>finally got a gf >Immediately realize having a gf is shit

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Obviously if she looks like shit.

>>42869273
she does

Gymcel 30 year old HHKV here.

I've always imagined having a GF/wife would be like having a sister/mother that you cuddle and fuck, except you have to spend money on them as well and have a ton of extra responsibilities in regards to being social with her family.

Sounds like way too much effort

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>>42869273

Break up now because it gets harder and harder every time.

Don't give up until you got all the sexual frustration out of your system or you find the perfect girl.

>>42869283
kek
why did you date her then?
is she fatty?

>tfw questioning the need for a partner when she is in the shower washing the jizz off

always feel like such an asshole

>>42869302
I know what you're saying is 100% what i should do but it's really complicated. We are flatmates so i cant just make a clean cut
>>42869320
No her body is very slim but her face is like a 5/10

>>42869345

Feel the same way

I only want someone to nut in and drink with.

Ogar get help

>>42869359
sucks man, you should probably end it. Had that experience once and ending it was the best thing i could have done

>>42869289

This logic always brings it home to me.

Do I want to fuck a nice, warm, juicy vagina? Yes.

Do I want to interact with it / spend money on it the rest of the time, plus all the other (social, emotional) bullshit? No.

Sex robots when, please?

There's not a single man I know who doesn't hate having a girlfriend.

Because it sucks, girls are shit partners, you just get used to it or give up on being happy and just focus on make her happy.

The least thing you can do is find someone who is at least pleasant to look at, that way you can always think "it´s not that bad..."

>>42869393
just fuck prosties as pathetic as it sounds
or if you dont want to spend money, go tinder

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>>42869265
>>42869273
>>42869289
>>42869302
>>42869320
>>42869345
>>42869359
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>>42869436
>not fucking girls on rotation
>having any commitments of any sort to girls past fucing

I THOUGHT THIS WAS /FIT/ NOT /FAG/

>>42869436

Again, effort. I have to "go out", as in leave my cozy basement.

Screw that, I just want to order a sexytime robo from the internet.

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>>42869544
>Posts /biz/ meme
When do they learn?

>>42869584
>3,500

>>42869360
>tfw gf won't let you nut in her anymore because she's not on birth control
Does she even love me anymore brahs?

37yo here.

>fantasy GF

you cuddle, fuck, go out, she's a friend you can trust, chill and relax with, your conversations are interesting and you all compliment each other. your lives apart are your own and don't clash with your life together. seeing her is a happy moment every time and you look forward to your moments together. you are masculine, she is feminine and you both appreciate that.

>reality

she has 43 guys telling her she's a 10 out of 10 on social media every day, she complains when you act like a man and stand your ground and ALSO complains when you're too tired to argue and just keeps quiet. she text too much and says you don't love her. she also hates when you deveop feelings. she likes being fucked except when she is in a random day where her hormones are acting up (no, you won't be able to plan with her cycle at all). she has no reason to put any effort on the relationship because social media has 43 free extra dicks waiting. she won't be as feminine as you want because it's 2017. if she can cook, she will dress like a dude. if she dresses like a cute girl, she will curse and be loud. if she's respectful she will be frigid... there is always a long list of issues that won't be fixed because in 2017 they're not considered flaws.

>>42869294
Everyone looks funny when they eat, silly.

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>>42869602
holy shit it's finally recovering, I was close to being liqiudated

>>42869822
Holy shit bruh

>>42869822
I can relate to this.

Beta males always make life harder for us, the guys who actually get girls.

>>42869716
she's expecting tyrone to put a baby in her.
run before its too late.

>>42869822
Seems like the only bad part about me is that I'm a bit masculine for a woman because I lift and like martial arts.
I'm quite submissive and enjoy making my man happy. I cook what he likes, dress how he likes, adjust my tone to his liking, try to be respectful, please him whenever and however he wants and will initiate often enough.

But then again you could argue that me being here is a flaw, because obviously it means that my social communication skills are probably not too great.

Perfect people don't exist. There are imageboards that are mostly populated by women who are making the exact same kind of posts like you.

>>42869399
Girlfriends suck about 90 percent of the time.

The 7 percent of the time you two spend doing romantic things and joint activities is pretty good.

The 3 percent of the time you spend dressing her like some leather clad fetish whore and fucking her repeatedly until she attempts to sputter out her safeword from behind the gag is amazing and makes you forget the shit 90 percent for a while.

>>42869822
This man is 100% accurate. They all suck. It's best to get someone who grew up outside the US

>>42869822
This so much.
24 here, got the girl of my dreams 2 years ago. She literally worked as a model and is a 8/10 minimum.
But i hate it now. Having a gf is like having a child. Women are literally dumb, really, literally. Fucking the same person day in day out is boring as fuck.

Too much of a pussy to break up though for some reason

>>42870120
trap detected.

>>42869265
You realize theres billions of girls right? Having a gf that you dont like means you have a shitty gf (probably because you're shitty yourself), not that all gfs are shit. That's statistically impossible

>>42869289
Freud called, you're about 100 years late for your appointment

>>42869544
I got a job that is 60+ hours a week dude.

When you become a big boy you run out of time for lots of shit,

>>42869399
>>42870143
If you think people legitimately suck this much, it's honestly has to do with YOU, not THEM. Your the male equivalent of the girl that only dates a certain type of guy then complains that they're all useless pigs; fix yourself first

>>42870194
Nope, just a woman who found 4chan via /CGL/ (was interested in historical inspired clothes) and has been a /fit/izen for a few months. I'm also a /POL/lack and kinda took the redpill a few years ago which made me deadset on being a good submissive partner and wife. I realized this before I became of age, so avoided being ruined.

>>42870255
Wouldn't the advice be to date other kind of girls?

>>42869822
Etc are you even dating women your own age?
>texting too much
>social media
Something tells me you're aiming too young and blaming them for this. >>42870166
>>42870162
>taking advice from a 37 year old child on 4chan who can't get their shit together
Yeah, that's always a brilliant idea

>>42870262
Yes but you won't attract different types of girls until you address your own issues first. Similarities and complimentary traits really do attract people. You need to be good bait to hook a good catch. Don't expect giant tuna using shitty bait

>>42870291
All married men are unhappy, they just lie about being happy in social media.

>>42869399
wtf I love homosexual relationships now!

>>42870166
>The only good thing about her is her external looks
So you're a shallow mother fucker who's surprised when there's more to a relationship being successful than just looks?jfc you're retarded, kys

absolute nuclear blackpill: girlfriends only suck if you are ugly, if you are actually attractive girlfriends are really cool and fun and crave your dick everyday

>>42870341
I actually agree with this, you can't call "girl of my dreams" to a bitch just because she's good looking, that is required but isn't enough.

>>42870319
>marriage
No one said anything about marriage. Having a gf does not = marriage. I believe marriage in general is retarded; if you're already in a happy relationship there's no need to change and get married. People change over time and it's naive to believe in "till death do we part". I'm a woman and I feel this way; marriage is shit regardless of what sex you are. Getting married was not something I mentioned in any previous post Idk why you brought it up. Marriage is a completely different ball game than being bf and gf; the fact you seem to think these two are one in the same is disturbing

>>42870365
This. I've been with my bf for like 5 years now and still happily suck his dick, and then go out riding together

>>42870391
I mean, it's easy to be happy in a relationship, you just fuck her and ignore her. But that isn't healthy at all, I mention marriage because that's when it gets hard and that's where girls start to show how shit they are. Either that or a really long relationship.

>>42870365
I'm not that good looking and I still get blowjobs almost every day.

But my gf still sucks.

>>42870225

Am stealing this line

>>42869582
>I have to "go out", as in leave my cozy basement.
You can order an escort to your house.

>>42870255
>>42870309
this so much, If you are ONLY attracting girls with shitty personality then you don't have enough to attract the ones who are interesting and beautiful

>b-but I lift, t-that makes me b-better

>>42869822
RIP women

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>>42869359
>We are flatmates so i cant just make a clean cut
the dumb just keep getting dumber edition

>>42869584

/biz/ is the most useless board on this shitty site

>>42870261
L-london?

>>42869822
Fucking this
My gf sucks at being a woman
She expects the world and gives nothing in return

>>42870261
then you're a gem and I genuinely envy the man who's your boyfriend/husband

>>42870248
Why would I want to be a big boy then?

>>42869822
I think it's you that's fucking up. Control your bitch

>>42869265
IKTF

>long for gf all my teenage years
>be ksv the entire time
>enter college, no longer beta faggot, start hooking up
>realize gf shit is a meme

>Still terified of dying alone tho

>>42870261
>I'm also a /POL/lack and kinda took the redpill a few years ago which made me deadset on being a good submissive partner and wife.
how fucking depressive

>>42870291
>dating women your own age
After your 20s, this is a terrible idea, you're basically in constant competition with your gf with everything. Dating your own age only works with submissive guys.

>>42870261
>being a good submissive partner and wife
Don't fucking be this all the time, It's so fucking boring. relationships need some form of strife. It's how you work out your issues and retain some passion

>>42870365
Look up Patrice O'neal, and tell me relationships with woman has anything to do with your looks. He was a fucking master of relationships

>>42870291
>implying you'll ever leave 4chan
You're here for life, get over yourself hun

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How do you cure oneitis /fit/?

It's been five years and I've been on tinder and made money and got /fit/ and everything, but it still hasn't gone away. Do I just have to learn to live with this?

>>42870720
tfw feel 2nd oneitis coming up

breakup has only been 2 weeks

>>42869822
>>42869872

My ex girlfriend had this beta "friend" that was a headache. It was actually her friends co-worker, whom she was trying to hook up with but he only gave her attention to be around my girl more. Would always hear how funny and fun he was but when I was around totally meek and quiet. I knew what he was up to

Then he told them I wasn't being "bro's" or whatever bullshit and then I wasn't invited around to their get together's.

Told the ex what was up and this sort of nonsense wasn't long term material for me. We break up and she's back a few months later saying how I was right and she's sorry and want's another chance. Yeah right

>>42870720
>oneitis
Get off Reddit

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>>42869265
>he fell for the gf meme
We got another one lads

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>>42870786

I've been here since 2008.

I don't have a reddit account and I've never posted there.

I learned about oneitis from /b/ in high school, long before it actually happened.

Now I'm engaging in redditspacing and I don't know what to do.

>>42870720
>find a gf to love
>inevitably fuck it up
>pick up the pieces back together
>repeat all above several times
>never have oneitis again

>>42871126
>>never have oneitis again
you never forget your first big love anon

>>42871138
I had forgotten none, but also cannot care anymore. Sometimes the memories of naive past keep me warm, but that is all.
One either uses the pain of a heartbreak for fuel, or one burns in it.

>>42871358
>One either uses the pain of a heartbreak for fuel, or one burns in it.
hit home hard anon

>>42870488

In a smallish city in the U.S.?

Not confident in that, since Backpage is all but shut down.

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>>42870720
I was in the same situation. I had just finished my 2nd internship, had a few thousand $$$ and had been lifting for 5 years now. Call her up out of the blue to talk hadn't tried calling her in a few months since her birthday.
>Rings a few times.
>Call abruptly ended shortly
>Suddenly all the fantasies I had with this girl evaporate.
>Feel liberated to know that in the end it was for my own happiness.
She was a 9/10 blonde that was different from all the other basic bitches, but when you sacrifice too much energy to make something like that happen you only weight yourself down anon.

>>42869265

Most women are shit gfs. Most will learn to be better eventually. If they're lucky, they learn before they have two kids and a divorce.

Either stick with her and hope for improvement, or discard and draw. Just know that if she's dumb, or disloyal, or doesn't do it for you sexually, those things are probably never changing. Almost anything else can be fixed if she's willing.

>>42870554
Weird way of saying r9k

>>42871429
>but when you sacrifice too much energy to make something like that happen you only weight yourself down
if i had only just stopped going after this girl the first time around my heart wouldn't have been broken a second fucking time

>>42869265
Any advice for me anons?
>have fwb thing with girl at work
> we catch feelings, but she falls away because "i don't want relationship"
>End on hostile terms because in her words "we're complete opposites"
>her friend is there and is basically up for bf/gf thing
>leave it a month
>sleep with friend, i say we should just casually date for at least another month before deciding on relationship
>next thing i know the girls have kicked off at each other
>both angry at me
I haven't had a holiday in over 8 months and my anemia has reappreard, so this is doing my nut in

>>42869265
Just pay an escort. Unless you are genetically blessed you are going to be banging women who are not that attractive. If you pay for an escort you can bang women that the vast majority of your ancestors could never dream of fucking.

>>42871481
>>have fwb thing with girl at work
red flags fing everywhere dude

>>42870720

Luckily for me mine cured itself, in a sense.

Went from qt petite blonde to thicc tattooed degenerate cam girl with daddy issue pink hair. Icky.

>>42871490
I've learnt my lesson, trust me.
I still dunno why girl 2 would even talk to girl 1 about me, we agreed to not talk about us

>>42871440
Never experienced nor heard of any chick that ever improved at being a gf in a relationship.

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>both virgins
>dating gf for 2 or 3months
>still haven't had sex

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why can't i just be gay, women fucking suck

>>42871654
this

thought both of my exes would eventually get more mature with time
nope

Idk what you guys are complaining for. Me and my gf have different and busy lives. We mostly get together and she'll cook for me then I'll fuck her. Other than that it's an occasional date and we also work out together twice a week.
What does everyone else do when they're dating?

>>42869359
>No her body is very slim but her face is like a 5/10

God dammit, so it doesnt matter if I have a nice body if my face is still shit. Can't afford plastic surgery, guess I'll be single until I die. rip

tfw scored a literal /fit/ OLY chick

tfw never going to feel this again

>>42869265
>a gf
>not a life partner

sucks to be you man

>>42871726
>he brings his gf to the gym

>>42870120
Can you link to these female imageboards? I'm kind of getting tired of 4chan's shit and just want to see some male bashing.

>>42871768
For lower body days. I'm sculpting her ass and she needs my expertise.

>>42869294
still hot

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>>42869822
only if you look like shit

My story takes place over the past two months

>25, never had a gf. feel miserable about this
>get tinder, meet cute girl, start casual relationship
>inevitably gets more serious, get cold feet, feel miserable
>break it off with her, feel like a shitty person and miserable
>resubscribe to WoW

blimey what's happened there

>>42871829
>>get tinder, meet cute girl, start casual relationship
you have got to be kidding me tinder for a real relationship

>>42870756
Most my ex gf's had the orbiter. Some beta who is waiting for the long haul, to jump your gf. You can act cool, and not let it bother you, because god forbid you are jealous. Or you call her on it, and she gets all uppidy. Beta orbiters always come right out after you dump the bitch.

>>42871844
I killed it off before it became a real one. That said, I know quite a few people who've gotten into serious relationships from Tinder.

>>42871910
if you're from the us maybe over here in germany its like 90% woman wanting to know how much guys they might attract also turkish guys

>>42871829
you are weak
also tinder is shit, get a real life and meet people in it

I was helping my buddy move his little sister to a new flat this morning. She got this semi new boyfriend that she said was coming to help too.

Made a bet with my buddy this guy was going to bail and sure enough, off goes her phone and message reads that's he's sick and can't make it.

I'm like, how convienent he's sick when you need help! I have a damn ear infection! Bet he's not gonna be sick when this shit is done with and wants to fuck, drop this guy!

Now she's a bit mad because she knows I'm right but won't admit it. Girls are naive

>>42870225
2017 called. Your theory of psychology is outdated by at least 100 years.

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>>42871829
>resubscribe to WoW
>current WoW
dude

>>42869265
>have gf
>put her in the gym
>went from skinny girl with a moderate sized butt to thicc
>guys always hitting on her both at the gym and in the streets
>has a 10/10 friend
>when they both go out they basically make every single head turn
>tfw always that deep fear of her cheating on me or some shit

welp
at least its fun when I go out with them, the sexual tension between us is so high and I almost pulled something last time but now the other girl is here with her bf

>>42872182
>>42871829
i do that too occasionally, do story quests and be done

>>42872080
so how does it make you feel that this guy can get away with bailing on her and gets to fuck her tight young pussy while your only joy is to berate her how her bf is an asshole while your work your ass off for her?

>>42872325
Zero interest in her

tfw empowered my ex in sexual stuff
tfw some other guy is now going to get the treatment i got sexually and emotionally

it hurts

>>42869265
That's why you don't lock yourself to the first pussy that looks your way you moron. You wait for a girl that you like.

>>42869359
>We are flatmates
Ahahah you fucking retard.

>>42871656
Took me 6 months to fuck my first gf. Virgins can be scared like that. Or you're just shit at dating like I am.

>>42870162
I can attest that it's the exact same outside the US. The grass isn't any greener.

>>42872432
Your penis is.

>>42870120
>>Want
Id kill for a girl like you
Too bad I'm in alaska

>>42870261
Getting off 4chan for a few weeks will help

Especially /pol/

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>>42870261
>I'm also a /POL/lack

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>>42869359
>We are flatmates

>>42872507
tfw got off 4chan when in a relationship
tfw get drawn back to this god forsaken place when they end

ffs i want to get off this site for good

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>>42869265
Only virgins actively want girlfriends rather than regular sex

Because they're emotionally defective and have no experience with what women really are so they think a relationship is more than just being a 24/7 source of entertainment and money for someone with the mind of a completely boring and emotionally erratic half-child

>>42870248
>a relationshit takes less time

incredulous_yet_slightly_smug_reaction_face.xcf

>>42872641
Amen brother. It took me long to figure this one out.

>>42872182
FFXI is the only playable MMO these days

>>42872080
>>42872348
How did you get compensated for your labor then?

>>42869265
You don't love her

>>42870291
>>are you even dating women your own age?
>dating 37yo women

vomiting_anime_girl.png

>>42870720
Have sex.

>>42872432
Well, shit.

Looks like I'm staying single for a while

>>42870261
>>42870261
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>>42872869
>>42872432
Germany here

Tinder is not, NOT! at all like in the US

Wish i lived in a big uni city in the US tbqh

>>42872875
How is it different in Germany?

>>42873030
different enough that girls mostly on tinder use it to justify their shitty appeareance and guys use it well for the same shit

>>42873030
Pussy in Germany smells way way worse.

>>42873043
What?

>>42873043
Isnt this like this all over the world?
Im from Sweden and i havent used tinder but it really seems shitty

This is the reason I started lifting in the first place, I want a family in future and I figured the only way to avoid this miserable existence was to become the top percent male.

I don't know how this plan will work out in reality but I'm happy I at least got into lifting at a young age.

>>42873080
Tinder in Sweden is like Tinder everywhere else, you are not going to find somebody you want to form a meaningful relationship with on there, but it can be worth it either way.

>>42873078
>different enough that girls mostly on tinder use it to justify their shitty appeareance and guys use it well for the same shit

>>42873078
girls over here use tinder for checking out their market value
guys do it too, turkish guys mostly

>>42873090
Ive only heard about tinder from the aspect of two girls
One said "Euh, its only a bunch of swedish dudes on there and not the types of guys i like" (She is a coal burner) and the other said she got around 100 matches in two days and was tired of all the offers for dates and hook ups so she didnt respond to any

I dont see how Tinder can be good unless youre a woman

>>42873155
you sound turkish
you sound like a turkbitch

>>42873178
i feel violated

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>>42871829
>resubscribe to WoW

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this thread

>>42869289
It's exactly like that except without the fucking and nothing "motherly or sisterly." Think more like a roommate that is often upset with you and that you're handcuffed to.

>t. married father of two

Stay single, my friends.

>>42869822
Are you American? Coz girls ain't like that everywhere.

42 yo here

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>>42869822
Tfw no gf

>>42872641
>24/7 source of entertainment and money for someone with the mind of a completely boring and emotionally erratic half-child
that actually sounds kind of good

>>42870510
>Interesting and beautiful
You mean a unicorn? If a girl is beautiful, chances are she never had to develop a personality and if she's interesting she's either ugly or emotionally damaged. The girls that have both traits are extremely rare, in fact, I can count on my fingers the amount of girls I've met that are both.

>>42871481
>Girl at work
Don't fuck where you eat man

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>getting married in 10 months
glad to see everyone believes it was the right decision. Wish me luck /fit/, I will keep you updated if it all goes ti shit!

>>42873445
congrats and best of luck. may i one day be wed to a beautiful girl myself

>>42869289
Not to mention the initial hassle of getting to know her, seducing her, etc.
Sure you can like each other from the get go, but statistically it's not likely.

>>42873420
Yeah, good advice. I'll just fuck your mother, ain't nobody eating that nasty pussy.

>>42873484
DEVILISH

>>42873484
Lmao faggot hope you enjoy getting called in by HR for sexual harassment

>>42873528
It's your mother's job to take my dilz. She'd be fired if she didn't do it.

>>42873072
kek'd

>>42873072
lel

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>>42869359
>flatmates

>>42870680
t. woman

>>42870255
>>42870262
This

Banging QTs at parties every night > dating a gainz goblin who takes all your money

Hey everyone: Your pussy smells.

>>42869265
adulthood is when you realize

boys get gfs

men will sleep around with girls on rotation

>>42874294
Commitment is to women as sex is to men. They're all thirsty as fuck for it and then leave you high and dry when they've gotten what they want.

>>42874294
>>42874324
huh huh yeah... dating women is for fucking faggots am i right my bros?!??!?!

>>42874157
My boipucci smells. After I poopy u.u

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>>42874346
>he really doesnt realize betas are the only ones that have to trick women with commitment
real men dont need to use commitment to get a girl to stay around

>fühle den dünnschiss des saufens

brudiiiiiiiiiiis

>>42874374
real men don't stay around

>>42869359
this is a perfect situation anon, let her go cleanly then be distant for a month or so before slowly reintroducing yourself to her
>pussy at home on demand
>no commitment

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>>42874346
>Ugh...masculinity
>Eww

/deutsch/ reportiert ein. YEEEAAAHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

>>42874374
So much this. Girls view guys as one of three categories.

>Non-existent
>Dickless boyfriend material
>Fuckable

>>42874386
what does that even mean, are you german or something?

>>42874609
yeah i fucked up the thread i wanted to reply to sorry
>>42874599
.___.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

hier gehts weiter brudis

SIEG HEIL KAMERADEN O/O/

>>42874619
take care next time bro, uezs

>>42874386
spast alda

>>42874609
It means "feel the diarrhea of the drinking", reference to the diarrhea you get after drinking too much alcohol.

loide was tun wenn zu autistisch für den friseur?

SIEG HEIL! \o

>>42874386
What?

Polo Hemd oder T-Hemd?

>having a normal thread
>someone posts sth in german
>some idiots from /deutsch/ enter the thread

bruh

>>42874647
Selber schneiden ützeli

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macht ma neu hier, alda

>>42874665
>>42874661
>>42874647
loide bitte

>>42874386
ist das jetzt die neue ausgabe?

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>>42874662
Was 1 leben.

>>42874673
Ja

>>42874665
um auzusehen wie der wingel, nachdem er sich seine haare mit der bastelscheere geschnitten hat?

Ja Herrgott, wir haben doch nichtmal Fahnen hier.

>mgw deutsch jetzt drüben auf fit ist

>lachte irgerndwie


dude, get back in your own thread

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>>42874669
alder provozier mich ned

Vapisst euch zurück nach /deutsch/ dort ist tot

RIIIIIIIIIIII
Ich habe mich schon wieder nicht getraut sie anzuschreiben

Reelle Heberaustisten-Stunden jetzt?

>>42874686
Ich bin Österreicher uezs.

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/deutsch/

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>>42874662
>mGw

>>42874686
er schon >>42874386

>>42874693
duhm? hier ist neu

>>42874699
ich auch uezs

>>42874699

Ich würde sagen du lügst, aber die Dubs geben dir recht.

>>42874682
JA WAS WILLST DU SONST MACHEN DU DRECKSAUTIST?

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>>42874677
Hey, i know that dude!

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>>42874688
>dgw wir wirklich hier weitermiehmen
sehr nais uezs

>>42874705
MARSCHIERT...

>>42874705
>>42874699
>>42874698
>>42874696
loiiiiiiiiiide bidde
>>42874714
>>42874713
>>42874711
ich lache gerade unironisch hart laut, die nachbarn haben schon geklopft

i bims der Personaösi

>>42874714
e-es ist nur der anruf für einen termin uezs
das eigentliche schneiden ist nicht so schlimm

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>>42874717
hand in hand

Bin der Südtiroler
FMA

What the flying fuck is happening?

>>42874710

Musste tatsächlich mal lachen. Vielen Dank dafür.

>>42874720
Bitte sehr.

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>>42874715
What an awesome guy he is. Isn't he?

>>42874374
fuck, my hand looks exactly like this. How many years will it take to make my hand look rugged and manly?

R O N N Y S T U N D E N

>>42874729
Basler, ruheeeeeee

I don't speak Nazi

>>42874725
Dann geh halt zum Türken. Da brauchst du keinen Termin.

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>>42874734
>>42874739

WIR ZOGEN IN DAS FELD

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>>42874738

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>>42874730
>What the flying fuck is happening?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRIKAAAAA

>>42874730

Blitzkrieg. Sssshhhh, it will all be over soon.

>>42874738
Massier meinen Rücken du Schlampe. Dann kriegst du schon fleischige Arme.

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>>42874730
D.A.K.

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>>42874741
es ist /deutsch/land hier uezs

>>42874746
DA HÄTTEN WIR WEDER SÄCKL NOCH GELD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75oM6gTVRYM

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Nette Sache Brudis.

ach loide

ich hab mich doch nur im thread vertan kek


aber danke für die unterstützung

>>42874747
>>42874750
Kek

>>42869265
Then break up and move one to the next one

eventually you might find the one

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dem stegner seine gsichtskirmes ist einfach spitze

>>42874779
/deutsch/ hält eben zusammen, da kannst du jetzt auch nichts mehr dran drehen.

>>42874783
Shut up, faggot.

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>>42874779
>thread

UND DER TEUFEL LACHT AUCH NOCH HAHAHA

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>>42874785
Gemein.

>>42874747
>>42874750
wir sind wirklich ein bienenstockverstand

>>42874785
Ich sag's ja... Er ist ein AfD-Agent.

Reminder that you are all being replaced by mama Merkel's refugee policy

>>42874783
>eventually you might find the one
there is no "the one"

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DIES IST AB HEUTE OFFIZIELLES REICHSGEBIET

>>42874803
Dies. Der Jahrelange Aufenthalt unter Sozialdemokraten hat ihn einfach in Depressionen geworfen.
Seine Mundwinkel leiden bis heute.

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to be honest, what do you think of this milf?

>>42874815
WAS LABERT DER ÜBER MERGGEL ALDER. HALD YUR MAUF!

>>42874797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs

UND DER TEUFEL LACHT NUR DAZU HA HAHAHAHA

>>42874815
We are well aware of that. Merkel does a good job.
t.ZDU

>>42874815
yeah, we already accept our fade

>>42874815
LASS DIE PFOTEN OBEN, SONST KNALLT'S!!!!

>>42872641

>I only date dumb women

Ich wette ich könnte jeden von euch /fit/ Lappen in einem Boxkampf besiegen.

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EN AMI LABERT ÜBERN DEUTSCHEN ALDER DER SOLL BLOB DIE FRESSE HALDN

>>42874834
Blamiere uns doch nicht so vor den Ausländern auf /fit/, Duhm-Anon.

>>42874815
Es ist bereits so schlimm, dass wir mittlerweile sogar Zuflucht auf /fit/ suchen müssen.

SEIT 0:45 WIRD ZURÜCKGESCHOSSEN. DIE FEINDLICHEN TRUPPEN ZIEHEN SICH ZURÜCK...

personafitti anwesend?

>>42874815
What is your ethnicity?

>>42874867
Bin Ösi uezs

>>42874854
Starke Stukaverbände greifen ein!

>>42874815

You do not understand. The Germans will only rise in times of great suffering. Merkel is currently creating hard times for us, which will give us hard men once more.
And then we will get rid of all the shitskins she lured into our lands.

>>42874867
alles ich

>>42874867
Noneofyourbusinese.

DER FADEN IST VIEL ZU ALT.

WIR SOLLTEN GANZ /FIT/ ÜBERNEHMEN!
AM DEUTSCHEN WESEN SOLL DIE WELT GENESEN!

>>42874877
RONNY RUHEEEEE

>>42874877
ALTER, bist du Nazi?

>>42874867
Es gibt keine Ethnie!

>>42874887
es sollte 1 fit deutsch faden geben oder?

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>>42874867
ICH BIN DEUTSCHER

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>>42874885
ALTER DU MACHST MICH GERADE AGGRESSIV

>>42874887
muskulöse reichsautistennacht?

>>42874895
t. ralf stegner

>>42874898
A WICHSA BIST DU

>>42874891
Sieg Heil!

>>42874898
A WICHSA BIST DU!

>>42874907
>>42874910
Leute, OP sieht doch eh schon alles doppelt, macht es ihm jetzt nicht noch extra schwer.

Die Reichtsfittalnacht wird für immer in die Annalen des /deutsch/-tums eingehen.

>>42874901
dude you sound like a swiss or lischtenstainian, or whatever they are called

>>42874885
So, you are a homeless gipsy, okay. You try to tell us about politics in our country, but you are not even man enough to admit your heritage, your dirty gipsy. SUCK MY BLONDE-HAIRED BALLS.
You are a shame to your nation and to your people.

>>42874918

Es weht ein Fähnchen im Wind, es riecht jedoch nicht sehr gut...

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E S K A L A T I O N

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

>>42874897
Dies. Ich mache einen auf.

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>>42874885

>>42874924
Ich erinner mich noch. Sie kamen in der Nacht *schluchz* u-und und sie zündeten alle Fitnessstudios an und erschossen die Heber.
Danke Merkel.

>>42874933
Hier ist eh gemütlicher. Lass uns von /int/ abkehren uezs.

ANON HAT MICH EINGELADEN

>>42874933
sehr gut

>>42874926
YEEEAAAHÖÖÖ

manchmal packe ich mir zwischen den sack und rieche dann dran mhhhhhhhh

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Ist das hier jetzt der richtige Faden?

Warum packt ihr eigentlich immer euren feinsten Autismus aus, wenn ich grad schlafen gehen will?

>>42874951
FEEEEEINSTER HODENGERUCH:

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>>42874933
wo isser den jetzt??

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alhamdulillah!
ich habe heute zum ersten mal in meinem leben einen elefanten geschächtet

>dgw ganz /deutsch/ morgen von /fit/ paniert sein wird

Neu?

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>>42874969
oh nein, wie furchtbar

faden geht bis 415

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Ich wähle CDU uezs, scheiss auf die anderen

FEINSTER AUTISMUS

>>42874994
MUUUUUULM

>>42874969
Na hoffe ich doch. Hab die Reichsautistennacht 1.0 überlebt und die zweite verpasst..
Das ist wie eine Kriegsverletzung.

>>42874972
Neu-male, yes.

FEINSTER WEEEEEEEINNNNN

kek LOIDE bittttttttteeeeeeeee

>>42875001
>dgw ich bei der zweiten gefallen bin
tut mir leid, anders zählt es aber nicht

>>42875013
>>42875013
>>42875013

NEU NEU NEU

>>42874994
GOOOOOLDKRÖÖÖNÄÄÄÄ

NEU
>>42875015
>>42875015
>>42875015

>>42875011
JA WAS IS DENN??

NEU-MANN

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RECLAIMING THE THREAD FROM THE KRAUTS

STARBIRD SIX

STARBIRD SIX

MOVE FAST AND CLEAR THOSE MURDERHOLES

>>42875016
Ich wollte bei der ersten ja. Nur leider war ich ein bisschen zu langsam und mein Faden war der einzige, der den Hausi überlebt hat.

>>42875017
>>42875019
SELBST AUF FIT BEKOMMT IHR NICHT AUF DIE KEDDE EINEN NEUEN FADEN ZU ERÖFFNEN

>>42871819
that blonde girl is really pretty

>>42870255
DUBS DON'T LIE

>>42869265
Find someone who's willing to be fwb. My ex and I are fwb and we get to cuddle and have sex when we want but still go home to our own houses. It's great.

jesus fucking christ

>>42875562
psssst. it's over now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_8mm906GA
chill track

>>42875574
>psssst
that the sound of you pissing in your fucking pants, bitch?

>>42870261
post tits slut

>>42873295
xplane.
girlls are shit, period

>>42876175
Girls' pussies smell like straight up ooD ooD motherfucker.

>>42873399
>good girls are rare
>I've met some

Yes you stupid fuck, finding the right girl for a relationship is rare but you should have acted on it.

>>42870432
>get blowjobs almost every day
>gf still sucks
Yup, she sucks you, we get it