No humor thread?
Let us fix that by stating our one max rep OHP.
Some guy copied a tripfag from /fit/ and rip'd.
Heard other horror stories of people copying shit from /fit/ and other places, and end up at the hospital and can never lift again
The other dude who ended up at hospital and couldn't lift tried to squat his own bodyweight on the bar while wearing jean shorts and flip flops. This was after having never ever lifted before and being told to do bodyweight squats with hard flat heeled shoes by /fit/. I don't know how you can protect against that kind of stupidity when giving advice here.
I felt some guilt at the time as I had been telling some anon just days before that to do bodyweight squats if he had never squatted before. Now I am ambivalent. There's a Darwin award in there somewhere.
>take my dose of yohimbine in the morning and go for a jog
>felt pretty good after the jog so I made the executive decision to head to the gym
>arrive at the gym and make my way over to the squat rack
>some thin college girl is in the rack next to me squatting the bar
>as I start my warm up, I notice her looking at me
>when I finish my first warm up set, i look over at her and meet her gaze
>she says "oh, i'm sorry. i just wanted to watch your form. i'm not sure how to do this."
>i set out of my rack and start giving her tips on how to squat
>she seems open to suggestion and then says "like this?"
>she gets under the bar and goes ass to grass
>the yohimbine rises
>my heart rate begins to sky rocket
>my eyes are fixated on her bobbing ass
>my forehead begins to perspire
>my brain is saying no
>my dick is saying yes
>yohimbine induced mega-boner achieved
>my thin running shorts didn't stand a chance
>dick prepares for liftoff and erects itself
>it points directly at her, following her as she squats up and down
>say quickly "Yep, that's the right form"
>start power walking away, my javelin like dick clearly visible
>had to jog back home with a boner the entire time
>erection lasted almost 2 hours before i could calm myself down
>can't look the qt in the eye anymore
Fuck this shit man
>tfw in relationship with chicken breast, brown rice and broccoli
>tfw I'm carving that oreo cookie who hits on me hard
Think I'm gonna have a cheat meal brehs.
Should I feel bad?
>at gym yesterday
>doing my shoulder work
>2 DYEL mexicans I've never seen before
>one is wearing under armor
>looks like a skelly
>they're doing 35lb BARBELL curls
>doing 20 reps down to 10, 1 less each time
>literally 165 curls of 35lb barbell
>elbows flared out the whole time
>swinging the weight up
>under armor faggot finishes and flexes in the mirror every time
>looks around trying to find people looking at him
>our eyes meet for 2 seconds
>I give him this look of utter disappointment
>they're yelling at each other for motivation
That was probably the most cringe thing I've ever seen at the gym.
>pic is my cat in a bandana
I don't remember, it's a pretty old photo
This is my other cat on my desktop.
It's sideways too and I don't know why
For fuck sake he should and could've said that he threatened to beat the shit out of her because she fucked his girlfriend under false pretenses, not because she was gay god damn it.
Also I love how she was acting all smug and what not but got scared shitless when she got threatened with violence.
Real laughs was produced, thanks for the extra fat oxidation.
But really you should be feeling guilty, if you do it.
There is nothing wrong with dreamin of dat pink frosted donut, but when chicken breast needs you, you better wake up.
Oh my fucking god. Don't ever fuck up like this. Damn it man. Fuck.
Lost it at javelin dick
Not sure if pic related has been posted this thread, soz if repeat familia