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today on things that never happened

>getting fitted for contacts
>optician is 7 months pregnant, still 9/10
>huge preggo titties, dat fuggin ass.
>wears tight skin hugging dresses
>flirty as fuck, saying I must work out a lot etc
>presses her tits into my arms, basically straddles my leg at one point.
>makes jokes about her figure being ruined and how she is huge
>"I wouldn't worry about that"
>all done, contacts are sorted
>I'll see you in 6 months for a check up after my maternity leave
>you have a small scratch on your cornea, use eye drops if it gets irritated

>y-you too

>>42458282
Me in the yellow

>walking out of class
>hear girls behind me saying I have a nice butt

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>join a new gym
>doing high volume back day
>some guy comes up to me and tells me I've really put on size in the last 6 months
>thank him and strike up some small talk
>never seen him before in my life
>realise that's probably the equivalent of a gym bro pick up line
>felt pretty good man?

Pic related

>>42458302
kek

>be me
>walking on boardwalk near hometown
>see qt3.14 asian girl walking with average qt friend
>she has it all great legs great tits and as i walk past i check out her sweet ass
>mired the shit out of her

>>42458298
no one except people with the preggo fetish believe me, but pregnant bitches can be sexy as fuck

Patrician taste my dude. Those bulging tits, hips sway and hormone horniness are great, not to mention that ethereal glow they seem to have.

>>42458366

I LOVE fucking preggo chicks.

>>42458282
>in college
>break time
>gf sitting next to me says she needs to go to the batroom
>i slide over to her 4 friends
>we chat a bit
>out of nowhere one girl says
>"anon what the hell do you do?"
>what do you mean?
>"i was watching you earlier when you stood up and you're huge, do you go to the gym or what?"
>ummm... no, but thanks
>"so what you're trying to tell me you were born this way?"
>i guess
>"you cant have arms that huge by doing nothing..."
>i work around the yard a bit
>"....okay"
>literally flex a cep as a joke
>they are in shock and awe and start comparing their arms to mind
>"you arm is like 3 times my size oh my god haha"
>we talk a bit more
>gf comes back
>tell her about the mires i got
>she finds it funny
>only told my girlfriend i lift, but that was 2 months after we started dating

all these mires i've been getting are feeding my ego so hard, being a recovering skeleton and all.

>>42458293
/Thread

>>42458442
it's good that you didn't say you visit the gym. It is common knowledge that girls believe only gays visit the gym.

>>42458361
Underrated post

>>42458596
Admitting you gymcel is social suicide.
And on top of that i absolutely hate lifting "culture" and everything it represents along with all the stupid fucking instagram gymbros and guys who talk irl about how they had a "killer workout bro XD"

Mom allowed me to suck her tit when I was 13. That's the closest I ever got to woman's breast

>work at a store
>see the store manager for the first time in a while
>"anon, can I ask you a question?"
>sure
>"have you been going to the gym because you're looking fit?"

First verbal compliment I've gotten from somebody who didn't already know I've been lifting.

>>42458293
This

>>42458361
hahahaha truly underrated

only get compliments from older women or bros, but girls play with their hair and giggle all the time when talking to me so you know

>>42458339
>realise that's probably the equivalent of a gym bro pick up line
kek

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>five ish years of lifting
>approached at work by artsy sheila asking if I had ever done life/nude modelling and if I would be interested
>gave it a shot, turns out I just stand there and drink whiskey with my benis out
>get paid buku bucks for attending gym in autistic levels
>regular gig now
>pic related i guess

>>42458361
kek'd

>don't like being mired
>don't like people knowing I work out
>wear baggy long sleeves
>never get mired
I know it's not a traditional mirin' story but it is mine

>>42459032
Pls tell me more.

>very rarely get mired
>mire self constantly

It's a sickness

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I've got hit on by 4 gay guys since I started lifting 6 months ago and many before that. Only like 2 girls but autismoed out on one and didn't even realize the other was till later.

>Drop 20 lbs, still fat tho
>At door to bar, fat redguard bouncer asks for ID which is pic of fatter me
>Looks at ID then me... Repeat several times
>Ayy, u lost sum weight dawg

My only mire, but felt p good

>>42461528
get down with it anon

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>>42458298
>getting fitted for contacts
I didn't even know that was a thing. What's it like?

>>42460508
Looking good anon.

>>42462548
use mechanical calipers on your eyes

>be good looking
>walk confidently
>most girls mire
>tfw chubby

>>42462449
Th-thanks Tyrone

"wow you lost weight"

that's all, but feels good nonetheless since i'm a beginner. didn't even tell them i was working out and dieting.

>>42460508
>>gave it a shot, turns out I just stand there and drink whiskey with my benis out
And you get paid for this? Sounds like a good deal.

>>42458282

>If you've lifted for less than a year, please spare us from your lies.

I take it you've lifted for less than a year then?

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>>42458282
a girl I had a crush on in middle school told me I looked buff

>>42459032
w-why?

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>>42458361
>be me hours ago
>doing some formalities because of new job
>waiting for gf in the same facility
>6/10 face 10/10 ass-thighs thicc walks by with two beta satellites
>mired the shit out of her
>mfw still not making it

>>42459032
and then?

>bro's birthday party
>when everyone leaves bro comes up to me
>his female friend (might be lesbian) asked him all night
>how do I get that ass!
>how do I fucking get that ass bro!
>he was also wondering cause damn

>>42463309
Been in art school, trust me you can do this even if you're ugly as shit, as long as you are okay with being naked, have endurance and able to strike interesting poses for the students to draw. Most of the models I had during classes were regulars, so there's money to make.

>>42461528
Be careful you don't drown.

>be me
>at work conference for new employees, sales and operations
>I'm operations
>play golf at indoor range for networking
>one of the girl salesreps keeps staring at me
>gives me the "do i know you from somewhere" line when we both work opposite ends of the continent
>later overhear her saying "it's just so fun to watch him in that shirt" (well fitted golf shirt) to one of the other girls
>really douchey drunk sales guy says "yeah maybe you recognize him from sports illustrated"
And career mires
>final day, having a sort of impromptu sales pitch session judged by senior sales executives
>pitch a specialized capability of my plant, rather than the hypothetical stuff other reps were selling
>"are you really in operations not sales? Maybe you should switch"
>afterwards a senior executive came up and got my contact info and sent me an email to connect about my pitch
>"congratulations, you just closed your first sale"
>qt sales rep invited me to have a beer at her room to celebrate
It's a goddamn good day. I dont think the chick wants to hookup, but ill take free beer.

The hotel workout room is a joke though.

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>>42458282
>last night dicking around on tinder before bed
>see possible trap showing off ass while covering front with shirt and face with phone
>swipe right because bored
>match
>first thing I say "you're a trap aren't you?"
>He admits it
>start talking to him again because bored
>He asks for my number so he can send pics
>agree just because I'm so bored
>begins sending pics of his ass
>notbad.jpeg
>I send him pic with my shirt off
>calls me gorgeous
>we start roleplaying because I'm so bored
>begs me to finish in his ass
>I finish because I was bored
>go to sleep
>he immediately deletes match
>no homo

>>42465391
>I send him pic with my shirt off
>begs me to finish in his ass
>no homo
kek

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>>42465391
Nigga u gay

>>42458282
>go for a swim with some people
>jump in water
>gas out after 3 strokes because lolnocardio
>one guy says 'what the fuck man, you look pretty fit'


>girl who used to have crush on me sees me after a year at the gym
>says i'm getting big, tells me to be careful not to become the Hulk
>I have 12 inch arms but I guess the pump made me look alright
Also I got my ass slapped by a literal 8/10 in a bar (I didn't know her but she was friends with someone in our group) but the told me to fuck off right after lmao

>be me
>autistically fit
>super into my street bike and liftan
>decide to make cutoff shorts out of corduroy pants
>cut them a wee bit short
>commuting to gym in my normal attire
>tank
>shorts
>boots
>rad street bike
>car full of latinas pulls up next to me
>AYYYYYAAYYYYYY BBY YOU SO FINE DEM LEGSSSSSS
>atustically sprint away at the light
>they follow
>BBY STOP WE JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU YOU SO FYYYNNNNEEEEEE

this went on for like three blocks, I finally lost them in the projects

>>42463963

Yup it's dead simple. I still chortle
>kek
when i remember the art teacher that introduced me as "Now we have this monumental figure in front of our eyes"

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>>42459032

>At BurgerKing (tm) during our graduation party as it's the only place open where you can grab some food
>Sitting there, eating, talking
>Two younger dudes who help out as bartenders at the party come in with some girl
>We decide to leave because we're done
>They're in line and I grab some tissues to clean hands next to them
>On my way back out I see her eyeing me up for good 10 seconds and quickly looks away

Tbh looked pretty good in a white shirt

>>42460508
Thank you for doing that. I graduated from art college. Those studio drawing classes can be fun, but it sucks when you have to draw super fat and/or super old people. Drawing fit guys and girls was rare.

>>42458339
same exact story happened to me as well a couple weeks ago.

>>42465723
haven't I read this before?

>>42458282

>Coming home from gym
>Got a good pump in shoulders and arms
>Dad sees me
>He undoes his belt
>No dad, not now, please not now
>"Get over ere boy. Over ere now pretty boy"
>get raped

Feels good when dad mires me.

>>42458282
Post body OP pls

>>42466225
>tfw live with grandparents and pappy thinks i'm a homosexual for working out and never bringing a girl home.

>come home one day sweaty
>"you just finish taking it in the ass again boy?"
>"uh, no pappy, just lifting again like every tuesday night"
>"you better start bringing home girls because if i find out you're a you-know-what, you what's gonna happen.."
>as he says nodding in the direction of the gun cabinet

fuck guys how do i shut off my autism? i get 'mires all the time but as soon as i open my mouth girls want nothing to do with me.

>>42458282
routinely get honks from cars full of young women while I'm running in my short shorts. don't go to a gym so no opp for gym mires. when I run in cities and on populous streets I get lots of whistles and hollers, infrequently, but still on occasion a black woman will grab my ass while I'm on my cooldown and make some remark likening me to a choice cut of meat.

>>42466400

Try this to disable autism mode.

>Get a bit drunk, like 35% drunk.
>Watch a motivational video (I know it's dumb, but it'll work if you stop being so uptight)
>Join some random discord group, loosen up the talking juice
>Find a cheese grater
>Slowly rub it against the head of your penis, and the soles of your feet. Draw blood.
>You'll now have a major buzz.
>Find some socks to stop your shoes getting wet from the blood.
>Find the nearest dog sanctuary.
>Beat the dog cages with a stick, whilst barking like a dog, shouting about mortgages and interest rates.
>Ride this high all the way to the nearest library and fuck the first book bitch you see.

>>42464305
If this is real, great job man.

>Playing piccolo drinking game with some friends
>Me and a girl have to swap t-shirts for a round
>we do it and someone videos it
>watch back the video the next day and qt sitting next to me is mirin' the whole time I'm shirtless

>>42466400
Just bring a twink with a dress on home you fag, they'll never know the difference.

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>get on bus to campus while holding gym bag in pseudo-curl position
>middle aged black lady bus driver goes "oo boy you got some muscle!"
>felt good man

>>42458293
This

>>42464305
i aspire to be in your position my man

t anon mires

>At work
>Guy comes in who I don't recognize
>Coworker is helping him
>Coworker asks "Anon how much weight have you put on again?"
>Used to be 125lb twink, sitting at about 200 now
>Apparently customer dude recognized me from when I was said twink, had to double take when he saw me

A little bit later
>Another customer comes in, he's been in a couple times before
>"Bro I gotta say, you're swole as fuck bro"
>T-thanks

The on my way home
>Stop by QuikTrip for gas and a pretzel
>Attendant ringing me up
>"Just the pretzel today?"
>Yep
>"Is that your secret?"
>Secret?
>"To being swole"
>Oh haha, yeah, it's easy carbs

Today was a good day, bros

>go out with a girl from our friendgroup
>she is pretty and funny, we had great time
>later she admits that she got really turned on by my arms and how strong I looked
>month later she dies due epilepsy

Goodbye S, you were awesome. See ya in next life!

>>42466639
god damn it I died laughing so hard.

and then I came back to this tab hours later and laughed again. thanks anon

>>42468139
good shit anon
>>42468225
Was unprepared for the feels. Sorry bro.

went to a bar with my coworkers.

>Girls are spergs and say I look like some anime character
>one says im cute and will visit my office more
>laugh it off like I've never watched anime in my life even though I fap to hentai every night

why am I like this /fit/

>>42463677
nigga she gon peg you

>>42458282
unrelated but DOES ANYONE HAVE HTE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THAT BALD MANLET DOING WEIRD EXERCISES WITH CABLES AND DOING STUFF LIKE PUNCHING THE AIR WITH CABLES AND JUMPING WITH THE CABLES IN HIS HANDS AND STUFF

>>42458282
>be me
>40 year old single mom
>having midlife crisis
>decided to get gym membership to get back in shape and feel good
>go when no one else is around because feeling a little self conscious
>walk in to gym and see 600lb blob attempting to deadlift 135...shirtless
>accidentally let out a very audible holy shit and snicker to myself as he tries to catch his breath from standing up to approach the bar
>the fat bastard immediately turns around and attempts to flex
>apologizes for his shirtlessness
>people like him are the are the exact reason the shirt rule exists
>aintnobodywanttoseethat.gif
>starts hitting on me
>wont leave me alone until i agree to go grab drinks with him
>agree so he leaves me alone
>never plan on meeting up
>report him to the gym manager the next day

>>42468245
Sorry about that man. But we all should pity her brother, hes the one who had to clean her HD and witness my dickpics. Sorry about that!

On related note, whats the general thought what you should do with other persons nudes she sent you after that person has passed way? I feel A bit guilty still having them.

>>42465640
>12 inch arms

what up skelly bro, guess at least your trying

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>>42465391

That sounds pretty gay bruv

>>42468358
Post them here so that she may live on in our hard drives.

>>42468751
no homo though

>>42468348
that was me, so how bout that drink sugah tits?

>>42458339
That pic
>i used to lift
Seriously dyels say that shit all the time whenever the topic comes up. Dudes that never stepped into a gym their whole life

>>42462449
>redgaurd
Kek

>>42468358
I agree with the other dude, post them here so she can be honoured.

>Be me 2 years ago
>Skinny beta
>Crushing hard on 9/10 girl
>Get rejected
>Join gym out of depression and low self esteem
>DEM GAINZ
>Girl now smiles at me and says hi every time she sees me (she didn't even care to look at me before)

>>42469265
you still wont get anywhere

>>42458282
You lucky piece of shit

>>42458339
>I used to lift
God damn that made me chuckle, so accurate

>>42458293
this

>>42459032
>>>42461466 >>42463481 >>42463569 >>42465762
nothing sexual really
>be me, 13 back then
>talking with mom while she's breastfeeding my little sister
>talk turns to breastfeeding
>mom asks if I want to try it
>i agree
>start sucking
>stopped after about 10 second, not because it tasted bad (I actually liked the taste) but because it was akward as fuck
>"so how is it?"
>"haha i don't know nothing special"
>tfw actually liked it
>tfw would like to do it again but it probably wouldnt be appropriate for a 19yo guy to ask his mother to breastfeed him
>tfw stole my little sister's lunch

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>homegym
>no mires
but
>quads getting joocy and vascular
>get a few people looking at them when I sit down
not mirin but fuck it, I'll take it

>>42470082
>nothing sexual really

Anon, come on...

women often stare at me and i turn heads frequently, but i think its more im a big sweaty disgusting ogre rather than handsome aesthetic god

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>Meet old classmate out when i'm drunk
>He's with a couple girls
>"Hey, Anon? Is that you?"
>smalltalk with them
>Ask for me to flex
>"Damn anon you went from a nerd to a beast!"
>another one chimes in
>"yeah you where a loser, now look at you!"
T-thanks

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>>42470082

>>42470366
>now youre a fit loser!

>>42470147
i have a homegym too

nothing better than lifting in t-shirt, boxers and no shoes though amirite?

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>>42462449
>Redguard

>>42470082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHm8oqkOB0

>>42470082
>>"so how is it?"
"awesome now i want your fat ass and pussy mom"

>meet gf parents for the first time
>dad looks me down "do you work out?"
>"no"
>"oh"

>>42467226
>>42467704
Thanks anons.
And it turns out qt sales rep did want to hookup, after I got her top off I discovered she has a boyfriend, because he was trying to FaceTime her. So I bailed. Mixed feels.

>>42463394
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS THUMBNAIL!
4chan is a marvellous place...

>>42468225
>Mired so hard she had a fatal seizure
Damn

>>42471416
God fucking whores, i will never want a woman who works in a company and goes on buisness trips.

>>42458282
>lunch break
>join female coworkers because I'm a basic bitch that loves gossip
>they start talking about guys and what they like
>"Oh, i really love when muscular guys have veiny arms"
>two of them glance at me
>"yeah, that's pretty hot" I mutter out, while choking on my cardboard chicken

>>42468225
im happy she died you fucking humble bragging retard lmfaooooo Hahhahahahahh shes deaddd HAHAHAHAHAH

>>42471467
Should have flexed a 'cep

>>42465391
HE deleted you???
LMAO

>>42462449

>redguard

been so long since i've seen this used here
underrated

>>42465740
How big is your dick when flaccid?(no homo) I'd consider doing it but I'm pretty small when flaccid

>>42471711
Own up to it, you can't change it and people find enough reasons to bother you. Small dick is better for art anyway, it doesn't distract you as much, even though the odds are stacked against the likelihood of finding a good artist there

>>42458282
All of these:

>>42458293
>>42458563
>>42459085
>>42467662
>>42469964

>>42471711
don't worry you can go full greek god mode

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>>42466639

>was fat before, always go to the same store
>pay for food
>girl says I look great
>y-you too
Oh well

>>42468751
he said no homo you spastic

>>42469934
I know right? I wish I had a really good imagination like OP

>be 6'3 skellington
>only guy in my gym doing deadlifts
>PT walking some 2 guys to start their workout
>walks by me and says "now this is a real workout" as I'm mid reps

Felt good...

>>42464305
>a beer at her room to celebrate
>dont think the chick wants to hookup
you retard, bone her

>>42469927
Got my ex like this. She didn't even know I was in a lot of her classes until I became a wrestling twink. Obviously she wasn't worth my time though.

>getting haircut outside base yesterday
>little Asian lady
>always massage shoulders at the end
>"you have big muscle. Very big muscles"
>visibly getting flustered, turning red
>"oh my"
>"wow"
>laugh it off like typical autismo

>>42472488
>>42471416

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>went to Six Flags yesterday (amusement park)
>Shirt off at the water park
>Sunglasses on so I can blatantly stare at chickens asses (not much to see desu)
>Notice out of my peripherals that I'm getting a shitton of looks from girls and guys alike
>Guys start feeling up their girls when I'm near
>Friends say I'm jacked like 4 separate times that day, joke that they're fat compared to me even though they're both avg college bachelor mode
>Get depressed seeing great looking chicks with trashy looking guys *shit tattoos, mullets, do-rags, beer guts and shitty facial hair with backwards caps
>Think about the fact that I have no social life so it doesn't matter how ripped I am, even though I'm not even autistic when it comes to girls (years of talking to flirty waitresses at work)

Pic related, I honestly saw only a few guys who were in better shape, and maybe 2 fit girls
I don't have delusions about comparing to /fit/izens who lift seriously but from what I saw about 99% of all guys my age look like shit anyway

>>42472772
Because you're right, people here will tear you a new one but in reality 98% of people look like absolute dog shit shirtless.

>>42472772
You're really causing a moral conflict inside of me. I want to congratulate you on pursuing your physique goals, but I also want to bash you for your egocentric story and thinking you're the shit. oh well

>>42458282
>meet up with girl I like and a couple of her friends and her brother to go to amusement park
>wearing a tight black shirt even though it's sunny and hot as fuck
>girl talking to me a lot, always smiling and giving me looks even when she's talking to her friends
>halfway through the day her brother and one of her guy friends tell me "do you work out a lot? You look really built"
>say "nah not really. Guess that wii fit is paying off huh"
If they noticed that means the girl noticed too right? We met up today and she massaged my traps for a bit and my family told me before that my traps are solid and hard as hell. She definitely felt my hard traps then right? Can she tell that im decently fit even if she hasn't verbally mentioned it?

>>42472967
yes she can tell and never say you lift unless specifically asked, either people can tell you lift, or you probably don't lift.

>at a music festival this weekend
>rolling and vibing with my group having a great time
>my bestfriend's friend comes up me and we start talking during the set sharing a cigarette
> during this out of nowhere he says
> "bro i dont know you that well but lowkey your body is awesome no homo. like your body is what I aspire my body to look like"
>feelsgoodman.jpg

Why do you guys lie and say you don't lift? Be proud of your accomplishments

>doing my daily 3x20 pull-ups
>grill watching me do copious amounts of pull-ups from other room through the glass
>taps her friend on the shoulder and points at me

I may be a skinnyfag but feelsgoodman

>>42473212
i don't get it either. Where i'm from, everyone knows getting big requires hitting the gym regularly, so denying it isn't even going to work.

>>42473212
>>42473314
Girls would prefer a man that is naturally muscular than a man that has worked hard to be muscular because it implies that you are genetically superior.

>>42473212
I'm convinced that this isn't something people actually do, it's a weird board culture 'truth' perpetuated on /fit/
I'm also convinced this is the same thing:
>bro i time my IF-window to lunch at work so that i can eat shitloads of junk food in front of my fatty coworkers and still stay lean, to piss them off, xd

>>42473337
>Girls would prefer a man that is naturally muscular than a man that has worked hard to be muscular because it implies that you are genetically superior.
I understand all that, but surely 95% of people know that there's no such thing as 'naturally muscular'?

>>42473376
Half of merica thinks the earth is 7k years old and the world is being taken over by the ideology that propagates vaginas not being necessary to be a woman, there is not much reason to believe the average person's brain or education are anywhere near what your idea of average is.

>>42458366
preggo women develop a incredible sexdrive

>>42473376
You would be surprised. The entire fat acceptance movement is based on the belief that people are naturally skinny/fat/muscular. Woman in general don't have to work for anything so they don't understand that men have to earn things including their physical and mental accomplishments. There are tons of scrawney numales that don't understand that if they just put a little bit of effort in themselves they could become better men, so they decide to completely accept that they are losers and go for open relationships and other pathetic behaviors.

You should absolutely give advice to your fellow gym goer or to people who are actively improving themselves, but most women and numales will be offput by it because it is unattractive and you are also implying that the disgusting state of their body is their own damn fault.

>>42473337
Girls want a man who has "manual labor muscle" while working a high paying white collar job.

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>>42458339
same here
i came from skeleton mode and when i looked build my friends starting to call me popeye

>>42459010
What??

At my university (Ameriland) any guy who doesn't go to the gym or play a sport is considered weird, literally 95% of the normal guys at uni go to the gym

>>42473583
At my school the only people who go to the gym are minorities who have to make up for not being white. Most of them are still scrawny some how.

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One of the cuter qt3.14 receptionists at the gym started addressing me by name and remembering it

Wat do?

>Coming home from gym
>Got a good pump in shoulders and arms
>Dad sees me
>He undoes his belt
>No dad, not now, please not now
>"Get over ere boy. Over ere now pretty boy"
>Wraps belt around my arm
>What is it dad!
>19.5 inches
>Nice
>Solid

fucking hate my dad

>>42472772
iktf, ive made huge gains but my lifestlye/social life aren't in a position where those gains are actually useful

>be shut-in
>at good uni for software engineering but all classes online
>work nights at grocery store, no customers
>6'1, 210lb, 14% bf, 16" arms, 14" forearms
>can lift 5432 for 1rms in homegym
>have human interaction with a very small portion of people
>the only people i see, coworkers make mirin comments very often
>i lust for blatant, sexually aggressive mires from a wide range of women but i'll need to leave my shell first and it's scary.

>>42473212
well you look a lot cooler if you say that you're muscular even though you don't lift. admiting that you go to gym means that you admit that you spend your free time working for your body which is kind of narcissistic and gay

>>42458333
>trip threes
>look like butts

>>42472808
Thanks senpai it's a big problem I've noticed lately, I built up my ego when I first started lifting and it's gotten too big, but it clashes with my habit for trying to excel at everything I do. It's hard to be modest sometimes if it makes myself feel like amnidiot for not taking pride in my accomplishments.

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>>42458282
>get on train
>overhear beasts talking
>see, I don't like guys who are too buff

That counts, right?

>at lunch with coworkers and a vendor who's picking up the tab
>coworkers start talking about fitness
>coworker across from me asks another how much muscle he'd have to put on to be as big as me
>he and the others say a lot.

Another time at work

>eating tuna and hard boiled eggs for lunch
>anon, is that how you get so swole, eating tuna and eggs
>yes

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>>42471467

>"yeah, that's pretty hot" I mutter out

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>>42458282

>>42473212
People have a preconceived conception of what people who go to the gym are like. If you say you go to the gym, you become just another gym rat in their eyes. If you never mention it, you never get that association even if they figure it out because you don't identify as a gym guy, just a guy who works out sometimes.

>>42471711
same problem here
>>42472280
kek

>>42458282
I think I look like a sick cunt but I'm coming to the realization that girls don't really care, sadly. My personality is likely pretty offputting when they first meet me so most just drop off. My mom says I look good though, and that's a mire kind of

>>42475255
>let me just post something recently posted in another thread that's mildly related

>use to be fat
>ugly
>lost all weight due to exercise and strict diet (fuckton of water a day)
>high cheekbones activated to the fucken max
>grills mire all the time
>especially the uglys
>self loath all the time because ik i get mired everywhre i go
>im sort of an asshole dont talk to much people and when i do i dont say much because they're usually ugly
>fucken became the king of uglys smfh

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>>42473843
you need to leave 4chan, this site is the fap version of sex, you need to ACTUALLY talk to people, and by you I men me

>>42462354
Who are these Japanese grills showing their tits to on Twitter if the average Japanese male is a passive beta due to the soy consumption?

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>>42458282
>today
>warming up with planches
>qtpa2t girl at the gym who works there
>she's mirin
>third set of planches
>go too far forward
>accept that I'm going to fall
>face plant
>have bruise/mark on face next to eye that burns to touch
>she laughs

>>42466400

Move out, fuck that dude. I would never murder my son or even imply it.

>>42466639
>35%
I am now going to start using percentages to describe my drunken state

>>42465391
replace bored with gay

>supervisor calls me big guy

>>42479480
for you

>>42458442
This XD. I remember when I was like 17 and 190 lbs and probably 15% bf and was a newbie, people still asked me if I worked out. I feel like its a massive troll if you tell them you didn't even workout and you're obviously yoked out of your shirt.

>>42473843
look up rsd and go about talking to women
you're set

>>42473022
>second hand feelsgoodman

>>42479472

My thoughts exactly

>>42471416
you did nothing wrong, you couldn't have known

>>42480266
Thanks. The mixed feels sprung from her being so hot and so enjoyable to spend time with but she turned out to be doing something that shitty.

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>>42468225

>>42466639
first time in a while Ive laughed at post

>>42465640
post a pic of them, Im trying to visualize 12 in arms

>>42470534
made me laugh

>>42473022
post a pic

>>42473751
go out for drinks or a bite

>>42468325
What was the characters name? That will determine whether they were mirin or making fun of you.

>>42473022
Finland?

>>42468225
You should be locked up for having those deadly guns

>outdoor rave
>hot as fuck, time to show my gains
>take off my shirt, dance like a madcunt
>bitches mirin all over
>qt3.14 starts dancing with me, we drop ecstasy together
>builtfat douchebag looking faggotd walkes past us and slaps her ass and kept walking while still looking to see if I was gonna do something
>she is visibly uncomfortable
>Pushed him on the chest and he looked surprised I did
>came back and I felt he was about to punch me
>punched him first, he didnt fall on the ground but people came and separated us.
>I smiled and kept dancing while he was yelling shiit back.

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>>42466400
Your grandpa is fucking amazing

>>42482036

You forgot the part where you tipped your fedora and said m'lady

>>42458282
>qt keeps on looking at me between sets
>know there's nobody else nearby she could be mirin
>she's done it before too
>I don't act on it because I'm an unsociable sperg

the usual, have noticed a lot more mires since I started to drop bf % though

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>>42468225
S moved on?!