>...and this is Anon's room. He's quite the fitness buff.

for you

>>42358053
>Learn to knock, you autistic whore

>>42358053

nigga i don't live at home

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>>42358080
>I don't live at home

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>>42358053
>reeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Who are you people and how did you get into my house?

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DAD WHAT THE FUCK

>>42358080
bruh where do you live?? the streets?? foh nigga

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>>42358053
>

>>42358413
This is going to be me next semester

>>42358413
That's an army barracks room for sure.

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>>42358282
>2017
>still living at home
wow nigga

> live with my dad
> still pay $600 in rent per month
> mom moved down the street last year and is literally 2 min walk
> borrow her car when she's not using it
> She's out of town a few nights a week

Weird question, I just got back into the dating game. Would it be weird to take this girl back to my mom's place to "Netflix and chill". She lives with both her parents and a sibling and my dad is around almost every night.

>>42358080

> Get a load of this guy

>>42359882
>my mom's place
Not if she isn't there.

>>42359882
>>42360163
She'll more than likely wonder why "your" place looks like it was decorated by a middle aged woman and put two and two together

>CLOSE THE DOOR MOM
>ITS GOMAD NOT FUCKIN MADMILK
>ITS NOT A PHASE

>>42360190
so? once she's inside the house he's already gonna fuck her, like it matters if it's decorated or not

dude once i invited a chick over to watch a movie, i didn't have cable, tv or internet. fucked her anyways

>>42358171
is this real

>>42358413
You don't know me

>>42362215
Thanks for sharing.

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>>42358053
...

>>42362215
Kek, I feel like Baneposting really fell off. Even saying, "For you," unironically and autistically in public and no one gets it.

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>>42359882
My girlfriend lives with her family and I live with mine. We're both 21 and there is always a family member at our houses. It doesn't really stop us from fucking the shit out of each other though.

It's pretty damn weird to taker her to your mom's house to fuck while she's not home but I don't really know if I can blame you.

>>42362663
The proximity to the wall never ceases to crack me up.

>>42362746
For some reason alot of people know it at my gym.

Sometimes me or my friends will just randomly say "For you" and people, women and men, all around the gym will snicker and just start loudly going "FOR YOU". At first I thought they were mocking us, but one time this girl put her hand over her face, walked over to us and says the "before I put on the mask line"

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>>42358053

>>42362215
good one

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>>42358053
>woah you don't get to bring friends

>>42358080
nigga this nigga that

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>>42362663
Loved that thread.

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GET OUT DAD

*chucks dumbbell at the door*
FUCKOUTTA HERE GAIN GOBLINS !

>>42361825
is this just fantasy

>>42358413
This is too accurate

>>42358053
You didn't knock so good.

>>42363948
Caught in a landslide

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>>42364797
no escape from reality

>>42365151
Open your eyes

>>42359882
I paid 400 dollars a month living at my parents, moved out and now pay 660 a month, a little bit more money but I live alone and have complete independence, would recommend.

>>42362802
That's the joke

>>42358413

stop

>>42365179
Look up to the skies and see

>>42358080
>nigga
This is a whites only website

>>42365546
Duh we're white supremacists subverting nigger culture try to keep up

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>>42363948
>>42364797
>>42365151
>>42365179
>>42365504

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>>42358413

>>42358171
wtf now that is a neet

>>42360502
this guy fucks

>>42358171
>tfw ywn be this comfy and nEEt

Why live

WOULD YOU FUCK ME?

I'D FUCK ME

I'D FUCK ME HAAAAARD

>>42362766
I like the petite women... more of this hotty

>>42362879
TS seems edited.

>>42359882
>600$ in rent
damn bruh do you live in NYC?

>>42366860
I pay 1250 fully furnished all utilities and live in the city. If you live in a nice place it's going to be expensive

>>42358413
Where can I get that jacket?

>>42365504
Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy...

>>42367052
XD

>>42366860
Where the fuck do YOU live dude? I live in a developing town and rents +750. City rent is more like +1k. You in bumblescum West Virginia or some shit?

>>42360502
Super autist here, how do you fuck a girl once you invite her for netflix and chill. You just start making out while your watching?

What if its a good movie and I really wanna know what happens?

>>42367132
Depends on the girl. Normally a good shoulder or back rub is enough to get the slippery slope rolling. Play with her hair.

>>42366860
i pay fucking 1750 for a studio in boston

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>>42358080
>that guy who lives in a car and showers at the gym

>>42366860
shit nigga, I live in a small town in florida and a 1b1b apartment is at least 1k/mo

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>>42358053
Ayy lil bitch get out before I bust a cap in you tiny ass and take that stanky hoe friend of yours too We be doing real nigga shit in here bitch you better start runinn.

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>>42365698

>>42367052
Because I'm easy come

>>42367996
Bruh you haven't come with a woman in your life lel

>>42367010
/fa/ please go

>>42367132
start with "accidental" touching. play with her hair or smth. start rubbing against her penis voila