick? the new mac? a new buttplug to replace /g/s infernal dragon dildos?

not a consumer whore.

Can you fuck it?

>>45318383
You wear your phone in your pocket everywhere at home?

You have your phone speakers on 24/7?


Fucking retard

$

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>>45318319
shit's so far off my radar I don't even know what I'm looking at

Simple, because I already have a smartphone and I don't bother using a similar functionality on it.

Besides, given how shit voice recognition software can be, I don't want to have 50 boxes of dragon dildos arrive at my door by accident.

>>45318396
>You wear your phone in your pocket everywhere at home?
No. Sometimes I take it out and set it on a nearby table.

>You have your phone speakers on 24/7?
I do, actually. But as I already said, I don't like using voice-activated features so I do not and will not use that feature anyways. My phone can read off the answers to whatever dumb questions I have, but again, I don't really care for that. Just a personal preference.

I don't really see why I should purchase this thing when my smartphone already does everything it will and much, much more.

>Fucking retard
Wow, that was really rude, Anon.

>>45318434
ditto

Is this some sort of air filer? Dyson is making a fleshlight?

If I can't deduce what it is in under a minute, i probably dont fucking need it. If its not already bin, it just went in it.

>>45318464
http://www.amazon.com/oc/echo/ref_=ods_dp_ae


lololol its a fucking metric gathering and listening device for you home. Fuck off.

>>45318319
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_recognition_software_for_Linux#Free_speech_recognition_engines

oh look its already been done and is free, hook up a mic to PC, write some gay scripts for "get weather" or "play music" and use a shell script to get voice back from google to say "I shall do your bidding master"

Consumers are faggggoooooottttsss

>>45318396
one 50 dollar mic and a pc will do this. Don't be a faggot

>>45318319
I just don't like the idea of something always listening to me. Thats some 1984 shit right there.

I have no need for one, I already carry an Android smart phone with me everywhere I go.

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>>45318319
I don't need it.

Can I hack it to run Android and Google Now/Search?

>>45318319
They won't give me a fucking invite. I'm only going to use it as a wireless speaker for music either way.

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>>45318319
>for what pvrpose

Amazon shills pls go.
We don't want to buy your purpose made botnet spying device.
And I know it's been the same person making all of these threads for the past few weeks.
Get a life, you rude fucking cunt.

>>45318319
>what's YOUR excuse for not having one

"OK, Google..."

>ITT people who didn't get an invite pretend they never wanted one in the first place