Welcome to the /fit/ness spatoon, how tough are ya?

>>42329060
I got caught under the bench and only cried for 10 minutes after I ran out of the gym and forgot my wallet and phone

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>>42329060
>how tough are ya?

How tough I am?

I take creatine. Without WATER!

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>>42329136
>I take creatine. Without WATER!

Right in way sir!

>>42329060

I squat... WITHOUT a plug

>>42329127
>caught under the bench
kek

How tough am I?

I do preacher curls, but I'm not a priest!

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>>42329060
I eat 5 butterdogs for breakfast

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>>42329060
I drink water in between sets

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>>42329280
that's 12 dingus

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>>42329288
yeah I only eat five of them

>>42329060
I started bodybuilding without a strength base

>>42329060
I ate until I was so full I got sweaty from trying not to throw up...
3 times last week

>how tough are ya?

How tough I am?

I put my deadlift weight on the bench and do deadbenches

>>42329060
How tough am I?
I do rack pulls... Above the knee

>>42329060
How tough am I? I had a bowl of MILK for breakfast this morning.

Without any NAILS.

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>>42329060
I use the gym shower...

...Without any flip flops

>>42329060
I dry my balls in the gym locker room without a blowdryer

5 minutes of constant ball-flapping

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>>42329308

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>>42329060
I got called a faggot and didnt even run to my safe space today!

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>>42329060
On bulk day, I have a Golden Corral marathon where I sit there through breakfast lunch and dinner, devouring high calorie meals that make vegans shutter.

I masturbate to traps WITHOUT being gay.

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>>42329060
I can not feel pain. I can lift a fully grown horse above my head for reps. I have beaten a man of every race in single combat including an African Bushman, Midget Celt, and a rare Deepwater Jew. I have left humanity behind.

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>>42329999
Mirin

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>>42329999
Nice quads

>>42329288
PUSH HARD DOGGO

>>42329999

> I once saw a crash on the highway and offered the space between my eyes as emergency landing field for the helicopter

>>42329288
Push hard doggo!

Completely untrained 160 lbs here. I can only bench 55 but I can leg press 280. My calves are yuge but I don't know how I'd take a pic that would accurately scale them to my whole body.

I was really discouraged when I benched but now I've regained a bit of confidence knowing that I have natural strength in my legs. I was thinking of doing BJJ but now I'm leaning more towards taekwando

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>>42330158
I care not for petty insults for you are merely jealous of my combat prowess.

>>42330205
>leg press 280
That doesn't mean shit. How much can you squat?

>>42330245
How do I measure that? Sorry I'm really new lol

>>42329905
I want this. I want to bring my book and read and eat buffet food all day.

>>42330277
>How do I measure that?
How much weight do you put on the bar when you squat?

>>42330205
Everyone has natural strength in their legs you dingus. Turns out we walk on them or something.

>>42329288
Push hard doggo!

>>42329288
Push hard doggo

>not calling it the salty /Fit/oon

>>42329060
I do good mornings.

At 1AM.

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I do gomad and 4 scoops CMOOOONNNN!!!!

>>42331148
Fuking retard. Janoy Cresva had abbs in Adam Harper era, he is also not autism, he is method actor, 10 years in practice for his future roles in hollywood

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>>42331170