/fph/

>>42329558
at least that guy gets laid, unlike /fit/

>>42329564
I just wanted to say he looks like 13 but reading your comment that made it even more depressing

>>42329558
I thought that her bra was actually ABOVE her breasts for a second there

had to do a double take

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>>42329594
Was about to rant that this was a blue board.

>>42329564

And this is the mindset that creates and propegates fat bitches. At least we know natural selection is still actively at work in today's society.

>>42329637
i never said i would fuck it but there are a lot of guys who would

>>42329113
>this guy going to die yet?
If I get dubs, yes

https://track3.mixtape.moe/emtqrg.mp4

>>42329692
nah, check mine

Death when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22hXzc7vnOA

>>42329736
Holy shit it's like this dude shoveling and falling on ice for half a minute.

>>42329746
what the fuck

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>>42329727

>>42329746
>https://track3.mixtape.moe/emtqrg.mp4
why did i just watch someone jerk off and make funny noises?

>>42329746
Sounds like a goat.

>>42329877
It's Jason Genova. If I recall correctly, he sent that to a 16 year old last year.

>>42329564
laid and possibly suffocated m8

>>42329564
>at least he gets laid

>would you prefer to be alone or in bad company?

Why lower standards? Besides if getting laid is the only point then a proper escort is a phonecall or a text message away and you get to pick the one you prefer.

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T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>42330088
What the fuck is that? Smallpox?

>>42329113
>come home from gym having failed a rep
>so ashamed that I'm about to cave in and cheat on my diet
>/fph/ stop me every time
I love y'all. For real.

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You guys just can't handle independent wimen

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>>42330159

>>42329727
this is confirmed fake

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>>42330185
cri

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>>42330185

>>42330185

GOMAD

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>>42330120
>Finds article looking for a laugh
>She ordered them for her entire family
>Have flashbacks of being a fatty and ordering food for workplace and being laughed at/mocked by the staff and people standing on line behind me
>But also inspired me to lose weight so people will leave me the fuck alone

M-maybe this taught her a lesson too...

>>42330259
Back when I was fat, I would always order an extra drink for every extra meal I got, that way it didn't look like I was going to eat it all by myself.

>>42330076
>>42330062
What is this from?

>>42330150
Well, that's enough internet for me today.

>>42330332
This picture has been floating around /fit/ for the past 5 years or so

>>42330318
From a video done by insight

https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0

>>42330088
No

>>42330368
I'd still rather not be reminded of it.
Like that one image of that fat woman with the huge balls.

>>42329564
Mind you, I get laid with mentally ill girls. That are thin. Got to have some standards, after all.

>>42330413
F

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>>42329564
this

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>>42330539
Why havent you already killed yourself m8, you've only got 2 years left at most, i doubt you can even slide your little pecker into your walrus of a gf with all the fat in the way

>>42329558

Wtf is wrong with those panties? Are they ligit tearing or are the suppose to look retarded?

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>42330562
Already did, 10 times as a matter of fact, permavirgin.

No (you) though.

>>42329113
Learn to greentext

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>>42330088
>tfw you are actually turned on by degenerate girls

>>42330413
F

>>42330562
Don't respond to troll
It's just a LARP'er from /r9k/ we get every once in a while

>>42330598
tried to kill yourself or fucked your walrus?
If you mean you fucked your gf 10 times then i don't believe you, things wont fit, that shit isnt physically possible without 2 gallons of butter, and you'd probably eat the butter
If you mean you've tried to kill yourself 10 times, then try harder! can't you throw yourself off a building or shoot yourself in the head or something, none of this pussy pills bullshit

>>42330598
10 strokes isn't that much of an accomplishment m8.

>>42330413
Poor fucking crocodile man
F

>>42330159
Why is Akari so perfect lads

>>42330598
>no (you)
Is this some new meme or something? Why the fuck are people acting so autistic about responses all of a sudden?

>>42330413
Get well soon croccer

>>42330413
F

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>>42330044

>>42330725
>200 feet

>>42330278
I bring my sister with me to get food always. That way I can order a lot and make it seem like we're splitting it or bringing it home to other people.

>>42329113
did he get his surgery yet?

>>42330134
kek

>>42329736

Low test, any real muscular guy knows how good of a fuck this bitch would be.

>>42330413
Please I have to know if the croccy is ok. ;-;

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>>42330943
crocco feels no more pain now :'(

>>42330725

Top kek. What do you expect when you open your story with "I fell 200 feet".

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>>42330657
>look at this permavirgin sperg

It's because I got a lady to fuck and YOU don't lmao.

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>>42329113

Fresh OC.

feminists btfo

>>42331188
lel
>a lady
i don't count a slab of ham with stumps for limbs and mould under any and all flaps as a lady, you can have it, if you can even manage to fit your dick in it

Is it possible anymore anon?

>>42331199
>Mattel reveals dad bod and man bun Ken dolls
leld, but I assume this is fake now

>>42331199
fucking small fats thinking that this is inclusive.

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>>42331199
I WANT A 500 POUND BARBIE NOW
I AM BEING OPPRESSED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42330783
>diet coke

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>>42330240

>>42331324
I watched a lot of binge eating videoson youtube and they all order diet drinks.

Is this a inside joke?

>>42330539
I don't get if you really a smug fat or just a troll. Why do you post in these threads.

>>42330783
be proud that you are 30 years old and can't walk for 10 seconds without being exhausted and in pain

>>42331188
Let me tell you something. Everyone who sees you and your obese lady pities you. Everyone. You ever look around in public when you're with your whale and right after you make eye contact with someone they suddenly stare at the ground? Yea, they were staring at you and wondering Just how in fact you two are able to fuck. Just because you're slipping shamu whatever sad excuse for a dick you have hiding beneath layers upon layers of fat is nothing to brag about, even on the internet. Seriously shut the fuck up until you lose at least 10 percent of your body weight. Use these threads for what everyone else does, so that they scare themselves into not overeating.

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42331361
the joke is their insides

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330539
>>42330598
>>42331188
>>42331362
He's obviously just a troll who went to /fat/ and downloaded a bunch of fat wojacks to shitpost in fph with, if people just ignore him he will get bored and go back to /r9k/ or wherever he came from

>>42330562
Fuck off Randy.

>>42331545
It's clear he's trolling and trying to make a name.
I've started autoreporting all his posts.

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>>42331646
Have a (you)
Rid /fit/ of lard trolls

>>42330228
That was a sad one.

>>42331259
Man bun ken is real.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/21/533681781/mattel-introduces-new-diverse-ken-dolls-hopes-to-reverse-sales-slump

>>42330228
Damn, Kelly Clarkson used to be so ho

>>42330240
This actually makes me so mad

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>>42331361
The joke is that although diet soda has low to no calories, the ingredients that replace them are literally eating your insides and killing you.

>>42332119
Source plox

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>>42330006
why

>>42332142
Just look up diet soda carcinogens. People say it's a meme, and pretty much everything causes cancer now a days, but who knows.

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>>42331199

>only the white Barbie is fat
>black Barbie is even more skinny than regular Barbie

What does it mean?

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES

I've been out of the loop for a few days
Has boogie died yet? Rescheduled his tummy tightening?

>>42332331
are you asking for a boogpill, essentially?
check catalog, there's a thread about it.

>>42332348
A sluggish walkdown, if you will

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42329736
It's obvious they're both wasted af

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>>42329113

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>>42329816
As of the last season she was showing some serious health issues, judging by the hitch in her step that hip is about to go and she has a debilitating injury at least once per season with increasing seriousness each time. She's basically one broken bone away from doing a crossover episode with My 600lb Life. I don't think we'll see Whitney again, it's pretty clear four years in that she does not intend to follow through with the original premise of the show and lose the weight, in fact she seems to have gained some. The show is sputtering, there just isn't much more for Whitney to do and she seems to be on the verge of going full HAES which will turn a lot of people off.

>>42331199
Barbie vagina surgery. What the fuck.

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42329727

>>42330896
Hey, be nice to a man with the potentional energy of 120 KJ.

>>42331646
tell me where i hurt you, skinnyfag

>>42333105
You're clearly salt mining; if you weren't a troll you would have posted a timestamped picture by now.

Trolling/shitposting is banned outside of /b/.

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>>42333153
stay btfo

>>42333177
Didn't we tell you that avatarfagging is a bannable offense yesterday? Fuck off.

>>42333284
Just report him when he shit posts and don't respond.
Either mods will get the message or he'll lose steam.

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>>42330562

https://track5.mixtape.moe/smmvkr.webm

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>>42333333

>>42329564
Laid in coffin after this whale of woman turns him into human palacinke

>>42330185
Does she think that's her good side or something?

>>42330088
>This is who wants Trump impeached

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>>42333333

>>42331361
Fat people like them better because they're sweeter.

>>42333403
If Trump gets peached wont that just make Pence start his antigay crusade?

>>42330228
kelly .....easy on the karaoke

>>42333431
in the event that trump gets unironically impeached he will take as much of his administration down with him as possible
it won't be a graceful nixon-esque "seeya later," it'll be a government-wide shitshow

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42333333
these are some nasty sexts

>>42331199
>Fickenscher
Every single fucking time

>>42333474
can someone explain this meme to me

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>>42333333
>Checked

But holy shit, is that fungus on his legs?

>>42331188
> a lady
Nah, thats 3 ladies crammed into one and believe it or not, some people here dont have to shove their dick into a wailing wall made out of lard to get their rocks off.

>>42333333
THIS IS WHY I HATE FAT FUCKS SO FUCKING MUCH
HOLY FUCK
I HATE THIS CUNT MORE THAN I HATE FUCKING BIOWARE

>>42333560
Just report and move on man.

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one can only hope

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>>42330783
so is this the same as
>>42330110
??

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42333643
yes

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>>42333643
Rare El-Rato

>>42333333
WHY DOES HE GET TO HAVE A FULL HEAD OF HAIR AND A THICK BEARD, ANONS?! IT'S NOT FAIR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42330062
>>42330076

>>42334262
Based Julius

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you hear that /fit/, you didn't earn those muscles! you didn't build that!

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES

>>42330251
>there are 10 year olds eating fucking salads and lean protein
>this is a problem

>>42330450
This guy knows where its at, lol. It helps being a little mentally ill yourself.

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>tfw you just now noticed her phone case is popcorn

>>42329564
I'd rather die a virgin than have sex with that.

>>42334323
>CAKE
Was is always like that, or did someone edit it?

>>42334262
that wasn't actually him was it?

>>42334285
Couldn't you just argue then that it wasn't privilege? I get these people are anti-logic, but there has to be a threshold after which they can't hold their delusion

>>42334323
>her phone is popcorn

Also
>Then
>thin
>has big fucking gut hanging over her pussy

>>42334323
>thin
the delusion knows no bounds

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>implying consistency in excercising makes any difference
think again shitlords!

>>42334377
This will never not be funny.

>>42334427
She doesn't look and talk here's nothing wrong with what she's doing.

Also stairs are an excellent way to exercise.

>>42330725
hahahaha, fucking fat fuck.

>>42334461
Look fat and there's *

>>42334237
holy shit, we should really feed the fat fucks to the poor.

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>>42333333
>i's frah'd!
>i's still rahce!
>Ah'm tahr'd uh fish 'n chicken legs
>You only got me one li'l egg row
>Ah know Ah'm making guh praw-gress

I hate being Appalachian sometimes.

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all your lifting was meaningless because you'll never have what women really want.

1 ton testicles

>>42333333
Check'd

Which are the best My 600lb life episodes for retarded fat logic? Like I don't want to see people making it I want stuff like the Assanti's, Steven and Penny.

>>42332257
>If a golf score of 2 is good, than my golf score of 22 must be great!

>>42330251
WTF??? Delusional fatties.

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PAY MY HEALTHCARE

>>42334427
what's wrong with this? whoever screenshotted this, your 'tism is showing

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see fat people can do anything thin people can do!

checkmate!

>>42334591
>mfw dwarf legs
>26" to be exact
>still fast enough to join anons idea

>>42330562
Pop off James

>>42330251
>Attraction is more than just physical
>Because fuck you

I love how they don't realize they make themselves hated even before we find out what their weight is. Take out all the fat acceptance shit in here and I still wouldn't give this girl the time of day.

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>tfw we've all been believing in facts like a bunch of idiots

>>42332257

>black is skinnier than white

The opposite of the real world...

>>42330251
>intimidating
>Not FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>42334549
>that 100+ day nofap scrotum
mirin

>>42330150
I hope that's the sea behind her.

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>>42333333

>>42334673
>#effyourbeautystandards

When will fat people learn it's not about "beauty", it's about "not dying"?

>>42330562
pop off james

>>42334550
Pauline's story from season 3 was the fucking worst and i felt bad for beta af son. give it a go for rage

>>42329736
This one makes me kek everytime

>>42334934
>Aesthetics
>Broadcasting poor hygiene and lack of self respect

It isn't not about beauty.
And in a society with widespread nutritional ignorance, they can only comprehend it as a "beauty standard" thing, even though it isn't.

>>42334377
>Maude wore a festive adornment of flowers and lace for the St. Paddy's Day parade. But underneath the dazzling facade, an idea crept into her mind that tomorrow, without the decorations, everybody would go back to their lives and she would still be a parade float.

>>42334673
except circulate blood

>>42333333
CHECKED FOR LAYGS

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>>42333333
Our society is so advanced that the obese live as long as the healthy, but it costs Americans an average of 50K per year per fatass, and like 2/3s of the population are fatasses

>>42334427
You're angry that someone is exercising?

Not everyone spends all day on fitness boards. Stairs are a quick way to do cardio without having to plan

>>42334934
It is about beauty. Its just that we've gone past the expected boundaries and people are having legitimate health problems.

>>42335142
>You're angry that someone is exercising?
No, i saw that there was so little content being posted so i decided to post stuff ive saved. I only skimmed the text

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>>42333333

>>42335240
>butter cookies
we're gonna need to know how much exactly
>expecting changes after a day
classic hamplanet

>>42329564
>discard your dignity and self-respect just to get some fat, ugly pussy
Not gonna make it.

>>42333393
it probably is

>>42330725
>roll 200 feet down a nature trail slope
>mountain climbing accident

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>>42335421
Wow thanks I threw up a little fuck man

>>42330185
2015 has best face

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
pop off james

>>42332564
mirin' those 30" pythons she's rocking

>>42329736
Beached land whale?

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>>42330150
Fixed

>>42333333
in the episode, she cheated on her husband with the fatso

imagine being cucked by that manchild

women are the worst

>>42335612
kek

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>>42329113
Then I saw when the Wann broke one of the seven buffet plates, and I heard one of the four fat creatures saying as with a voice of wheezing, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white scootypuff, and she who sat on it had a pizza; and a creampuff was given to her, and she sat at her desk and bitched and claimed to have conquered.
When she broke the second plate, I heard the second fat creature saying, “Come.” And another, a red rascal, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from the earth, and that men would kvetch at one another; and a great blog was given to him, that he might sow discord and bitching.
When Wann broke the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a black wheelchair; and she who sat on it had a pair of scales in her hand. And I heard something like a voice in the center of the four fat creatures saying, “Weighing food is giving in to capitalist diet culture and harms wimmin.”
When the Wann broke the fourth plate, I heard the voice of the fourth fat creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a grey scootypuff; and she who sat on it had the name Lard; and Transfat was following with her. Authority was given to her over ASDAH, to kill with fat and with overeating and with diabetes and by the wild beasts of the HAES.

>>42330062
YO
This is that meme stare with feels guy isn't it? Is this the origin ?

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>>42329564
Sure if your standards of getting laid are rock bottom

>>42335421
ketchup is a vegetable in america

she's good!

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>>42330539
Keep digging your own grave brah.

You're almost there.

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>>42329564

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This transfat has sex with his adoptive grandpa. After grandpa fucks him, he plays with their grandkids.

AY THE HUGE MANATEE!

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>>42332564
She was supposed to lost weight in that show? Never seen it so I thought it was a Fat Positive/HAES show.

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>>42334484
What the heck is terminal extenuation, what was full of bowel?

>>42335727

Terminal extubation is removing the life-support, basically. Leaving them to their own devices. Often results in a very quick death, but not always. A pannus is the big extended gut, which if I'm not mistaken is often not just skin and fat, but has stretched/torn abdominal muscles in it as well as possibly other innards. Usually intestines, as is the case with most abdominal hernias.

>>42335697
Wait "identifying" as a 6 year old works now?

Does that work for getting around age of consent laws? Asking for a friend obviously.

>>42330562
Pop off James

>>42330062
i think about this a lot

>>42335690
noice

>>42330562
popofjames wtf is that

>>42335311
checked

>>42332257
along side a "curvy" barbie there is also a "petite" barbie. the black one probably the latter

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>>42335240

>Giving up a diet less than a week in.
>Having this uneven of a body shape, not even the good kind of THICC
>Pot belly
>Going to have to pay for keeping these people to stay alive past when they should've been dead.

Fat acceptance ham planets/land whales are the true cancer on society.

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>>42334285
>tfw will never earn my thin privilege

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42335240
>unfried rice

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42334751

>until medical science validate my opinions it cannot be trusted!

Women and PoC are scientists now, too, so I'm not sure what the whole "white guys amirite?!" defense is accomplishing here.

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42335240

How could she eat carrots, a roll, and rice for dinner and not expect to feel hungry? What the hell is wrong with these people, why are they so fucking dumb?!

>>42329564
>over 40
>500lbs
>diabetes
>heart problems
There's no way that dude can maintain a healthy erection, If you can jerk off your own dick you're already having a better sex life than boogie

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>>42335690
>Believing the sex is a good workout meme
Boogie did this to himself

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>>42336688

How can boogie have sex if he's physically incapable of doing so in the first place?

>>42329113
>/our/ boy edition
fixed

>>42336371
>b-but straight white men make me feel inadequate and unskilled

>>42330154
He died at 37 without modern medicine.

>>42329564
I could easily pick up chicks that look like that. it's easy. they've got massive self esteem issues because literally nobody wants them. the fact of the matter though is that I'd much rather fuck my hand than a disgusting tub of shit like that.

>>42330150
my sides are gone

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42334793
Always puts a smile on my face

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42334751
The same fatties who post this also post the bs memes about Marilyn Monroe being a size 16.

>>42329564
he can't even see his own dick while taking a piss
how would all that fat even get his dick fuck his wife?

>>42335697

If I had seven kids I'd make also make shit up to get away.

>>42333153
>Trolling/shitposting is banned outside of /b/
If that rule were enforced this entire Moroccan measuring cup center would be deleted

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES

>>42337191
now that's a fridge mode if i've ever seen one

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42337191

That's just a mask or elaborate costume makeup, r-right???

>>42337191
Shitty plastic surgery?

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!!

>>42330413
F

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>>42330783
>>42331324
tfw you notice the second diet coke

>>42330492
echtoplasm.gif

>>42330562
pop off james

>>42330562
pop off james

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>>42332564
I feel TLC has been well aware she wasn't gonna lose weight and it's just a game of documenting fat person exploits so people can either believe her HAES meme or laugh at her

>>42329564
I'd rather die a virgin

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330930
Back to tumblr you whale.

>>42330562
Pop off James!

>>42330150

Don't post this, it's sad.

>>42334793
What is this from?

>>42337652
>literally on what's been called the worst corner of the internet, literally the wild west of internet forums.
>plz don't post dis

You don't belong.

>>42329564
I would unironically prefer dying a fit virgin than I would an obese married man (who has also been cucked before).

>>42334645
Those are like what, 1000 calories each?

Fucking fatties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4k20BV6GwU

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
Pop off james

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>>42334285
>I haven't earned the right to my healthy body despite working hard for it
This makes me violently angry. The heat generated by all of the dying stars in our universe could not equal even one one-billionth of the rage that I feel for that malignant little sow. I've worked my ass off to get where I am. I've suffered the mornings of stiffness and soreness, the pangs of craving and hunger from going on a cut, the burning of the midnight oil in the name of being a better man tomorrow than the one that I am today. I've pushed myself as hard as I can despite having a physical disability that could, at the very least, render me incapable of walking without a cane by the time I'm in my forties without corrective surgeries that I can't afford right now. I found ways to work around that shit and I kept pushing. Even now I'm still pushing, so for that detestable cow to sit there and invalidate my work and the work of people who have it worse than I do and still try to make it is an absolute insult to everything I stand for. Yes I fucking mad. But you know what lads? I'm going to be the fucking mad guy that continues to make it when she's on her death bed courtesy of a heart attack at forty.

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES

>>42333333
he seems like such a nice guy, just too broken by the world to care anymore

i dont want him to die ;_;

>>4233796
>mad guy
>not mad gay?

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42330413
F

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
pOP OFF JAMES!

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>>42334720

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>>42335421

>>42332512
Typical fatty response. His story is cool overall but his constant white knighting kills me.

>>42334368
Yeah he posted a few threads and is around from time to time. Based dad making sure his family is healthy

>>42335869
I think about you a lot.

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42335655
Kek

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>>42337191
girl on the right looks like the crimson chin

>>42337191
Can i get a quick rundown

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42333333

>0:03
>The pressure of turning him causes one of his leg pustules to burst and send a wad of pus onto the sheet
>Once you see it...

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>>42338617
another one pops just before that sending zit spunk onto his bottom leg

>>42335655
This is fucking gold.

>>42330725
>Trigger Warning: bad doctors
Can you imagine hearing a story about a doctor being bad at their job and then having a panic attack lol

>>42338694
We're not far off from that reality. Scientific disciplines are becoming liberal as fuck to their own detriment.

>>42335690
>10/10 would cuck boogie

>>42332180
Vsauce michael?

>>42337897
>tfw could get my daily intake w milkshake diet

>>42332249
nah, it was debunked few times.
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Aspartame_controversy

>>42338704
Most docs I know seem either alpha and right wing leaning or apolitical. I don't think I've ever met a liberal doctor, I might've and just not realised though. There are a fair amount of liberal hospital staff, but not the actual doctors.

>>42329564
>"having sex with a barn animal is still sex!"

Unless you getting off from the snide remarks and people talking behind your back about the ham sandwich you're putting your dick in

I would rather be a virgin.

>>42330251
>dating me is similar to living In purgatory

so why would I want to?????? Really activated my myostatin.

>>42334323
Those poor droopy tits

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42333333
GODLY CHECK

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>>42337960
That's not her point at all.
She isn't saying you didn't earn your thinness and muscle development. She is saying you should not be treated like a better human because of it. That's what she means by privilege: society at large affording you certain, well, privileges she doesn't have because of your respective personal life choices. To be honest she is kind of right.

At least, I think that's what she means. Maybeshe's one of those animals who think "thin privilege" is being able to breath at night, for which the solution is not societal revolution, is putting down the fucking fork. But I haven't read the rest of her tumblr and I tend to think the best in people, evne fucking lardasses.

>>42334793
Where's this from?

>>42335612
I think she misunderstood what "bulking and cutting" means

>>42331396
>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42334673
>Yoga
>Meant to be graceful, fluid, natural, and beautiful
>Literally looking like the most unnatural and forced act possible

Fatty delusion in its prime

>>42335421
S U G A R
U
G
A
R

>>42333444
>dub trips
>/lit/fag
nice

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>>42338617
Help

>>42334673
But she’s so obviously not doing those poses. Delusional.

>>42335690
Damn, she looks so cute in the last photo.

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42330562
POP OFF JAMES

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>>42330120
Yo yo. I was there when that happened. don't work there anymore though.

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>>42337960

I feel you bro. Also I got the reference.

>>42331149
I never noticed Julius in the bottom left there

>>42338914
But if you have to work out and eat right to be thin and being thin grants you these privileges, did you not by extension earn these privileges?